>tfw you get 3 hairs
what's he gonna do with them
>>220096627he used them as a rope to save frodo from the spider cave
>adventuring party heading off to war and nearly certain death>give them some silverware, 3 elf pubes, and a vial of Gamer Elf Bath Water
>>220096627Reminisce about their time together, like the nostalgia you get from smelling a t-shirt from an ex gf.
>>220096949You forgot about the enchanted elf blades, one of which was essential to wounding the witch king, the magical rope which helped Frodo and Sam, and the box of dirt which caused a massive fertilization and restoration of the shire post the scouring. You sir, have not read ze books. Shame!
>>220095082>>tfw you get 3 repeating digits
>>220097118Bruh that last one is fucking Japanese isekai cheat item level of broken. What was Tolkien thinking
>>220097291Too much Old Toby.
>>220097291it's magic, he hasn't got to explain shit
>>220096949You also forgot the magic cloaks which hid the hobbits on many occasions. Little bros got decked out in Lorien.
>>220097291>>220097118Aren’t the orcs in ROP just poor refugees that don’t want to live in Mordor because it’s infertile? Why didn’t Galadriel just give them the magic dirt box?
>>220096627Floss. His dwarven teeth were gunked up.
3 pubic hairs?
>>220095082isn't that stingy as shit ? a normal healthy person sheds like a hundred time that amount every day on their pillow and hairbrush
>>220096627Wrap them around his hairy dwarf cock and coom.Same thing I did when I found my mom's dirty panties with skid marks.
>>220096627He is not going to do anythinghe will listen
>is deeply racist >still lusts for the women of the race they are deeply racist towardwhy are white men like this?
Feanor eternally seething.
>>220100418Dwarven Women have beards and act like men. Disgusting. I'd prefer Elven women any day over that too.
