I saw his cult movie, it was alright

I click on his podcast to see his ozempic progress and its very disappointing, he is still fat. If fat black bitch from peacemaker can be thin so can he

>unfunny
>obese
>retarded
>ugly
>bald

>>220090686
all those are funny traits

>>220090701
But in a cruel, mocking way. I want him to know that I am laughing at how pathetic and ugly he is, not because I think he is funny.

>>220090576
>dude eating pussy lmao
>sex sex sex but my dick is messed up
>did I mention I eat pussy
>where should we eat? Food, not pussy, to be clear

>>220090576

R u upset bc u look just like him but you suuck at life?

>>220090741
thats his schtick

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I am unironically in love with Nick Mullen, and I want to have babies with him, but only one male baby because that is how it is done in China.

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>>220090576
Why can't he just get on Ozempic like all the other Hollyfag fat guys?

>>220090774
They removed that policy long time ago and actually having a birth crisis like all developed countries

>>220090806
I believe he is. Make of that what you will.

>>220090576
He's a less funny George Costanza, but hes an ok character in tires because everyone hates him and thinks hes annoying. Unlike in seinfeld where his friends actually liked him

>>220090576
Am I supposed to know who this fat fuck is?

>>220090576
Somehow this guy lets laid more than everyone on this board combined.

i love my belorussian retarded attention seeking whore wife

>>220091011
So did Harvey Weinstein what's your point?

>>220091011
You actually think that all their lmao sex stories are real? Friend...

>>220090576
I don't know who this guy is personally, and I've never seen him in any film or television show, only in /tv/ threads
I don't know anything about his life. But his appearance is so inherently revolting that I can't feel anything but disgust and annoyance with any project he's involved in, or any fans of his.

>>220091100
the harvester had power

>>220091105
you underestimate how degenerate girls in NYC are

>>220090576
It was funny when Nick was making fun of him and his laugh admittedly did tie everything together, but the fact is that Nick was the only funny one of the three of them. Adam was too zonked out and disengaged the entire time to be funny and Stavros is too much of a genuine bleeding heart liberal who thinks saying slurs is actually problematic and you shouldn't do it even in edgy comedy. He censored himself and that's terminally unfunny. Also yeah he's disgusting to look at.

>>220091011
>Somehow
He charisma mogs so many anon and you can tell which ones based on the seethe.

>>220090576
Aw dude, hell yeah dude.
To be honest, the best thing to come out of Stav is the StavBot.

>>220091011
This is weird logic.
>he has more sex, therefore we should feel bad?
>he has more sex, therefore our opinions about his appearance and behavior are invalid?
>he has more sex, therefore his life choices (obesity) are warranted?

The quantity of sex alone isn't indicative of any higher principle. A millionaire or billionaire could hire hundreds of escorts and have all kinds of unlimited sex. How is that supposed to mean anything to us?

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>Nick Mullen sends his regards

>>220091181
>To be honest, the best thing to come out of Stav is the StavBot.
"interesting..."

>>220091204
GET BUZZED YOU FAT BALD FUCK

>>220091201
>how should that mean anything
Our only biological purpose is to reproduce, so yes, having a lot of sex is indicative of not just social value, but objective existential value

>>220091422
Your argument is muddied because you're conflating a lot of things here:
1) recreational sex with multiple partners and successful reproduction
2) biological functions with "objective" existential values
3) casual sex with universal social value
Plus, you sidestepped the previous points.

>>220090806
>Why won't the fat ugly loser schlub whose only shtick is being a fat ugly loser do a thing that will make him no longer bankable in Hollywood?
A pure mystery. Also I'm gay.

>>220090576
stavros made cumtown tolerable, so I think it was just Tires and the shitty writing. Shane somehow managed to make even his own character unbearable.

>>220091567
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

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I can fix him.

>>220091584
which part faggot lol I made mode than one assertion

>>220090806
He out-ate ozempic

>>220091598
the whole thing, sorry I thought that was obvious. I'll type it slower next time so you can understand better XDDD

>>220091422
What is the purpose of life for a non religious anti natalist. Celebrate gays?

>>220091245
Quadruple deck fucking burgers :)

>>220091726
Alright buddy, if you're going to have an attitude like that, I'm just gonna kiss you on the mouth.

Why does he only make fun of conservatives?

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>>220091898
Call the neighbors, I want them to see this.

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>>220090806
he is

https://vocaroo.com/1mMQjBnWuCwd

I like Stav, I like Nick.
I fucking hate Adam.

>>220091883
Whatever man, this shit’s boring who cares?

Still giving any attention to something related to Cum Town, something related to Matt and Shane, or anything related podcasts in general is fucking fag shit

he's not bad on the show

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i9-5X4ZKWwQ

>>220090741
He knows.

No one, no matter how fat, says "Thousand Island Stare" by accident.

>>220090806
ozempic doesn't work if you're a pathological eater for comfort say. if you're just lazy or have bad habits it works but in his case he mentally needs to shove shit in his mouth to regulate emotions

>>220091422
So did he reproduce?

>>220092116
>>220092717
>>220091669
He needs to triple his dose.

>fat balding retard with glasses what is it with 4chan that produces these types?

>>220090741
Based anon, I'm sure he's seething

>>220091204
>TRY GETTING A SPECIAL AT NETFLIX NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

Nick is still making $30k a month from the cum town patreon. Until that money completely dries up I bet we won't be seeing much of him outside of the random podcast appearance.

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>>220093558
>it's real

he fucked rachel sennott...

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>>220093558
I think he also might've invested in bitcoin early on. I know he'd always get really dodgy whenever the topic of crypto would pop up.

>>220091181
Fava beans

>>220093912
He bough a shit ton of bitcoin back in 2016. He’s worth well over 10 million dollars. Probably closer to 50 million

>>220093558
Man I wish I was remotely funny or talented

>>220093811
I listened to conan podcast with her and she is retarded

>>220093912
>>220094013
Both him and Sam got rich mainly from hopping on the crypto train early enough. Positive benefit to being terminally online all the way back in the late 00s

>>220091460
>>220091554
>>220091742
>>220092750
triggered

>>220090576
him breaking his arm recently because he fell off a fat person scooter is the funniest thing hes ever done. Especially because hes been trying to "get ripped" for basically a decade.

>>220094386
qrd

>>220093558
I thought the cumtown patreon got shut down after they did that last final episode about a year ago? If its still up why the hell is anyone still paying for a podcast that ended and is all online for free already?

>>220090641
Ozempic doesn't work well with trauma eaters.
If you're just a big fat retard, Ozempic basically makes you sick to your stomach so you don't eat too much, does almost nothing for "pain eaters"

>>220090576
Adam is ten times more annoying. Especially now that he somehow gets so many famous guests on his boring ass talk show

Name one person more astroturfed than this fatty

Just watched Bugonia and he is ok when he is not doing the ÄHÄHÄHÄ laugh

I liked Bugonia. Stav doesnt have much range but hes still better then adam "the bug"

>>220094593
A lot of celebrities have nothing better to do so theyre trading ious with eachother to ge on various podcasts

>>220091597
BILL NYE THE NIGGER GUY

Nick, the funniest and most talented one ends up the least famous or successful. Damn his autism and self defeating personality.

>>220094593
who the fuck is pushing this guy is it thiel or lorne?l how the fuck does he get sarah jessica parker> she wont even do conan... he can barely string a sentence together and he is always stumbling for words

>>220094886
>Damn his autism and self defeating personality.
We call that "Irish". And it is a tragedy.

>>220090751
>R u upset bc u
Maybe next year's April Fools gag could be blocking all phoneposters

>>220094906
no clue. but as soon as nick leaves the adam friedland show gets way better guests and more attention, something is going on

>>220091011
>Somehow
wow, a famous comedian millionaire gets laid more then the average guy? Im shocked

>>220094227
triggered plus seething/coping

>>220094989
>as soon as the mentally ill guy who wants to use TAFS as a vehicle to write sketches about his own nueroses and meta commentary about his and Adam's careers leaves, suddenly the show became watchable
Adam just hired a talent booker instead of letting Nick dither around

>>220095982
if its that easy why doesnt every yotuber just do the same and have famous guests on their own shows?

>>220091151
Mullen is about as funny as taking a shit that takes forever to wipe

Can't stand ya!

>>220091597
what if that hat was gay.

>>220090576
It was funny when the lady complained about him eating anchovies and chicken nuggets like an alley cat and he said "sweetheart, these are sardines."

>>220096822
food is the one thing he knows about. hes basically retarded when it comes to everything else

>>220094593
The Adam show becoming successful is so bizarre. I don't think he's totally unfunny but what's the target audience for watching him 69 with various lib politicians?

Stav, despite being a disgusting ogre, is a fun host and doesn't pretend to be anything more.

>>220096934
I know, adam thinks hes so clever and everything is like an unfunny personal little joke that hes in on. Also has the most annoying laugh Ive ever heard. Why does he breath in as he laughs?

>muh dick
>I would fuck that moderately attractive woman
Stavros was such an unfunny retard on cumtown, he was like a fag pretending to be hetero. Adam is much funnier

>>220097514
>Adam is much funnier
when? was it supposed to be funny when he would talk about how much he loved woody allen movies and bob dylan?

>>220090744
But the breakfast?

>>220091125
You overestimate how much degeneration girls will fuck fatties.
Big Harv owned the Oscars and still had to rape nobodies half the time

>>220096009
Talent bookers are expensive and every youtuber doesn't have hundreds of thousands of dollars saved up that they made getting called gay

>>220096934
>what's the target audience for watching him 69 with various lib politicians?
That's the point. It's an in for libs to appear approachable to the uninitiated yoot. If they're down-to-earth enough to talk to one of Cumfart's leading men who told a funny politically incorrect story once, surely they're not so bad?

>>220092031
because hes super liberal. couldnt figure that one out?

does he have a mysterious shadow nepo backer or something? how does he KEEP getting roles

>>220098619
google onassis foundation

Reminder that he was seriously considering fucking trannies and other men before he realized that he could just get gold digger gfs.

>>220097752
His unapologetically Jewish behaviour is still funnier than a fat guy blurting out "I like pussy" every two minutes

>>220098918
nick making fun of both of them is all either adam or stav were good for.

>>220090576
he looks so disgusting, is so uneducated and retarded and unfunny and yet somehow that makes me laugh, maybe it's a we're laughing at you not with you sort of situation i don't know, but he's such a fucking faggot that it works.

>>220090686
If /tv/ was a comedian

>>220099989
>uneducated and retarded
He's a reasonably bright guy and mostly finished a bachelor's degree, but his comic persona is "dumb asshole" so he suppresses it. Listen to any time he gets mad on cumtown and his vocabulary instantly improves

>>220090686
>average Amerimutt

who cares, he gets minor roles cause he made the right friends,grow up

I love Stavvybaby