....and Iron Chef Italian, Masahiko Kobe
>>220073829*dies
*unsettling giggles throughout the entire episode*Did he actually do this in the Japanese version or was this the dub guys fucking around?
Ah, Fukui-San is that the Braised Janny Testicles they're working with?
>>220074067Hai. We got them for free.
>>220073829>Died from a fall when he was doing some building decoration work in his restaurant Bad way to goAnd he was like the youngest of the chefs
>>220073829Is there anywhere that has unedited Iron Chef videos with subtitles instead of the retarded dub?
>>220073829There can’t be more than 2 episodes he’s actually chosen for.
>>220074286there used to be a site for this lemme see if i can find it http://ironcheffans.com
>>220074724Defunct.
>>220074252He was famous for recklessly running up the steps at kitchen stadium and tripping a few times. Figures he fell and died.
>>220073829Sakai and Morimoto are the only ones still standing (Michiba might be too but not sure)
>>220074352His battle with the world cup of pasta winner was excellent kino
>>220073829I loved Iron Chef.I watched it, when it aired, in the late 90s, living on Kadena AFB in Okinawa, Japan.I found, and downloaded, every single episode as it aired back then -- complete with the intros, outros, and "Backdraft" soundtrack.I actually started re-watching the series a few months ago, taking in each episode one at a time, and am up to some of the "B". Got a long way to go.
>>220074286>>220074724There’s a free Iron Chef channel streaming them on Plex. Some free live streaming tv. Someone had to have the files. Or can capture them
>Ahh...pussy. A French chef once told me this when it comes to enjoying pussy properly; 'search for the seal'. What did he mean by this? If the seal, or hymen, is absent from the pussy, this is a sign of inferior quality and age, which spoils the flavor. The best and ripest pussy will almost always still possess its hymen, or so they say. So remember this, dear viewer; when it comes to enjoying pussy, 'search for the seal'.
>>220075495>someone has themOh thanks anon. You've been such a great help.
>>220075945I just told you they’re streaming for free you nerd
>>220076064>streamingAre they streaming with subtitles and not the dub?
>>220075762
>>220074286Iron Chef and Takeshi's Castle are basically impossible to find with original audio.
I used to run the #1 Iron Chef-centric cooking show stream back in late aughts and 2010s, those were the halycon days.Are you in this thread zombiebisque? It is I, GodEmperorPhooey, y'know I found your Rimworld mod collection on steam like 4 years ago, was mostly decent.
>>220080949Sad because both are great shows. I always hated what the west did to Takeshi's Castle.
>>220074286>>220080949There's a torrent with 157 episodes of the original audio on Piratebay. Obviously not all of them but enough to quench the thirst.https://thepiratebay.org/description.php?id=3932813
I only ever saw the dub, what's considered bad about it?
>the iron chef named Kobe doesn't use Kobe beef
>>220073926Japanese is a fun and wacky language, people really do have different speaking styles with regional or personality-driven sentence ending particle quirks like in anime, and they also love to make fun of each others' speaking styles (double if someone is chinese)>>220082671Nothing, it's legendary. Like how MXC is way funnier than Takeshi's Castle.
>>220075762Read it in the voice. Well played.
If memory serves me right, gifts are given at Christmas.
>>220082387Seems like the kind of thing you’d download and then watch just a few episodes of, before deleting it later for space. >>220075127Unless you’re like this guy. Haute Cuisine!
>>220075127Sakai was always my favorite, it seemed like he had a good heart
>Now Doc it looks the iron chef is pissing in this pot?>Yeah, this a very old French technique called "water from heaven" it ->Fukui-san?>Yes Ohta go ahead.>I asked the Iron Chef about this and he said yes, I've been eating asparagus and chugging water like a mad man to make sure I have enough piss for this dish, right now I feel like a pregnant woman, but instead of a baby I'm carrying a load of hot yellow urine for everyone.>*panelists chuckle*>Thanks Ohta
>>220083152Mine as well. Iron Chef is the greatest cooking show of all time.
>>220083188
>>220082917>Like how MXC is way funnier than Takeshi's CastleFuck off buddy. You've never even watched the original.
>>220083270I've lived in Japan for 20 years, I've seen more Japanese tv than I need to. I'll take MXC any day.
>>220083295>I've lived in Japan for 20 yearsSure you have anon.Just like my dad works for Nintendo.
>>220083226>Iron Chef is the greatest show of all time.ftfy
>>220083336Dude are they ever gonna make a home console again, like a non portable one? Can you ask him for me
>>220083188It's missing the>Oh, I think I've heard about that technique hahaha. Sounds delicious mmmmmfrom the female guest.
>>220083374He says no because the Japs only love handhelds.
>>220083336Do you want me to prove I do so I can embarrass you in front of the thread? If you're gonna base your entire retarded shitpost on this claim, are you prepared to eat your words? Christ, why do losers like this always demand I waste my time.
>>220083386>Do you want me to prove I doYes.
>>220083381lmao yeah you're right
>>220073829I miss Iron Chef. I wish Food Network would bring it back.
>>220083522They never will. They'll just show Iron Chef America. The shitty ripoff.
>>220083522>>220083573I like both. But then I like cooking shows in general.
>>220083641Iron Chef America feels as soulless of an adaptation as Ninja Warrior does to Sasuke.
>>220083409What will you give me if I do? How far do we zoom out here before you realize you erred?
>>220083522Iron Chef America was an insult.
>Boy's Day festival episode>the theme ingredient is bamboo shoots
>>220083740You haven't proved anything yet. So zoom out until you do. Also post arm.
>>220083696At least it's not as bad as Iron Chef Canada>No one remembers it>Kitchen Stadium was named after the appliance brand sponsoring them>Chairman was a literal weeb
>>220083805And what will you give me, anon? Prove to me you're someone who isn't a useless piece of shit and is actually worth my time. Remember, I am better than you in every way.
>>220083855>And what will you give meNothing.
>>220083790>girl's day festival episode>the unofficial theme ingredient is clams
>>220083871Then you're not worth my time. I presume you're some suburban do-nothing kid trying to form a personality out of watching Japanese media despite never having left the bubble you grew up in, and like most shutin geeks get enraged when people like some derivation more than the precious "nipponese original". As someone who's lived here half his life, I can tell you it simply isn't that special.
>>220083972>Then you're not worth my time.Then you don't live in Japan.I thought so.
>>220084015>desperately tries to cling to thisWould it hurt you that much to be proven wrong?
>>220084037You are a mere distraction while i play vidya.I don't care what you do. But this being 4chan and all, if you don't prove your claim its not true.
>>220084085You're desperate enough to try and run away from any argument with it, though.MXC is better than Takeshi's Castle. "hurr durr japanese original must be good because i, loser suburban white boy say so" is simply retarded.
>>220074286I tried years ago bro and it's impossible.The closest I could find was a batch on the archive which has since been removed. Has like 300+ eps in a mix of raw and dub.
>>220084123The original is always superior. No exceptions.There are 2 exceptions. The Fly and The Thing
>>220083522That guy was in the double dragon movie
>>220083972weirdo insecure gatekeeper has spoken(again)
>>220084255why did you decapitalize double dragon
>>220082917woah tha'ts all so unique to japan
>>220083295I've never been to japan and I know it sucks. You wasted your time just to figure out American TV is better.
>>220084255Fun movie. Definitely a product of it's time.
>>220084581Current American tv is way way shittier than literally any other country's tv.
>>2200841231. Trying to prove to anon where you have been living for the past 20 years is:a. Patheticb. Impossible c. Embarrassingd. Gaye. All of the Above
>>220084634ah okay well I don't watch any television programs from any country. You're the one who said it was better because you spent 20 years studying the difference between american and japanese versions of the same show...
>>220083522>>220084255He lost a good head of hair but he looks ok bald.
>>220084697I'm NTA.I just think American tv is shit.
>>220084711
>>220084659>ImpossibleCertainly not impossible. It's really really easy. All that other nonsense is just your projection. You never left the tiny suburban bubble you grew up in so it fills you with shame and envy and rage that not everyone shared your fear of exiting perma-childhood. I mean this is pretty obvious stuff: You built your whole personality around "I downloaded original japanese TV", that was your frontline response instead of arguing anything rationally. It didn't have to be this way, but you made it.
>>220084339>gatekeeping is... le bad!!!found the foid
>>220084697It's easy:Old American TV > Japanese TV > Modern American TVJapanese TV is certainly better than all the slop being created now, but it's pretty bland and repetitive compared to how dynamic and creative everything western from before the zoomer era was.
>>220084931Are you one of those people that think Japanese tv is nothing but variety shows?
