>Ich nichten lichten
PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS
Trenta percenta.
>THE TOWER, IT'S FALLING>IT'S FALLING>I'M OUT!>I'M...>...I'm not there
>>220088068>>220088272>>220090152>>220090167all me btw
>>220088068>Peter, you’re lying in a news grave. Do you know what’s written on the tombstone?>News
>Eggs over pretty grim for the Russians
>The stretched twig of peace is at its melting point
>>220088068>Peter, the next time you cross the road, don't bother looking.
>>220088068Why were Lee & Herring so butthurt over this guy
A man sees God in his car; he crashes.
>>220092235Forgot about this one.
>>220088068He looks like tom hardy
>>220088068That dude wrote this
She was lying in a pool of her own tomatoes.
>As I swilled the last traces of toothpaste from my mouth this morning, a soldier's head flew past the window, shouting the word "victory"
>>220092190He claimed sole writing credit for something that was co-written by them, or something along those lines. By all accounts he's a massively arrogant prick
>And the proof is in the pudding, and the pudding in this case, is a football.
>>220095711SHIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!