What would you have done as Captain Hook?
Why Julia Roberts hated this movie?
>>220080773Followed through.>Oh not again, Captain>Captain, you KNOW Kyle and Lynch do this EVERY draft!
>>220080805idk but tink's arch in this is strange. she becomes human-size because of some magic shit and she tells Peter how much she loves him and then that's the last we see of her, right after she explodes out of the doll house.
Cum jar.
>>220080773>"Sweet, free fleshlight!"
>>220080805Too old and ugly for the role.
>>220080773NO TINKERBELL AAAHHH NO DON'T CRAWL INTO MY DICKHOLE AAARRGGHH NOOOO TOTALLY DON'T JERK ME OFF FROM THE INSIDE
>>220081760I think she's a little too big for that
>>220080773Listen.
>>220081659I think she's a little too small for that
>>220080805>Why [did] Julia Roberts [hate] this movie?Hope this helps.
I would have gone scorched earth on Neverland. There's a bunch of kids and injuns causing trouble here? Fuck that, burn the whole island down.
>>220080773Not let Smee stop me, not let him dare try to stop me, try to stop me Smee, stop me, you better get up off your arse and stop me, this is not a joke I am committing suicide!
>>220085971>literally play the characters like an old gay couple
>>220080773actually shoot myself dead
In my Peter Pan origin story starts with Peter and James being childhood best friends who get shipwrecked on Neverland. James leaves Peter behind and grows up to become a police detective. The island of Neverland has radioactive elements. Hook suffers from slightly elevated radiation levels after a case involving an industrial accident. When Hook returns to the island he takes a radiation detector which is swallowed by a giant crocodile along with his hand. This becomes the 'ticking' crocodile that drives Hook mad as the ticking becomes stronger whenever the crocodile is close by.
>>220080773Fished.
>>220080773Rape twink
so kids that go missing actually fell into wormholes to neverland, peter takes them in and when they get too old he exiles them and they join hook? is that real or is it the reddit larp of making kid shit secretly dark edgy
I’d have Smee try to stop me.
>>220081659You know you just admited you have a micro penis if you can fit insider her lmao
the book is really quite good, give it a read anon
>>220089310Boys who fall out of their prams when the nurse isn't looking will be transported to Neverland if not claimed within a week. Peter is a dick though. It's said in the novel that Peter thins the lost boys out as they get older which you can either take as kill or exiling them somewhere.
>>220085983>>220086091I want this kind of movies back. The cinematography, the art design...
>>220090025I notice the full color contrast and range, its incredible
>>220080773
>>220083115Shes a big girl
>>220080773Let me show you my comic book collection, Tink...
>>220086581>In my Peter Pan origin story starts with Peter and James being childhood best friends who get shipwrecked on NeverlandThere was already a Scifi original like this
>>220090169what a sweet baby!
I don't think Hook was very good.I like Robin Williams but he was miscast.
>>220089936surely she could use fairy magic to make it work somehow, like maybe if everyone in the audience claps enough it'll fit>>220089962I'm pretty sure the implication is that he sends them away rather than kills them, the general vibe of the Lost Boys is supposed to be inspired by how groups of kids can get together at playgrounds, pools, whatever, and immediately befriend and play with kids they'll never see again after that day, revealing that he culls them would kind of ruin that. He does immediately replace his fairies as soon as they die and he didn't even remember Tinkerbell by the time Wendy saw him again though.
what no mention of a young gwyneth yet in bed with messy hair?
>>220080773Cum on her and then use that as lubricant to shove her head first in my ass.
>>220090779gay
little me had the biggest boner for this version of Tink
>>220086021>this was considered a 5/10 movie by critics in 1991
>>220080805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DXra7tE2J4fucking twat
In Gulliver's Travels, Jonathan Swift pretty clearly implies that on the island of giants, the queen's handmaids use him as a dildo.
