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>Military veteran Roberta Tubb (Kellyman) returns to her hometown of Craw County, Alabama, in search of her estranged father Earl Tubb (Bacon), only to discover a criminal empire controlled by legendary high school football coach Euless Boss (McGraw).

>The supporting cast includes Jonathan Tucker and Ethan Suplee as Coach Boss’s enforcers Esaw Goings and Eugene “Materhead” Maples, Amin Joseph as corrupt Sheriff Hardy Whitworth, and Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor as Roberta’s mother and Earl’s ex-wife Vernetta Tubb. Derek Luke rounds off the cast as Uncle Lou, a hustler who clashes with Coach Boss in order to monetize his nephew Demetrius, who is the coach’s star player.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt38805904/
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>Craw County, Alabama
They always make up nonexistent places for movies and shows.
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>>220094258
I read it, it's good until the nig shows up.
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>>220094385
>story is decent
>nig shows up
>goes to shit
Typical
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>>220094258
NOBODY
LIKES
HER
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hmm
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>coach boss
rolling on floor laughing
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>>220094359
Probably because they don’t want to piss off anyone living in any irl locations. They filmed a movie called “Poor White Trash” in my hometown like 25 years ago, but the working title was “(blank) Sunrise”, just so locals weren’t like “Are you Hollywood faggots saying that I’m poor white trash?”

It had an interesting cast IIRC. Jaime Pressly around her Joe Dirt peak, Sean Young, the “You’re killing me, Smalls” kid from The Sandlot, and Emmet Walsh.
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But how's her pits?
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>>220094258
The fuck are these names? Esaw? Vernetta? Did George martin write this crap?
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>>220094258
Let me guess, the movie is going to be her beating the shit out of/murdering good ol boy white bubba rednecks, because that’s all they’ve ever got her doing.

The second I saw her in the 28 Years Later Bone Temple trailer, I had her character arc predicted down to the fucking letter.
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>>220094534
isn't esaw biblical?
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>Football coach who is also a crime boss
>His name is Coach Boss
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https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Southern-Bastards
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>>220094554
>Let me guess
Anon you just described the last 15 “gritty southern thrillers” in development hell.

She’ll come back hardened from war, town treats her like shit, discovers Coach Boss is running meth/football/skimming NIL money or whatever, there’ll be one scene where she almost bonds with a redneck before he turns out to be irredeemably evil, then it’s shotgun catharsis for 40 minutes.

The real twist would be if she’s actually just as corrupt as the rest of them and it turns into a Coen brothers style shitshow instead of Girlboss Punisher in cowboy boots. But yeah, I’m not betting on nuance from something called *Southern Bastards*.
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>>220094258
Will they show off her great tits? Honestly that's all she has going for her.



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