ITT: Age gap kino
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>>220079102kek
I GOT A GOLD CHAIN
>>220079102Aragorn was 20 and Arwen was 2,700. Was it problematic?
She was 18, Jerome Flynn was 52.
Seriously, they should have paired Cage with Moore and Biel should have been the FBI agent, what were they thinking?
Eungyo
he got cucked in the end though
>>220079064Was Beau Pere controversial in France when it came out in the 80's?
>>220079674based robert
>>220079064Blame it on Rio
>tfw no Quaker gf
>>220079797fucked up
>Hey Roman, remember that time you drugged me and raped my asshole when I was 13 years old and in order to avoid justice you fled to Europe for several decades and the entire Hollywood elite defended you because they're also jewish sex pests like Weinstein and Epstein and I forgave you publicly so your powerful Mossad connections wouldn't have me killed? And he was a good friend.
>>220079462>look dad im acting!
>>220079672Bitch looks like a genderbent Eric Bana.
>>220079928Retard
UNA!
>>220079834good movie, good friends share their daughters
>>220079274i'm on cocaine (like it's 1980)
>>220079951Faggot
>>220079102Buffy and Angel's romance is pretty funny as well since she's meant to be 16 in the first season and they casually mention how he's like 270 years old.
>>220079064Can I post ones that didn't happen but I wanted them to happen?
>>220079839>Gary CooperSuper duper.
>>220079064I’m 34 and have been talking to this 21 year old cutie for a litte while and she seems into me, how do I not fuck it up
>>220080201don't watch this movieit's actually really sad
>>220080741She's not into you bro.
>>220080741Do you have any amount of money? That's all you need. Dropping a few hundred at dinner isn't a big deal to you but they will think they are in one of their gay ass movies
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>>220080868I’m not rich but I got money, she works at Kohls right now so it doesn’t really take much to impress her, she’s just really kinky and we discovered our kinks line up so it may crash and burn for now I’m gonna do my best
>>220080868>Heh. You wanna get with a woman? Just spend hundreds of dollars for dinner on her, bro!Fucking kek. Do not do this.
>>220080741>talking>for a little whileshes not into you unc
>>220080975Using the word kink tells me you are a reddit weirdo.>>220080976You poor bro? He's asking how to get zoomer puss, that's all you need to do to get started. They want someone that isn't a loser.
>>220079064was almost in a relationship like that but bailed out cause I was (still am) insecure.
>>220081101I used to think fetishes and kinks were the same thing but I guess not. What else would you call them sexual turn ons?
>>220081137Women talk a big game but never back it up. They all want to seem like they are doing something naughty and they are the only ones that know. None of them do any of the things they are fanfic writing about. Don't talk about weird kinks like a degen. Just take her out to dinner and then fuck her like a normal person and there you go, zoomer gf.
>>220081101>You poor bro? He's asking how to get zoomer puss, that's all you need to do to get started.Yeah... if you want to be seen as a sugar daddy, sure, go ahead and do this retarded shit. By all means.>They want someone that isn't a loser.Wrong. They want someone who reminds them of their father. If her dad was a loser, then being a loser is just the ticket. Seen plenty of these relationships.
>>220081337Okay, I will continue to spend a pittance of my pay on fun adult things like dinner. lol what a fucking retard.You can spot a poor a mile away
>>220080695Miss March would fall into this category, 4 year mental age gap due to being in a coma
>>220081386Epic bro, btw I think your sugar baby just texted you asking for another $500 on cashapp. Better get on that before she finds another daddy.
>>220081272Thanks anon im going to set it up for this weekend, if she backs out oh well
>>220081653Again, you are thinking like an online incel type. I don't even know what cashapp is you mong. I said dinner, real life shit, outside, doing things. Get off the internet man, for real. Your brain is nearly broken, but you might be able to recover if you change your ways now.
>>220081790You got this, man!
>>220081817>supposedly dates younger women>doesn't know what cashapp is
Got a 13 yo crushing on me. I'm 5 fucking 5. I don't know how to handle this. It's embarrassing.
>>220081956>t. spends his life on tiktokI am trying to explain that there are cute girls out there that are normal and lonely and don't do only fans my man, I met cute girls in a god damn book store on two separate occasions. A book store, with books. They weren't on their phone. They were looking at books, and then I talked to them and we went out. Not everyone thinks like you. And you only think like that as you spend too much time on the internet.
>>220081969just let it ride out. by next month she'll move on
give me some older woman x younger man kinos, please
>>220082167I think rambling rose is the name, can't remember
>>220082167The best
>>220081337>They want someone who reminds them of their fatherThis. At the end of the day they all have Daddy issues and want a big strong man who reminds them of their dad. Seems weird to me but whatever. Met my wife when she was 26 and I was 36. First time I met her dad I knew exactly what was up.
>>220079102>>220079286Based hagmaxxer.
>>220079674He’s just like me.
I hope that non-romantic relationships also count for this thread
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>>220079674Why do boomer murricans think that communists liked gay shit?
>>220083063Burgers literally don't think. They don't even know what communism is. They just repeat taking points drilled into them by cable television and social media
>>220083063Because they do. Economic communists got defeated so sexual communists took over.
>>220083063>why won't communists use their own weapon of subversion on territories they already hold?Gee, it is a fucking mystery, mr. Reddit Gaslight.
>>220083063The legacy of Western Marxism embraced sexual liberation and LGBT rights. Notice how none of your examples are from the West after Marx.Also you conveniently left out Lenin who decriminalized homosexuality the very year of the revolution.Communists might be the only people to actually get away with this essentialist bullshit. Literally no capitalist or fascist could argue this way without severe criticism.
>>220083199>Economic communists got defeated so sexual communists took over.Their conclusion back in 1950 was that socialism in Europe failed because of strong national and familiar ties that iuphold hierarchical order and that it cannot prevail unless those are dealt with.Not like it is anything that new, Marx and Engels despised concept of family.
>>220083063>why do people think commies like gay shit when every self-professed commie today is a supporter of gay shitGee idk anon, real mystery there.
>>220083142>They don't even know what communism isWhy do turd world subhumans repeat this? Everybody knows. Communism is when leftard subhumans kill millions over their top-down imposed dipshit academia ideas.
>>220083063because you're a communist and a faggot
>>220083343don't forget that, when it doesn't work, they just claim that every other group of leftard subhumans wasn't doing "real communism"very important part of the process
>>220079064Interesting gender age gap reversal
>>220079286I'm pretty sure Aragorn was 88.
>>220083507Damn this zesty buck be sweet like a honeybun MMMMHHMMMM momma finna fix you up some apple pie sugah
>>220079102Noo you don't get it she's a 2000 year old elf it's okay it's not what you think!!!!
>>220079563They should have done a close up scene of Biel in her underwear. It's hard to see much from the distant shot they had.
>>220079674Common Robert W
>>220079805>though their age gap wasn't as noticeable 30 years laterDamn, what a slap in the face of Laura Dern.And if she thought it was problematic she should've said no the film in the first place, but of course she didn't because she got a lot of money for the role or she wasn't a dumb nu-feminist bitch yet.
>>220080819Why do some people cope and deny that younger women can be attracted to older men?
>>220082546>First time I met her dad I knew exactly what was up.That's not exactly proof of daddy issues. Proof of positive sexual imprinting has been found in some people.
>>220084050I am absolutely 100% positive that Demi has been /ss/ all her life.
>>220083561Not when they met
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>>220079997>@socialistdogmomthe jokes write themselves
me purchasing an item from the local zoomer staffed establishment
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>>220079672what movie?
>>220084359The angle makes her look like she's only got one leg and I can't unsee it
>>220079805David Lynch's greatest mistake was letting this dumb hole think she was allowed to have opinions.
>>220087403First Knight, literally in the file name
>>220080728i wanted to say it
>>220087575>first2bknightsounds like a rap artist
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>>220085708He's a redditor low t faggot but he's right though Besson was a real cunt for this
>>220079064Someone post the Strawberry webm
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>>220079064Most Roger Moore's 007 films.the largest age gap was in For Your Eyes Only (30 years between him and Carole Bouquet)
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>>220087367>Natalie, are you an angel?
>>220080769>it's actually really sadThanks for the rec, anon.
>>220083561what a bigot!
>>220083063Since most commies like to subvert good things and a majority of them are gay or act/appears to be gay, especially today
>>220081969She's probably going to figure out you aren't 13 eventually.
>>220079102vigo was around 40 and liv was like 23
>>220079064Lol just watched it the other day. This guy is a retard for wanting to whore her out. She is a flower.
>>220085708that didn't ruin anything, the fuck is this faggot talking about?
>>220083008Sundays and Cybele
>>220089406pedincel detected
>>220079102he looks bloated.
Jeune & Jolie
>>220089337She was the predator
>>220079064Laura, Shadows of a Summer (Laura, Les Ombres De L'été, 1979)
>>220080769Thanks for the warning, i hate movies that make me sad
>>220089732And then everyone clapped
>>220079805this is crazythere's 20 year age gap yet they look like they met somewhere in the middle
>>220079102fpbp
>>220085837top kek
>>220088536nah, he's rightif you marry and impregnate a 166yo then you're ought to stay with her, leaving your child is a nigger behavior
>>220089732mah boi Patrick Dewaere also hooks up with a teenager in Série Noire.
>>220090099Also he did that kind of shit at least 3 times.Dude can't film a movie without marrying his lead actress lmao
>>220083063Are you pretending every commie isn’t a faggot? Where do the tough coolguy commies hang out? Because I’m sure not seeing them anywhere.
>>220090099>marry and impregnate a 166yo
>>220085525>Bud Cort is deadHuh. Died this February. This is one of my dad's favourite movies.
>>220090734Now that is age gap kino.
>>220079064im not sure that movie is age gap kino. them being together is a really sad ending.the dude is a fucking cunt.
>>220079805And they both look late-30s/early-40s.Anyway, there was barely any indicator that there was anything happening there. There’s the scene where Malcolm asks Grant if they were an item to put the feelers out and see if he had the go-ahead, but then Grant says “Yeah” in an annoyed fashion, but that could just as easily be read as Grant just trying to get womanizing creep Ian Malcolm to back off a friend.
>>220091098>them being together is a really sad endingit's not sad if you're a social retard and project yourself into the character. you're not a retarded burnout bum, you're simply misunderstood. and you end up winning the girl in the end!
>>220079674based Bob
>>220082094Is this what I look like when I fall for ragebait?I gotta make some changes in my life.
>>220085701This movie is so good.
>>220079834What, do they bang each other’s daughters or something?
Age gaps are inherently pedo-coded.
>>220079102HES 87 YOU SICK FUCK
>>220091620No shit, Sherlock.
>>220079997“Hate crimes” aren’t real. It’s intentionally vague made up commie gobbledygook designed to give one group preferential treatment over another. Theirs a fuckload of racially-motivated black violence against other races that happens constantly that is never given the dreaded “hate crime” label because the people who created the term are thumbing the scale for them.Though I’m not even vaguely surprised that someone who unironically gave themselves the name “socialistdogmom” would gleefully swallow the hook on that one.
>>220091620Your brain is inherently retard-coded.
>>220091620>-codedThe most retarded linguistic development of the 2020s and I'm including "rizz," "gyatt," and "unc."
>>220084060It comes from the same place of insecurity as white women who try to shit on white dudes who date Asian women because they don’t act like their twats are made of platinum.
>>220091668Not punishing people for using subversive language and inventing subversive legal precedents is our guarantee of destruction.
>>220091688U mad?
>>220083142Communist isnt anything but a jewish psyop to destroy the White race. If you actually read Capital, it critiques capitalism and outlines the labour theory of value, but never explains how the dictatorship of the proletariat works. Lenin also said he had no clue so instituted a vanguard party to rule until real communism could be figured out. In reality, Trotsky lays out what judeo communism's real goal is
>>220080642"Interview with the Vampire" vibes
>>220091736No. Just beat-down by the constant exposure to the staggering stupidity of the masses.
>>220079064Handsome Jewish Stallion Jerry Seinfeld with Shoshana Lohnstein. Him: 38 Her: 17
>>220091805Her (also): wealthy debutante. It wasn't her first rich papi rodeo
>>220091780>interview with a vampire is now interview with THE vampirei hate the mandela effect
>>220090212He also kidnaps a little boy so his woman friend can fuck him in "Get Out Your Handkerchiefs"
>>220079064Isn't it weird how there was such an age gap hysteria from 2020 to 2025 and now no one cares? Nowadays people even push back. It seems like the bots aren't spamming the same canned lines anymore. Why is that? What was the goal of this psyop?
>>220090000quads of truthalso they didn't even feel like a couple, more like colleagues, if not for the gay internet drama I wouldn't even realize they're supposed to be not jst age gap couple, but couple at all
>>220085822>me purchasing an item from the local zoomer staffed establishmentSame here. I want to fuck each one. They're so petite. Seems like they make a lot of eye contact with me but maybe I imagine it.
for what shall profit a man if he shall become successful, train his body and spirit and can't be rewarded with prime cunny?
>>220079805I can't help but notice age gaps are only a problem with these cretins when the Man is older.You NEVER see them complain when the woman is older.
is a 6 year age gap significant?
>>220080695He was gangbanged by the other groupies though.
>>220093023For me its the store scene
>>220085708It's all lefturd pedo-projections.
>>220081123I know what u mean, anon.
>>220083063The only reason all of Europe hasn't succumbed to faggotry is the legacy of the Iron Curtain
>>220085708What has the private life of the director have to do with the quality of the film?
>>220093224what the fuck is missing in this god forsaken hellhole to get 30 more fucking points from these grotesque monstrosities?
>>220081101>Using the word kink tells me you are a reddit weirdoUh oh retard alert
>>220093207do you also oscillate between thinking you did the good thing and regretting you didn't actually do the wrong thing?The week after I called things off, I was at my mother's with my grandma and aunts, and they were talking about how my grandma and my grandpa (deceased when I was 3, 30 years ago) had a 11 year gap and that even though they loved eachother (i dunno about the veracity of that, it was when the clergy had a stronghold on people and amongst other things, divorce could mean excommunication), they were glad things like that didnt happen again. She also made some racist off-comment, which was the first time I ever heard my 85 year old grandma say that kind of stuff. I'm not sure the reception my 30 year old ass bringing an 18 year old black girl to the function would've been favorable.I'm still lonely as shit though
>>220085708unfortunately for this redditor being a white knight is just as gross as being a sex pest
>>220079064She was a literal child
How are the Jews rolling out these NPC software updates so efficiently today? In 2015, if you complained about age gaps here, people would rightly call you out on being a woman engaging in a sort of dirty competition because of the obvious anxieties that come with hitting the wall and aging out. Now teenage boys come here to do the opposite and dogpile on "uncs" (I am so sick of this quasi-negro speech) for suggesting one of the most normal, universally understood male impulses. It's like they've been conditioned by feminist harpies to fight against their own interests. But how was this accomplished so rapidly? Is TikTok really so powerful? What kind of fucking teenage boy thinks it's cool to mate guard and defend the precious princesses of his generation from the evil uncs? LmaoLike these guys>>220081038>>220080819She's not going to fuck you. You don't even know who it is! I'm baffledI don't use the Internet as much as I used to, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't like this even in like 2023. This just seems like yet another synthetic cultural trend.
>>220094637>seething pedo unc
>>220080201Was he lying? Was she really the only one and he actually loved her? can /tv/ nonces tell us if this is an actual type of nonce?
>>220094685This is another thing, maybe you're trolling, but "pedo" is a serious accusation which should carry a lot of weight. It's like how "rape" doesn't mean anything anymore because every third girl has had some experience where they revoked consent the day after or something like that, and that gets put into the same category as someone who got their Jae broken and forcefully fucked by a crackhead in a dark alley. It just waters down important language to meaninglessness
>>220094505hahaha he looks so gay in that get up
>>220092479ThisDo people take this stuff seriously? Do they adopt these views and take strong stances on them as long as they're popular, only to largely forget them a couple of years later? Is it all ironic? Is it even real--do zoomers recognize the psyops for what they are and play along "ironically"? I doubt it But without great tutoring from birth, the elites kids would still be subject to this shit, so it can't be as simple as worldwide psyop 24/7
>>220094834She's not into to you unc. Doesn't matter what the law is.
>>220090293Go watch valerian BTS. He constantly tries to be handsy with cara delevingne and she dismisses it every time. Embarrassing behavior from a grown ass fat man.
>>220079064The Hospital is a 1971 American absurdist satirical black comedy film directed by Arthur Hiller and starring George C. Scott as Dr. Herbert Bock.
>>220094637Weak males instinctively hate competition from stronger ones. How is this confusing?
>>220079064I unironically loved the ending of this movie, felt like a denied orgasm
>>220095071Because before this recent hysteria, only weird, socially dysgenic males would express it. You'd get called out on being some weird male feminist reddit user who doesn't get laid despite the shtick. Now it's a significant percentage of young males online and it's weird. This is NOT normal or natural in male spaces.
>>220084359Reminder that she's roughly a year old here because vampire kids speed through childhood for some reason.
Tender Cousins (1980). You genuinely won't believe this movie.
>>220095320is this the version where they are in bed and she asks him to take her virginity?
>>220079102Based.
>>220080728Kek
>>220079064I don’t get it
>>220079064It happened behind the scenes though
>>220096828E V I A NVIAN
