>"I love the Smiths!">-"Cool, bye."
>>220072650ive literally done this. takes me an hour to figure out she was trying to let me chat her up.
>do you like metal?>no I just hate peopleWhere did I go wrong bros?
When a girl tells you she isn't looking for a relationship, you should run for the hills and never speak to her or acknowledge her again in any way
>>220072650>dark hair light eyes hairbandhow nature says not worth the trouble
Oh yeah? Name 3 Smiths songs
>>220072771the clever thing about this is, you're waiting her to say THE song that was IN this film.no Smiths fans like that song, nobody did before 2009. you could argue it's like when a Beatles fan says they like some rare B-side or one of the tracks released on Past Masters/Anthology, but we all know women aren't like that.see also: some zoomer tells you they're a big Nirvana fan and their favourite track is 'Something in the Way'.
>>220072912there's a lot of good tracks on Past Masters. Might be in my top 5 Beatles albums
>>220072735Or you could try to be a friend and help them because they're still another human ?
>>220072735Or you could try to be a friend to them and help them
>uhh yeah I prefer when they were called The Nosebleeds
>>220072696What are you even supposed to say when chatting a girl up?
>>220073088yeah fwiw i completely agree.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iotagMCkJREof all the different versions of this song, this is the one that gets me right in the feels ;_;
>>220073186>you too
>>220073112>>220073142what do you mean by this?that's a red flag if there ever was one. even if you just want to be pals, the best case scenario is she's lying to you (and/or herself). but the risk you're running is she's some cluster B personality type. 'oh, but i find that appealing!' so did every previous man in her life (before running for the hills.)
>be loner semi autist virgin>meet girl>girl surprisingly not off put by my virgin autism >date girl>move in with girl>girl fucks her coworker Why are women so evil.
>>220073554Everyone’s just looking for the next best thing.
>>220072650>"I love the Smiths!">"Some girls are bigger than others.">"What?">"Can I put it in now?"
>>220073334>what do you mean by this?You're confused about the concept of helping someone?
>>220075180How would this hypothetical female friend help me in return? Please be specific.
>>220072650He doesn't look that Jewish for a 100% Jew.
>>220072719If she didn't drop her panties to this line, she wasn't a real metalhead.
>>220075338Why do they need to help you in return
>>220072650>Oh, this is The Cure "Killing an Arab". Morrisey is a fag, anyway I didn't ask. See ya.
>>220073112>pretend to be a friend when in reality you are like a predator waiting for an opportunity to strikeNo, no thank you. If I want a buddy, I will hang out with dudes. A wife is not a friend, it might be an aspect but it is deeper than that.Women use friendships as emotional surrogacy. I have been on both sides of the fence. You sound like a naïve boy or a woman, both are harmful.
>"And? Who asked?..."easy
>>220072650>Name their four albums now!>Do it NOOOOOWWWW
>>220072650She is such a terrible actress. Harvey would never...
>>220072650Pretty crazy how the nigga who directed this movie was handed a $200+ million blockbuster straight after. That shit doesn't happen anymore.
>>220075408If they don’t, are you even friends?
>>220072650>"I love crisps too. Tasty snacks make daddy happy"
>>220072912nah im a huge smiths fan and i really do think there is a light is their best song, however listening to it on a random week day in the morning is utterly bizarre. it's a song for special moments
>>220075180>>220075408you're a crazy person. i'm going to go out on a limb here and assume you consider yourself 'an empath'.very few people are actual psychopaths, most people are caring by nature. what you are describing is not being a nice, helpful human. you may even be ENABLING someone with a serious personality disorder, which 1. does not help them, and 2. damages yourself. everyone with a BPD ex-girlfriend has the same story.if you ARE one of these girls, seek out therapy (particularly DBT). mitigate making your problems other people's problems.if you're a guy who's 'into this sort of thing, actually' then you really, really don't know what you're getting yourself into with these girls.
>girl that rejected me 10 years ago is divorced, fat and full of tattoos
>>220075724>Women use friendships as emotional surrogacyLiterally all signs point to men having a broken understanding of friendships, not women. There's no "female loneliness crisis". If anything, we could actually learn from women about having healthy relationships.
>>220073112Retarded female. I hope a nigger bashes your brains in.
>>220080441Happy cake day!
>>220080441>women>healthy relationshipshahhaha, nigger, the only reason women ever befriend each other is to be close enough to backstab each other.
>>220072650I mentioned something about Tom Hanks son to a girl once and she asked who Tom Hanks was. I don't give a shit about Tom Hanks but being so out of touch that you have no idea who that is was a huge turn off. This was like 15 years ago. Thanks for reading my blog
>>220072650I do this but it's not because of antisocial reasons but because I'm planning to end my life after I reach the savings goal I set to make sure my family lives comfortably after I check out.I'm relatively famous and have a decent following of good supportive people, but I really don't want anyone to be attached to me.I've been living like this for 5 years since I decided to go with this plan.It's also a great way to make sure I fully commit to it since I have no one to weigh me down.I'm close to reaching my goal and I'm planning to find a remote place and just off myself, I don't want to leave bad memories in my apartment in case they want to live in the house.
>>220080441Every friend group I've been in the women talk mad shit about each other behind their backs and gossip like crazy. It's really off putting knowing how they are in their normal state.
>>220075338set you up with one of her gal pals
>>220082047For what are you famous?
>>220082047what does relatively famous even mean. you might as well dox yourself if you're going to end it soon anyways
>>220072650>Go to HR and say she sexually assaulted youIf you want to win you have to play by their rules
I AM THE SUNAND THE AIR
>>220072650when i was in high school i played songs at max volume in my ears hoping this would happen to me but the only interaction i ever had with a girl was her asking me to turn the music down
>>220081970Nah, as I said, there's no female loneliness crisis. Women might shit talk each other a lot but they're still able to form meaningful connections with one another.The average guy in his 50s has maybe one close friend, often not even that.And as far as backtabbing goes, I've seen plenty of dudes try to hook up with their friend's girlfriend, wife, ex-girlfriend, sister, you name it. The moment it comes to pussy, the average man would literally unironically kill you if he knew he could get away with it.
>>220082335First person to undergo bottom surgery
>I said I love Brainbombs>I FUCKED ANNE FRANK IN HER ASSHOLE
>>220082897sybau
>>220072760i dont know what you mean but i know what you mean if you know what i mean
>>220073112post tits
>>220072650Had a girl do this to me with avenged sevenfold I fucked it up.
>>220082335He's Heisenberg.
>>220079290This is an Alec board
>>220072912No one gave a shit about Something in the Way until Batman
