feet

elbows

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>>220075097

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https://www.cool-hdsport.net/WebTV/HBO-1
english audio but some sort of bean subtitles

>>220075308
thanks, I've never watched this live before.

>hunter ass in literally the first 5 seconds
we're so back

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>jules first client is a genuine /tv/ poster
wow thanks sam

jules is not prepared to fuck around with a main character from true blood

https://cloubix.com/zaj52tzd3txs/Euphoria.US.S03E03.2160p.WEB.h265-GRACE.mkv

This is peak degen.

>>220075526
It's so trashy. I love it.

>>220075488
8 gigs, nigga?
I'm only watching this shit once

>>220075097
Good lord!! Imagine the sex!!

Fuck trannies

Is this the final season or are we getting more kino in a couple years?

neckbrace stripper is peak

>>220075559
https://cloubix.com/e2rm2s00zzfp/Euphoria.US.S03E03.1080p.WEB.h264-GRACE.mkv

>>220075601
thank you

I sucked a tranny's dick last weekend. I'm telling /v/ because I can never tell anyone I know.

I liked it it tasted like rubber. I'm mad my gf doesn't have one. I get why these guys do it now.

Give me a fucking break. This isn't Breaking Bad.

This is fucking good man. Very cinematic and well written

>Hunter, or the Modern Frankenstein

>>220075626
enjoy your AIDS

I like seeing Adebisi still getting HBO work, if nothing else

>>220075717
>aids from oral

I'm smart enough not to fuck them.

>>220075590
the strippers are all hot as fuck

>>220075717

>aids from oral

Is that even possible? I’m sure you’d need open sores or wounds in your mouth for a decent chance at contraction

>>220075354
Oh man I'm gonna speedwatch the first two episodes to get to this

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>>220075671
>well written
i'd say so

Oh this is going to be a disaster.

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>>220075161
>in the coming months
>pasta has existed for years

>>220075888
maddie has a worse body than jules now lmao

>>220075919
Ozempic'd way too hard. Really weird physique

>>220075919
I'm talking about the wedding.

cal keeping it based

they aren't even going to mention kat at all, huh?
literally the one friend nobody kept in touch with I guess

>do you, cassie
>do you, nate
wouldn't it be more appropriate to say cassandra and nathaniel or whatever?

hunter tiddies in this one

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thanks sam!

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>>220075578
:O

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Holy shit I nearly puked

why would Rosalia play a stripper that never gets her tits out? so stupid

>rue brings jules somewhere
>leaves her there alone
historically, what could go wrong?

I would have extremely vicious straight sex with hunter

oh shit

damn they got fez on the phone but cat wasn't even at the wedding

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very cool

>>220076206
I hope this wasn't the scene people said was disgusting or whatever

>>220076219
No it's a Cassie rape scene, likely having to do with that eastern european

>>220076206
>that 0:02 showing him from the back
kek, total male body

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DIRECTE BY MICHAEL MANN

>>220076206
God the body looks disgusting I will agree. However this is shot extremely beautifully like the slow motion and transitions are well shot and the shiny saran wrap glinting is a real credit to who lit the scene.

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>>220076260
wait until you see his side profile

>>220076206
>Eric dane final performance
this is worse than sir billi

based goofy white people dance

>>220076476
so far he's gotten a decent sendoff
not as good as when his character actually died on grey's anatomy, but still

sex with lexi

I want a smash cut to her head hanging off the bed and hunter squat fucking her mouth

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>preseason
>biggest talking point about this was that cassie is an onlyfans whore
>release
>it only lasted an episode

this slanted chin nigga is always solid when he's in shit

nate x jules is back on the menu, boys

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>>220076206
>/tv/ was looking forward to this

lexi being pure and smart was cool in high school but now she's literally a femcel

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>the leaks were true
oof marone

That was another edging.

>>220076701
I got laid at 26 the first time and still got herpes.

>>220076710
i thought they said sydney had a sex scene in this episode but she didn't

>>220076710
What leaks?

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;_;

i'm supposed to believe nate would just get his ass kicked like this? he's like 6'3 and played football

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>>220076237
>>220076760
Probably the next episode. Nate gets his ass kicked again and Cassie's at a party per the trailer from a while back.

so the shocking gross sexual scene people talked about was literally just jules getting wrapped in cellophane for 15 seconds?

>>220076206
OOOOOOHHH ELDEN RING

>>220076873
Fighting back isn't an option, they'll just kill or mutilate you even worse

>>220076928
He is grotesque and shocking, they were not lying.

>>220076947
how? it was one dude and then his old fat boss
honestly the better thing would've been to end with nate getting rocked with a baseball bat or something more realistic and then cassie spergs out and grabs a gun and kills them both, and now they're in deeper shit

>>220076206
WTF is this Dexter shit

>>220076923
it honestly doesn't look like that's happening next episode either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sDJQ8cvltM

>>220077079
nothing ever happens

one thing you definitely can’t say about this show is “nothing ever happens” between the guy nate owes money to and the dea things are escalating quickly.
I also have to say the scene with cassie crying while nate bets beaten in the background is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on tv in years.

>>220075455
I actually onions faced when sam showed up

>>220075626
Did you swallow?

>>220077167
if you want to be real, nothing happened besides rue getting pulled over
nate is still just in trouble with the armenians or whatever
cassie's got nothing going on
maddie didn't do anything
jules didn't do anything
lexi was just around, as usual
the most interesting thing was fezco planning a prison break offscreen, but even if that actually happens, it's not like we'll ever see him

>>220075578
Should I suck them off first? Because if I plow their asses and cum, it seems unfair

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season 3 is good

>>220077167
I watch this because of moments like these and to finally feel something in hot women, shock value, and community participation.

>>220076977
Boss probably had a gun on him.

>>220077371
da boss can SOCK me

>>220077300
Just jerk them off while you fuck them

>>220075161
Schizo shit.

>>220076873
he got beat up by fez lol he can’t fight

>>220077300
a tranny who can't cum hands free from getting pounded in the ass isn't worth dealing with, pal

>>220077439
he got surprise attacked by with bottle broken over the back of his head and then fez ground pounded him
not that I don't think fez could beat his ass, but that wasn't the point

>>220077167
go to bed Levinson

>>220077289
>cassie’s got nothing going on
she got married and then attacked by a pair of arabs.
maddie and lexi are the ones who didn’t really do anything this ep.

Not ONE of her clients sucks her dick?

>>220077339
same anon. this show is hilarious.

>>220077496
if sam were here he’d just be posting pics and webms of jules kek

>>220077532
>she got married
who cares?
>and then attacked by a pair of arabs.
no, she got shoved out of the way and hit her face on the floor, which was clearly unintentional because this big scary mob boss and his super goon didn't do anything else to her and kind of otherwise with respect in a way, because obviously they wouldn't just beat nate to near death and rape her, no, that's not what would happen at all

Say it with me guys, fuck the flower

>>220077628
well next episode it seems she’ll get up to some nonsense trying to go viral.
>>220077636
fuck that motherfucking flower.

>>220077718
>well next episode it seems she’ll get up to some nonsense trying to go viral.
yeah maddie will probably set her up to cheat on nate or something, and after 4 episodes, that will be something that happened in the storyline
nate getting rekt doesn't actually change or mean anything, particularly because he was seemingly able to successfully string his investors along again

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Maddles is the new crack ship.

>>220077763
>when the femcel has the best body in the friend group

Who's going to die?

>>220077783
Herpes-free physique.

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>>220077339
>>220077563
Yeah same here, i'm basically an incel chud and i enjoy watching a lot of this shows because of the discussions on here and the sense of community it provides, btw i was totally expecting Cassie to get raped at the end of the episode because of the trailer but i kinda hope Levinson doesn't let his jewish coombrain take too much control of the narrative and that doesn't happen.

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>>220076977
I think that cork from earlier softened him up a bit

>>220076732
>americans would walk all over this carpet with their dirty outdoor boots on

>>220077763
lexi my beloved

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>>220077636
Fuck the flower, that was hilarious really, but i mean if this people are so rich that they can own a mansion why would they miss 200k that much? i mean i know that's the college fund of their kids but seriously you should never invest money you are not willing to lose

>>220077965
that guy’s wife is such a fucking cunt

>>220075097
I feel bad for nate :( they jokered him

>>220078069
She is such a tattletale, i mean i guess she is supposed to be the gossip obsessed housewife because she doesn't have anything better to do
>>220078109
Yeah they kind did him dirty, i mean i guess he used to be a big fish in a little pond and this is a way to have him battle a bigger threat than simple highschool girls, i hope it doesn't end badly for him he seems like a more adjusted human being nowadays

>>220078109
he’s completely unrecognizable as a character this season. I wonder if he’s gonna become punished nate or if sweeney’s whoring will bail him out and she’ll end up resenting him for being a bitch

Cassie lost.
Nate lost.
Maddie lost.
Rue lost.
Kat lost
Fez lost.
Cal lost.
Lexi won.
Jules won.
BB won.

>>220078193
They don't know what to do with any of these characters
after being a weird hyper-competent sociopath for 2 seasons, now he's basically just a normal guy who's in over his head with a land deal

>>220078358
who’s bb?

>>220078556
maddie's wigger friend from back when they were in high school

>>220078577
the one who was pregnant at the wedding? she only won if she does in fact know who the father is kek

>>220078401
yeah rue and nate I think are the worst written ones this season in terms of radical departures from the past

Alamo's #1 guy is so overused in media. Same character in so many movies and shows

>>220079283
they love the idea of the smart calm black guy just like they love the idea of the black science woman.

Season 1 Nate was orchestrating complex blackmail plots all while juggling homework and football practice now he seems like they made him 25 IQ points dumber and 200% less sociopathic this season. Now he just seems like he’s playing a generic former jock instead of the psychosexual machiavellian basket case he was before.

needs diapers

>>220079448
yeah, they should've had him manipulating and blackmailing people into investing and THEN maybe he gets in over his head trying that shit on an actual mob boss or fucks over someone with mob ties or something

jesus christ what did they do to Nate's character? this motherfucker used to move like fucking patrick bateman and now he's a domesticated pussy

lebanese pipo are rude, even when they want to sell you stuff

>>220079877
the actor’s a big movie star now. maybe he told sam he’d only come back if they kill him off or something. so they’re trying to make him sympathetic enough that the audience and characters will be sad when he dies.

>>220081387
i can guarantee this is the final season of this show

Any good nude scenes of Sydney Sweeney. I don’t watch this show

Are we going to get AI Fez?

>>220081609
they likely would have announced it as such in order to maximize viewership.

>>220081651
I think sam just wants to keep the character alive as a way to honor the actor’s memory.

>>220081730
i'm sure levinson would be down for another season because it's his only hit. all of the stars outgrew the show and it literally took them 4 years to get them all together again. even if they don't wrap this up as a series finale this show is dead in the water

everyone looks walled except zendaya
jacob was always a stud though

>>220082093
I’m sure hbo would pay to get as many of them back as possible, assuming the viewership for this season is good. it might take a couple years, though.

>>220082093
considering the show began way more as a rip-off skins than the original "euphoria" from israel or whatever, he should've just cycled into a new cast of teens

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Why can't Nate just call the cops on the loan shark asshole now, and get him locked up?
Isn't a brutal assault and cutting off someone's toe a worse crime than having unpaid debts?

>>220082463
he’s committing fraud so he probably doesn’t want the law involved.

>>220079448
>>220079571
>>220081387

Euphoria initially came out when HBO was in full woke anti life mode and Nate was supposed to be the irredeemably evil token white guy villain.

They got so much shit for Nate being evil, combined with Zendaya fucking and then trying to fire Elordi just so she didn't have to look at him (leaving HBO vulnerable to a lawsuit), they forced Levinson to do an abrupt face turn to make Nate a good guy and paired him with Sweeney because she stood by him while Schafer and Zendaya refused to do scenes with him unless absolutely forced to

>>220082463
that would get him killed almost immediately afterwards

>>220082407
hbo would likely not have gone for that. tv works differently in the uk. in the us, a show would almost certainly not survive changing out the cast like that, unless it’s explicitly an anthology show like white lotus etc.

>>220082528
rlm tier fanfiction kek

i just made aliyah on sydney’s chest

>>220082552
>unless it’s explicitly an anthology show like white lotus etc.
most of the wine moms watching white lotus wouldn't have been aware the show was an anthology in the first season, I think that show disproves your point
But regardless if HBO did or would have actually specifically vetoed that idea at some point, I'm at this point they would've by hook or by crook rather have had more than just 3 seasons in the span of 7 years

>>220082552
are you kidding? the network would love to dump the cast, they're costing them a shitload and it wouldn't be hard to gather up a cast of nobody 19 year old actors with some former disney girl at the center all over again to astroturf into super stardom

>>220082679
most shows are every other year at this point too. iirc white lotus was announced as a limited series that was made specifically because it could be filmed during covid by locking the cast and crew all in one hotel together.
but my point is I don’t think after 2-3 seasons with one cast you can really swap them out for new ones. maybe if they had gone into the first season with the intention of making it an anthology show.

>>220082729
zendaya was already famous before the show and believe it or not a big draw for people to watch. so you'd have to find someone with that sort of draw and also someone with big tits like sydney to show them off often. that's a big part of the audience too

>>220082729
tv shows don’t survive big changes in the cast.
maybe if they can’t get anyone back for season four, they’ll settle for trying a new cast instead of just ending the show, but it won’t be their first choice.

>>220082795
>zendaya was already famous before the show
not that famous
it literally could've also just been bella thorne and the show would be just as successful, she probably would've have immediately started getting a-list movie roles because she's not black, but I digress, if not bella then any of the other black girls in that era of teen stardom, and there are quite a few
the appeal of zendaya being a little hoe who does drugs was not zendaya herself, but zendaya being known moderately as a child star from disney

>>220078109
The writers are always doing some play on the current cultural zeitgeist.

Nate is obviously the beta buxx marriage cuck now. Humiliation ritual. Of course he'd lose his balls and masculine essense this season. It's hilarious to see a strong man finally become a loser.

>>220082777
>most shows are every other year at this point too.
yeah and it's leading to networks and streamers hemorrhaging money
in most cases it's not even a benefit on the creative side like it theoretically should be, but it's definitely not what the executives would prefer and at the end of the day all it does is free up actors to get too big for tv
It's not a coincidence that HBO immediately started scrambling to make too many Game of Thrones spin-offs again like they were towards the end of GoT when House of the Dragon was successful and got a bunch of the audience "back"
Though only one of the 4/5 of projects has actually ended up being made
That's only happening because of the downtime between HoD seasons
If most of the Euphoria cast hadn't hit it big, we'd already be on season 3 of the Rue Breaking Bad show that doesn't have any of the teen drama remnants

>>220082975
I mostly agree but they don’t seem bothered enough by it to stop it.

QRD on the leaks??

>>220083312
well, you can't really "stop" it when the show is successful and the showrunner is directly attached, at that point someone like levinson has the power
and season 2 coming out so much later after season 1 can be partially blamed on the rona, but at the same time the season does not feel like it had 2+ years of work put into the writing, it feels like levinson didn't want to make season 2 of euphoria and scrambled to get scripts out right before production started (the latter part being semi confirmed in a way as a few of the actors mentioned giant changes being made in the middle of shooting)
ultimately my point is, in season 2 most of the characters were completely derailed and I suspect levinson did in some ways want to be writing new, different characters

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>>220075097
This dude always gets to feel up Sydney I'm jealous of his life. That scene where he sucks on her tits in the bathroom in season 2 or 1 is incredible in the sense of getting paid to kiss and squeeze the boobs of a big star like Syd.

>>220083410
maybe so, but I think they’re locked in with this cast at this point.
>>220083438
>pic related
based

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>>220076206
>>220076276
>>220076346
Still would. Looks hot af here

>>220076801
Someone leaked a bunch of major plot points from the season a few weeks ago, but I have no recollection of what any of them were.

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>show drops late sunday night for western EU
>can only watch it monday night due to work
>can't post webms and enjoy the thread with my bros for a whole day

>4/27/2026
>ZERO (0) webms of the fat stripper from episode 2

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>>220084987
>not angel
raise up them standards, pal

>>220075526

Yeah, /tv/ needs to talk about more actual art films. Had to read Jean Genet's book, Quarelle, back in college for a class about foerign literature translated to English. Apparently there was a movie on that French book and the class had to watch it, but I wasn't there that night to watch the Quarelle movie. I forgot why Inwasn't there, but I tended to procrastinate and was probably working on a paper at the last minute.

One of the older students who was this White woman(I think she taught Japanese at the nearby Japanese school and had been to Japan) told me she didn't like the movie.

What types of movies and t.v. shows do mainstream critics like these days? What do they consider as art films?

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>>220084987
she didn't have enough screentime to deserve one

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>Sam, I didn't get my copy of the script.

>>220082407
Theres always new teens for jews to use to spread degeneracy, but the question is whether the furthest reach is under the Euphoria brand or a new one

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Sam Levinson must have a interesting search history and its really obvious he wants to fuck hunter

>>220085921
kinda crazy there's just so many subtle things about her face that tell our lizard brain 'man'

>>220085995
i figured out as soon as i saw the bulge

>>220082868
That's not the truth, she had already pulled far ahead of Bella Thorne. Zendaya had around 50 million insta followers when euphoria began, I doubt Bella is even close to that after all this time

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>>220075097
kino

>>220086356
>insta followers
who gives a shit?
name what zendaya was known for in between shake it up and euphoria

>>220085921

You're projecting, libtard.

>>220086592
hi sam

>>220086569
>who gives a shit?
ad companies that fund the shows and want the most people watching their ads?

>>220086845
so then you're saying they should've cast kendall jenner instead? but I guarantee she had more ig followers and they're the same age

>>220086569
>name what zendaya was known for in between shake it up and euphoria
Spiderman

Nate is a bitch. Just kill the old, fat Turk.

>>220076531
Shame we don't get to see that.

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>>220085921
probs similar to mine (i watch a lot of tranny porn)
>>220085995
>>220086125
idk why people still like to argue about "Uhh looks like a man" i mean yeah, she's trans. Every tranny lover and gooner knows this about every tranny they like.

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ashtray is icsh

>>220076834
Yeah I felt bad for the bird. RIP

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>when birdie died

>>220076206
built like a 50 year old methead

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>looks bad on the left
>looks hot on the right
make it make sense

>>220085471
Crazy that this guy was only in season 2 because he was dating Hunter and even got a 10 minute music segment, I wonder if it actually helped his carrer

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when is her episode?

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>>220076206
Iggy lookin real nice

>>220088473
i figured it out, the hair on the left is making her look worse than she really does hiding the left side but Hunter does need to put on some muscle and fat, way too skinny

Hoping for a Cal redemption arc. Have him find out Nate is in trouble, kill Naz and his henchman bury, and bury them where they're going to pour the foundation for the retirement home. He was already funny and likeable in this episode. Even Jules was charmed. Would be a nice way for the character to go out. Eric Dane did a great job while dying.

>>220088693
Don't worry, Cal spinoff coming soon

>>220076834
pretty retarded of them to do this, Laurie basically agreed to their terms without an argument

>>220089661
t. Bishop

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>Anon it's YOUR time to hold her !!!

>>220089810
Bizarrely high effort post, since one can tell from her earrings that you used her in-episode appearance as a model.

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>>220089839

>>220088616
why wasn't she invited to the wedding?
why was Lexi? last we scene she humiliated her sister in front of the whole city

>>220089852
Damn, can't even trust AI to not be secretly real.

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>Anon when will you give ME a baby?
what do you say ?

>>220089913
Hunter…we talked about this…

>>220089913
>all the women in attendance getting mogged by a tranny

That's gotta sting

Would it not make more thematic sense for them to cut off Nate’s ring finger instead of his toe?

>>220089913
Hunter's dress was one of the ugliest I had ever seen.

Sorry guys but Hunter still makes my pp hard and pulse blood

>>220085995
You’re trying too hard faggot

>>220088616
Crazy how she actually has the prettiest face out of all Euphoria chicks (see her both old and recent skinny pics) but was nerfed by her weight when she was playing in the show.

>>220089852
lol baby hates lexi

>>220075097
why is everything in this show so unpleasantly ugly? the places, the dressing styles, the makeup

is america really like that?

>>220076575
YJK she's going all in on OF to help Nate pay back his debts.
We haven't seen the jumping rope snippet yet, so she definitely goes back to OF later.

>>220089661
I'm not an activist or anything, but I do like animals. The pig getting shot in the head and the bird being poisoned both bothered me. Then again, I eat meat, so it doesn't matter what I think.

>>220091218
Nate is definitely going to change his tune and use Cassie to rake in millions, which could be kino if done right.

>>220086671

I don't watch troons having sex. Although it was fun watching you guys squirm when you retards thought Hunter Schafer was being considered for the part of Zelda.

>>220082528
Wtf did Elordi do to Zendaya and Hunter?

>>220091317
>>220086671

Well, I do watch stuff from the porn studio of cocoasoft or bp-xiaomeng. But that is of Asian women doing breathplay or wearing zentai or wearing latex clothing, not gay men having sex. That Jew show creator's tactics sound fucking familiar.

Oh shit, I looked up Sam Levinson's stance on the Israel-Palestine conflict and he sides with Israel.

>>220082528
Only truth in your fanfic is that zendaya dated Jacob

>>220091302
With Cassie being managed by Maddy, only for her to get Cassie doing increasingly more degenerate stuff.

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>zoomers vaginas explode because of this face.

why are all characters in this show so ugly? def. a psyop to lower beauty standards.

>>220091931
Ashton Kutcher looking MFer.

How come Rue and Cassie don’t share any scenes?

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she's probably the last girl of the original cast who still looks natural

>>220090194
People won't ask questions if it's hidden away.

>>220092206
They're secretly the same person.

>>220092209
She's got a face that makes me wonder if she's bogged thoughbeit

>>220092209
Lexi has to be Sam Levinsons stand in

Natebros it's not looking too good for us...

>>220092902
>Natebros
Nobody here actually has any sympathy for Chad Thundercock and his slutty wife.

>>220075097
why do people say season 3 is worse than the others? It's exactly the same. It was never supposed to be a realistic show, it's more of an Instagram fantasy of how zoomers perceive themselves (cool, glamorous, dramatic, with a nice soundtrack in the background). Now this is how zoomers imagine their work lives to be, and the massive focus on whether or not to do onlyfans or other forms of self-prostitution is, again, the glamorous Instagram version of what they perceive as the necessity to hustle (=prostitute) themselves on social media in order to get some sort of revenue - or just go to work, I guess.
But overall I just found the same bombastic, stupid-looking and stupid-sounding fake show about fake young people. Just like all these "shows of a generation" are. They just picture these imaginary extremes of being young, never the actual reality of most people.

>>220075919
the wall yields to no one
maddie mogged sweeney in season 1

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>character gets nerfed all because your TV dad got a terminal disease IRL and torpedoed the only worthwhile storyline
FUCK LOU GHERIG

>>220093051
The clip where she's on Pornhub practicing how to fuck like a pornstar was peak Maddie

first two eps were hit and miss. Some parts were good, some were shit. But ep 3 is total fucking kino desu

old rue
>woe is me, i need opiates to numb le PAIN, dad pls hug me oh wait you ded

new rue
>pussy hound
>joyful about selling drugs and guns
>all around cool and charismatic

>>220093300
I would let new Rue traffic me.

We're slowly getting closer to the moment whee Nate will film his wife doing fetishes for OF and getting fucked in front of him to pay back the money he owns.

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>>220092983
>why do people say season 3 is worse than the others?
It's the best season.

>>220093300
>>pussy hound
>>joyful about selling drugs and guns
>>all around cool and charismatic
That's the manic bipolar, I think we might see her in the depression hole this season because it's clearly how she is written right now.

>>220092206
Ruephoria has always been a different show, it's even worse now that Fez is dead and Jules distanced herself from everyone else

>>220093300
i saw that a scraped Season 3 would have Rue as a private detective

Do you guys know any leaks for the rest of the season?

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>>220075097
I've only seen s3e1 but the show seemed kinda based desu senpai. is this show based ?

>>220093635
Sydney's lactating nipples

>>220092206
Some think there's a feud between Zendaya and Sydney, they hate and won't directly work with each other. I've seen no real evidence for this though

>gf makes me watch this
>seethes everytime she tries to bait me into confirming hunter looks like a woman or that zendaya is atractive
when she stops for the dea guys the illumination legit makes her look like the nigga from moana lmao

>>220093944
I’ve heard this too and it goes to show how unprofessional Zendaya is because she already pulled this after she dated and broke up with Jacob Elordi and refused to share scenes with him in season 2.

>>220076701
She's waiting for me.

>>220089852
Lexi throw that chinese baby and hold ours

>>220093525
Euphoria is for the chuds studs.

>>220076206
Nice ass

wait you guys watch this unironically? i'm just here for the titty webms.

>>220094559
I think everyone who watches it does so somewhat ironically, with an awareness of how absurd it is and how awful and stupid many of the main characters are

>what the fuck you guys ACTUALLY watch television

>>220076701
I thought 4chin likes pure/virgin girls?

>>220094559
Season 3 is kino

>>220076086
Apparently i've download this same file 5 times already. Good stuff, worth every download

>>220090194
they may want him to keep doing business so he has some kind of shot of paying them, but also to be mutilated and in agonizing pain as motivation to move his ass. if they take his finger off it kind of tips off his other partners that theyre in bed with someone in more trouble than they want to be apart of.

>>220090831
have you gone a single second in your life without thinking the word "america" in reference to everything? talk about rent free

>>220076086
why isnt this show filmed in IMAX? its way better than nolanslop

>>220094681
>television made for teen girls

so will we get punished nate or will he just get completely obliterated throughout this season?

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>>220092209
not a fan of hers or her face, Sydney mogs and Sydney is definitely natural

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>>220096055
oh man, no bulge, no gock twitching, no glans peeking, no balls jiggling....FUCK this safehorny show ! BRING BACK HER BULGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wish that was me tho

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Bros i think this season is very good and i like all the new stuff we're getting...i feel like Hans Zimmer instead of Labyrinth kinda ruins it tho

>>220096226
Yeah this season has a completely different tone from the other two seasons.

>>220096143
I was genuinely hoping for full frontal

>>220096117
>Sydney mogs
the only one she could possibly mog is some downie

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>>220096248
it's still fun, the HS setting was more kino though
>>220096326
some light meatspin, is that too much to ask? fuck's sake

>>220075916
>didn't happen in 2 weeks
>doesn't matter
get back to work sgt hernandez

>>220096248
the tone is the same, the lack of any unity of setting is what makes it feel different.

>>220075161
aren't white men the primary consumers of trans porn right now? It feels that way (based on me)

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>>220075161
I'm convinced this was true but the rollback was so half hearted no one noticed.

>>220096499

Only the Left leaning Whites.

>>220096920
well that's not true cuz those are the trannies

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>>220076206
OOF

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>>220076346
>sloped forehead
>huge beak nose
>weak chin that still looks too masculine
Genuinely one of the worst profiles on an actor out there at the moment. Completely destroys him any time he turns to the side.

>>220082528
Stop writing fanfiction for actors, anon.

>>220086569
Spider-Man Homecoming and Spider-Man Far From Home

>>220097165
TITE TITE TITE

>>220088473
The right image is an angle of him arching his back and wearing heels, making it appear like he has a semblance of feminine shape, from the back, the illusion vanishes and it just looks like a man.

>>220097314
It's true. Would fuck him so hard though. Obviously, in a straight way.

>>220092206
when have they ever?

>>220076206
It's the lighting, they keep lighting her with this harsh overhead lighting that throws all the most angular bits into sharp relief. On the red carpet and in interviews she looks gorgeous.

>>220097165
not even fake boobs can fix that dreadful shoulders-waist-hips ratio

>>220097165
God I would rape the absolute fuck out of that ass

>>220085921
zero chance he hasn't already fucked the cast

>>220076206
>the tits can't get squashed by the wrap
kek

>>220088473
It's the lighting

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>fuck trannies(?)

>>220097559
It's the same lighting

>>220097208
Looks like tons of germanic women & better than plenty
Don't care if the facial ratios are 1.134433 millimeters off from female or whatever, that's a fuckable boygirltwinkthing

>>220096392
She looks exactly like my ex here wtf

>>220097670
From different angles and shit
Lighting like that emphasises every crease in the skin and the shadowed portions give the impression of more severe angular definition than is actually there, I've done enough photography to know

>>220097681
Have some standards.

> the cringe ass dialogue and topics that happen every time we get a focus on Jules

The coomer can barely contain himself...it's like this character's sole purpose is:
> being trans
> fucking older men
That dinner conversation was the most awkward shit I have seen in months

>>220097759
jules’ entire story has always just been about who it’s having sex with. probably the only consistent character in the show.

>>220076701
Lexi is just meat for sacrifice: you know that if they ever go back to her character, she will lose her v-card the biggest scumbag they can write.

>>220097759
>noooo jules was supposed to get married and not do what every troon eventually does

>>220096450
twice now they’ve had rue just hanging out at lexi or maddie’s apartments just to remind you they’re still part of the same show. it definitely feels very disconnected, and now that the wedding is over it’s probably going to get even worse.

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>>220097208
>t.

Anyone have a webm of BB in the latest episode? Her tiddies were rockin

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>>220097691
you're cooked

>>220096499
un-integrated animas and devouring mother complexes leading to a maturity crisis amongst fighting age males, most wont enlist purely because nu-uh theres no nuggies or netflix overthere and it will be tough :(

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Anyone else think Cal will save Nate by killing Naz?

>>220097957
Literally me

>>220092899
She's his idealized Jewish virgin character.
Cassie is the shiksa slut character.
Yes, I know they're sisters, but you gotta understand the use or archetypes in Jewish art.

>>220097897
Hunter fans being so defensive is comical

>>220091931
how is he so smug?

>>220098137
Comical is your poor sense of aesthetics and lack of appreciation of race.

>>220098308
>how dare you not like this overbite, jew nose and pinhead brow

>>220097759
>dinner conversation was the most awkward shit I have seen in months
I think it was supposed to be awkward desu

>>220098305
I have noticed he is experiencing the early stages of twink death this season.