He didn't tread so well
>>220096152I read one time that the bears fucked his corpse. That must be a lie. No way a bear would fuck a corpse.
>>220096152Wasn't this because he was gay?
>>220096152>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!>YAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHOHMYGOOOODD!!!!What'd he mean by that?
>>220096152You will never see the video because it shows him browbeating his "girlfriend' into helping him cosplay his ass into a picnic basket leading up to the attack.The super ironic part of it all is he was voted "most likely to end up as bear shit" in his high school yearbook.
>>220096152I have no empathy for this homosexual pediphile. He got a girl killed. His last words were ahh hit it with a frying pan. Ie get yourself killed.He died like the coward he truly was.If anyone deserves hell it's him.
>>220096243>sober, rational assessment>irony
>>220096222Pain, I suspect.
fuck Herzog for keeping that shit for himself
>>220096152This nigga named lil Timmy. LMFAO
>>220096152REAL TAPE LEAKED!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzyQ60CydP4
>>220096744That guy who said wtf Timmy gon do was killed by a white guy for talking to the white guys girlfriend. I think. But monkeys are all the same.
>>220096218no its because gay ppl are insane and he was gay
>this has to become lost media
>>220096795AI SLOP.
>>220096633Talk about pulling up the ladder. I’m surprised nobody broke into Jewel’s house and stole that tape heist-style because it’s a piece of Americana worth millions.
IDEA FOR A MOVIEIt's basically Rashomon, but using the Timothy Treadwell death tape.The tape is pretty garbled and you hear some screaming and stuff but you don't know exactly what is going on and you don't know what happened before (or after) it. And they never found the bodies, just some clothes, right? They just assume the couple were eaten.So the film has (say) four parts, all using the same audio tape, but with wildly different interpretations.VERSION ONE: THE OFFICIAL STORYMr Chocolate or whatever the hell the bear was called comes along, kills TT, kills his GF. Bears eat them both.VERSION TWO: THE SUICIDEMr Chocolate attacks, GF bravely beats him off with a frying pan. Mr Chocolate returns with friends and they eat the GF as TT runs away. TT returns, sees what has happened, and kills himself from remorse. The bears eat him the next morning.VERSION THREE: TIMOTHY IS STILL ALIVETimothy gets pissed off with his GF, they have a fight, he accidentally kills her. He fakes the audio to sound like a bear attack, leaves her body for the bears to eat and escapes into Canada.VERSION FOUR: TIMOTHY'S GF IS STILL ALIVE BUT SHE WISHES SHE WEREN’TMr Chocolate attacks. TT is killed as the GF tries to fight him off. A random hiker, alerted by the noise, arrives on the scene and spots a golden opportunity. He knocks the GF out, leaves some of her clothes (to make it look as though the bear ate her too), dodges Mr Chocolate and carries the GF off to his rape dungeon where she currently resides.
>>220097148Version V:Bear is jealous of Timothy's GF. Wants all the attention to themself. But can't tell which one is Timothy. So attacks Timothy.
>>220097089>literally sora watermarked>from a channel called slopcorenot too bright are ya
>>220096152Say what you will but at least he didn't have to see anything past 2003
>>220096152>named Timothy>eaten by a bearp o t t e r y
>>220097369Not too bright, but still bright because the are people who would think that was real footage.
One bear says to the other bear >Hey, this guy taste a little gay to you?
