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The flight attendants from the Fifth Element movie.
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>>220072154
I watched that movie for the first time a few days ago and all of a sudden I keep seeing threads on it
Even on /pol/
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>>220072177
It's on Netflix right now, that's why
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>>220072274
Cute
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>>220072154
saar is there being a Lora for this bobs character
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they should make a sequel so we can find out what the sixth element is
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>>220072177
super green!
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>>220072274
>actor is named Mac McDonald
>eats at Mcdonald's
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>>220072312
The 5th element was pussy so the 6th would be ass
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>>220072154
I never understood why she wanted to have her pussy eaten by a gay man.
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>>220072154
Kino costumes
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MMwwwaahhh the... French.
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>>220072462
Look at his speed. Its clearly impressive service.
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Besson and I have the same taste in women, if you know what I mean (and I think you do).
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>>220072274
>you will never have your 20 piece mcnuggies served to you by the cute women at future mcdonald's
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>>220072462
Ruby Rhod is a paragon of masculinity in France.
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>>220072154
Wait until you hear about the director's views on young girls
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>>220072154
>the only ugly people in the future are cops
Paradise....
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>>220072462
How does it feel to lick girls down there?
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>>220072462
You wouldn't let a lesbian suck your dick?
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>Perfectly normal 5th element thread
>Stupid French fairyfag shows up
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For me it's the President's Aide.
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>>220073131
Bet he banged at least half of them.
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>>220072954
No. She would be absolutely terrible at it. Lesbians literally hate dicks.
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>>220073424
>Lesbians literally hate dicks.
But that makes it hotter.
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>>220072462
zest status?
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>>220072462
flamboyant =/= gay
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>>220072886
the blue opera alien is the 15 year old who was carrying his child at the time
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>>220072886
French elites have always been pedophiles, it not really surprising or shocking anymore.
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>>220073929
She was 16, when she got pregnant.
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sex.now.
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>>220073238
I sure hope he did
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The stewardesses.
What did Besson mean with a ching chong?
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>>220074092
>born 17 April 1976
>In January 1993, at age 16, she gave birth to their daughter Shanna.
it's possible she was just barely 16, depending on the exact date, but 15 is more likely
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>>220072886
He left his young trophy wife for that old hag Milla Jovovich. Literally the opposite of what they do in Hollywood. But suddenly he's a bad guy.
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>>220072154
Pure sexo
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>>220072886
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>>220072154
Netflix has been pushing it hard. Is it worth watching? Looks cheesy as fuck
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>>220074975
It's my favorite movie ever for when I'm drinking
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>>220072633
I just watched Lucy last night and had to look up the director to make sure I avoid watching one of his films again
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>>220074997
All the time?
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>>220072154
Do no, they should have been hotter.
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>>220075035
Its kinda hot everything you could ask for a 90s action movie.
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>>220072886
>>220073929
>>220074092
>>220074073
>>220074224
>>220074310
it really do be like that
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>>220075060
Then he made the massive piece of shit valerian and the city of a thousand planets
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>>220072154
I was so disappointed the first time I went to Vegas and found out the servers don’t dress sexy
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>>220074975
it's a great movie and a lot of fun to watch, especially with others
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Who played this bitch
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>>220072886
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>>220075352
Why is he in a defensive insecure posture in his own video?
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>>220075270
I need whatever the passenger pods are that make you sleep instantly.
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>>220075385
I want to
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>>220075352
Beson is one of the greats. Imagine trying to be a director and not even having the capacity to appreciate beauty.
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>>220072177
>all of a sudden
hello newfriend
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>>220072274
Look at the thickness of those fries, oh my god
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>>220072177
You're being gangstalked. Go look out your window and you'll see a grey car in front of a white one.
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>>220072311
if you know what a lora is you have definitely done ai image generation kek
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>>220072462
This, American pie, and cruel intentions are the trifecta of cunnilingus films. Honorable mention goes to carpenter's vampires.
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>>220072983
The redheaded empress is the true queen that needed more scenes
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>>220072274
>>220072154
>>220072214
>>220072310
>>220073131
The most fantastical thing about this movie was Americans being thin and light skinned 100 years in the future.
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>mfw my stepdad took me and my stepsister to see this when we were like 9 years old because he thought it was like star wars
quite based
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>>220072462
Flamboyant, the role was written for Prince
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>>220075925
>but what about the americans?
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>>220072274
i could go for a big mac right now except i'm too drunk to drive
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>CHEEKAN! GOOD!
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>>220075060
i'd trade up for milla too
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>>220075925
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>>220075925
and they were good friends.
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>>220076489
nta but it does begin in New York City and pretty much everyone in the story is speaking with an American accent.
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This fil and silent hill had all the background actors played by models.
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I want some more stories just set in that cool city
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>>220076591
Sure but like the him bringing it up that the future will havinh thin people as fantasy is like kinda dumb when thin people exist now.
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>>220076176
she's an elite fighter, can survive and tank massive blunt force damage, has superhuman strength and agility, yet struggles with a 10 lbs plate of chicken?
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>>220076716
Did the sea level drop dramatically in this setting? Why are the bridges and New Jersey so high compared to the water level?
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>>220077001
yes, it dropped. The water level used to be up to the Statue of Liberty. They put in weird stuff like this to the setting where they don't really explain it
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Why couldn't we get this future instead of the gay ass dystopian hell world we're in now?
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>>220077060
you could always try killing yourself and then reincarnating
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>>220072927
It's like finding a donner kebab that fell down the back of the sofa four days ago, and then eating it in your drunken delirium.
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>>220075060
>Get his daughter-wife
>Left her for milla uglyjovich
Why ?
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>>220077060
We got 40 more years until this movie catches us so we could turn it around
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>>220077060
you think Fifth Element isn't dystopian? Everyone lives in tiny pods with no room for a bed or shower without moving stuff around. The cops can come look into your room at any point, search your possessions whenever they want, and drag you off for any reason. You can be fired with no recourse at any second. Criminals still roam the hallways looking to rob and kill you for any small amount of money.
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>>220076716
A lot of water got shipped off-world.
I think. Did I just make that up? I can never tell anymore
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>>220075381
>why is he in a defensive insecure posture
Because you watch too many internet ((body language experts))
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>>220077254
That's just because he has a shitty apartment in a bad part of town, the priest's place was nicer and much more spacious.
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>>220077354
Ironically you'd have to be a completely shut-in loner to think this isn't a thing people do.
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Is this board still green?
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>>220077400
>Ironically you'd have to be a completely shut-in loner to think this
It's ironic...
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>>220077374
>decorated war vet lives in squalor
>useless clergy lives in luxury with a cushy government position

it's nice to see that some things will never change
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>>220077446
>You want some more green?
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>>220074975
Jean Paul Gautier designed the costumes, most of the extras and secondary characters are played by Gaultier'a models. Milla Jovovich was peaking during that time. Gary Oldman plays a great villain. Ian Holm is hilarious
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>>220075381
Beta is in the soul
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was his outfit /fa/?
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>>220072274
this is not the future McDonald's that we got .
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>>220074975
It's definitely cheesy but done with sincerity. Also has nipples.
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>>220075352
I hate smug, feminized shits like this. They get off on knowing some salacious gossip they can't wait to tell you because they enjoy scandalizing creative things people enjoy. "I'm GoINg To RuIn YoUr FaVoRiTe MoViE!" Fuck off with that shit.
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>>220075765
Dammit, I just watched something in the last month that had a really good scene but I forgot the name already.
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>>220072927
Rusty penny
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>>220077446
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>>220079874
>They get off on knowing some salacious gossip they can't wait to tell you
What an remarkable example of unintentional irony on /tv/.
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>>220079071
I prefer the jacket look he had
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>>220080247
nta, but shitposting is at least more dignified than making a Youtube video about it and looking like a putz while you do it.
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>>220075925
They're all olive skinned with mixed race facial features
(and they're very, very hot)
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>>220075270
Breasts
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>>220072927
like a bag of sand
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>>220072154
I live how they felt the need to have an unecessary sex scene between one of these sluts and Ruby just to show he's not gay, just flamboyant as shit.
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>>220072274
wtf I love mcdonalds now?
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>>220072462
The movie in general portrays the future, and particularly future Earth, as a degenerate, hedonist hellscape, the very fact that someone as fucking annoying and despicable as Ruby Rhod is perceived by society as someone worth adoring and imitating is proof of this, and is meant to contrast with Korben's stoic, quiet, masculine heroism, as such, everyone around them gives their undivided attention and sexual interest to Ruby, no matter if he's an ugly, skinny, effeminate loser who treats everyone like crap.
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>>220072462
>gay man.
he was flamboyant. he loved pussy just as much as anyone else.
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>>220072274
I'd love it if they had sexy busty servers in skimpy clothes i stead of retarded teens and stoners who always forget ro put the fucking fries in the bag.
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>>220075352
I couldn‘t watch a single movie if i cared about the people who made them. They’re 90% deranged pedophiles.
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>>220079071
It's incomplete without the jacket, but the tank top actually has an interesting cut, and the pants and boots are informed by the character's military background while also being stylish.
You can fault this movie for many things but never claim the fashion is bad, it's one of its greatest achievements.
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Besson needs to do another animation movie someday
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What's with the fag posting that cgi children's flick?
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>>220082041
It's a Besson film
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>>220072177
did you consider perhaps that you were seeing stuff about it before but didn't recognize it as you hadn't watched it you retard
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>>220072445
makes perfect sense to me
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>>220072177
>all of a sudden I keep seeing threads on it
The Fifth Element is one of those movies that has been airing constantly on tv for more than 20 years now. but you could also assume that its making the rounds in shorts so a lot of zoomies might be seeing it
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>>220072154
This tbphwy
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>>220082113
Ah.
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>>220081614
now that's a nice ass
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>>220072177
>What is the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon?
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>>220072274
Why do future dystopian shitholes look so much better than real dystopian shitholes?
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>>220072274
>webm looping
>she just keeps passing them more and more food
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>>220072274
Woke feminism died in their future I see.
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>want to watch mobie
>"Remastered"
>terrified of remastered cause who knows what cool original stuff was changed or cut out
i don't like when they try to make things "better" from the film i saw growing up
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>>220072274
Even though it's not a terribly great movie there's something very appealing about a wholesome future full of beautiful people and The Fifth Element seems to be one of the very few movies which actually does it
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>>220077254
It's "dystopian" however it has long, LONG been the case that people fetishize the artistic interpretation of futuristic dystopian in a way that doesn't align with how unappealing we find the reality we now live in. The entire cyberpunk genre since the 80s (heavily informed by the futurism of the 60s and the malthusian malaise of the 70s) was always equal parts "damn the degradation in individual rights and identity in favor of bureaucratic/corporatistic numbering sucks" and "damn I kinda want cool LEDs on my money and 3.5" jacks in the base of my skull for holo-drugs".
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>>220084584
the difference is marxism
the classic idea of the "dystopia" we used to have was based on the innocent and pure idea that we were simply going to be victims of our own success and that any hardships would be the result of our species/culture continuing to thrive and reproduce without thinking too far ahead about it. so while everything gets "bad" by some metric people are still generally having a good time trying to make the best of it, leading to a strangely incongruous sense of "wholesomeness".

the modern dystopia we partially live with now, and continue moving towards, is based more on ideological presuppositions that lead to pathological resentment. we've tamped down on the idea of malthusian catastrophe where modern societies simply reproduce themselves to death. immigration remains a pressing concern, but it's more about relative demographic shift that sheer numbers. the bigger influence on culture is the idea that everything bad that is happening is the result of some party or another's outright malevolence and corruption, and that "if only" our side could win we'd flip the dystopia into a utopia, and the further from any side's ideal we get the more the hysteria echoes and concentrates until everyone hates everything all the time.
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>>220085198
sorry i was way too wordy here.
tldr:

>dystopia then: "things will get bad because we can't get control of our pleasures, oh well"
>dystopia now: "things are bad and will get worse because corruption/malevolence/evil groups that hate me are specifically making my life worse for their own pleasure"
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>me this whole thread
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>>220084297
>>220081614
That's a man
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>>220076716
I always thought that this was show how tall the city was, but if it's the sea level that dropped it feels like the buildings aren't as tall as they should be. Like Manhattan shown here is pretty much the same as real life Manhattan. and I guess the fog settles in the valleys, but it implies that you could dive hundreds of meters from anywhere to get to it.
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>>220074975
It's worth watching just to learn how much of its ideas was stolen by George Lucas
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>>220086098
Now compare how many ideas George Lucas stole from Valerian.
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>>220084584
>One of the best sci fi movies ever made
>not a terribly great movie
You're completely off your nut anon
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>>220086180
sorry this is retarded
>NUUUUU WE INVENTED GUYS WEARING HELMETS AND HALF-MELTED FACES
also dejah thoris called, your faggot frog didn't invent women in metal bikinis either
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>>220079071
Jean-Paul Gaultier designed all the costumes, so it absolutely is.
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>>220085558
This whole time the fifth element is the light of aziz
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>>220087204
Safety, always off
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>>220076985
She just didn't expect all the extra water weight, its like when you pick up a glass you think is empty, but its full and feels like a million pounds.
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>>220072177
This movie is posted often, not a lot, but often. Its in my top 5 maybe top 3
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>>220077060
Because Demolition Man made more money.
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>>220072274
The far off wonderland of the year 2005... man...
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>>220075381
Its reddit in a shower winning imaginary argument pose.
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>>220087369
Her teeth look... Unclean.
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>>220087421
fluoride teeth
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>>220087421
Too many meat popsicles
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>>220079071
His cancerstick isn't 80% filter in this pic...
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>>220087521
SMOKE YOU!!!!
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>>220087556
Wrong answer.
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>>220087531
embarrassing blunder, will society ever let him forget?
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>>220084423
Nah, kowloon walled city is more aesthetic than any fictional dystopia.
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>>220072775
>>220072837
please see a shrink
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>>220085232
You are describing:
High trust society dystopia
vs
Low trust society dystopia.
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>>220087643
There was way more child rape in kowloon though
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>>220087834
I love miniatures so much
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>>220087807
i don't know man besson had game
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>>220085198
Yeah dystopian movies used to serve their purpose as cautionary tales, but now they we're actually in one they're kind of redundant

Which makes movies like The Fifth Element all the more appealing and I wish there were more of them
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>>220087834
Wait those buildings were "real"? Wow
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>>220087421
they look normal
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>>220072445
Here's your 6th element. It's super green.
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>>220073131
>hey Bruce did you score with any of the girls in Fifth Element?
>continues eating baby food and ignoring you
>a long high pitched fart exits the back of his diaper
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>>220072154
>>220072214
>>220072274
>>220072310
>>220072462
>>220072478
what movie
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>>220075352
She wasn't 16 at the end
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>>220075925
Rent free
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>>220088365
>be Chris Tucker
>do Fifth Element and Rush Hour 1/2
>exit Hollywood before you become the villain
chad
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>>220088365
if one of those nigger twitch irl streamers i'm always hearing about did a ruby rhod thing i'd watch em
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>"Corben? C-C-C-C-Corben, my man? Why is there no Whiskas in my bowl? BZZZZT!"
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>>220088315
Rocco Siffredi's "True Anal Stories".
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>>220076985
>can survive and tank massive blunt force damage, has superhuman strength and agility
>red hair
I wonder if Besson was inspired by Pippi Longstocking, I'm getting a Pippi sort of vibe from Milla here too >>220076176
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>>220072927
like defeat, your woman will cum sure, but she will lose all respect for you on a primal level.
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>thrilled
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>>220088315
how new
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>>220072927
Kinda sweet, best position is lifting them upside down and face fucking them at the same time you eat them out.
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>>220072478
This chick runs a yoga course near me and I'm seriously thinking of signing up for a spot and then ask her if she can sign my blu-ray.
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>>220073238
He doesn't remember it though.
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>>220089535
Do it! You'll make her whole year, maybe. She might call the cops.
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>>220082910
Bruce Willis had two playstation games with him in it? The other one was anarchy, I only remember the cool symbol in egm.
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>>220081550
Cute!
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>>220072154
shitty pre-reddit reddit-tier Gen X coomer movie
endless unfunny quips, too-cool-to-care hero, nonsense gnosticism story, aesthetics/coombait over substance
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>>220089721
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>>220072274
Why are they getting a tray for takeout?
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>>220088170
Sorry to hear about your teeth, anon.
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>>220090195
Maybe because they aren't taking out? They were gonna just sit in their car and eat while continuing to talk to her.
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>>220072214
Who is this dude?
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>>220090195
every car has a tray in the future
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>>220088369
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>>220090284
The high end models have two! Major selling point.
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>>220086203
bonjour monsieur
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>>220075925
Eurotroons being literally incapable of going a single thread without seething about their superiors will never not be funny to me.
>here's a webm of a cute gir-
>AMERICA AMERICA AMERICAN FAT I'M NOT OBSESSED
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One of my favourite films of all time. Jean Paul Gautier costume and basically runway models cast as all the extras produced an aesthetic so unique it will never be matched.
Besson used to make some great films.
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>>220087834
hes a big guy
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>>220075060
Ew what a scumbag. Could've been wholesome had he stayed with her.
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>>220090336
>superiors will
You literally have your dick chopped off you mutt
You are a dickless brown retard. the entire world laughs at you
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>>220088411
Omg just realized they predicted irl streamers
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>>220075925
Those 2 cops look like they’re fat as fuck without the armor.
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>>220077581
I dont want anymore green
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>>220087834
Taking this apart feels wrong.
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>>220082259
>20 years

Try 30.
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>>220072154
im 35, saw this movie when i was like 8 or 9 and have been attracted to this type of woman specifically, or any varying form of ever since.
tan skin, lighter hair.
aisha clanclan, mihoshi from tenshi, gyarus, etc.
pic related is from a hentai called slut girl. a friend of mine since elementary school bought me a physical copy of it one christmas. it's one of my prized possessions.
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>>220076985
>>220087332
it's because the plate is hot numbnuts
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>>220077557
>useless clergy
he wasn't useless
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>>220090791
i read a lot of slut girl when i was young too, very based series
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>>220076176
>CHEEKAN! GOOD!
I still say this whenever I make chicken
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>>220075352
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, judge not lest you be judged
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>>220073131
>The most attractive woman in the image (immediately to the left of Bruce), is playing the circle game
Ah, memories...
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>>220072462
>gay
Why's he eating her pussy then? It was the 90s, they had to make it clear that character was straight right away so that you couldn't critique his faggy behavior
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>>220089721
Yes Mr. Anon, everything is reddit
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>>220090359
>thai fly
>chop shop written in japanese
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>>220073131
They were all mid as fuck. There was literally only one who was a 6/10 or better on a good day. Look them up, fucking perma virgins on this site.
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>>220089721
Those are all good things though.
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>>220091531
Fatass loser critiquing models on a numerical scale. Tale as old as time.
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>>220091531
These are literally models anon. They are all 10s you retarded fool.
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>>220091527
slop

>>220091541
K I N O \o/
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>>220091531
>zoomie doesn't know what beautiful women looked like before gook plastic surgery and instagram filters
sad and many such cases
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>>220091617
>They are all 10s you retarded fool.
They are not.
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>>220091702
Thems fighting words.
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>>220077374
You wouldn't be part of the rich clergy in the Fifth Element in the same way you're not part of any sort of elite atm
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>>220091617
Not a single one of them is a "10". You're insane.
I wouldn't throw 3/4ths of them out of bed, but fucking lmao "10".
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>>220091829
You underestimate the power of navel
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>They are all 10s
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>>220076113
No such thing. Saddle up and ride in anyway cowboy.
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>>220086180
Lucas never had a original idea in his life
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>>220091891
Especially the one with the dsl. Hhhnngg *plap plap plap*
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>>220086180
People look at this, having no idea what other contemporary scif at the time looked like.
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>>220091617
simp retard, shes mid you'd call any woman a 10
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>>220086180
the only thing that genuinely looks like a ripoff here is the carbon freezing, and maybe leia but that's just a generic sex slave outfit. the rest isn't even remotely similar
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>>220092456
You could say it's a carbon copy.
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>>220085232
The real difference is that we're straying further and further from what is evolutionarily/physiologically natural for human beings. Everything is replaced by unnatural processes and stimuli. Naively, even in blade runner, people had analog everything and even created fake animals so that people could feel connected to the nature that was lost in their world. The complete opposite is true right now, people are replacing nature with fake nature. Turf instead of lawns, sterile screens instead of human contact, work that seems to fill every hour of the day, I could go on.
This dystopia will only get worse. The proof is birth rates:
>"Do you know how badly you have to torture a mammal to stop if from reproducing?"
(Not my quote)
Long story short, nothing in our life-processes is natural, it's not just the environment itself. It's HOW we live. Or from a neurological perspective: Our brains simply cannot handle the magnitude and type of stimuli the modern world provides.
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>>220092508
fuck off Carlos
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>>220072274
>>220072154
McDonald’s doesn’t taste good anymore.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL_Iq57hIB8
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>>220092262
>any woman is a model
Wrong
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>>220082910
left. all. day.
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>>220093013
the patrician's choice
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>>220089676
Fifth Element had a PS1 game which wasn't good except for the soundtrack
https://youtu.be/BsP7Ou6mdqc?si=2a8soNmHUclvslcr
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>>220082910
>>220093013
>>220093018
What's her name
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>>220077001
yes
Luc had a giant lore established and several movies planned but the studio told him to fuck off and make the one movie
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>>220089721
stop trying to tell us you're a fag by trying hard to prove you aren't a fag
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>>220091617
they were 10s by 90s standards, today they're 7+
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I miss practical special effects
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>>220093490
Other way around retard.
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>>220092791
It's crazy how shit mconalds and burger king taste now. It's barely edible.
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>>220093694
I disagree you retard.
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>>220088306
Enjoy it when it happens to you. All the blood vessels in your brain are filling with microplastics.
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>>220093490
In the 90s they were 11s in the 2020s they are 10s
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>>220077060
capitalism
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>>220085198
>>220085232
>>220087676
>>220088044
>>220092634
Anons, it's more simple than that: demographics and genetics,
>dystopias back then: majority white, things are bad but that's because we're humans, not gods yet, aka there's still hope (and most important) and chances to improve it

>dystopias now: requel of the sequel of the prequel of the cliche of 80s punk slop remixed with cliche of 90s punk slop, all with quadrillions of brown people complaining about few whites living good while; aka, browns don't think in long term - they just reproduce like rabbits, whites think in long terms - so they have resources
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>AZIZ LIGHT!
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>>220094029
>I'm depressed because I see brown people outside
Come on...
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>>220094030
They don't make movies like this anymore
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>>220072700

I tucking hate the smell of McDonald’s. If I’m desperate for coffee I will go there but the odor of the food is sick.
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>>220093433
Five movies planned. First Element, Second Element, Third Element, and so on
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>>220072478
Why not allow the boobies to be free? I mean, just leave them out in the open.
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>>220092062
>I never felt this way before... with a human!
Ruby confirmed xenosexual
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>>220094311
When you get a little older you appreciate the mystery
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>>220094082
it's primarily brown people who think this and decide to emigrate to white countries
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>>220090614
It was obvious this sort of thing would become popular. Penny was doing it in Lost in Space too. She was making small videos of her life on her smart watch to upload to her social media fans
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>>220094330
I've always assumed he was an alien himself.
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>>220094383
>white countries
are there any left by now?
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>>220089535
Do it. I think it was her only acting role. She looks old af now. Sophia Goth.
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>>220094430
Iceland
Poland
Slovakia
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
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>"Come and get me"
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>>220094536
cool snownigger collection bro
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>>220094030
Thank you aziz
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>>220092508
Goddamit Carlos
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>>220075060
Lucky son of a bitch. Anyone who whines about it, is just fucking pretending to have a problem with it. If you are one of those people, just know that we know you're full of shit, and are saying things just to surreptitiously get in the good graces of jealous roasties who complain about age gap because it's their sexual competition, not because they see it as some immense immoral wrong. All these godless whores with zero moral framework are crying because it hurts their bottom dollar.
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>>220077060
Sorry, that was the Gore timeline
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>>220082910
WHAT RACE ARE THESE THINGS?
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>>220087649
just like in the movie, they shrink
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>>220072154
>>220073131
>>220082910
>>220091527
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>>220091822
It's a comparison of two apartments that appear in the movie, you're too up in your own head.
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>>220094338
I'm older. At this point in my life I'm tired of cheesecakes. I mean, they kind reveal a little bit of the breats, but not completely, this is just dumb. You either show the good or don't show it all. Don't cheesecake me. I hate that.
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>>220072927
If she is clean like just showered it doesnt taste like anything until the fluids start coming out then it taste like salty sweat
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>>220072154
counterpoint: the vendors from Phantasy Star Online
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it was a different time, when flicks could be openly and unapologetically horny
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>>220090791
>Slut Girl
Absolutely legendary series, one of my first exposures to hentai.
>download it randomly
>goon my brain out to the first two chapters
>parents go away
>keep reading, beat off five more times, dick won't work despite horny
>wtf story is actually very fun, I wanna know what happens next
>fave eromanga since, I just wish I could see Sayako getting DP'd in earnest
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>>220090596
Weren't you guys crying for America to save you from Russia? I think it's weird to cry and seethe at a Nation you rely on for survival.
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>>220076717
>thin people exist now.
Not in the US
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>>220096677
>be mutt
>have dick chopped off
>be retarded
>make shit in in his mind
>believer made up shit as fact
like pottery

Any nation that "needs america" would be retarded. America dont know how to war, all they know is dick cutting, homo sex, loving trannys and nigs and killing each other
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>>220075060
>be American in society
>believe in society
>never understand why you feel worthless and like a piece of shit
>start lying constantly to yourself about feeling like a piece of shit
The only thing this world needs is an inquisition. So many men and women walking aroundare silently screaming out in joy that they're not the ones that have to be raped, enslaved, or have their children taken for those same reasons

The storm that comes will rain on all but the victims. The indifferent and excitedly supportive alike.
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>>220096784
Your argument of people in the future being fat because fat people exist now is stupid.
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>>220077446
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>>220097245
/tv/ is a Purple board. Greenfags leave.
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>>220086180
>le surrender monkey pulp magazine invented fantasy tropes
kek midwits are always exposing themselves.
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>>220088478
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>>220072274
Such a beautiful smile
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>>220097364
A Golden Smile, if you will. Brought to you by McDonalds
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>>220094803
He was based right up until he left her. That makes him cringe for ruining a woman.
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>>220098188
my le boner is so le confused right now xd
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>>220098016
So many scenes I just didn't get. It was weird french humor and ideas. Like this just drops you down and puts you immediately unconscious? Or the soldiers getting frozen in the fridge. Or the robot alien's hand at the beginning having a pretty girl inside it
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>>220082451
I might watch this now
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>>220084584
>a wholesome future full of beautiful people
We're never going to get anything close to that :(
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>>220091326
When u see it...
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>>220090195
>Why are they getting a tray for takeout?
it's the future
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>>220073131
Only a French man could make this movie by the way.
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>>220098016
This stewardess lady or whatever is probably the prettiest to me...
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>>220075958
No one could ever look at Prince and think he's gay. Even when he's wearing high heels and blouses.
This guy on the other hand - extremely gay. Gay manerisms, gay voice.
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>>220072154
they look like drag queens
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>>220099602
They look like gods*
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>>220088315
The fifth element.
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>>220075925
They're not Americans. It's set in a future where countries don't exist anymore and people live on multiple planets.
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>>220099629
yes gods
not goddesses
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>>220072154
Couple of friends cosplay them. Hot as fuck
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>>220094536
>Poland
Full of blacks and indians
>Slovakia
half of them are gypsies
>Estonia
>Latvia
>Lithuania
Full of russians
I can't speak about Iceland, because technically it should be safe - you have to fly there and it's very cold - but you could say the same thing about Minnesota and they're overrun by Somalis.
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>>220072927
A fuck buddy tasted like peach. Current one tastes like fish and something like a coin.
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>>220074224
Might want to keep him away from her daughter



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