Two dudes are fighting in the middle of the street in NYC. (Typical.) They're playing tug-o-war over a painting (less typical) and while a girl is filming this ridic fight, literally OUT OF NOWHERE Ryan Gosling walks in (REALLY REALLY not typical). He steps into the quarrel and when he spots this altercation, he immediately tries to break it up (HEART OF GOLD!). Ryan drops his shopping bag (NOT MATERIALISTIC!) and throws his GIANT, THROBBING man muscle of an arm against the perpetrator and when he spots Ry Ry's huge guns, he throws his hands up in defeat. By some crazy stroke of luck, Ryan decided to wear a striped and nautical-inspired tank the VERY day his bulging biceps would come in handy. THEREFORE, his tank top basically saved the day. Would the story have played out differently if he was wearing a baggy hoodie? YES. You can't see all that rock hard steel beneath layers of cotton, people. Pure brawn speaks louder than any words you could POSSIBLY say to these angry gentleman, and for THAT, we should all give a nice, HUGE round of applause to Ryan Gosling's tank top. It saved the day AND gave us a nice show of what those bad boys can do.
>>220087466 tank top didn’t save the day, anon. the arms did. the tank top was just the frame for the Mona Lisa.you really think some baggy Champion hoodie would’ve inspired that same primal “oh shit” response? absolutely not. man saw a pair of sculpted delts and immediately remembered he left the stove on at home. that’s evolutionary biology at work.also the funniest part is the sheer NPC energy of the whole scenario. two dudes fighting over art in the street, random girl filming for clout, and then Mr. Literally Me spawns in like a side quest protector. drops the groceries like they’re crafting materials he can farm later.moral of the story: if you ever plan on breaking up a fight, dress like you *want* the quick-time event to succeed. cotton kills. definition saves lives.
