>terminate...the janny?
>>220079459this is the OPthe OP of the story
>Mike, you know anything about this place over on 4chan? /tv/?>>Well, that’s a fantastic board, sir.>Board?>>About ten shitposts a minute. It’s an outstanding board, got both the sneedfags and the baneposters, with a waifuthread every day. It’s unbelievable, it’s just shitpost city.>Well, why didn’t you tell me that before. A good board, there aren’t any good boards in this whole shitty website. It's all goddamned BLACKED!>>It's pretty hairy in there, sir. That’s where we lost Abatap, the jannies banned the hell out of us there. That's Janny’s point.>Sir, we can go in there in the morning at dawn. There’s always a janitor asleep in the morning.>>Might not be able to get a thread going, the amount of posters at that time might be too low.>Ahhh, we'll copy your pasta and put it down like a baby right where you want it. This is the first of the dubs, THREAD CAV, son, THREAD MOBILE. I can take that board and hold it just as long as I like and you can start any thread on that board that suits you, young captain. Hell... ten shitposts a minute... HAHAHAHA! Alright, take a laptop back to the division. Lance, go with Mike and let him pick out a VPN for ya, and bring me my Ducky keyboard, the 8-6.>>I don't know, sir. It's, uh...>What is it, soldier?>>Well, I mean it's pretty hairy in there! It's Janny’s point!>Jannies don't post!
>>220079492hes out there posting without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable anonymous conduct
>At first, I thought they handed me the wrong dossier. I couldn't believe they wanted this man banned. 2008 Generation /b/tard, Habbo Hotel raider. /v/, Gamergate. About a thousand (you)s. Etcetera, etcetera. I had heard his voice on the vocaroo and it really put the hook in me. But I couldn't connect up that voice with a female. Like they said, he had an impressive history of shitposts, maybe too impressive, I mean perfect. He was being groomed for one of the top slots in the corporation: 'Cado spammer, /sp/ outlaw, anything. In 2016, he returned from a tour of reddit and things started to slip. His report to /pol/ and /tv/ was restricted. It seems they didn't dig what he had to tell 'em. During the next few months, he made three janitor requests to Hiro, and was finally accepted. An unpaid job? He was thirty-eight years old. Why the fuck would he do that?
>>220079459with extreme prejudice
>Your mission is to proceed up /tv/ in a moderator account. Pick up ColonelKurtz!5435634's path at /kdg/, follow it and delete what you can along the way. When you find ColonelKurtz!5435634, infiltrate his thread by whatever means available and ban his 4chan gold account.
>>220079715>>220079621peak
>>220079917>Ban ColonelKurtz!5435634?
>>220079936>He's out there posting without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still starting actress feet pic threads and posting sneed edits.
>>220079944>Ban with extreme prejudice.
>This is posting dialectics. It's very simple dialectics: post ending in one through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't shitpost, you can't go out into /tv/, you know, without like, you know, with fractions! What are you going to get dubs on, one quarter, three eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to /pol/ or something? That's dialectic posting, okay?
