Was it sexual assault?
>>220092622It was sexual self-defense
he was being coerced/controlled.
>>220092622>woman wants to spray him at first but then likes itRatatouille is a problematic film promoting rape narratives
>>220092622what happened after that?
>>220093043It's just a French woman being dramatic. You have to be a bit more "hands on" with Latin women.
I was at a crowded bar a few months ago. Standing room only. I unintentionally brushed against a woman's large breasts trying to get by her. She thankfully didnt care and understood I didnt do it on purpose.
>>220092622ZUCCHINI!
Just post it already
>>220093406ThisWe've spent enough time pretending to have a conversation about ratatouille
I love her nose
>>220093560shalom
>>220093406>>220093527Ever heard of foreplay??? Ofc not you probably are virgins
>>220092622>but your honor, a mouse hiding in my hat was controlling my movementyea that's gonna fly in court
>>220093651>mouse
>>220093647That's her right arm
you always kind of rape
>>220093756It's the left side of the full image.
>>220093724what was it then? a rat? I thought they're the same thing
>>220092622Yes, the rat sexually assaulted them both. What a chad
>>220093802they’re not
>>220093945is there something off with the flavor of the soup?
>>220093966It's too salty, he should add more vegetables to his diet.
>>220093958I did my research and you're right
Would you let your woman do it with you anons? What if it meant that she'd be yours forever?
>>220092622Assault with a friendly weapon
>>220093802>Ratatouille>Is the MC a rat
>What are you doing?>Uh, I'm cutting vegetables. I'm cutting the vegetables?>No! You waste energy and time! You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like mommy in the kitchen? Well, mommy never had to face the dinner rush when the orders come flooding in and every dish is different and none are simple, and all of them have different cooking times but must arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts and you cannot be mommy!
>>220094069Do I have to eat the soup?
>>220092622she reminds me of Ines Lenvin
>>220094129Is this the lead up to The Image?
>>220094283What image?
>>220094283i'm not seeing how you go from that situation to getting a lubed zucchini shoved up your ass
>>220092622Even God did not want to keep seing that shit and zoomed out.
It's a shame that Brad Bird only directed a single 2D movie before switching to CGI and live action
>>220092622Only if this was:
>>220092622NoIf they like it then it's not sexual assaultThe autistic incel mind cannot comprehend this concept
You know what I'm here for, /television/
>>220092622Sexual preemptive strike, she was two weeks away from obtaining a zucchini.
>>220094728im out of the game man
>>220094928we use clippers now unc
>>220092622Would you say she's the best Pixar fap? For me, it's Elastigirl from Incredibles.
>>220095085That's not an unpopular opinion, that doorstuck scene must have awakened a lot of boys.
>>220095085
>>220095178>not the butterfly
>>220095257>not the ladybug
>>220094582Sauce?
>>220095309Invincible
>>220095361Fucking based, I wish DC and Marvel had the fucking balls
Fine I'll post it.
>>220092622I need a rat like this
>>220094582>Noooo incredibly hot woman, don't ride my dick until I cum deep in your superpussy noooooo
How do I convince my wife to give me the Zucc treatment?
>>220098731leave the thread open "by accident" and let her see it
>>220094002It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. We're all proud of you.
