this movie was fucking great and I am tired of pretending it wasn'tsequels? from mediocre to dogshit, but the first one, now that was some kino
>>220070518>SHUT UP, GRANDMA!
>>220070518I liked the 3rd one
>>220070518The desert scene with the A10s and the AC130 was pure military porn and I loved every second of it.
>>220070518how come the animosity towsards this movie isnt seen in modern day slop?this movie was filmed on real sets real stutnts and some of the finest cgi work ever. 20 years later this movie looks brand new.and people want to hate this movie for existing, but theyre okay with the garbage coming out today
>>220070615>they're ok with the garbage coming out todayNo they're not. It's just 20 years of trash makes people so indifferent to movies they've all but given up on them.
>>220070518The first three are all kino.4 is bad but has some gems.5 is unsalvageably bad.
>>220070553the first three, and OVERWHELMINGLY the first one, are just part of the post-9/11 military porn movies pumped at the US population to get us supporting the wars in iraq and afghanistan at the time
KINOOOOO
>>220070615only boomers that dislike the design of the childrens toys dislike this film, otherwise its fine and it does have fun toys like bone crusher and bludgeon
>>220070846They worked.
>>220070872As far as toys go these movies spawned a lot of good ones. Deluxe class Sideways and Crankcase were cool.
>>220070777the third one isnt as good as the first two (Megan Fox is hotter than the blonde girl, sorry) except for the ending when in ONE MINUTES Optimus lays down what might be two of the best one-liners in all of post-2000's cinema>Optimus... all I ever wanted... was the survival of our race... You must see why I had to betray you...>You didn't betray me, Sentinel. You betrayed yourself.immediately followed by>Now, we need a truce. All I want is to be back in charge. Besides, who would you be without me, Prime?>Time to find out.
>>220070872It isn't just that, a lot of the characterizations is not even close to their G1 counterparts. The most egregious is Starscream, who was reduse to nothing but Megaman's ass kisser and Sam's bitch.He is the quintessential backstabber and he doesn't attempt to backstab megatron once in these films.
>>220070518Nah the first Transformers was literally the only good oneAll the sequels though are literally dogshit
>>2200707774 was chinkslop, just like any chinese co-production5... I can't remember anything about 5
>>220070992Did you know that ending was a result of last minute changes? Because the IDW tie in comic got shipped early, Bay was apparently pissed and had the whole thing changed.Originally Megs and Prime were going to mog Sentinel's ass, then make a truths to end the war because Meg was just done with all of it
>>220071139i didnt and thats pretty interesting because the ending of Dark always felt kind of clunky to me
>>220070615it came out in 2007, before the world truly went to shit and respectable movies were still being made, so a movie with giant alien robots had so much cringe dialogue and focus on humans, made some people angrynow, pretty much everything sucks balls and people simply don't know anything better, they got used to slurping disgusting slop for years and they were taught new = good, fomo. old = bad, ugly, who wants to see this old shittake the average capeslop of today and release it in 2007, it would get 10 times more flak than TransformersIronman from 2008 was also pretty good, they actually tried to make a good movie, now compare that to Sooperman 2025
>>220071073who teh fuck nerds you goddamn nerd
Anybody else hate G1 fans?
>>220071393>take the average capeslop of today and release it in 2007Didn't Fantastic 4 come out around then. Watched it recently, it's honestly better than a lot of marvel slop now, I dunno why people hated it so much.
The forest fight in the sequel was great but that was the end of the sequels being good.
>>220071465>who teh fuck nerdsIdk, you tell me who teh fuck nerds.
>>220070518Amen, every second is kino fun>>220070542DON’T TALK TO ME! DON’T TALK TO ME, CRIMINAL!
>>220070952ROTF toyline lowkey cleared the actual movie. Leader class ROTF Prime was insane for the time, still holds up better than half the “studio series” shit they pump out now. Human Alliance Jazz/Bee were fun as hell too.Hasbro was out here doing engineering miracles while Bay was busy blowing up another freeway. Toybros honestly ate better than the ticket buyers.
If you trim maybe 5-10 minutes of the Bay retardation, the movie would be even better. Same with the 3rd. Dude just cant help himself. The action in the 3rd is probably the peak of the dude's career tho.
>>220074187I didn't even realize the movie's 144 fucking minutes long
