BUY MY OOZE
>>220084145What a Jew
Nice jew star pendant you got there, (((Ivan)))
>>220084145>Adult's BewareSo he's basically Sam Hyde.
for me it's Viper
>>220084175Do you seriously think that a five-sided star is Jewish?
>>220084145The only good Power Rangers movie.
>Needoh craze people are indeed buying your Ooze
>>220084145His make up here is nothing like his make up in the rest of the movie
>>220084854yes, dummyhe wanted to look like a human wearing makeup and not a weird alien with weird purple brain hair
I was just about to post>Ivan Ooze was based, how come that actor never did anything else?but then I looked him up and he was Belloq in Raiders of the Lost Ark
>>220084897Does the movie say anything about that? I just figured they cheaper out
>>220084947the movie doesn't need to "say" anything, it's a fucking tv commercial he's using to sell his purple jizz to children
>>220084926and that’s pretty much it
>>220084971So he just happens to look like a human in make up and they never tell us why? I’m calling bullshit, they def got lazy and ran out of money at some point
>>220084974Still an amazing career.
>>220084947Bro are you retarded this is him in a TV commercial trying to sell his ooze, he's in a costume trying to look like a goofy character instead of his actual weird demonic alien self.Why would anyone need this explained to them? It's in the fucking movie.
>>220084974he was also the "fuck off, grasshopper" priest in hot fuzz
>>220085009he already kind of looks like a human everywhere except the top of his head and skin colorso he put on a wig and grease paintif he's some kind of clown wizard selling wacky nonsense to children, nobody asks as many questions if he's a weird purple alien, people won't even know what he's supposed to be and won't pay attention to the product
>>220084602>enslaves all the parents of Angel Grove so that the goyim can toil in the real world>holds a grudge against Zordon for 6'000 years; long after everyone else has forgotten, gotten over it and stopped caring over being stopped from attempting to rule and control everyone from what he called the most foul empire in the universe because Zordon likely BTFO his temple and took his slimey purple mennorah and stored in the wall behind the toilet of the Command Center.>gets crows (negroes) to do his dirty work.>uses a recorder to destroy the Command Center when he isn't using it to play Hava Nagila>sells everyone a shitty product no one needs or asked for but charms everyone with tricks into getting it using talmudic rhymes to entice children>has a suspicion and hatred for teenagers because they aren't as gullible to his mental sleight of hand. Can literally smell them thousands of miles away.>spares (((Goldar))), very dismissive of Mordant and doesn't want to touch him because Space Torah forbids inteacting with him.>gets released from his jew egg by Lord Zedd and Rita, he shows his gratitude and repays them by imprisoning them and hostily taking over their organization when they were the ones who graciously invited him in under the guise of him being as altruistic as they were.>employs mindless disposable bad guy Slimemen conjured up by jooze magic, a metaphor for golem. Literally calls them "his kids".>comically large nose>has a rivalry against aryan sorceress Dulcea, calling her miserable, maniuplating, loathsome and a she-devil witch. Much of which describes him to a tee, but he's incapable of such ironic self-reflection>sullen in the midst of his destruction of the command center of all the events he missed including (((The Black Plague))) the (((Spanish Inquisition))) and (((The Brady Bunch Reunion)))>immune and brushes off Lord Zedd's powers because tricks like that don't work on him, only money does
>>220084602>reveals his final form at the end but its shitty CGI even by 90s standards because he cheaped out on everything
>>220084602Everything bad is jewish
>>220084239SHUT IT DOWN
>>220084496that label looks like a good vidya
>>220084145If you took the vaxx you're the equivalent of someone who got hooked on ooze from this film. If you were a kid and thought "whats wrong with them? How could they fall for something like this? I would never be so stupid!" But took the vaccine, you failed your childhood self. There's no longer any doubt which side you'd be on in stories like this. If you refused the vaxx your childhood self and all your ancestors are proud of you.
Without ooze... you lose
>>220084602Pentagrams are jewish
>>220084602>"You WON'T get away with this, jooze!"
>>220085746pentagrams are literally paganyour jew masters indoctrinated your affinity toward arbrahamic very well though
>>220085448lol theres a pretty version of Sam Hyde out there?Lol
Sovl
It's insane looking back how many shows for kids in the late 80s/early 90s shoehorned some ooze or slime into the plot in order to sell it.
>>220086508they should've kept doing it, slime was big in the 2010s, too
>>220086502literally perfection
>>220086528>>220086508It's comical that Netflix tried to present slime/gunge as being a big sexual thing orchestrated by Dan Sneider.Everywhere doing slime, even in the UK you had loads of shows doing it.>you will never get in a giant bowl of gunge with the funhouse twins
>>220085270Wow, how did they get away with it?
>>220087498Too smooth....and oozey.
>>220085270>gets crows (negroes) to do his dirty worklmao
>>220085270At last i truly see...
I met the guy who designed Ivan Ooze and made the ooze itself last year, nice guy, incredibly talented at sculpting.
Why did children’s media of the 90s always give Semitic features to evil characters?
>>220087498Power Rangers was made by Jews, they will put their exact agenda in a childrens movie to make the goyim look foolish when they notice.
>>220084145Back in the 1990s Nickelodeon was always advertising some weird slime or goo of some sort.
>>220088386GAK! is what I remember.
>>220086528Slime is still big. It's just you can make your own at home.
>>220088944>No battery neededI beg your pardon?
>>220089098Its for stupid people, anon. Bill Engvall literally has a whole career centred around this sort of stuff.>Do you know what it says on a bottle of Preparation H> "Do Not Apply This Orally." That's sad, innit? Cause you know someone wrote to them.>"Dear Preparation H: I ate this whole dang tube and I STILL got these hemorrhoids. Man, my mouths so small....I can't even eat a jelly bean anymore...but I can whistle real good."
>>220086105Worshipping women as your superiors is also pagan, little bitch boy.
>>220088386I remember Gak and Floam, but Gooze must have been after my time.
>>220089998Floam! That's what that shit was called.
>>220085766>ALPHA THERE HAS BEEN REPORTS OF INCREASED COIN CLIPPING IN THE AREA, GET ME THE WHITE POWER RANGERS
>>220090415Floam solidified then cracked just like regular styrofoam in a packing box so you ended up with multicolor foam pellets messing up your floor
Thank God I didn't buy the toys when I was a kid. I don't want to give money to Israel.
>>220090676I remember those fucking things getting everywhere, and they were very fine plastic fucking beads.
>>220090676yeah it was bullshit. the advertisements were longer than the actual floam was fun for. "cool i'm playing with glue and styrofoam, what the fuck was i expecting"that said, Catch-A-Bubble? that shit was fucking PEAK. blow a big fucking bubble and WATCH it noticeably solidify in the air into a wierd latex feeling thing.two of my siblings were not briefed on the expensive nature of catchable bubbles and basically poured out their containers like they would with any 10 cent disposable bubbles. fuck my mom was livid at that
>>220084496hey that's the bottle mewgenics must be referencing
>>220084772i just watched this again on friday. that woman looks like penelope cruz for a moment while she's talking
>>220086502Kimberly, my beloved...
>>220085009You're a retard
>>220086502So cute. I can’t help myself… IM GONNA MORPH.
>the all-American town of Angel Grove, California
>>220090748Iirc the guy who introduced power rangers to America was a jew
>>220084602I went to school in the hood and there was graffiti of five and six pointed stars, a black girl explained to me that the West Side gang used a six pointed star because they were descended from David and the East Side used a five pointed star because they were descended from Solomon.
>>220091552Even worst, he was an Israeli Jew.
>>220091552Haim Saban is one of the jewiest jews to ever jew. There's a story about how he and another jew were meeting with Gene Simmons about a merchandising deal without realizing he was their fellow jew, he and his collaborated were talking in Hebrew about how they were going to fuck him over only for him to reply in Hebrew "I'm one of you, you assholes." He also gave Zed and Rita a jewish wedding because it didn't occur to him that there was any other kind, inadvertantly making the evil aliens jew-coded.
>>220091721Damn, he is the merchant.
so, like Pokémon and Takeshi's Castle, we agree this is better than 'the original', right?Macross fans, can you forgive Harmony Gold? Robotech really isn't that bad, i expected the worst.
>>220084145What if I refuse?
for me, it's ouzo
>>220086779>>220090932>>220091385
Guys he missed the Brady Bunch Reunion give him a break.
>>220091721Are you saying that there is a jew that is more jewier at jewing than Jewn Simmons, the biggest jew to ever jew, and that jew and his jew spawn brother tried jewing that STD riddled clown faced jew once....brother?
>>220087182>>220087239sexiness aside, that's a cool weapon. i'll bet they had a few conversations about whether characters in the children's film could injure/kill each other, it was mostly ooze-constructs and robots. then whirly whistle wands vs tengu warriors? just makes sense tbqh.then a few scenes later, Ooze just blows them up anyway and it's funny as fuck.
>>220092382did he have a TV inside the egg?
ITT:
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is this same movie, beat-for-beat.
I have to do fucking everything around herehttps://youtu.be/wH7iGZMxdRQ?si=bvKqzUHShH-1JDmN
>>220092382>only one Brady Bunch reunion with the entire original cast happened for The Brady Girls Get Married (1981)>A Very Brady Christmas (1988)>35th Anniversary Special (2004): Still Brady After All These Years aired on TV Land.>HGTV Renovation (2019): All six Brady children reunited for A Very Brady Renovation.>Emmy Reunion (2022): Cast members appeared at the 74th Primetime Emmys. I mean, nine more years of laying low and he could have literally caught two more.
>>220084145When I was a kid I went to the gas station to buy this ooze and the clerk just straight up told me not to waste my money. I think I got pogs or something instead.
>>220093171And ya still goofedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viazdh--AxI
>>220085009So don't half the aliens in this show anyways
>>220093199Checked and based smart consumer conscious clerk.
>>220092033No, never.
>>220091721I will always hate Saban for letting his jewish bullshit kill the chance of us having Jason, Trini and Zack in the movie.
>>220088245>made the ooze itself Corn flour, water and food coloring?
>>220084947The movie outright calls him a shapeshifter and he is introduced to the Rangers disguised as a security guard
>>220086115What the fuck is wrong with their necks
>>220093861Cheap (((American))) costumes
>>220091641GDs and BDs ? Do they even exist outside of Memphis and idk Chicago (for some reason)
>>220094016I had my shit backwards I realise, they're Chicago gangs that are active in Memphis not the other way around, and BDs are basically rolled into GDs. I was thinking of Vice Lords (and the rivalry with GDs (Folk vs People nation) it seems)
>>220093171i remember this song being huge and a major part of the movie. it's a pure earworm, but in the actual film, it plays the chorus and then immediately goes to a different pop song.Wikipedia says it was a promotional single for the film etc, but what does that actually mean? did they play it on TV with clips?i've had this shit stuck in my head for 30 years and it's the main thing i remember about the movie. that, and Zardoz dying. seemed so serious and dramatic to my childhood brain, but i suppose that's ageing (like when people pretend Ocarina of Time was good).
>>220085385Correct.
Sounds expensive!
>negro power ranger is black>asian power ranger is yellow>girl power ranger is pink and has a skirt (but yellow ranger doesn't)We didn't know how good we had it
>>220092772I'm pro skub.
>>220084145What does it do?
>>220091552As stated, Haim Sbana is a giga Jew who is (silently) one of the biggest Israel shills on the planet. Whenever you see pozzed Power Rangers fans (and there are many because it's a pozzed franchise), just remember their money has gone to killing Palestinian kids.
>>220084602In a way it is because if you take the hexagram there is pentagram in there. And the hexagram in on the flag of Israel.
>>220086502RIP
>>220086105How do yo uexplain the Pentagram inside the Hexagram then? So by your own logic the jewish people are a pagan people.
>>220084496Hey this looks like something fun to drink on the toilet.
Where do you stand on the subject of Skub?
>>220097112Can you spot the 666 on his logo brand? These people are evil to the core. They worship money.
>>220084654>dreams by van halen plays
what did the costume designers mean by this?
>>220098694It was a 90's thing. Every teenager had one ear pierced. I think that was the first step unto trying to make young boys gay.
Why the fuck did they fire Mariska Hargitay during filming?
>>220098865She would have changed my life seeing that as a kid
>>220098784>think that was the first step unto tryingwhy are you trying to create conscious thought for a hoop of metal?
>>220098955>he doesn't knowhttps://pearlab.icrl.org/index.html
>>220085270kek
>>220098784Left = straightRight = gay
>>220084145My mom bought me and my brother the movie on VHS.It came in a large double VHS box.
>>220099498so in a pure 'optics' way, do you think they did the left ears just to stave off any gay panic? there was zero romance in the show (from what i remember as a kid), but i guess that raises the question of why AREN'T these teens fucking? ARE they gay?in old Superboy and Archie Comics, characters at least had girlfriends.
>>220086502>>220086779>>220090932>>220091385The top left image is from the original sentai meaning it's a picture of a dude in the suit
>>220100581Anon, these are super teens who are either in school, studying, training, occasionally working, volunteering or fighting evil. They unironically don't have the time to date.
>>220084145When he makes the hypnotize fat guy dance it awakened a mind control/humiliation fetish in me
>>220084145Wasn't he giving it away for free, which is sketchier
>>220100903the film begins with them doing a parachute jump (is it a sport? is it for charity?) and then rollerblading all around Angel Falls (definitely not Sydney) not going anywhere in particular. when their mentor is critically ill, they spend a lot of time standing around talking about how important is it that they hurry, rather than actually hurrying.at the end, they sit around eating junk food and chatting to kids they don't know, just like they did at the very beginning.THEY HAVE PLENTY OF SPARE TIME IN WHICH TO FUCK.
did anyone else want to be justin so bad
>OH THE THINGS THAT I HAVE MISSED! THE HOLOCAUST!
>>220086115White Ranger throwing up two Roman Salutes. BASED KINO.
>>220084173Yohannan Jewze
>>220103543Actually everyone detested him for some reason.
>>220092386>Zordon, brother, I'm not sure about that colored fella. You know, Zack, Jack.
>>220103543He looked like the girl i had the biggest crush on in middle school for years.
>>220091721Saban bullied some Brazilian indie devs who made some small game about filming Super Sentai into adding "Inspired by Saban's Power Rangers" to the game title and pay him royalties.
>You each carry within you the power of a spirit animal.>Ayeesha, you are the ape. Fierce and unstoppable.>Rocky, powerful, smart. You are the mighty bear.>...shit, wait, can I swap those?
>>220086115ME! GA! FORCE! Pow-er Rangers MEGAFO-O-ORCE!!! Go Go Power Rangers!!!! :shrieking shredding:
>>220104073>knows those niggas are about to die>sprinkles some crack on them preemptively
>>220086508Uzis, nunchucks, and slime.
>>220104073>You...are a frog>A frog?>Yes>Are there noble qualifies I might have overlooked in frogs before now?>You are slimy
>Green Ranger costume > White Ranger costume
>>220104308As long as it has the solid shield and not the felt version the US extra footage had.
I'm always pictured something like runny marmalade.
>>220093199when i ran an electronics repair shop i had someone call and offer me like 4 boxes of fidget spinners for super cheap when fidget spinners were on the way out already. i said "by october nobody will be buying those at all any more" and he said "they already don't".
>>220104306>Yes, a frog! Like one a princess would kiss!so like, can he jump higher, or...?
I thought the opening skydiving scene was super fucking cool.
>>220104506It was. They got good footage. Probably a good chunk of the budget.
>>220084145>grape-flavores Stuffsounds tasty desu
>>220104549I hear you're an addict now, Father.
>>220084145Goo makes me happy, when I make it in the factory.
>>220103797oh i didn't know>>220104012thats weird, you're gay
>>220088386And I was fucking obsessed with it, I remember my most prized possession in life was glow in the dark green ooze. Hell yeah, loved that shit, gives me a rush just remembering the stinky smell of it
Not enough Kimberlyposting in this shit thread
>>220096902FUCK YOU
>>220086115WHITEPOWER
Why aren't there more shows that incentivize young viewers to be into sports/martial arts/outdoors?
>>220084145DID I MENTION IT IS FREE?TAKE IT HOME, TAKE IT IN CASESIF YOUR PARENTS COMPLAINTHROW IT IN THEIR FACES
>>220087239She has really nice eyes.I'm reminded of my parents literally calling around in search of Power Rangers toys for me. They were practically out of stock everywhere (KB Toys & Toys R Us, most likely). They ended up taking me to some stranger's house and the dude was just selling them out of his house. Must've been a scalper and even then he only had the Blue Ranger and the Yellow Ranger for sale. I got the Blue Ranger and wonder now if I made the right choice.
>>220103543>>220105020For whatever reason kids hated seeing a kid become a Power Ranger, even though on paper you'd think it would be a cool fantasy for them an you can see the reasoning for doing it by the producers (in fact it had already been done in Super Sentai, the source of the White Ranger costume is a kid in its original show). It seemed to make kids feel the show was "too kiddy" by having a kid turn into a Power Ranger, even though it was already a kids show, but kids are very sensitive about being perceived as mature.
>>220105812Ok but what do I do with it, Señor Ooze?
Am I the only one who thought when they introduced Red Rangers' sister in In Space that she was going to become the Purple Ranger and was hype out of their mind and then she became Astronema instead (crying, shidding, breaking my tv)
>>220097623Gosh damnnit that hit me right in the feels. I was sick and stayed home from school. My mom ordered it on PPV. That ending was so good.
>>220106194*Update: I have looked into this myself and apparently this was indeed common
>>220106020wild revelation for me, i wanted to be justin so bad so that i could be a power ranger. im immersion maxing, even as a kid.
>>220092772>>220096902>>220105537I'm a Dapper Dan man myself.
>>220104048i forgot about that. what a slimy fucking kike. one step away from trying to copyright the concept of reacting
>>220106020George Lucas made this fatal mistake as well in the prequels making Anakin a 10yo to give kids a self insert (he literally admitted this).
>>220106296I also liked him but because I liked the novelty
>>220093861It was the 90s, zoomer, you wouldn't fucking understand.
I'm planning to manchildmax and rewatch Power Rangers for the first time since I was a kid, up to Time Force, which as we all know, is where Power Rangers officially ended.
>>220105636Because they make more money on kids having ipads and playing video games inside.
>>220094134My only knowledge of this song is because they played the video on TV, I'm assuming on some Fox Kids Saturday morning block.
>>220106555I've watched power rangers lost galaxy, I like it because of an episode where all the red rangers reunite
>>220087182my 7 year old mind could not comprehend what the fuck I was feeling when seeing her disrobe made my head feel really hot and my lower stomach area feel like it was buzzing.
>>220106020Anyone who thinks that kids need a kid character to self-insert into forgets what it was like being a kid. Just make cool characters somewhere between 15 and 35, and kids will like them just fine.
>>220084145reminder that cronenberg plagiarized the ooze
>>220107268That's a great one, the black ranger dude with the horns was kino. I had his sword and helmet
>>220107268>>220107412was't that in wild force?
>>220107464Magna Defender was in Lost Galaxy
>>220093171>>220093230For me, it's the movie version of the main theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM1nXm4e3oM
>>220084145>I'm a frog
>>220084145What is his ooze made of?
>becomes a billionaire out of goy watching his bought japanese footage>pays peanuts to everyone associated with him>inserts himself in all songwriting credits>uses parts of the profit to fund politicians and support Israelgotta hand it to him, he's one of the smartest Jews to ever live
>>220104308Since I was a kid, my favorite color has been green because I liked the green ranger.I have never told anyone this in my entire life.I'm certain I'm not the only one.
>>220107268
>>220109334So fucking metal
>>220084145I wanted this shit so badly when I was a kid
>>220109334>The big brawl has each ranger get a little spotlight>The Lightspeed ranger who was notorious for constantly whipping out his blaster and blowing bad guys away in his season immediately whips out his blaster and blows away some enemy goonsIt's so good. Well except for the woeful Serpentera CG at the end that wildly misses the mark on the cool as fuck puppet from MMPR, and just having the Wild Force Red Ranger use a New Toy of the Week to win instead of all of them doing some kind of combo.But other than that it's a great crossover. They also had a good crossover with Time Force that actually served as an epilogue to that season instead of just appearing for the sake of it. Ninja Storm and Dino Thunder had a good crossover too, and even ended with a throwdown brawl between the two seasons' respective villains.
>>220085385is it that, or do you just call anything you dislike jewish and get caught in a feedback loop
>a whole new juice>ooze-a-cino!
>>220109311RIP
>>220109718I'm glad he's dead.Dude was a faggot.
>>220109718>have Jesus didnt tap tattoo>still end up killing yourself
>>220103543I wonder his Twitter account still hacked by Arabs
>>220084145For me, it's that white edge around the label that makes it look like he printed it using an inkjet printer on a regular office printer paper and cut it out with a dull box cutter.
This is what your childhood waifu looks like now
>>220107533>>220107412Kino alert
>>220110554you think her looking like someone's mom is a turn off to me? boy are you wrong
Iooze was iconic. He really had swagger with his birdmen.
I miss the orange tinfoil ranger
He was so cool
>>220084145Did he bottle up the result of this?
>>220106020No kid fantasises about being a kid. Kids fantasise about being older and cooler. This isn't rocket science.
>>220110691Based
>>220111232
>>220111637Robin saved Batman from cancellation. Before Robin was introduced, Batman had low sales because kids were scared of the dark atmosphere similar to pulp novels but Robin saved the comic and started the sidekick fad in the 40s
>>220112332and silver age batman is the worst. may have saved the comic, but it made it worse quality wise
>>220112392Robin had nothing to do with why the Silver Age was wacky. That was the Comics Code and Seduction of the Innocent.
>>220104308Negative. The White the was most aesthetically pleasing uniform up until the Gold Ranger.
>>220110554you have never been with a woman
>>220110554Excellent
Or else you'll WHAT?
>>220084602The only people who replied to this were schizos who could not actually answer the question
>>220084602>sided
>>220098908massive upgrade
>>220115169 Pretty damn good answer here >>220085270
>>220092828So you're saying Sonic 4 will rehash the plot of the Power Rangers Turbo movie?
BoukenPink has a nice suit
>>220092130its crazy how disgusting this stuff is
>>220084145I just farted into an incubator with a barely alive captured alien baby in itl
>>220087182>>220087239>>220087458>>220087481Do you think Gabrielle Fitzpatrick knew the impact she'd have on millions of kids when she signed on?Is she aware of the billions she's killed?
>>220099547What was on the second VHS tape?
>>220106020Maybe it has to do with adult figure feel to it? like they want someone big and strong, someone to look up to like how they view their father, so maybe kids seeing someone similar to them doesn't have the same effect. idk
>>220110554Still looks good, very 90s face
>>220111354is captain marvel jerking him off with the marvel stone glove?
>>220084145>BUYHe was giving it out for free.
>>220110554human people aren't teenagers :GASP: forever?!!
>>220087239Look at that knee lmao you just know they had to reframe that shot a few times because that loincloth showed way too much
>>220110554>Almost 60 years old and looks like thatPeak genetics. I was right to cum to her for all those years and imagine her bearing my children and retiring together on the beaches of alaska.
>>220120284plus that lighting is terrible and she hasn't bogged herself
>>220111232Who is the short hair qt?
>>220111232Is this test footage?
>>220120305Nevermind, looked it up. I guess she was slated to be the Yellow Ranger but didn't want to leave Arizona and asked for more money and they replaced her with Thuy Trang
>>220109616Turns out the things I dislike are usually the result of jews
>>220088283All of history has given evil characters semitic features.
>>220120435At the end of the day she was always right. She was the first to see the bullshit and rightfully left.
Still a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hb4EJ_OMF4
>>220112625>if only you knew how bad things really are
