Fucking AI slop.

I love drinking soda too much. I know one day it's going to kill me. It has already taken some of my teeth.

>>220077211
switch to the diet/zero sugar versions

>>220077211
Get fake ones, implants will never fail and look better.

>>220077211
I've had only one soda in the last 4 years and that's only because I had lunch with my dad at A&W. Haven't had fast beyond that either. It's not much of an accomplishment as I drink every beer I can get my hands on.
>>220079487
My fake teeth suck. The dentist let his jeeta assistant do the upper impressions. They're solely for vanity and useless for eating. I can chew gum and smoke with them and that's about it. Avoid drugs and make personal hygiene a habit, kids.

>>220077211
Same. Only Coke and Dr Pepper though. I think the cola taste is what gets me. Harkens back to those stories about people who only drink alcohol everyday.

So if the shelf needs coke zero which tower goes first? I don't remember the order

>>220077211
Doing hard keto fasting with just water to drink for a week made me appreciate diet soda, so I never touch the corn syrup shit anymore.

>>220080186
>drink every beer I can get my hands on.
Are you fat?