Is there a reason modern stand-up comedy is so bad?
>>220075786micheal richards apologized for saying nigger
It was always mostly bad But there are still some good comics working the indie circuit
Eddie Izzard is the only funny 'female' comedian.
Am I supposed to know what the fuck is going on?
>>220075786Name a single century when standup comedy wasn’t complete garbage?
simply put comedians don't tell jokes anymore they waffle about the stage telling inoffensive stories
>>220075786It isn’t, though?
>>220075834this
>>220075786I was out running at night last week. I passed by a house that was watching a female comedian, their tv clearly visible through the bay window. In the five seconds I could see the tv, the comedian began pointing to her crotch before bending over, circling her crotch with her palm.The end.
>>220075956the 1300's.
>>220075786Woke destroyed comedy.
>>220075990the joke being she's a giant cow
>>220075786Okay, I laughed at the end.
>>220075786my pp enjoyed this
It's never been funny. 30-40 years ago you had boomers horking and clapping at retards like Andrew Dice Clay and George Carlin.
>>220075898Wrong
where jokes?>comedian walks on stage>so... the bible>audience doesn't laugh>...THE BIBLE!*audience laughs**comedian stands there smugly*>you, uh, don't know where this is going do yous*audience laughs*>...what's all that about?*audience fucking howls and hoots with laughter*comedians aren't funny that's why the audience is always drinking alcohol
>>220076171this is just some ugly girl being unfunny while the guy is the funny part
>>220075786
>>220075864Fucking Disney hands. Immediate cringe. Tiktok has done irreversible damage to society.
>>220075864I don’t get it
>>220075786Bitch has no figure.
>>220075834basically thissoi-ciety has the masses largely cowed into cringing at racist jokes and humor
>>220076234this isn't funny or a joke he's just ranting
>>220075786>Is there a reason modern stand-up comedy is so bad?DEI acts being promoted more than the actual barstool circuit players.Politics is too divisive. Be it your favorite left or right figure, you'll always have half the room laughing with you and the other half wanting to beat the shit out of you.Unless you can pull it off without sounding too preachy, like Chappelle, stand up isn't in a good place right now. Unless you find the dirtiest show-lounge on the scene where there are no filters.
>>220076303Very Carlinesque.
>>220076009lmfao, comedy peaked in the 1260s.
>>220076326>implying it wasn't over when the crusades started and suddenly you couldn't make jokes about the pope anymore
can't make fun of troons, gays, lesbos, fatties, skinnies, shorties, tallies, uglies, race, terrorism, can't make fun of anyone.
>>220076367>can't make fun of anyoneStraight white guys are fair game
>>220075786>>220075864cringe
i find the best jokes are the short ones you don't see cominglike>who said the first million was the hardest?>audience/you think he's talking about money>was it hitler?
>>220075786Can I be brutally honest and say its when Millennials got into it? Think about the age of all the legends, Bill Burr, 55, Richard Pryor, probably would be 78+ right now. Louie CK. The standup boom "Silver Age" if you will was Gen X. Golden Age was Boomer.Millennials thing was allowing women to believe they are funny like she says she is 34 in this video. Its a bit Zlennial but whatever. As you can see easily 70% of standup are women now from age 32-42.Sorry to be muh generation wars but I just had to say it.
>>220075786i unironically dont get the joke. is she saying the hostess cannot open the bottle? how is that a joke?
>>220076300racist jokes are hack. that's why kill tony is so lame, but they deflect that criticism of the show being shit by implying you are offended by slurs when it's just not funny.
Stand up comedy is cringe.
>>220076234>everyone makes fun of me for getting in shape!no everyone mocks you for taking roids for a shit movie and lying about it
>>220076405Played out
>>220076367making fun of troons is hack
>>220076511Roids are a surefire way to make sure no one respects you ever again.
>>220076540>h-ACKED
>>220076234Izzat -1000
>women can't be fun-
>instagram or youtube prank couple>his pranks are all incredibly well thought out>her pranks are just physically abusing himtoo many such cases of such
>>220075786I thought she was going to get naked or something
>>220075786I don't get it.
>>220076574Cortisol status?
>>220076326I bet viking bants were amazing
>>220076566thank you for proving my point
observational comedy isn't funny. fact.
>>220076441Millenial humour is so fucking shit that I wish they'd all die and we'd just skip over to the zoomers.
>>220075786I would've laughed if she stuck the bottle under her skirt to pop the cork
>>220076722Funny that you observed that. I am very smart.
>>220076726That's not all of us. That's the quirk chungus subgroup. They suck ass.
rebecca joey schwab is my new thick jewess obsession i bet her ass fucking stinks though just like her stand up
humor is really just commentary delivered in a clever way. If you have nothing to comment, you're in trouble.
>woke comedy>it puts me to sleep
>>220075786stand up has always been hit and miss it's just that it's worse because people are conflating comedy with complaining from a soapbox. basically george carlin x 100
>>220076726why is she complaining about being stupid enough to wait in line for a fast food hamburger for 2 hours
>>220075786Yeah. Millennials starting doing it.
>>220077045she didn't actually it's just engagement bait
HA HA
>>220075786Everything modern is bad. Except maybe drones and AI. But they'll take care of making it bad too
>>220076234even with roids you still have to do the work, so good on him for doing what most men won't lmao. 8/10 joke got a decent chuckle out of me
>>220075786stand up was always shit. a stand up comedian is just a professional homeless person.
>>220077147ok kumailyou have a fag voice btw
>>220075786There is no such thing as funny stand-up.
>>220076171Would
>..You other Grug ever notice how Grug Grug's hunt Mammoth like this?>...And ZUG Grug's hunt Mammoth LIKE DIS?
>>220075864not funny, plus this bit was done decades ago
>>220077147so why not admit it then? why claim youre natty>jokethere was no joke rakesh
>>220077147>have to do the workThe roids make you want to do the work and makes it feel good. Not even really work at that point.
>>220077147>even with roids you still have to do the workbarely
>>220076171
>>220075990How is this achievable natty? Like how does all your fat go straight to your legs, how is it possible?
>>220075990
>>220075786To be fair generally, standup is the hardest genre of comedy>alone>no props or anything to riff on>prepared, so no "improv bonus">most commentary on modern events will already have been done to death by tiktok before you have a chance to prepare a piece, let alone perform it.So most comedians now just cheat by putting a plant in the audience to talk to or "own a heckler".
>>220075990Chubby Jewish girl. Muh dick. I want a pear shaped woman so bad
>>220075912its a pol thread you're supposed to see the woman and shit yourself with rage or something
>>220077218Haha, fuck he's right! They do do that!
>>220077470>pear shapedshe's a fuckin watermelon m8
>>220075786Comedy is almost always bad. You have survivorship bias
>>220076441Those crusty old faggots weren't funny either.>white pepo do thing like this>but black pipo do thing like THISWow fantastic fucking comedy.
>>220075990Optimal fighter pilot physique
female magicians are also shit
>>220078774I dont think I've ever seen a real life female magician
>>220078508>pilotbro I think she is actually the kiloton of estrodynamite not the pilot
>>220078861fuck theyre good
>>220077468I always figured the one of the worst parts is accidentally doing a bit someone more famous has done. That's gotta happen it can't all be ripping a person off.
>>220078886Post 1(one) example
>>220075786You can’t tell jokes anymore
>>220076469I think its mostly her satirizing the experience of men going out for their bros night and her being a female server at a place like Hooters, or Chilis even where they have to sex it up and thats most of the joke until the last part where she can't open the bottle because shes a weak woman, but I might be missing something about the "its been a long night"
>>220075864bitch looks like maya hawke
i tell you hwhat though the male nurses gave better handjobs during my sponge baths than the female nurses did
>>220076103Dice was garbage, Carlin had several great bits you just don't like him because hes a charged lib comedian nihilist
>>220076171shes cute but this would've been funnier if she went to the fridge and their was a huge trap that dropped on her the moment she opened the door
>if i jerk my body around quirkily no one will remember the words i'm saying aren't funny
>>220076234im gonna set aside my indian hate and the fact that this isn't really comedy and say hes right that people want him to go back to normal and then they'll all gang up on him again for that so him staying fit to spite them is amusing
>>220076540way to out yourself as a tranny apologist (or even worse worshipper), nah some of Dave Chappelles best bits from his last specials were the anti tranny bits>>220076719over reddit 9000
>>220077218observational comedy would've legit been hilarious because it all would've been relatable humor about things the grugs actually do satirizing their entire lifestyle
my buddy used to rant about the things hes been learning going to asian massage parlors to get tugs and the weird sex traffic shit he encountered aswell as old ladies tugging him and overall he had the least frequency of humor of our gang but the rants about the parlors easily could've been 1/3 of a comedy special and at higher quality than most comedians today, it helped because he was extremely authentic
>>220079196the body language is over half the humor of her bit retard
>>220075786The same reason everything is bad, women are the intended audience
>>220079390brain rotted brain if you think that's humorous
>>220075864Did that bitch try to pass of a George Carlinberg joke as her own? cmon man
>>220079511me personally? not very much but that is what her joke is
>>220075786That's a man btw
>>220079363thanks for not sharing any of his rants you just said are funny and could be interpreted as comedy
>>220077536ntadoesn't matter, all fruits are grey in the dark. Would, unashamedly.
>>220077468I've been a pro stand-up for 7 years. It is hard, I've worked hard to where I can have a room full of people laughing without hack gimmicks. Getting booked at venues without having a vagina is really difficult even if you are funny.
i think the joke is she isn't funny so the word has to pretend she's funny coz she has a vagina
>>220075864you park on a driveway
>>220075786What is wrong with her, is she having an episode?
>>220075786Hey lady, you're freakin me out.
it's always unfunny opposite shit tho>so, i, uh, i went on a date last night>we had sex and in the morning before he woke up i left>let's see how he likes it!>AUDIENCE FUCKING PISSES AND SHITS THEMSELVES
>>220075990i would worship this daily. primal reasons and i won't apologize for it
>>220075786This seems like the thing where there's a trunk full of gags, props and outfits and the then you have to grab a few things and have to improv for comedy school or something. She got the ill fitted dress and heels that she's never worn and a wine bottle. The bizarro robot pop n lock motion and waitress routine seems like a work in progress brought out too early.
>>220075864huge clit
>>220079390well it's definitely not funny
>>220079363thought you were gonna say something funny...
Only conservative stand-up 'comedy' is ass.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gnnFVRlucg>Chuds still don't realize Tim's stand-up special is a parody of washed up conservative comedians
>>220079626She moves kinda like a man or a tomboy who has rarely or never worn a dress and heels.
>>220080112I mean its not really all that easy to just repeat what a funny friend said in a story and capture the humor, he talked about the asian ladies getting irritated when he took too long to finish from their robotic tight grip stroke, how occasionally he'd pay to bone them and they would see the size of his member and refuse after they already upsold him, how he couldn't understand their language and every once in awhile in their very broken english they'd be like "big man" or how sometimes he'd be disappointed when he realized he was in a legit massage parlor that didn't tug or vice versa he'd want an actual massage and hey went straight to the tug, he threw the word tug around endlessly
>>220076612i would like to be choked to death by closet boobs
>>220080419>i meanstopped reading there
>>220080119this is kind of funny but I don't really know any conservative comedians that sound like this, anyways Dave Chappelle practically qualifies these days and hes still funny SORRY NOT SORRY TRANNIES
>>220075834This seems accurate to meI wonder if he understands what he's done
>>220080119at first I was enjoying this but then there was like no humor as it went further and I thought, okay hes parodying something but you have to actually be funny in the satire, it ended up being like a more basic less fun version of Sam Hyde and he isn't even good standup either
>>220075786I've had bottle service and no one acts like that. However, when you're about to leave your table does get swarmed by random girls grabbing whatever booze you've left behind. It's one of the most ridiculous things you'll ever see.
>>220075786It's all the negative energy.
>>220080119want some mega cringe? read those youtube comments
I learned the other day I really enjoy this guy Sheng Wang, hes kinda like a more wholesome Mitch Hedberg
perhaps i'm just too high iq to enjoy 'humor'
>>220076171i want to suck on her milkers and stick my tongue in her hiney hole (no wipe)
i know ya'll are racist round these parts but black male comedians are the only funny ones
>>220080119yelling shut the fuck up during the opera that was pretty good
>>22008011916:12HAH HAHHAHA HAHHH AHHAHAHAHA}HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHLOL LOL LMAO LMAOTAKE THAT CHUDDIESLMAO LOOOOOL
>>220075786most standup has always been shit.
>>220076726God help you if you think zoomers are funny or have any personality at all really.
>>220075786Cristina Mariani is edgier and funnier than everyone in MDE.
>>220081752Their personality is abusing anxiety meds for fun and cutting their genitals off while crying about millennials.
>>220080119>watch this>don't laugh oncegreat stuff Tim
>>220076483Racist humor is just like any other humor It can be funny or cringe depending on if the joke is good or not.
The last time I went to a comedy club one of the comedians was a black guy who told a 10 minute or so story about going to a woman's apartment, smoking crack with her, having sex, then escaping when her husband showed up. I realized part way through that he wasn't even telling any jokes, just telling a story, but I was completely absorbed by it, he was such a good storyteller. Hadnt seen that kind of standup before.
>>220075786/ourgirl/ Demi saved comedy tho
>>220076241>Disney handsIs this some new zoomer thing?
>>220082242>gewgle isstry
>>220075786mega hot
>>220081874>I didn't at laugh at Tim performing a washed up unfunny conservative comedian version of himselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSc-VxL_eWo>Round of applause for the troops in the audience, please
>>220075786theres plenty of good standup. you probably are just looking in the wrong places, or you have crippling autism getting in the way of having a sense of humor.
>>220075786Legs
>>220082242I prefer secret stash
>>220075990Bigger.
>>220076234eh, it was funny to me
>>220075864She stole a famous Gallagher bit
saw a bit i liked on facebook reels>my dad, he constructed basements>after the room was done they would tar the seams, to make it weatherproof and such>sometimes the seal didn't take>dad said "we re-tarred it">i said dad you can't say that anymore, that's a slur>so now when we're out and we see somebody silly he taps me, points, and says "two coats"
>>220079743And how do you get the car on the driveway so you can park it there?
>>220075990it's not even attractive when they're that big.
>>220076788you take that back, quirk chungae are based and wifepilled!
>>220075786>Is there a reason modern stand-up comedy is so bad?Yes.Performers aren't allowed to make fun of negros, jews, women, fags, and arabs.
>>220075786Feels like most people are infantile manchildren/womanbabies.
i am a biological female who has been on 4chan for 20 years and these are my favourite jokes to whip out in public:>if your girlfriend has an orgasm, you know that she's cheating on you. because where the FUCK did she learn how to do that?!>what's better than being knees deep in beer? being balls deep in cider.and when I've had a couplenigger??? i barely know 'er!i'll take my 3 day ban with grace
>>220085952
>>220085952why are 4chan foids such insufferable pick mes? you can just get male validation by stepping outside you know
>>220076234>and then we make memes about them crying.
>>220085952>claims to have been on 4chan for 20 years>still didn't post titsfuck off poer
>>220085952you should've had kids by now madam, i could tell you're a real female when your jokes were all sex related
>>220086068>joke is already meh>still had to drive it downwomen
>>220086068i think "you're not all enough" was just a nice way of saying "you're ugly as fuck"
>>220076234This guy and that other chinese guy provoke a huge racist response in me for some reason, I never considered myself much of a racist other than the usual nigger hate (idc about black people) but man these two annoy me so much.I don't think their acting is that bad either, so why is this such the case? It doesn't happen with other "minority" actors at all.
>>220085952I've been on here for 20 years and I don't remember seeing you.im pretty lonely this year guys, been finding it tough. life is only getting worse and lonelier year by year, and it isn't getting funnier either.
>>220075786is the bitch from the new scrubs?
>>220075786Every time this fucking bit is posted it's misinterpreted to a degree that has to be actual autism, and on an epidemic scale. This is a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: the bit is that she's a sexy waitress that has to act cute and sexy but she has to strain in an unsexy way to open the bottle. Thats it.picrel, its me being capable of figuring out a joke that a woman wrote
>>220084412kek
>>220087298If you think that isn’t glaringly obvious to everyone but you, you might be the autistic one anon…Nobody is hating on it because they don’t get it, people are hating on it because it simply isn’t remotely funny.
>>220079109I was actually expecting the fridge to end up being a trap too.
>>220085952For the first time in my life I understand r9k's hatred of women
>>220086491don't give in to that feeling anon, the next thing you know you're kidnapping a minority actress off the set of some dolphin movie she's filming and then you end up returning her later because you feel bad about ittrust me, I've been there
>>220082242This is the apex of British """"""""""comedy"""""""""". This is the best that their entire shitty island could come up with.
>>220085952The second and third one got me, queen.Any chance you wanna discuss this more on discord or...?
>>220079390When you see someone moving around like that on stage, I will bet you every penny i have they're not funny.
>>220087361you are very wrong if you think over half this board isn't getting it
>>220076171The guy is the funny part of the skit lmao
>>220085952Trying way too hard to be one of the boys.
>>220084412solid joke
>>220087298The joke around the joke is she purposely picked that bit as an excuse to act like a whore. So even when women have a chance to rise above the impulses and prove self-reflection, they still fail.
>>220085952>i am a biological female who has been on 4chan for 20 years
>>220080119I remember when he sung "I am a cuck" to own da chuddies and then his career died.
>>220076612i need a movie like downsizing except the tiny guy ends up in a wacky scenario where he gets stuffed down the shirt of a mega milkers chick
>>220076726Quirk chungus is really this generation's "I'm a boomer, I hate my wife and don't understand iPhone".
>220085964 >220086028 >220086058 >220086130 >220086305 >220086577 >220087851 >220087980 >220088120 >220088256>only 10 (you)s in like three hoursthe real joke is that i don't actually go out in public>>220088256this guy gets it>>220086577i hope you're okay even just for the moment, anon. i don't have any real advice to offer you, but i understand. shitposting on /tv/ doesn't even feel like quasi-social interaction any more. consider getting a pet. i recently got a puppy and he's helped a lot.
>>220076171She has an OF and dem titties is NICE.
Standup comedy isn't that funny to begin with. Exceptions apply here and there of course but in general it's a form of entertainment propped by some kind of weird passive peer-pressure effect to play along and laugh and clap because that's what's expected so you being there is part of the show and not going with the flow subtracts from the experience. It's like a human laughtrack.The nepotism in the industry doesn't help much either.
>>220075786She seems fun actually
>>220082342It's a zoomer thing but not really new at this point>>6128920
Stand up now is usually some untalented nepo baby going on stage and treating the audience like their fucking therapist. Comedians used to have to earn the audiences' applause, but now we're programmed to clap and cheer at just about anything.
>>220075990Those fucking thighs man
>>220085952I like the cider one. I didn't laugh but I liked it.
>>220076234its funnychuds just hate him because he is Indian
>>220075786I thought this might be one of those lewd acts where she makes the bottle disappear up her chuff.
>>220086068She crashed that landing
>>220086068this triggers y'all, doesn't it?
>>220088270No, you don't remember that, chuddie, because his career never died. You remember Sam Hyde calling him, in tears, begging for his show back.
>>220089162the actual funny part is him not realizing or not wanting to admit the humor in people finding pajeets so goofy, that even self-improvement still comes off as uncanny.
>>220089360no, chud, "people" do not find Indians goofy. you are jealous of him because he is (1) in shape and (2) in a relationship with a white woman, two things you will never ever be.
Nick Mullen is the only funny millennial and his stand up is horrendous Shane Gillis has had a few OK jokes but he’s pretty one note and just gets by on his delivery Everyone else is shit
>>220089673i can't even tell if you're false-flagging or not.
>>220075786that's funny though
>>220084857I use my helicopter to airlift it from one house to another
>>220076171Megan is so FUNNY
>>220083800>B-but Mr Brosnan, we can't, it isn't safe
>>220076234>people online make fun of you>make your entire stand up routine yelling at people who are paying to see you???? Where are the bloody jokes
>>220089162Well I can't speak for all Chuds but that's definitely true for me, because I don't know who he is and I didn't watch the webm but I still hate him
>>220077512Ah, got it! Thanks!
>>220076234He should’ve made this a Harold and Kumar go to GNC joke or something
>>220075786>Is there a reason modern stand-up comedy is so bad?It was always overwhelmingly terrible. It's an "artform" for drunken nitwits. It only really works when you're buzzed and seeing it in person. 95% of comedians don't write enough quality material in their entire career to fill an hour long special and you've got places shitting out hundreds a year from nobodies who can barely put a tight 5 minutes together. Watching standup sober on a tv is just about the worst way to interact with it and it's become the norm. Standup, just like most non-musical live performance art, is a distraction for the bored at absolute best. If you come in with any real expectations and you aren't a blithering idiot it's going to let you down every time.
>>220087908Happens to the best of us anon, don't feel bad >>220076612Every clip of 'women actually being funny' is a clip of women with giant tits or who are otherwise fappable. Why do you think that might be?
>>220075990R Crumb manifested this lady
>>220077284all? look at her fucking arms
>>220075990FAT
>>220087298lul you didnt get the joke
>>220079390half of zero is still zero
>>220088328kill yourself troon
>>220079034Maya Hawke 2 (uh)
>>220079257>some of Dave Chappelles best bits from his last specials were the anti tranny bitsThey were the only bits I ever even heard about.
>>220075864jesus faggot christ he's so fucking hot
>>220084857You and a team of coworkers carry it from place to place. Someday someone will find a solution, but for now, we lift.
>>220075990my dick!
>>220080419I appreciate the follow up, anon. Your friend needs Jesus though
>>220084857you drive it off the parkway
>>220089699>Nick Mullen is the only funny millennialstopped reading there
>>220076234I feel you jeet. same shit happened to me. I fucking hate normgroids more than anything
>>220090228His cultists are truly an odious mix of autistic, gay and retarded.
>>220085952>>if your girlfriend has an orgasmimmediately with the filth baka
>>220085952You have to post your tits to get banned I think
>>220087935I usually feel bad knowing England has been destroyed by population replacement initiatives, then I see their supposed comedy and realize they deserve it. I'd rather they be a literal muzzie terrorist state than the capital of cringe that they are.
>>220084412Cristina MarianiI liked her on Harland Williams and every clip I see of her is pretty good.
>>220085952>mfw
https://youtu.be/6fNYY1JW6yk?si=exSCfXx_wSGscwwvso nostalgic
>>220090228objectively speaking, nick mullen is the funniest comedian alive. comedy is all about being quick, smart and funny and he does all that except when he's on stage
>>220090350>objectively speakinglook at this nerd. You know 5 comedians from kill tony SYBAU
>>220087935>>220090264She's Australian
>>220087935That's Australia ya dumb cunt
>>220077147>even with roids you still have to do the workNot really. A roider will gain more muscle not working out than a normie natty will working out. Plus working out isn't as punishing because you heal faster.
>>220090389>>220090400Still part of the UK you pedantic fuckwit
>>220085952Lurk another 20 before posting again please
only black comedians are funny. i like it when they talk about how black people are like this but white people are like THAT
>everything is bad please be miserable like me thread
>>220075912She's making fun of bottle service girls in clubs. It's an OK bit. Her attractiveness and being in a short tight dress is doing the heavy lifting here, though.
>>220076196none of it was funny and her boobs will look flat out of the bra do not be fooled
>>220090426>man, Americans suck at comedy>actually she's CanadianSame thing
>>220090455british education system
Is this standup?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_BboRpPy7Q
>>220075786is that the girl from scrubs
>>220085021They're as womeny as any other women. I remember a famous one posted here constantly, the one where her and her "autistic" husband were doing a yearly marriage meeting or some dumb shit. She divorced him.
>>220090498yep
>>220089343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zorJ4cClLU4kek listen to this cuck
>>220080587>chapellenot anymore, he disavowed it because he was sad that the conservatives used him to channel their anti-trans sentiments and spat him out the other end
>>220075990she's kind of gross honestly, but yes i would fuck her until my cock burned from the slightest moisture
>>220088270>>220089343DESU I thought his career was over before that and he was also going through a messy divorce so the sam think was like a weird washed up egomaniac crashout on his part. tim and sam can both fuck off.
>>220090566>>220080587chappelle says he's muslim lol
>>220090606if true then he is truly retarded
>>220080119He can't pretend to be a washed up comedian because he IS a washed up comedian. If anything he's pretending to be a more successful version of himself.
>>220088328Women are missing a fundamental piece of humanity.
>>220086068this one was on
>>220077147he didn't take roids he just ate chicken breast and did lots of push ups
>>220090619it is true but obviously he isn't an observant one
>>220089942That would've actually been pretty good.
Ryan North is funny
>>220086068>the face>so i tried to be a modelLOL ok women are funny
>>220090229>same shit happened to me.If you did roids to get in shape like this jeet, you deserve to be made fun of. If not, why are you tripping? You got ripped natty and they didn't, no one can really earnestly mock you.
>>220090247>I'm a biological female here to prove that women can be funny!>SEX! >I know nothing else in life>Sex is my raison d'etre>Please clap
>>220090389Oh, thank you for the correction. This changes everything as Australia has had no widespread migratory demographic replacement in the past few years.
LMAO
>>220085952LONDON
>>220090499Divorced him, became a depressed "lesbian"(straight woman fleeing accountability)
>>220079734Oh yea? Whats your best joke, go.
>>220090664He does standup?
>>220076171I only paid attention to her tits, I guess the joke sucked
>>220090824good lord sauce
>>220090874Control yourself, anon.
>>220090824>coffeewonder what else is fake in the video
>>220090895FUCK YOU BITCH YOU'RE NOT MY MOM FUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>220084412an actual funny joke from a woman so i assume she stole it
>>220090962nah, she's another "i'm racist like you guyyys" pick me
>>220086058THIS anon has actually been on 4chan for 20 yearsHe knows whats up
>>220075786Unfunny hacks being pushed into the limelight for DEI purposes, In particularly women. And lots of comedians are holding back for PC purposes, fear of “””punching down””” or making fun of the wrong groups (ie anyone but straight white males).
>>220090009horrifically underrated post
>>220091131Punching down and punching up is just marxist rhetoric. Anyone treating it as legitimate is a coward and never deserved success in the first place.
>>220090474>>220090426American education system
>>220090762So funny that nobody's laughing
>>220079257hyper retard
>>220091191>tells USA we're not helping u with the strait that effects the UK's economy and not the USA's >tells rusha they're not allowed to pass cargo ships thru english channel>they do anyway and escort them with warships because they know you're lil pussies who can't do anything and USA isn't going to help you>you take a month to mobilize a single ship>muh royal navy (5 ships borrowed from germany)>it immediately breaks down >Argentina realizes you're such a faggy lil bitch they're just going to take back the falklands>you get arrested LOL bongs are so fucking tragic!
>>220081960No. It's been beaten to death.
>>220090992You're a pick me.
>>220091293>It's been beaten to death.
>>220091319Jocko the child killer lol
>>220091269>we made a mess for israel, why aren't you cleaning it up? You're supposed to be good goys
>>220091305post butthole
>>220091334Those children had very promising futures as bacha bazi boys. I see why you're upset.
>>220091369Normies getting access to the "Israel" dialogue tree has been a catastrophe for the human race.
So, I once heard that bad jokes make small things big ("what's the deal with airplane food") while good jokes make big things small ("the more I hear about this Hitler guy, the less I like him").I think about that a lot, it explains why so many female comedians suck. All they can talk about is sex or social interactions, as they fill their world. They think that these issues are massive and treat them as such.Whereas men, if intelligent, think about the world and its machinations and make great jokes about that, because they get that the big things are actually also quite small, if looked at closely.
>>220091369the strait being shut fucks over china, iran, and europe, not the usa. You guys can't even help because you have been giving all your money to refugees instead of spending it on defense like you're contractually obligated to by NATO. So you can't stand on your own two legs now and everyone is coming for you lmao HAve fun FAFOing bongYou have no idea how poor you are. You have nothing.
>>220091394>wtf you aren't allowed to call me out for being on the jewish side, you must be a normie
>>220091334unironically based af, unc
>>220091412>the strait being shut fucks over china, iran, and europe, not the usaThe strait's open for Iran and China.But what this means is Europe is waking up to the fact they aren't allied with you, you'll openly fuck with them. Soon all of Europe will be justifiably chanting death to america - the puppet of israel.
Right-wingers are mad because everyone is making fun of them now
>>220091466>The strait's open for Iran and Chinaevery single chink ship coming out of iranny tranny ports are blocked and iranny tranny ships are getting boardedlmao'ing @ you wumao & achmed
>>220091500Maybe they shouldn't have sold anti-semitism coin before it shot to the moon.
>>220091500ywnbaw tho
>>220091420I'm not even the anon you were talking to. Just seeing the increase in "Muh Israel" regarding every world event since 2022 has been tiresome and inconsistent in its application.
>>220091503Did Trump tell you that? Was it before or after he said they've lost for the 100th time this war?I'm genuinely curious, how does it feel knowing you're doing all this, including these posts, in support of jews?
>>220091523I don't even know what that means, retard
>>220091466>Mohammed speaks on behalf of Europe. Just because you exploited their kindness and invaded them doesn't mean you're one of them.
>>220091535Go be a philosemite somewhere else then, somewhere where you aren't going to bitch and moan that people are pointing out that israel was the only reason you're in this war to begin with.
>>220091563>if I call you muslim you'll forget my full throated defense of jewsThere's a >50% chance you're brown, muttoid.
>>220091523It's funny how people attacking you point to real evidence and events and all you have to retort with is an attempt to strawman your insulter as a member of a group you don't like.
>>220091466lmao don't look at the news bud you might cry
>>220091649The same news that said that "Trump won the war, and it'll be over tomorrow" every day since the start?
>>220091536>you muslims always lie and never agree to peace even though you're impotent >that's our fault for trying to negotiate peace and not just nuking us off the map and taking all our oil>iran starts sending missiles into europe>europe does nothing back because they're pussies>we're justified saying death to USA but pls pls pls dont bomb us off the map with a flip of a switch u fucking cheetoh!good one faggot
>>220077062>muh millenials you have no other point of reference
>>220091576you literally worship ba'al, goat fucker
>>220091660MAMA MIA! AWOOOGA! HUMMINA HUMMINA! BOIOIOIOIOING! OOWWWWWWW OW OW OW!
>DEATH TO USA!>NOOOOOO DONT KILL US NOOOOO STOP!!!>BREAK PEACE DEAL>MWAUAHAHAHA TAKE THAT >NOOOOO STOP STOP BOMBING USS NOOOOO!!!!!!I hope we fucking nuke you
>>220091691>I-It's for oil, honest!>ignore israel please ignore israel!!!Meanwhile in reality>the USA bombs assassinates teams when they don't accept 100% of their demands>no real country is willing to negotiate with them anymore, they're simply agreement incapableYou fought a war for jews and lost lmao.>>220091720You're the ones who double tapped school girls, kid fucker.
>>220091576I think Israel should have literally genocide all Palestinians for violating their peace agreement and attacking civilians on Oct 7. You should want that, too, because at least then faggots like you bitching about them would be right.
Is there any group on the internet worse than the rightoid? Even indians and jews can seem to understand their place, rightoids just don't seem to be able to understand anything, they simply don't live in reality.
>>220091660>flat watery saggers on an obese womanas anticipated
>>220091747Are we looking at the same thing?
>>220091674source? I heard the timeline was 4-5 weeks. Iran keeps breaking the ceasefire lol. you cant negotiate with muslims. I would just nuke you all off the map and take your oil, personally.
>>220091740And there's the slobbering philosemitism we all knew you were hiding. Americans worship jews like gods and everyone knows it, you're their dogs. Bark bark, Pablo.
>>220091735>You fought a war for jews and lost lmao.Why doesn't it feel that way?
>>220091735Maybe you should stop screaming "death to usa" if you don't want to get bombed?
>>220091764>Iran keeps breaking the ceasefire lolThe ceasefire was broken by israel bombing Lebanon (all of which were part of the ceasefire). Keep defending jews though I'm sure it'll work out for you.
>>220091761>thingthat's a human bean! have some respect, fella>>220091773Ali Larijani about to put the team on is b-ACK!!!!
>>220091773That's easy. Because you think wars are video games.Meanwhile you lost in Vietnam and Afghanistan (and, belatedly, in Iraq). Turns out wars aren't won in kill/death ratios.
>>220091767>You shouldn't support the people who got attacked or else I'll call you a Jew-lover.Okay. What else ya got, Abdul? Your false-prophet desert cult cannot stand against the Truth no matter how much you rage, and you will burn if you do not repent and turn to Christ. That should be your 1st and only concern right now.
>>220091660would plap so hard
>>220091810>Yeah, you fractured my skull, but I broke two of your knuckles with my face>Scoreboard!!
>>220091818>the people who got attackedWhich people? jews? Yeah why would you support jews? They're an evil people who deserve whatever they get.As the old proverb goes, they'll tell you what happened to them but they'll never tell you why.
>>220091740This. Just fucking nuke them and get it over with. Japan got nuked twice it's only fair.
>>220091841If you failed at obtaining any objectives then yes, you lost. You tried to rob a dude for shlomo, shot his wife and kid, and he still fought you off.
>>220091845>why would you support jews?Easy, they kill muslims.
>>220091845>why would you support jewsBecause they hate Islam and have the better claim to the Holy Land.
>>220091878So you're agreeing that you wholeheartedly support jews, the people who are behind the importation of muslims into your country, because they shoot their neighbours and ferry them to your country?
>>220091919If we start shooting you in our own country, it can only bring us closer together, don't you think? Die, Mohammed, die.
>>220091904>the guys who killed jesus have a better claim to the holy landlmaoYou fake Christians are a riot.
>>220091904>>220091878Every single muslim movie is just people being horribly tortured or lil boys dancing around naked.Jewish kino mogs.
>>220091937The absolute impotent seethe coming from this rightoid.
>>220091939>Thinking Christians somehow think the death of Christ was a bad thing. He literally saved us through this act, anon. It needed to happen.
>>220091536I will keep supporting jews, mahmood. jews have been the best proxy for killing as many brown muzzies as possible
>>220091957>he was supposed to die bro, that's why we killed him!I've changed my mind, you're almost certainly jewish.>>220091969And for importing muslims to be your neighbours. Don't forget that part, jews love that part.
>>220091919>bro they're importing them into your country they're the enemy>but it's bad when they blow them up>rich oil princes are NOT behind it!>tucker qatarlson is your friend!yeah you're pretty funny I will give you that. But I think your new name is lunch meat because you are definitely in bread.
>>220091939>You fake Christians are a riot.They'll always say >you're a fake ChristianThey'll never say>I submit to Jesus Christ, the risen Son of God, the living God Himself.All you demon-worshippers have are accusations.
>>220091630>real evidence and eventsit was real in your mind troon
>>220091991>he was supposed to die broAnon, you should try looking into Christian Theology if you're gonna try to mock it.
>>220091991Why do you think the muslims are not responsible for any of this? Why do you think killing muslims is bad? You're so transparent lol Get a new angle, ba'al worshipping fruitcakeallah calls himself the greatest deceiver in the world but you suck at it!
>>220092018My religion is simple:people who scream death to usa and kill dogs need to be nuked out of existence asapcry about it more and I will change my mind
>>220091994>bro they're importing them into your country they're the enemyYes.>but it's bad when they blow them upBecause they're happily at home when they're blown up, that sends them elsewhere.>arabs are behind this!lmao holy shit you rightoids.>>220091996You've already admitted you're a fake Christian so why would I take your fake Christian shit test?Imagine unironically defending the people who killed jesus. That's gotta be a sin.
>>220091991>And for importing muslims to be your neighbours.>Muslims are not responsible for their willful moves to Western countries. I know you troons see everyone as a victim, but come on now.
The war in Iran is going so poorly that Trump is going back to faking assassination attempts for attention again
>>220092055>Because they're happily at home when they're blown upthanks that was a hearty laugh
>>220091810those countries are not even real countries anymore nigger lol what kind of cope drug are you on?
>>220092055>why would I take your fake Christian shit test?Lmao that'swhat I thought. Christ is King and you have lost to His completed work upon the cross. Repent lest you burn.
>>220092034>Why do you think the muslims are not responsible for any of this?Because jews (the ones you're desperate to defend) are transparently the ones behind it.>>220092018It's literally>if I didn't steal it someone else would haveone of the most jewish arguments you could possibly make.
>>220092064da juice are making them rape and stab! they're usually happily in their homes!happily in their homes!
>>220092064>>Muslims are not responsible for their willful moves to Western countries.Nice to see rightoids try to pretend that jews aren't behind immigration. You people objectively don't live in reality.>>220092096What you thought is that someone wouldn't take you up on your christian shit test when you outed yourself as a fake christian who defends the people who killed jesus?No shit.
>>220092097I haven't defended them once I just keep pointing out that people who are raping my people and chanting death to my people should all be nuked - which you agree with
>>220091991>>220092055>>220092097Demons manifesting at the name of Christ. Your time assaulting my brothers and sisters on this earth is nearly up. In the name of Christ and out of recognition of His finished work, retreat and be gone
>>220092139Amen!
>>220092118>Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do.Surely this doesn't apply to me, only God needs to forgive them. Anyone who does is a fake Christian. This would be funny if it wasn't so retarded. Capitalize the name of Jesus, next time, anon.
>>220092128You're defending them to your fucking grave, deflecting from their actions, pretending the war has nothing to do with them. I hope you're being paid to be this much of a shabbos goy.>>220092139See? More performative Christianity whilst simultaneously defending the people who killed jesus.
stand up comedy thread btw
>philosemitismJust call him a zogbot or goycattle like the rest of us lmao
>>220092118>christian shit testNo Christian would miss an opportunity to worship Christ. I see you, my satanic friend.
>>220092166You're the one who said it's a good thing they killed him because you wanted to be free of sin.>>220092177They have different connotations.
>>220092139>>220092203Cringe LARPer
>>220089162I am a Chad and I hate him too
>>220089360they should stick to self impoomentWhat would an indian andrew dice clay be like? GROK!
>>220092216Say Christ is King.
>>220092222witnessed
>>220092216The martyrs were tortured to death. I can handle being called cringe.
>>220092250cuh-ringe
>>220092250Trump is a pedophile.
>>220092281Back to your hole now, demon. A crowned child of the living God is talking.
>>220092175/tv/ has always been a /pol/ outpost
>>220092306>A crowned childYour crown, child.
>>220092333>>220092293>>220092281It's enough to make an athiest believe in demons.
>>220092306Stop using the Lord like that. its cringe, repent.
>>220092281>>220092293DOJ just indicted SPLC with wire fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering kek
>>220092357>Stop knowing your place as God's own! It's cringe!No.
>>220092366>DOJ just indicted SPLC with wire fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering kek...And?
>>220092366they don't know what any of that means of course
>>220092357>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP BELIEVING IN THE GUARANTEE CHRIST GAVE YOU, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
>>220092391>>220092395
>>220092366You mean that practically defunct organization?Funny how that happened after jews all jumped ship though.
Christ is King
>>220092436And that's why Trump and his supporters are all pedophiles?
>>220092381>>220092420meds now
>>220092459Blessings, brother.
>>220092420You sound like a Scofield Bible reader.
>>220092459>>220092480>cringe LARPers
>>220092498>>220092514When you become a Christian, you start to see that the enemy only uses accusations because they're truly powerless. It's a desperate attempt to shake faith and it's laughably weak. You lost, cosmic trannies.
>>220090499They're actually more so "stupid woman bullshit" than normal women
>>220092564>when the LARP is cringe
>>220092564What would Jesus do?Would he post like this?
>>220092609He will literally send scoffers like yourself to hell, so, a mite worse than me from your perspective, I'd say. I'd repent before that happens if I were you.
>>220092564I don't care about your faith, that's between you and your god, I want you to stop defending jews online.
>>220092480Hails
>>220092726>I want you to stop defending the people who were attacked and held hostage, and I'll attempt to subvert your religion to do it!I don't think you're gonna get very far.
>>220092597this is true
>>220092794Is that why public opinion of Israel has utterly collapsed within only a year or so?
>>220092726>your godba'al worshipper confirmed
>>220092818The wisdom of the world is folly. I'll stick to God's direction, thanks.
>>220092794Why were they attacked?
>>220092834Religious psychosis is a hell of a thing
>>220092846jihadread the quran, shrimp
>>220092846>What was she wearing>>220092851>I thought religious people were supposed to be easy to manipulate
>>220092900>I thought religious people were supposed to be easy to manipulateThey are, that's why they cannot resist the compulsion to respond to any criticism of their stupid religion, lol
>>220092846>Why were they attacked?Victim blaming
>>220092851>christians r cwinge religion is dumb n crazy>loves & defends jihadis
>>220092912>I have so effectively manipulated you by being rebuked at every turn.Lmao cope harder, Satan. You lost.
>>220092912I am manipulating u cuz u responded
>>220092890>>220092900>>220092915I note how all 3 of you dodged the question.
>>220092921>christians r cwinge religion is dumb n crazyyes>loves & defends jihadisno
>>220092950>jihad
>>220092950By putting the blame for an attack on the attacker, not the victim. As reasonable people would. Nice try though, Mohammed.
>>220092944>>220092946>the cringe LARPing continues
>>220092958you forgot u were pretending to be christian
>>220092995See>>220092276And then get new material.
>>220092991If the victim were in fact a victim this would be correct.>>220092968aka>just don't look into it goy, they're just evilMeanwhile I'm sure you have all sorts of excuses for America double tapping a school at the start of the war.
>>220092995>LARPingWouldn't that be live action, and not in an online forum? I think online is just RPing.Anyway, you lost.
>>220093019But that's the jokeYou can't handle being called cringeYou can't brook any sort of criticism at all
>>220093040Right, you're actually too much of a coward to talk like this in the real world.Anyway, you're a pedophile.
>>220093030>pretending not to know what muslims or jihad are>defending it>pretending not to defend it
>>220093030>A student within a warzone is a victim, but civilians at a show in an agreed peace are not victims.This is your brain without Christ.
>>220093058>elevated blood pressure
>>220093041>>220093058>I literally cannot resist the urge to accuse the faithfulShame. You can be delivered of this demon if you turn to Christ.
>>220093058>Actual cortisol spike
>>220093070the school was empty and blown up by the irgc's dud chinese missile. why would a school have class while the irgc is launching missiles nearby
>>220093089>>220093112>projection
>>220091269>>220091269I'm sorry, I thought le big badass 'Murica was propping up all of NATO, and that us sissy yuros were weak and pathetic. So why do you keep begging us to re-open the Strait for you? Surely the world's most powerful military could take care of some shitty little minefield lol.Is it because you retired your last dedicated minesweepers, and your only minesweep-capable LCS's are tied up in South East Asia? So the "pathetic little bongs" have to come down and clean up your mess because the world's military superpower can't do a basic task like minesweeping?
>>220093058easy m8 have a drink
>300 replies of Christ larpers bickering in a comedy stand up thread
>>220093070And what had israel been doing during that "agreed peace" time? Would it, by a funny coincidence, have happened to have been the deadliest year for Palestinians (by israelis) in decades? Were they expanding borders? Were they acting like jews?Why does history start on October 7th for you?>>220093070That student was only in a warzone because you decided to make it a warzone that moment.I'm sure Jesus says nice things about people who harm kids.
>>220093141no offense but minesweeping sounds like a task best relegated to an expendable flunkiesweep up after the men, bb
>>220093237>an expendable flunkieSo why aren't American soldiers doing it? Their job is to die for israel after all. A good American soldier is a dead American soldier.
>>220093058Demonic manifestation
>>220093141iran launched missiles at a uk base and youre going to lose the falklands because everyone is noticing youre weak
>>220093280>launched missiles atIran destroyed every American base in the region, to the point where America retreated from Iraq.
>>220093158>Muh Palestinians are peaceful victims. Yes they attacked civilians during a time, but that doesn't matter.>Muh Israelis are evil because they attacked civilians after a war had been declared
>>220093158>I'm sure Jesus says nice things about people who harm kidsDeclare His Kingship if you think His words are to be followed. Otherwise, you're just attempting to use Him to manipulate the faithful.
>>220093141>british navy (5 ships btw) take an entire month to deploy a single destroyer>hms dragon (gayest ship name ever) immediately breaks down>UK's NATO show of force ends with docked destroyer in Mediterranean after 'technical' issue>brit ship cant even filter salt water...>they ask germany for a real boatthanks a lot I guess?
>>220093354What caused the Palestinians to attack again?And because war's declared, that makes elementary schoolgirls fair game?You're absolutely jewish.
>>220093410>after 'technical' issueBold of you to talk about technical issues when your shitter's been clogged for 6 months.
>>220093425>What caused the Palestinians to attack again?They decided to attack.
