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So, we all agree that knight power levels are bullshit right
....semoc eH
>Dany and Jon fall in love amidst the apocalypse and fucks a lot>Dany gets pregnant (she had a miscarriage due to dehydration at end of adwd so she's definitely not barren)>their child is the real PTWP, the child of ice and fire>jon somehow finds out their child is the price they have to pay to end the long night once for all>jon (who has become much more of a grey character since his resurrection) thinks it's their duty to do it in order to save the world but Dany strongly refuses to give her child to the others>the second dance is jon vs dany
>>220068835>grrm kills everyone important destroys all main locations so that no one can continue the series after he diesI'm reminded of that Fallout scene where the Lacerta Legate opens the note from Caesar's dead body to read the name of Caesar's chosen successor but what's written is "I am Caesar. I am the Legion. It ends with me." lol
>>220069056egg is icsh
>>220069454Crazy how the Apocalypse is going to have to be as rushed in the books as it was in the show if George is gonna fit it in two books. And there’s supposed to be a second dance of dragons and a conclusion to ear of five kings?
>>220071979The last two books will have to be as long as the first three per volume.
>Third Blackfyre Rebellion>Notable commanders:>King Aerys I Targaryen>Prince Maekar Targaryen >Lord Brynden Rivers(Bloodraven)>Prince Aerion Targaryen>Prince Aegon Targaryen >Haegon I Blackfyre†>Ser Aegor Rivers(Bittersteel)No Dunk, damn he really did get exiled for knocking up Egg's sister.
>>220071979More realistically, they just never come out.
>>220072291Never heard of this crack theory. Gibs basic gestalt pl0x.
>>220071979>>220069454In his original outline the "apocalypse" was suppose to be just the last book "Winds of Winter" but then Dany was suppose to have already invaded in "A Dance with Dragons" so he's kinda behind with the schedule but has given himself a whole other book as a buffer.
>>22007256Eggs sister is confirmed married to a Tarth Brienne is confirmed dunks descendant One of the future dunk and books is called “the sellsword” Dunk could have knocked up dunks sister, she’s married off to tarth with haste to hide the pregnancy and dunk is exiled and becomes a sellsword
poppa bear
>>220072567Suspiciously Dunk isn't listed as fighting in the third blackfyre rebellion, but is listed on the fourth rebellion and we'll even see him and egg dismantle the second one in the show. Even Aerion comes back from Lys to fight alongside his family against Bittersteel and his new blackfyre kid.House Tarth claims they have a Targ ancestor though it has never been explained who it is, and Brienne found Dunk's shield with the elm and falling star painted on it in the castle's armory, obviously everyone thinks Dunk is also her ancestor cause of her height.Egg's sisters are amongst the few Targs left that are claimed to have married and have had children(Aemon says so) but fatman never explained who they married.So the crackpot theory is that one of Egg's sister fell in love with Dunk and got pregnant after Egg was knighted and they went back to Kingslanding then an angry Maekar arranged a marriage for her with the Lord of Tarth to avoid the public shame and exiled Dunk to Essos(where he could've possibly met Bittersteel and the Golden Company while looking for sellsword work, fatman confirmed seventh of dunk and egg books would've been be called the sellsword).
>>220072567basically SIX SEVEN! SIIIIIIIIIIXXXXX SEEEEEVVVVEEEEEEEHHHHHNNNNNN!
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>>220069056TAOOBA!
>>220073758THAT'S TAOOBA!
Ned would have lived if he had only overcome his cis-heteronormative biases and trusted Varys
>Rhaenys breaks through dragon pit>kills dozens or hundreds of innocent random people>could end the entire war in 5 seconds>just does a girlboss stare and flies awayseriously why did they include this scene?
>>220072920Based, thanks.@220072952Kill yourself.
>>220072920>Brienne is the real secret Targ>Brienne is the third head of the dragon>Brienne The Beauty of Tarth, the first of her name the rightful Queen of Westeros, the Seven Kingdoms, the Rhoynar, Andals, etc
>>220072920>exiled Dunk to EssosPls no. That whole continent is a great void that turns characters' storylines boring, I would never wish that on Dunk.
>>220075591>essos>eroshmmm
>>220074905
Nauseatingly ugly coat of arms.Post George's ugliest heraldic creations.
>>220069437!on ,on ,oN
>>220074905I just finished s2 rewatch this week, it gets explained right away, Rhaenys is a loyal wife to Lord Corlys and doesn't act against his wishes or whatever (can't remember the exact wording). Basically follows her husbands lead instead of being a woman that acts on whims on her own like Catelyn seizing Tyrion
>>220076829I mean that actually does kind of make sense if up through the arena was the only way out and you assume any lower entrances were locked down
>>220076829idk if you broke out of your confinement and ruined the coronation, threatened the royal family and killed hundreds of peasants for no reason, you've clearly sided with somebody.
In hindsight leaving out the joke about floppy ears was a big mistake
>>220077517cute
>>220074905>>220076921>>220077186I was wrong its explained in s1ep10, Alicent demands Rhaenys declare for them and like intended to keep her captive or some shit. Rhaenys only wanted to flee King's Landing, not to start a war, as it wasn't her place. She went to Dragonstone out of loyalty to her house & her husband. She knows her place well, she's the wife Ned Stark needed
>He had donned a purple tunic for the feast, Dunk saw. Purple, to bring out the color of his eyes.I'm starting to think he might not actually be as thick as a castle wall; he notices a fair bit.
>>220080167I think it’s really funny how that calls back to his wooing of Lady Webber
>>220077517They're so good at playing women characters. It's wild.
>>220080633Bizarre
>>220080304What's funny is how George keeps writing homosexual characters as weak effetes pursuing a crown they don't deserve.
>without you i'm a silhouette
>>220081049>>220077517Blame the parents, they must have messed her up something bad
>>220072567gibplox
poppa bear?
POPPA BEAR!
bug houses are the coolest houses
>>220075591>Fighting under Bittersteel and Haegon in the Golden Company alongside all the rebel families throughout the Disputed Lands>Dunk gets to see their point of view and the reasons why they rebelled, Haegon tells him stories about his father Daemon Blackfyre who he barely knew>get told they're rebelling once again and finally returning home back to Westeros, Bittersteel and Haegon ask him to join them>Dunk realizes even though he's still angry at Egg for not defending him in front of Maekar he'd be fighting him and the family of the woman he loves but he also doesn't want to disappoint his new found friends in the GC>He probably wrongly thinks Bittersteel doesn't know who he really is and wants to make up an excuse not to join them instead of revealing who he is and saying he doesn't want to fight his squire and break his vow of exile to the Targs over Egg's sister>he's torn between staying in Essos, going with the GC to Westeros or fleeing to give advance warning to Maekar, Bloodraven and Egg(he'd still break his vow of exile) >realizes Bittersteel knew all along but he doesn't blame him>They all go to battle one last time to finish their contract before departing for Westeros>After the battle is done he finally chooses to stay, he won't betray his new friends by fleeing but he also won't fight Egg and the Targs>He says his farewells to Haegon, Bittersteel and the GC and watching them depart across the Narrow Sea to certain death
Just rewatched the Long Night. Why am I supposed to hate this episode again? Because third world brownoids watched a compressed 720p stream on their laptop and then blamed the show? Because headcanon theorists DEMANDED that Jon have an EPIC lightsaber duel with the Nightking and defeat him with the power of friendship? Because people who work as baggers at walmart are suddenly experts in military strategy?
>>220085167Anon-senpai already gabes, dummy-kun!
>>220090126I can only imagine how much drool you spilled on your keyboard while writing this drivel.
>>220090126If this is the best you can do, just don’t bump the thread next time
Does grrm know he's genuinely hated around the world? He complains about people pestering him about the books, but those are just the fans that are even still left. The whiny bitch gets offended even at harmless jokes, like that one time a genuine fan like Trey/Carmine (?) noted we got Direwolves ressurected before WoW.
>>220090982Those aren't direwolves, though.
>>220090126If walmart cashiers can point out your battle strategy is shit, it's shit.
fuck blacks lol
>>220090126I'm enjoying this gimmick, keep it up.
>>220090119Kino
Aemon's armour looks sick
>>220092340oh there's a new trailer btw www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1dMFuHZhc
>>220092383can't wait to see what bullshit they've cooked up this season
>>220092383Why is Helaena giving birth lmao.These people can't stop themselves from kaing up bullshit.
>>220092383>see the nigger velaryons and start laughing i forgot so much of s1+s2>see coleinstantly mad, what a shit character>see alicent+rhaenyrainstantly mad, what a retarded FUCKING RETARDED duo of charactersanyway going to enjoy consuming it and all the outrageslop it will spawn just like the harrypotter show eventually. cant fucking wait fellow shazambros.
>I want to see Connington! At once!! If he has let himself leave without orders, it is desertion! Treason! BRING ME CONNINGTON! CONNINGTON! CONNINGTON! CONNINGTON!
>>220090126Yes you stupid nigger you can't see shit for 90% of the episode and fakeouts were the worst brienne and sam died like 5 times. Also the night king wants to kill bran because????
>>220093180Was Joncon a top or a powerbottom?
>>220092383wow that looks terrible
>>220092383>i hate my brother >not i hate that bitch queenso are they going to change the ending too? seems like the route they are going at this point
>>220093567Yes Rhaenyra and Aegon are going to team up to kill the true big bad Aemond and then Rhaenyra is going to fake her death and live in Essos and have butch lesbian sex with Myssaria every single day.
>>220093601they'll have bisexual blacked sex with the bull of sea snake they got to fake his own death for themthats the reason they faked his death
>>220093780didn't they make that guy an ultrafag too?
>>220090126>Just rewatched the Long Night. Why am I supposed to hate this episode again?
>>220093180
>>220093975Ice dragons are a thing in universe, George probably told dumb&dumber that the others would use one but they didn't want to introduce them and confuse normies so they just had night king zombify one like the retards they are.https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Ice_dragon
>>220092383Not interested in your drivel, condom&hissterycal.
>>220093992took me a while to clock ive seen him in james bond and the 1 season of black flags i watched ages ago
>>220090126Truke>>220093975It’s called dramatic realism, they’re trying to immerse you in the suspenful feeling of night combat and struggling to see anything. But that kind of high concept approach went over the goy cattle’s heads
>>220094518Samefagging retard
>>220090126
>>220094780Wrong
>>220090126I think drammatically it feels strangely hollow. Who is changed by the long night? How are they different from before this climactic, apocalyptic battle compared to after they win? Which characters deaths in this episode hang over the rest of the show? Is Berics name ever said again? Melisandres?
>>220094841I think narratively its main purpose was uniting the Starks and Daenerys for the final Westeros battle
>>220094858I understand that reading but now we're talking about narrative, not characters. If the narrative drives the characters instead of the other way around, people will sour on a show fast because the motivations and decisions dont feel true.
>>220069887luke is icsh
I'm rewatching the series, and why do the British look so weird?
>>220095327
so the whole point of daario in dany's story other than to show her more violent side is also show she actually wants a lover like rhaegar right ? It don't seems like coincidence she wishes daario would act like rhaegar and gets sad thinking she would marry rhaegar's son if he was still alive, I think she has a crush on the figure of rhaegar since she grew up hearing stories about him, we know she won't believe faegon is actually who he claims to be but somehow she will find out jon is really rhaegar's son and this will get her 100% attracted to him this is something they tried to do in the show as well, when jon tells dany he don't enjoys what's he's good at is a clear parallel to barristan telling dany rhaegar was an incredible warrior but didn''t enjoy killing and you can tell by her expression it's the first time she gets attracted to himtheir romance had lots of potential, a shame what DnD did and I hope george can fix it in the books
>>220071979The more people talk about what it needs to happen in the books the more I realize why the fat fuck hasn't finished themHe needs at least 5
