Oh ow ow OWWWW OWWWW OWWWW
It's more like hoork hooOORkk HORKKK HORKKKK
now she's in mega doodoo
I’m dying in this fuckin country ass fucked up town
God punished her for cheating in the grape contest
I so paaaale...
>THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>220080409How the fuck do you cheat at grape stomping? What’d she bring in a third leg or something?
>>220080487Yeah probably. You can't just call a timeout and then continue. That's against God's law.
>>220080013>>220080406>it's been almost 30yrsIt's time to let go
i-i-i-i-i sho- buy a lo-lo-lo
>>220080568>yer gonna die soon goy!!heh
>>220080013omg did she died?
>>220080013I never really found this funny, that was a pretty nasty fall and her wailing sounds genuinely pained. Disturbed me a bit when I first watched it as a kid
>>220080585...h-well...
Zoomies will never understand the pure SOVL of old internet
>>220080618I'm 40 and I didn't say that
>>220080753that video was always overrated
>>220080752EBAUM DOT MUTHAFUCKIN COM
>The last public statement we’ve gotten from the grape lady was through a phone interview with a online video website. The interviewer was playing with her and almost making fun of her for what happened. Melissa responded that the incident was very embarrassing for her and more importantly she was also hurt quite badly. She said she broke several ribs and was forced to be in and out of the hospital for several weeks to check on her progress. She also said that her initial reaction to the fall was she was in so much pain that she thought that she might actually die. She says that she has also watched the video online and looked at some of the comments that people left and finds it sickening that people could be so insensitive to what happened to her.
sumtingwong
>>220080816Hoo Lee Fuk
>>220080848wi tu lo
>>220080753I'm you and we said that
>Gay... fucking shit
>>220080816>>220080848>>220080908bang ding ow
>>220080815This old tale of the internet was really just foreshadowing for what was to come
>>220080744honestly, i would literally laugh and cackle like a fucking retarded hyena live on the news
>>220080815the internet and real life are two different things
>get nostalgia for old YouTubers>go back and watch their old videos>realise they were all complete and utter dogshit>the only reason I liked them was due to a lack of competition>retsuprae was two grown men getting upset at children for not playing video games “correctly” while making reddit tier quips>adoseofbuckley was a whinny leaf who claimed to be a comedian, while barely ever telling jokes>mister metokur was full of cope laughing and taking other people’s clips. Also learn later that he’s now a Twitter addict who celebrated children being bombed and cried onstream when charlie kirk died>nostalgia critic was painfully unfunny and had outdated comedy even for his time>spoony droned on and on without really making many pointsThe list goes on. I’ve since been far less harsh on zoomers who enjoy watching slop on YouTube. They’ll probably look back in shame like I did, although I think even their dogshit content creators are more talanted than the bozos I used to watch
He’s got uhh… well he’s got a nose and some hair that goes like that
>>220080737Yeah I agree. I can get behind the humor of people falling and being clumsy but people genuinely in pain, not being performative, or being in a really embarrassing situation don't give me a rise. I think it's called "empathy" or something like that. >>220080815There are exceptions of course. I like some of the Jackass and Jackass accessories bits because those guys are volunteering and are fully aware of what might happen. I can laugh at their pain because (usually) they're laughing at it too.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>220081077>That don't mean nothing to me
>>220081226>JackassI remember seeing that guy strapped to the chair, covered in honey while the bear was brought in freaking me out. I’d actually be shitting myself in fear over that
OH HOLY SHI
>>220080816>>220080848>>220080908>>220080958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV-z2DZ4_Pk
My favourite old videos were ones of Dr Phil getting rekt by people who call out his bullshit. The one with the bum fights guy dressing up as him is very well known, but I also love the one of the exhibitionist who calls him out for exploiting him. He articulates his points incredibly well, even among all the brain damaged amerisharts clapping at whatever Phil saysI hate Dr Phil so much. Sanctimonious, quack, huckster, hillbilly piece of shit
>>220080737some people find people getting hurt hilarious
>>220080815Bitch shouldn’t be trying to cheat at grape-trampling. God’s very wrathful about that.
>>220080737I forget how many episodes of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon fell over and did her EXACT wailing noiseslmao
>>220080816>>220080848>>220080908>>220080958I don’t think I’m ever going to be over this.
>>220080013i remember showing my friend this years ago and he just looked disturbed and said "oh my god, is she okay? this is awful"
>>220081282Another one that kind of toes the line for me is when they agreed to get hit by that non lethal anti riot mine claymore thing. Knoxville was laughing but everyone else instantly regretted it and was genuinely suffering. Maybe Knoxville got lucky with the spread, maybe he's just that much of a lunatic, maybe both lol.
>>220081567Moral majority boomers absolutely loved Dr Phil. He was perfectly in line with the sanctimonious attitude of the 90s.
>>220080935Kek
>>220081138>Has anyone been in touch with the Skipper about when he last saw Gilligan?
>>220081232This shit was fucking amazing.
>>220081232>that's right you WERE my bossbrutal
>>220080013This was always my favorite. I know it's not news but still funny.
>>220081652Seeing blunt force head injuries has always made me feel queasy. I think it’s just knowing that it could lead to lifelong brain damage that ruins your life that freaks me out. It’s why I find it hard to watch Knoxville get thrown up in the air by that bull, because I know it lead to a concussion
>>220081567>>220081657I don't care you thin you make it, a pancake always has two sides.
>>220081848The way the reporter tries to muster up a comeback but falls flat is so funny
>>220081993That some yiddish thing? Not getting it.
>>220080737>>220081226>>220081640OK thank God it not just me, I always felt terrible for her. I wondered for years if I was just a pussy but the older I get the more I'm sure that a disturbingly high percentage of people are just outright psychopaths or sadists.
>>220081226anyone who watches the video of the helicopter rescue where the old lady is being spun super fast will laugh and if they claim otherwise they are a liar
>>220082085She made aquatic mammal sounds after the fall. It was funny if you were literally 12 at the time. Of course people were saying that she died, she almost did.
>>220080409this is 4chan not youtube you can say rape instead of grape
>>220082024It's a quote of Dr. Phil. An old southern saying that the dumb women in the audience understood. Damn you're stupid.
>>220082209It was a grape contest, we aren't talking about Gazan POWs here. Get your mind out of the gutter Moshe
>>220082233whoosh
>>220082165>>220082085she just got the wind knocked out of her. you always feeling like you're dying when that happens
>>220080737Your just a damn liberal bitch. Read The Holy Bible to know what true suffering was. You’re gonna defend and feel bad for some damn stranger but you aren’t gonna respect Him. Typical damn behavior on this site. Grow up dammit.
>>220082275Seth Rogen isn't even funny What is wrong with you people
>>220080013DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPDEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOP
>>220082312>dancemonkeyboy.wmv
>>220082214Wonder where Dr. Phil got that from. Anyways it doesn't matter. You watched Dr. Phil in order to know that. Hahaha
>>220080737>>220082085It was hard to take seriously when you first saw it from a poop that hilariously cuts up the video to Mario game music or something
>>220082115I can laugh at absurdist stuff even in dire moments. It's really the juxtaposition that's funny. At the same time though if the spinning resulted in her death or disability I would have a much harder time finding it funny. I've chuckled at actual death videos assuming the commentary or framing was funny enough so I don't think anything should necessarily be "off limits". I'm not a moralfag. But in the case of the OP video >>220082085 there's really nothing to laugh at after the initial fall in my eyes. The woman is in excruciating pain after a mundane incident and there's no context to make it worth being laughed at. It's just what was likely the worst day of this woman's life that got seen by millions of people.
>>220080815
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Guys remember when that ride flipped at that australian watermark and one side got caught in the chain lift and ground the people on that side into mince meat while drowning them and the other side was their kids hanging in the air watching lmaoWonder what they are up to now. Probably vegans now kek
>>220082597No can you clue us in? Thanks. DJT
>>220082562DONT
>>220081924I was watching live with my aunt when this happened. the GOAT
>>220081924It cuts the best part
>>220081924 newest technology
>>220082562Fuck you anon. I had purged that video from my brain
>>220082736A melon is no small cookie. Did she die
>>220082855No, of course not, this is an sfw board.
>>220080013kick it, grape lady.
>>220082597wow, get a load of how hardcore this guy is!
>>220080406I still think about this one every time I'm outside and narrowly avoid a bug flying into my mouth (not a mouthbreather so they never actually get inside)
>>220082562This video must be nearly 20 years old at this point
>>220082562what's this one? nobody dies, right?
>>220082964Joe Rogan in the back looks interested
>>220082632Thunder River rapids at the Gold Coast! See how its flipped sideways and the chairs on the bottom are on the chain lift to the left? That's why its covered in black tarps. Probably looks like a smashed hamburger lol>>220082964Lol i know right
>>220083039>he doesn’t knowYou’ve been warnedhttps://youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk
>>220083139That's sad. Wouldn't use amusement machines ever.
>>220080744>witnesses a lightning strike victim YTP live on the air and retains his composureBased guy.
>>220083182My God what have they done to us. This was only 15 years ago and is so wholesome and good. We live in a terrible hell, Anons
>>220083281The time and place they're in is nostalgic but the degeneracy is apparent.
>>220083139i'm genuinely trying to picture how gruesome this was in action, or even what the outcome was, but i can't. what an absolute gory mess it had to be
>>220082855It was from the amazing race and she basically tanked it unharmed
>>220082736Yeah, I just grabbed the first one I could find. Thanks for looking out.
>>220083014it's even worse when they get in your nose
>>220080815i can imagine. i fell from a chair and busted my back. imagine falling from a platform and face plating a few feet off the floor
>>220083899It's called the ground when you're outside, gayboy. And it's more cushioned than a floor.
>>220082440>It's just what was likely the worst day of this woman's lifeshe just fell and broke a couple of ribs, most people would be laughing about it as soon as they got better, it's not some tragic life-changing accident
>>220084332It happened to HERSHE had to go through all that Of course it was tragic
>>220084401I know some women that aren't bitch-made, but it's true that in general they didn't grow up doing all the stupid dangerous shit that boys do, so they aren't mentally prepared for accidents
>>220084516Women having higher pain tolerances than men due to childbirth
>>220084548Did a woman tell you that?
>>220084585It’s been tested. They do. It makes sense from an evolutionary perspective
>>220084627>It’s been testedDid the woman yelp more loudly? They do that
>>220084548I've read that so many times, apparently it's supported by studies too, but maybe it depends on the type of pain or something because every time I've seen a woman get mildly hurt through something like a cut or an impact their reaction has been way more exaggerated than that of a man. Maybe they have trouble handling the surprise of sudden pain, rather than the pain itself
>>220082209kek
>>220082736HEADSHOT
>>220082440How horriblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H43o72bRzrw
>>220081078being ashamed of the old internet because of the cultural vibe shift of today is such a fake and gay pitfall every millennial seems to fall for
>>220084627So true. We should send them to frontlines then.
>>220082257>falls off stage and lands on ribs >just got the wind knocked out of herJesus you’re a fucking retard.
>>220081226she might be in pain, but the noises she makes to indicate that pain are not normal, and thats whats so funny.
>>220084755A lot of people reactions to pain are a learned behavior. If you see, say, a 2 year old trip and fall, if nobody makes a big deal out of it they might briefly get upset and then move on. It isn't until they go to school and see some whiny bitch baby kid scream their head off after they trip because people fed into it that they start doing it too. Obviously extreme levels of pain are going to get more of a reaction by default, but minor stuff that makes you go "ow" is generally more of a learned thing.
>>220080406kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ue-3LBesc
>>220080013>officer Ray Pyscho
>>220080737What was the aftermath? Was she actually injured or just winded?
>>220080475Sue Simmons!
>>220082562I took my sister's kids to an anime con a couple of days ago, because I had been into anime at some point in my life, and because I had been to a few cons before, and holy shit, was basically everyone there these two. I OD'd on annoying autism.
>>220088755Broke a couple of her ribs.
>>220080737You're right, It was hilarious actually.
>>220084548Women have higher pain sensitivity and tolerance basically exactly BECAUSE of pregnancy (they even become more sensitive to pain during gestation due to hormonal shifts) and estrogen both psychologically and physically makes you less capable of tolerating pain and lowers your pain threshold. The childbirth itself is the only time pain tolerance is ramped up
>>220088970>Higher [...] ToleranceI meant to say lower tolerance
>>220088839I'm so fucking tired of autist
>>220082736
>>220083039i die
>>220084548>>220084627Reminder that there is no way of testing pain.The supposed tests are just variations of asking "on a scale of 1 to 10 how much did that hurt?".
>>220089428>there’s no way of testing pain>here’s how they test pain
>>220082736fake, this videos reversed
>>220082312Steve must be the final evolution of salesmenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJS2tQPGKQ
>>220082257>>220086079That anon is right, its a certain locked in pain that is rather not physically localized anywhere. It is hard to explain. you cant feel where the pain is in an extremity but it is everywhere.its not exactly winded like you are simply unable to breathe but it is a similar thing. i have had it before and I can tell from her screams of agony.
>Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
>>220088701Sucks that he then proceeded to make this craphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubpN72D6AI
>>220082562>>220082673>>220082760>>220083020>>220083039DO NOT look up what they look like now. there's a video where they react to this and...just don't.
>>220084755It's not supported by studies at all. In fact studies in the subject show the exact opposite, that men have a higher pain tolerance, and by a fair margin too.It's actually a widespread problem that women feel more pain than men, because they get affected by pain relief medication differently and also get these stupid ass fibromyass pain disorders and shit.
dee dee...mega DOO DOO
get it off get it off GET IT OFF
>>220081078>think it's cringe that I liked this crap when I was 12>realize I was late teens/early 20s
>>220081078>adoseofbuckley He made a video making fun of the ice bucket challenge and said it wasn't going to do jackshit for ALS research and got called out by some atheist youtuber named darkmatter2525 for it, I guess darkmatter won?
>>220080744This one is my favorite
>>220081078>retsuprae, adoseofbuckley, mister metokur, nostalgia critic, spoonyI've never heard even of a single one of those, maybe you just had shit taste? But I'll admit my oldest liked videos are mostly not that great either.t. millenial with a 2006 yt acc
Any funny bloopers from recent years?
>>220088701hey what's up plugdj
>>220080406Any time I am outdoors and suffer a minor inconvenience I immediately think of this lol. This line went triple platinum in my boy scout troop back in the day
>>220082085As another empath i’ve also found out that there are a lot of people with a genuine ”it’s either me or them, life is a constant competition” view of the world. The reason they laugh at the pain of others is because they genuinely think that we live in some hellish existance where pain is just the norm.
>>220081924I remember they somehow got third overall in the end
>>220088755She broke her collarbone.
