>oh fuck, is that burnt tire, Jameson and throw up i smell? My pussy is soaking wet
>>220073026she saw his badge tucked in his belt when his shirt lifted. Copfuckers are called badge bunnies.
>>220073026She was underage.
>>220073026>fucks him IMMEDIATELYthere is no WAY this happens. absolutely 0% chance this is non fiction. NADA
>>220073317>Me on the Bane/CIA thread after four rye whiskeys
>>220073245>>220073292>>220073317>>220073473I hate women simply because this doesn't happen to me
why does this scene upset KHVs so much?don't complain about how women are all sluts who only fuck handsome white guys and then bitch about how a handsome white guy could never instantly score with a trashy waitress
>>220074247>handsomeEerrm
>>220074280sorry brownoiddominic whatever is a good looking dude
>>220073317>>220073026Saw a post once where somebody said it's supposed to show how drunk Jimmy is and that he's coming out of his blackout with her riding him and it's not mocking khv and skipping from hi to sex.
women owe me sex
Mcnutty absoulutey plastered or not was a very handsome dog
>>220074311>>220074475fags
>>220074359I mean, obviously he didn’t teleport to her bed already in the process of having sex with her. Did autistic people really need that to be explained?
Why did Mcnulty crash his car twice?
>uuuuhh we don’t have scrabble
>>220074700They wanted to see how he hits on her etc. Why do I need to explain this to you? How autistic are you?
>>220074737>her face if the 3am customer is white
>>220074754I was making a joke
>>220074247I once met this girl in Waikiki. Im a tall white guy and had just gotten a fresh peaky blinders cut(this was like 2014)....and this chick came up and was all "OMG you look like Calvin Harris!".... Cool thx whatever....this chick was like a 5/10.... decent body actually so that tells you how ugly she was ... Anyway, I make a note of it and a few hours later run into her again and I had struck out elsewhere at this point so....Took her behind the back alley and ended up having her blow me and then banging her from behind on top of a cardboard box without a condom... I kind of had the realization after a few minutes and grossed myself out so I just got up and left her there...Anyway, my point is that some women are whores. Yes, I recognize that I am a whore.
>>220073925same
>>220074830You're an autist, got it.
>>220073925It's a numbers game. Visit enough diners at night while dressed like he is, and be predisposed to enage in flirty banter with waitresses who seem receptive, and it will happen to you. So long as you keep trying and diners keep existing, until the heat death of the universe
>scenes that enrage pajeets
>>220075016Based.
>>220073026Low value females are easy to bag, you'll just have to push the fact that you're number 238 out of your head.
>>220073026>you can get whatever you wantso what did he order? is he some memeber/card holder? all i remember is the cut to sex
>>220073026to be fair, back in the day, random hookups had no consequence, no one finds out, no interent threat, no doxxing, no bullshit, just a one off memory
>>220076083Another reason to hate the internet, it really ruined everything
You're literally born with these instincts and they develop during puberty. You're supposed to feel the vibe and go with it, that's how flirting works. Nobody thinks about the words or body language when they meet someone, they just go with their mutual instinct that naturally leads them to sex. The only exception is if you have autism, which blocks you from tapping into that part of your psyche. You'd rather play with legos than talk to girls, etc. In which case you shouldn't be mad about missing out in the first place.
>>220076246yea it really is a double edge sword, the good thing is you can find exactly who you want on the web, but off the web if you meet the person you absolutely didnt want to meet, its goin on the net, funny isnt it lol
>>220073317I think her taking him home is more realistic than him being able to get and hold an erection after being that drunk.
>>220076280
>>220076280yea the internet fucked all the autismos out of necessary trial by fire, if they were forced to mate in public, theyd eventually find someone, instead of retreating with out even trying because they found thier favourite echo chamber online>>220076302even in todays age people still randomly hook up, its just that alot of it is digitally facilitated, hook up apps etc. but people also just go to clubs or w.e, i think what fucked most people today is the economy (inflation, the power of the dollar etc), the cost of living is just ot high, no one can afford a place of thier own to bring girls home, so they stay in thier parents basement, and those who can are autismos who are addicting to hiding
>>220076421dont forget all the porn and high standards women have
>>220076488naw the porn is bullshit, they dont give a fuck about that, thats just vernacular for trashy poeple who hang around other trashy people, all the red pill stats about women chasing the top percent of men is bullshit that is isolated to dating apps, and its only a small sample of the actua real life dating scene (non app bullshit) like real life, that show it always works best, you meet someone in real life and gradual pick up from there, these digitally preordained relationship probes are comepletely inorganic and pure gamble that embeds so much overly psychological encounters, not a real utility in this day and age
>>220076421I was really commenting on how unrealistic it is for a raging alcoholic like McNulty, as drunk as he is in this scene, to get a hardon.
>>220076645mcnuluty is a verfied nympho though, so i can see him overcomin that, mythological tier libidio
>>220076639>isolated to dating apps, and its only a small sample of the actua real life dating scene (non app bullshit) like real life,Maybe in your country. In the west dating apps are by far the most prominent way couples meet.
>>220076639I mean with porn. people go out less and look less since they fap so often. but yeah for me it's always just naturally happened. you can just tell. Never used a dating app before. seems depressing as hell
>>220073292no way. she's 25 at least, and a hard 25 at that.
>>220076694sauce, but it doesnt matter anyway, do you know how many people are in the west, do you know how many people are in this survey lol not even close to a parallel
>>220076707oh my bad, ithought you meant porn used a marker for big dick or w.e, my bad
>>220076052>they don't know the secret worduh oh!
>>220073026I don't believe McNulty threw up that particular night, he just crashed his car twice, once by accident and once on purpose.
>>220073317why do you need an NDA for this
>>220074247They don't have the theory of mind to understand what the guy even says and does with her to go from that point to having her in bed. It's so incredulous it might as well be black magic
>oh fuck, is that butterbeer, mandrake root and house-elf sweat i smell? My pussy is soaking wet
>>220078332>cucks Harry out of hooking up with a black girl>performs his first side-along apparation without warning him>uses him as a honeypot to lure a clout-obsessed teacher out of retirement>drops him off in the swamp outside the Burrow, not even at the Weasley's front door>packs up his shit without his permission or privacy and teleports that shit to the Weasley's without leaving a noteDumbledore's a fucking asshole in Half Blood Prince
