DID YOUR ASS GET ENOUGH WINGS!?
I know I'd probably get sick of them eventually, but if I had only one type of food to eat for the rest of my life, well buffalo wings is a food item that I wouldn't get sick of for a very long time
>>220079356That is not what Carl says.>You tell me. Does this look like I got enough?
>>220079490I'm going to be farting blood
YEAH YOU DINGBAT
>>220079138>Put down Benmark>It's a sub-level country BENEATH Denmark I think you would've heard of it
>>220079356love chicken wings but never saw the desire t eat a bunch of hot wings, i guess they have flavor if theyre not just burning your mouth?
>>220079659don't get super spicy ones, then? frank's hot sauce level of heat is perfect.
>>220079138DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GOT ENOUGH FREAKING HOT WINGS
>>220079356>>220079659One of my favorite foods as well but yeah it's easy to ruin the novelty by eating them too often.The only question is: ranch or blue cheese?For me, it's the tangy and runny dirty blue cheese dressing you get from non-corporate pizza places.
>>220080082I cannot possibly overstate my hatred of ranch I don't mind cool ranch doritos for some reason by ranch in every other instance is PIG DISGUSTING and I'll refuse to eat anything with it
>>220080135>hit em with the RANCH at the RANCH >im dancing in my boots at the RANCH at tge RANCH>eatin that RANCH with extra RANCH on RANCH at the RANCH
>>220080135I bet you think that fat fuck xanax addict Joey Diaz is "funny" because he shouts and makes hating ranch a part of his personality.
>>220080082I kind of hate blue cheese. Just never liked the taste. Guess that makes me a ranch man.
>>220080253strange projection. I've hated ranch since I was a wee lad. did uncle Joey molest you or something? very obscure thing to bring up
>>220080205HEY YOU! YEAH YOU DINGBAT, I WANNA PITCHAH BEER, FRIED HALAPENEYAS, THE NACHOS GRANDE, AND LET’S START WITH 50 WINGS, EXTRA HOT AND KEEP THE RANCH COMING
>>220080317That is not what projection means you retard ESL. I prefer adderall, not xanax and eating gallons of bleu cheese like you and Diaz.
and keep the ranch coming
>>220079138Bananahand scarred my childhood forever
>>220080357jesus christ what a fucking retard you are. blue cheese is gross btw
>>220080082>ranch or blue cheeseDry rub, spicy garlic, or buffalo. Miss me with your pleb shit
>>220080461Sometimes, I like to gorge on ranch. See how much I can consume before I just pass out, man!
>>220080283>>220080357Listen to this momo
IM GONNA BE FARTIN BLOOD OVER HERE
>>220080329>Andale.
>>220079356bacon and mushroom poutine for me. All the essential food groups.
I always wanted to try the broodwich
>>220081377Well said. Unrelated to poutine but I often say "salsa is a vegetable" as a way to justify a meat-only meal. The salted pork is particularly good.
>>220080082as a child this pizza place around the block had this homemade bbq sauce I've never been able to find replicated. Smokey/tangy, the texture from the wings was perfect. It was so simple, very close to an almost basic bbq sauce, but it had something extra that stepped it up. I remember being a fat little boy with my Christmas money and ordering wings and not telling anyone, then running upstairs to watch the simpsons on vhs
>>220080135ranch fucking blows
>>220080135ranch sucks cock, but I fuckin love a Caesar dressing. Especially homemade, with a shitload of blended sardines for that tang
not really for chicken wings but my life changed when I discovered Cane's sauce
>>220080253joey karate is a fun character.
>>220081483>I've never been able to find replicated.I hate to Simpsons-post in an ATHF thread but I get the feeling. My hometown has an independent grocery store that makes the dirty blue cheese sauce in their deli and I make sure to get some every time I visit.
>>220081431i mean, a homemade salsa is healthy isn't it? I learned young that healthy doesn't mean tasting terribly. You're getting good acids, and vitamins, preventing scurvy, etc
>>220080082>The only question is: ranch or blue cheese?none, i'm eating wings because i like the buffalo sauce
>>220081593my actual face and reaction
>>220081593speaking of things we used to have to never find again, for me it was summer lunch chicken nuggets wrapped in tinfoil, they'd bring out this huge transportable heater on wheels with these tinfoil wrapped moist nugs and each kid would get one and one ketchup packet and it was some of the most pleasurable chicken nugget eating experience I've ever had, the outer layer wasn't crisp at all it was completely moist and yet somehow that was what you wanted, closest I ever got was one brand of grocery store like special farm range nuggts that came out similar
>>220082460>each kid would get one and one ketchup packetHow big were these nuggets? That sounds like a tiny portion. Also ketchup with tendies is grotesque.
black people eat the knuckle of the wing
>>220081422>what no bacon?>BACON COSTS EXTRA!
>>220081593I feel this way about a "jerk" chicken sandwich I'd get in middle school. Came in a silver wrapper, not breaded and had this sweet and sour glaze on it. I've that's not like anything I've ever tasted since then.
>all i know is this cord was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin like the friggin sun
IT IS GRASS
>>220079138
>>220084424One convenient locationIn Africa
I'm afraid to eat chicken wings 'cause I found one that still had a feather attached to it. All those migrant workers in the Tyson chicken processing factory somehow let a fucking feather slip through. What are we even paying them $3.50/hr for?
Who's gonna arrest me huh, the friggen trees?
>>220081560Joey caca diaz
>>220080421(You)...
>>220084582lol
>>220082504you never had a small kids size lunch before?
>>220085152Kek.
>>220081422Not me, I read a disturbing article about that sandwich in The Bible
I want my name to be spaghetti.
