What part of the Star Wars Special Editions do you find most offensive?Pic related, its mine. Every time I see this piece of shit scene of that stupid fucking alien singing I just fill up with rage. I mean, what was the fucking point? What made Lucas think this would improve Return of the Jedi?
those DSLs work me into a shoot
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All that useless badly aged CGI crap shoved into the background.
For me it's this.I mean, we all knew the Sarlacc was a pit slut, but this OF shit went too far.
>>220090190It killed the seedy atmosphere that was more than perfect in the original
>>220090295That stupid pink thing, whatever the hell it is
>>220090190nigga you gay
>>220090190Jedi Rock was probably the only thing that bothered me desu.Every other change or addition was good to help unify with the greater scope of the IP.Cloud City looked like a mall in the original release, Lucas added in an actual city which helped sell the setting. Also I'm sorry but the emperor dies and all we get was some stupid ewok party? No, he added in people celebrating on Curoscant and Naboo to show it was a galactic celebration
I guess the giant, unnecessary ronto ass walking in front of frame for no reason, and the swoop bike missing the ronto earlier but the guy walking in the background from the original footage doesn't even flinch when it comes within inches of clipping his knees off nor does he even notice the spooked giant ronto with the jawa hanging off its reigns.
>>220090494It was cool seeing the T-16 fly over Mos Eisley.
>>220090190This one and the beaks on the Sarlacc.
>>220090295>I’m ready to settle down anon!
Return of the Jedi was crap in general. The only good star wars movies were A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back.
>>220090190She has perfect dick sucking lips how did George do it
>>220090190banthas we need more banthas!
>>220090190The beak on Sarlacc. Even as a little kid, it pissed me off the first time I saw the special editions.
The blinking Ewoks are unnerving.
is this the 'lapti nek' creature?
>>220090190Lucas is based for putting a giant shitpost complete with alien babes into his own movie.
>>220090190A New Hope the jabba scene should've been cut entirely like the theatrical cut. Also hate the Vader going nooo... NOOO in ROTJ
>>220090190The Jabba scene from ANH which repeats a lot of the same dialogue and dispenses the same information as the Greedo scene, and it instantly demystifies Jabba as a character, not to mention I’ve got a tough time imagining that a guy like Jabba would tolerate Han punking him in front of his men like that.Runners Up: >The weird head-sway blaster bolt dodge, >the Ronto walking directly in front of the camera way closer than the model was probably meant to be seen during the “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for” scene, >Adding the Palpatine scream to Luke’s fall in Empire >Jedi Rocks>Blinking Ewoks>Vader yelling “NOOOO!” as he grabs the Emperor, clearly a petty “fuck you” to people who mocked the “NOOOOO” in RotS>Inserting Hayden Christensen Anakin at the end of Jedi. Why doesn’t Obi-Wan get to be Ewan, or Yoda get to be young again? Why not insert Qui-Gon while you’re at it?
I preferred Tatooine's blue skies from the previous special editions before disney's 2020 remaster
>>220092305>Inserting Hayden Christensen Anakin at the end of Jedi. Why doesn’t Obi-Wan get to be Ewan, or Yoda get to be young again? Why not insert Qui-Gon while you’re at it?How do you people continue missing the point this much later? The Force ghost is the age ANAKIN was when he died, not VADER, showing his redemption. It's the most basic bitch symbolism there is.
>>220093001no, Anakin died as an "old" guy in ROTJ, he got redeemed sar! it wasn't Vader anymore going "you were right about me" or whatever, that was a 46 year old geriatric Anakin.
>>220090190>ugh I hate all this shit in this movieSo stop watching it then. I swear you Star Wars autists think you are morally obligated to consume this shit. You do realize you can simply... not consume it any more, right? It's been fifty years since the first Str Wars came out. Fifty fucking years. It's time to let it go.
>>220090494>Also I'm sorry but the emperor dies and all we get was some stupid ewok party? No, he added in people celebrating on Curoscant and Naboo to show it was a galactic celebrationwould people on Corouscant really have celebrated in the streets? Weren't they the most direct benefactors of the wealth of the empire?
>>220090190None. I trust in George's vision. Its his universe; he obviously knows what works best for it.
