*pages crinkling and turning in your sweet ears*
>hold on man, there was this part in here where Jesus was spitting bars.... god damnit what page was it... hold on... fuck where is it
>>220097585kek reminds me of when the Aerosmith guy was on Rogan.
Average christfag.
>>220097585Meanwhile this dude has memorized tens of thousands of pages and can immediately quote anything for any situation
this is his best bit unironically
>>220097711I don't think I'd use an evangelist as a proof of piety for any religion
>>220097585He could have used a ebook Bible and search using words to find the exact part he was looking for.
tradlarping chuds would get insanely triggered if they ever read the bible
>>220097758To be honest I don't know too much about him, I've just seen a bunch of YouTube compilations of him spitting zingers at people trying to ask him gotcha questions
>>220097772no because then he wouldnt be able to fool and grift the trumpfags and their public opinion
>>220097585
>>220097711>>220097796Watch orthodox muslim on Youtube. He is the zoomer version of that.
>>220097790the bible for chuddies:
>>220097585Oh no duuudee you dont understand, he was trolling piers so haaarddd brooo
>>220097711Wasted his time and life
>>220097790It's like the "Catholics" who immediately turned on Christ, His Church, and Pope Leo to worship and defend Trump at his absolute worst.Their religion has become politics, which is no different from the left.
>>220097674What happened
>>220097814dat shoulder grabbin
>>220099089Dey tooker
damn did he forget the page where jesus said it's cool to fuck 16 year olds when your 30?
>>220097698>average Chrisfag got to bag prime Katy Perrybrb converting
>he raped a 16-year-old!!!what's next, he stole a chocolate bar by paying for it?
>>220097585>>220097601What's with all these grifters jumping on the Christian train like people wouldn't notice that they're larping.
>>220097585>>220097601kek
>>220099317he has a tiny willy too, going by photos of his edgy activism days.i say this with all sincerity: how do you have an inflated ego when your dick is small? is it possible to learn this power?
Russell Brand was the poster boy for hippie liberal back in the mid 00s, the kind of guy you imagine would be at every drug-fueld orgy in a 30 mile radius, so it's funny seeing him of all people try the right wing grift
>>220097698>Is a degenerate performative far leftists libtard for 30 years>.......>......>Is a Christian for 2 ye>OH MY GOD TYPICAL CHRIST KEK
>>220099423Calling somebody’s dick small when they’re flaccid is a bit dishonest
>>220099426People tend to get more mature in their old age, and people who were annoying about being liberal are sure to be annoying later in life
>>220099399Reminds of that Attenborough meme of watching monke trying to hammer nails
>Oh you're a Christian, what's your favourite line from the Bible?>Oh you can't tell me?! FAKE CHRISTIAN!!Why do gaytheists think this is an own?
>>220099359The whole internet Christian is itself mostly a larp, so it's not like the target audience would care or call it out.>>220099423He's rich, has a sort of junky charisma, was fairly famous for a time, and women throw themselves at him. Nowadays, he makes a living saying vaguely spiritual and anti-establishment things, and people throw money at him for it. If I was him, I'd have an inflated ego to.
>>220097814Lmao.
>>220099678>chuddie inventing arguments no one made to get mad atBoring
>>220097790So do libtards obviously.
>>220097814>EnglishCivilWar.jpg
>>220099678Because it's an easy answer, and if you can't even bother to cite John 3:16 -- the literal key to eternity -- then you're on some next level of grifting. Grifters always struggle with the answer because they're more concerned with being unique or cool or citing some interesting passage (or they just literally dont read the bible), when they can just as easily go for the expected response and follow up with: "John 3:16 should be EVERY Christian's favorite passage, because it tells you how to ensure your salvation."
>>220097585>"How import is religion in your life?">Important. Very important. I'd say it's very important in my life. I carry around a Bible every day and I read it every day. In fact, it's right here with me>"What's your favourite Bible quote?">Well, it's a big book. A very big book. It has a lot of great quotes. I love all the quotes>"Is there a particular verse you feel that particularly resonates with you?">Look, the Bible has a lot of quotes, and I love all the verses. It's hard to pick just one>"So which ones do you like the most?">I love all of them. All of them are great. I love the Bible, it's a great bookWhat's YOUR favourite Bible quote, /tv/? And what's YOUR favourite Bible movie?
>>220099868i don't remember the exact quote but my favorite part of the bible is when job is bitching to god because god fucked his shit up and he asks god why he did it and god tells him to fuck off
>>2200998682. Timothy 3
>>220099460Fucking truth nuke
>>220097711Not like those inbreds can do anything else.
>>220099868I went to a private Christian high school and when we graduated we had to pick a verse for them to read as we crossed the stage. Some kid picked Deuteronomy 23:12-13>Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. 13 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement.
>>220100016kek
The biggest news in America is a Brit interviewing another Brit :S
>>220099868Matthew 14:25-33
>>220099868>David rose and went, along with his men, and killed one hundred of the Philistines; and David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Saul gave him his daughter Michal as a wife.Assert dominance. Kill niggas. Take their foreskins. Get bitches.
>>220099868>For you, brothers and sisters, became imitators of God’s churches in Judea, which are in Christ Jesus: You suffered from your own people the same things those churches suffered from the Jews 15who killed the Lord Jesus and the prophets and also drove us out. They displease God and are hostile to everyone 16in their effort to keep us from speaking to the Gentiles so that they may be saved. In this way they always heap up their sins to the limit. The wrath of God has come upon them at last.
>>220099507true, also cold day, etc., slight body fat, whatever drugs. and we all know real life isn't porn.but go google it anon. he just has a small dick.>>220099702i think that's a good point. he WAS charming in a way, but it's more that he lucked out by simply getting onto the right telly shows. bit eccentric, he got bookings, went to his head.but at the same time, he has a small dick. purely mechanically, having sex with Katy Perry, his penis will have fallen out of her. "sorry again luv, i'll just put the little chap back in. let's hope he behaves and stays put this time."
>>220099426not really surprising though, his persona has always been an act, none of it is genuine. he just goes to whatever scene is fashionably controversial to get him attention. the right wing sphere is the current performative larp culture like edgy liberalism was back in the day. even 4chan was considered a left wing site back then, we used to do shit like troll the westboro baptist church and scientology, now people here suck up to the same types of cults.
>>220097814>i'm a Catholic>I just love jews and curry
John 21:25Psalm 37:13The Book of EcclesiastesBut in all seriousness, probably John 15:18-25 is my favorite passage.
>>220099868Austin 3:16
>>220097585Is Piers wife still lusting over negros on openly on social media?
>>220101130Meant for >>220099868
>>220097585Why do celebrities still try this damage control media blitz? It never works out. Hate Trump all you want, but he does it the right way. Deny everything even if the evidence is overwhelming, change the subject and never talk about it.
Exodus 15:11.Proof that Christianity used to have multiple gods.
>>220101136mmmmm that's a badass verse
>>220100016My Jesus school never would have let that fly.
>>220099359It's a safe space where you can hide from your past. Lots of pornstars go born again when their careers are over too
>>220101857Forgiveness is a hell of a drug
This guy ticks me the wrong way. I'm a Christian myself but something about his whole smarmy shtick feels like a wolf pretending to hide in plain sight. Jesus said to not judge so I'll hold my reservations beyond this anonymous comment, but I can't help with the bad vibes I get from him.
>>220099359A significant portion of americans are functionally retarded and so they fall for it literally every time. For a celebrity who's been cast out of Hollywood and the mainstream media, theres millions of dollars to be made exploiting right wing religious nutjobs, and so they obviously take that money when they're given the chance. Honestly 90% of modern American media and culture functions on the principle of leeching on the retarded masses
>>220097585>>220099359>I heard you were assembling a team.
>>220097585>Will forever known as a p*f file
>>220102968I love living in a state where I can go to a high school football game and leave with a legal kid to fuck
So was it all a troll or what?granted he is new to the bible so it wouldnt be that crazy. but normally you would highlight it
>>220102968>fucked someone who's legal>pedo?
>>220102968>admits togonna confess something to you guys:i ate a sandwich earlier.
>>220097711Evangelical protestants make scientology sound sane.
>>220102892I agree, but why aren't there more people going that route if there is so much money to make off it that is just completely untapped?
>>220103237>protestantdon’t get uppity, papist. allowing in your kind to the country is why we have Jews.
>>220099868>Those who bless Israel are cursed and those who curse Israel are blessed.
>>220097585how bad is the clip? still can't bring myself to watch it
>>220097585whats the point of having russel brand on a show to talk about anything in the year of our Lord 2026 anno domini under the auspices of Mary and the legioned saints, and the angels, and the Son and Holy Spirit? also im pretty sure he has very recent new allegations of sexual misconduct against him, and he married katy perry who literally murders nuns for fun, maybe he should work on himself instead of trying to become the new face of catholicism?
>>220103264Lol
>>220102968Americans, are you okay?do you know that our national newspapers used to have topless 16- and 17-year-old models? every day, tens of millions of British predators would wake up and look at CP! every dad up and down the country is a MONSTER!you fucked at 16, i fucked at 16, it's fine.
>>220103182The new definition of pedophile is a man who has sex with (or just expresses attraction to) someone younger than themselves. Questioning this definition also means you're a pedophile.
I know it’s not but if this was a bit it would be the funniest thing ever
>>220097711>Meanwhile this dude has memorized tens of thousands of pages and can immediately quote anything for any situationWhat value would that be? How would having that capability and being known for having it help him with plausible deniability when he deliberately makes a mockery of queers's show?
>>220103371huh almost as if allowing in a group of people with dual loyalty sets a precedence for allowing in another
>>220103476Lol
>>220099868i read that in his voice, top zozzle anon
>>220103525Catholics came before Jews, anon. Letting one group like that in allows the other.
>>220099868Matthew 11:28-30>Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy and My burden is light.
>>220097585the one way this could have gotten more embarrassing is if he literally shit his pants
>>220100016>Israelites travel through the desert for 40 years>They are commanded to keep clean and maintain holiness of the camp as God dwells with themIn other words>keep clean so disease and illness does not take root, or will get sick and not make the journey to the promised land.
>get accused>immediately start seeking forgiveness from imaginary friendHis actions imply guilt, I've never understood why people do this, is it a subconscious admission of guilt? Or are they genuinely that hollow and lack the self awareness to realise? Fucking mind boggling.
>>220101243Back then there were multiple Gods outside of Judaeo Christianity. That passage is referring to the false idols people prayed to instead of the One True God.
Maynard’s Brand impersonation has aged beautifully: https://youtu.be/56Hir4hBVqU
>>220099868Chuds think that this guy is literally Jesus
>>220103136I've never been a fan and am still torn about the grifting (although I'm leaning towards it being a grift based on his history). I think if he does believe, its probably a little Dunning-Kruger effect - due to him being quite new, and his book he's just written "How to become Christian in 7 Days" which honestly made me laugh because I thought it was some 4chin troll post but it turns out its real. I think though, he probably did read something he found comforting and forgot to make a note of it, which I'd probably do too if I was on trial for the things he's for. If he is trolling its truly top tier. Either way, I didn't particularly like him struggling to find it. I think he's trying to appear knowledgeable but the subject is quite nuanced at times and quite large - taking decades of study to become truly knowledgeable, nothing you could "just tick all the boxes in a mere 7 days and you're done".
>>220103992don't know the context of this, is he not doing Jarvis Cocker?also: if any Americans on /tv/ work in film production, PLEASE look up what 'incidental music' means. maybe it's a joke on this show or something, but so much American TV is genuinely like this.
>>220097585>2018 national UK papers want to print stories about Brand raping and sexually assaulting women.>brand takes out a legal super-injunction to ban the press from reporting his abusive behavior>Russel Brand being a sexual predator becomes an open secret in the industry.>despite being in successful hollywood movies and appearances on chat shows and panel shows he now finds it difficult to find work>2020 starts making youtube conspiracy videos and targeting american audiences.>becomes a "christian"he knew for at least two years that he was at the very least getting cancelled and would end up getting charged for rape and sexual assault.>2023 first assault claims are published>2024 charged with Rape, sexual assault and indecent assault....6 years after everyone knew he was scum.
why is Piers so based?
>>220099868The obvious one's from John's. However, Hosea 11:9 (second half) is quite beautiful, too. And Psalm 130 (De profundis), too.
>>220104336I loved it that he spend 2 years working backstage trying to get a Kanye interview, he finally got it, insulted the guy a lilbit an Kanye says "This is all you get" and walked off after like 30 seconds of the interview LOLWhat a fucking grifter, he wanted to manufacture a fight for clicks and got turbocockblocked
>>220097585I'm guessing that Brand tried to troll Piers by doing this since he was unhappy with how he was treated during the interview but all it did was make him look dumber.
>>220097814I hope hes legit but it does seem performative.That said sometimes people are on fire for Christianity and a lot of what they do looks performative just because of how excited they are about it
>>220099868Psalm 27:1The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid
>>220099868Matthew 19:12For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it
>>220099868My favorite quote comes from The Hidden Verses of The Holy Bible that only true Christians can access through prayer:>In Jesus Christ’s name I am your friend and all who oppose you are our enemies.
>>220098830Probably made millions and will retire comfortably having lived a life of mild luxury.
>>220105847>its realbros... was Jesus a trans activist?
So is Christianity an actual faith with actual tenets, or is it just a front for abusers and bigots?
>>220097814It’s hilarious because Christ flat-out said not to pray like this.
>>220106058There are tenets but christcucks freak out when you mention them and claim that they don't have to live by them
>>220099359did you not read the palantir manifesto
>>220106058Catholicism and Orthodoxy are.Some denominations probably are. I'm southern Baptist and while they definitely have a fruit of the spirit, they sure dont have much in terms of doctrine or tenets. They love the line "it's not a religion, it's a relationship" which scoots me about a foot closer to the door everytime I hear it
>>220099868Mark 4:10-12The most mysterious passage.
>>220106150thats also what chuddies believe
>>220106229We gotta pray for them, same as we gotta pray for our enemies. A lot of people try to squirm out of the "love your enemy" quote because they say love isnt fluffy and loving like we think it is, love is about a persons well being. But 1st Corinthians tells us exactly how love is, and unfortunately for these kinds(and even myself a lot of the time) it is fluffy, and gentle, and kind, and patient. So I pray for Fuentes, and dyer, and Wilson, and myself to be more Christlike in our extension of love to others.
>>220097585>>220099359https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_WarnkeThere is nothing new under the sun.
>>220099678Because I can tell you mine right now:>So teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. >Psalm 90:12
>>220097698*tips fedora*
>>220099868Absolute clownshow, this sack of shit.
>>220099359>What's with all these grifters jumping on the Christian train like people wouldn't notice that they're larping.Most Christians don't seem to noticeIronically, only atheists seem to be pointing it out, but the Christians aren't listening to them
>>220106637God put him there, and these last couple months I think I'm starting to see the reason
>>220106657I notice itNow what?
>>220102892America was literally founded by insane cultist lunatics trying to grift a dollar
>>220099709hmm>>220099803hmm...
>>220106684So you're okay with all of these people thinking they can treat your faith as some sort of get-out-f-jail-free card for being an abuser?
>>220106743No, I'm not
>>220106778Any ideas on what to do about this development?
>>220106662Don’t put this on God. We did this to ourselves.
>>220106797Probably just regular BDS. Don't give them time attention or any money.
>>220106743Doctrine says they'll have to give an account to God.Matthew 18:22And Jesus said unto him, “I say not unto thee, until seven times, but until seventy times seven.
>>220103701Great one.
>>220106800KINO
>>220106836Okay but like, I'd like these people to face some kind of earthly accountability for this bullshit too
Late night television died so that...Piers Morgan could fill the power vacuum.
>>220106800Romans 13:1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but from God; the powers that be are ordained by God.This is not to say God agrees with every action, but that there is indeed a reason people are put into their positions of authority
>>220099868This one!
>>220106150Go to mass. My wife hated Catholics and thought we were all pagans until she went to mass one time with me and realized how wrong she was. Her dad is a Baptist preacher and she converted to Catholicism even before we got married. Now she nags me to pray the rosary, go to confession like every other week, and change to a Latin mass parish. I love her for bringing me even closer to Christ and I hope you can find the same.
>>220097585On what channel does Piers Morgan air in the US? Asking because we don't have many channels left after all the mergers.
>>220106871nta but I do agree. If he committed a crime he needs to face justice
>>220106902You will never have a wife and you will never be close to Christ. It is very sad that you are writing this fanfic, chud.
>>220106876
>>220106902Thanks anon, I've been heavily thinking about making the switch, I have some doctrinal thorns but recent sermons at church haven't been fulfilling to me. Tell ya what, I promise I'll go next Saturday to the local vigil.
>>220097790My favorite is the part where kids born from single mothers go to hell.
>>220106947>You (I)
>>220106947I'm not lying about any of it. What I didn't even mention before is that I met her on 4chan.
>>220103104you never do tho
>>220106982Where does it say that? :)
>>220106978Please do it! If God is calling you, listen to Him!
>>220106988No, chud.>>220106982That part does not exist, chud. The child will not share the guilt of the parent, nor will the parent share the guilt of the child.
>>220097790Which parts?
>>220107017Deuteronomy 23:2 :^)
>>220106978>>220107038Neither of you will ever be christian.
>>220099678if you cannot name a single line from the bible that resonates with you, then of course i will think that you are a fake. did you really believe trump in that interview where he didnt want to reveal his favorite line or book of the bible? its because he doesnt know nor care at all about the bible.
>>220107057It's about Israelite leadership
>>220107045Matthew 19:24, Matthew 22:39, Matthew 25:35, John 8:7, Leviticus 19:34, Galatians 3:28, to give just a handful of examples that would drive chuddies like you into a rage
>>220107066It's not 2005. No one's impressed that you're an atheist. Sorry Ricky Gervais
>>220107038God bless, bud. Thanks for the push
>>220107153AHAHAHA CHUDS BTFO AGAIN!!!
>>220107189You're the atheist, atheist. The rosary you ordered on Amazon won't change that.
>>220097711is that obama?
>>220107153>Uh ackchooallee not real because le joo larpYou either accept all of it or none of it you philistine garbage.
>>220107195>le chudsChuds are the ones walking around with dagon mitres on. I think you're lost tranny.
>>220107297chuds hate catholics now because the pope is woke or something because... ummm.... he doesnt scream nigger on counter strike which is le based and trad
>>220107232I go to mass every Sunday and confession at least once a month. Believe it or not, there are people here that love God and live their faith.
>>220107165>Matthew 19:24Good thing He said right after "with God all things are possible">Matthew 22:39I am nice to my neighbor >Matthew 25:35You should give to those who need it if you can>John 8:7I focus on my own wrongdoings>Leviticus 19:34Yes, foreigners should be treated well.>Galatians 3:28Yes, we're all equal
>>220107195? Re-read the thread>>220107265Just take the L, bro :(
>>220099678because even an atheist who just like theology stuff as a hobby can quote a line or two from the book
>>220107364>confessionNoncatholic here, how do you keep track of your sins? Im sure I sin a thousand times a day but how am I supposed to keep track of every sin I've ever commit for my entire life prior to a first confession
>>220099868god i love this man so much
>>220107439I'm not Catholic but I certainly know what the big ones are that I've committed. I don't think you need to confess about the shirt you have that is 80% cotton and 20% polyester
>>220107439nta and not catholic, but you are to confess what weighs down your heart. it will naturally arise as you feel the guilt. of course you cant mechanistically keep track of sins like the one time you lied about stealing someones soda in their fridge in 2006 and the one time you were speeding in 2015 and stuff. you confess what is weighing heavily on your heart that you can recall.
>>220106096They like the aesthetic of Christian piety but it's all just a surface level larp. Making my little dark age edits plastered with roman statues while not being able to quote a single bible verse isn't getting you into heaven lil bro.
>>220107482>I don't think you need to confess about the shirt you have that is 80% cotton and 20% polyesterWhy not? Why do you get to ignore that part of the bible?
>>220107497>>220107482You think it would fly with a priest if I was like "I've watched all kinds of degenerate porn like easily more than 1000 times" or would I have to get specific?
>>220107521You shouldn't ignore it. But I don't believe it will damn you.
>>220103444literally me about anything that ever happens
>>220107531
>>220107521Because that’s one of the main purposes of the new testament you retarded dishonest faggot
>>220107521it does not apply because this was part of ancient jewish law, which does not apply to the new testament age of grace as Christ came to fulfil the law. this is pretty basic stuff. its why christians have never followed the 613 jewish laws.
>>220107439Normally people focus on mortal sins like pornography, getting drunk, murder, etc. because those are the ones that you are required to confess. If it's your first confession, or been a long time, the priest will sometimes basically run through the 10 commandments with you.>Have you used God's name in vain?>Have you missed mass?>Have you had an abortion or helped someone have one?>Have you regularly helped the poor?And so on.But you kind of hit on it. You should go regularly so you can make a better confession.
>>220107531Yes. Why wouldn't it? Christ forgives murderers, rapists, thieves, etc. Priests have heard all manner of things and are well acquainted with men struggling with pornographic vice and the sin of lust.
>>220107582>>220107590Why do christcucks still cite the OT if its not canon anymore
>>220107521Because I’m not a kike so it doesn’t apply to me. Literally New Testament 101. Try reading a book that isn’t Harry Potter for once.
>>220107531My priest will ask,>Have you had impure thoughts?>Have you had impure thoughts and touched yourself?as part of a series of questions. A priest will tell you that they hear sexual sins all the time. The important thing is to overcome them.
>>220107608>10 commandmentsthose are from the OT though
>>220107624I mostly cite the 4 Gospels actually
>>220107624nobody says it isn't canon anymore, but the LAW is fulfilled. that doesn't mean OT is rendered obsolete, man. read what we are saying very carefully, anon. read Matthew 5:17
>>220103655Sure thing Migger
>>220107619I just didn't know if there was a "you better remember the actresses name and all the stuff she did and why it was degenerate or else it doesn't count" clause
>>220107624>why do [people I don’t like] do [this thing I just made up]Quality post, faggot
>>220107676No, it's not like that at all.
>>220107582>>220107590"the laws from the OT are obsolete">>220107673"the laws from the OT aren't obsolete">>220107677"the laws from the OT are obsolete"which one is it, tradlarpers?
>>220107676christianity is not like judaism where its about out-smarting God like a lawyer. Just the sincere declaration of your guilt is enough.
Remember when atheists used to know the Bible better than most Christians? Now their only arguments are shit like>but why don’t you follow the Old Testament???>but could God create a rock too heavy for him to lift???>but if God is real then why do people die or feel pain???How embarrassing
>>220107719i did not say the phrase "the laws from the OT are obsolete" here >>220107590where are you getting that i said that? i said that the LAWS do not apply as they are fulfilled. do you need me to say it again for the 30th time?
>>220107719>if I misquote everyone I can make it sound like they’re not being consistentYou’re an embarrassment to atheists
>>220107756So you can't tell me whether the Old Testament still counts or not lmao>its like...FULFILLED...so it doesn't count and is jewish trash...but also it still counts when I want it to!!!
>>220107756>but could God create a rock too heavy for him to lift???I love that Augustine was dealing with that shit in the 5th century. It was funny reading it in The Confessions.
>>220107798Are you even trying?
>>220107798you know you can just google what Christ fulfilling the law means so you can stop pretending to misunderstand us.
>>220107765sounds like you are trying to out-smart God like a lawyer
>>220107830
>>220107838Except that’s literally what the NT says. Please try harder
>>220099399he was legit flipping pages for like 50 seconds and he gave up and was like ah this one's good enough
>>220097711It's easier than you think, there's a trick to it.Zakir Naik doesn't need to memorize everything, since Allah speaks through him, while Russell Brand merely tries to remember text.
>>220107868so if the ten commandments no longer apply, then why do you have to confess to your priest if you break them?
>>220107838how? i am talking about confession as being a sincere admission of guilt, rather than sins as if they are produced widgets that i have to keep track of on an excel spreadsheet. I know I am a sinner, I know that I sin, I know what sins are bothering me and hurting me and I will confess those.
>>220107865when you die, everyone you thought was your ally will complain that you didn't die fast enough.
>>220103385>you fucked at 16, i fucked at 16, it's fine.brave assumption to make on here
>>220107907Show me where anyone said the Ten Commandments no longer apply
>>220106138Elaborate
>>220107798Much of the Hebraic law was a typology of the perfection of Christ, and that even in following all of those laws we still fall short and can become stiffnecked following the rules because them's the rules and not because of any love for God.Christ came and fulfilled the law, and even doubled down saying "you know THOSE rules, well I say if you even look at a woman lustfully, that's adultery"
>>220107985Do you think God is going to fall for your wordgames, chuddie?
>>220107756>Remember when atheists used to know the Bible better than most Christians?yeah and atheists won so hard that christfags completely quit engaging
>>220107907the ten commandments DO apply, anon. Are you being for real right now or just trolling. the ten commandments apply because they are explicitly mentioned in the New Covenant of Christ. Mark 10:17-22. Deuteronomy 4:13.
>>220100016That sounds like really good advice tbqh, I don’t see what’s funny about that
>>220108024>Deuteronomy 4:13.umm... sweatie...
>>220108018Idk about that.Lennox has dog walked Dawkins, Singer, and the usual atheist suspectsAlex O Connor has multiple times conceded his talking points are BS. The decline of Christianity has stabilized and is even exploding in new places. Things aren't looking good for atheism+
>>220107914>>220107676>>220107439Here's a good list of things that need to be confessed.
So the civil law the jews followed is obsolete through Christ's fulfillment? That means being gay is cool now right?
>>220100016>Designated shitting fields are commanded by GodApologize, chuds.
>>220108018That is true, they did stop engaging for a few years. Then they came back stronger than ever and atheists have been flailing impotently for over a decade since then
>>220108088Can't wait for the chudcel gymnastics
>>220108088No. Read a book sometime. Get some media literacy.
>>220108018People grew up and realized THE EPIC BACON HITCHSLAP of "If God is so good and real, why did my dog die and make me cry" isn't an argument
>>220108024oops didnt mean to quote deuteronomy. i meant Colossians 2:16–17 and Romans 13:9
>>220108152also Galatians 3:24–25>24 So the law was our guardian until Christ came that we might be justified by faith. 25 Now that this faith has come, we are no longer under a guardian.
>>220108147No response lmao, just pure seething>>220108152too late, chud, you already admitted that you can't distinguish between the OT and NT. its over.
Atheists will unironically never recover from the fedora tipping memesKinda crazy that an entire school of philosophical thought became irrelevant overnight because it got owned so hard by an internet meme
jesus to russell brand and all the other christian griftershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2FaC22uhEg
>>220108088Romans 1:26-27Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
>>220108191Nice projectio
>>220107756>Remember when atheists used to know the Bible better than most Christians?This still is true
>>220108224Nah, I haven’t seen a legitimately good argument from an atheist in over a decade atp. It’s unironically over
>>220108198i wonder what nick fuentes would feel in his heart of hearts listening to this.
>>220108206Jesus never said anything against being gay though
>>220108193God still isn't real
>>220108224i dont think this is true at all, except for alex o' connor but thats because he is genuinely approaching it from good faith and even wants to believe, but simply cant.
>>220108266Hes had a couple nuggets, like some chatter tried to do that tradchud shit of "I'm Christian, which means I'm tough and cool, and I don't take shit from anyone" to which he said (paraphrasing)"actual Christianity would have you do stuff you think is effeminate and gay"
>>220108258Nobody has ever seen a good argument from a christian everNot that this should matter for you, given that you will never be christian
>>220108258Magic isn't real you retard
>>220108087>Ouija boardslmao
>>220108193tradlarping chuds are the new atheists
>>220108309i am not here to judge, but i wonder if when he observes his own conduct, behaviour and beliefs that he genuinely believes he is emulating Christ. i think that this phrase, though a bit corny, needs to make a comeback, and that is; "What Would Jesus Do?"
>>220108288>>220108315>>220108317This is the pinnacle of modern atheist thought. You had your moment in the spotlight and completely blew it and now no one will ever take you seriously again.
>>220097790i tried, and I wont lie, it's mostly confusing and boring.
>>220108368A friend of mine has started using "Is this what you want to be doing when Jesus comes back" and it's definitely helped me rethink some habits
>>220108365Repeating this won’t make it true, tranny. Kinda like insisting you’re a woman
>>220108295>i dont think this is true at allThe last decade has only proven it more true though
>>220108386Except the habit for posting on 4chan, which no real christian would ever do
>>220108315God is the necessary precondition for Logic, Reason, the Self, knowledge and all knowledge claims, as well as morality.
>>220108370Oh no, the retarded pedophile who got brainwashed into believing in fairy tales won't take me seriously anymore, oh noooooo(that was sarcasm in case you couldn't tell)
>>220108361You shouldn't be consulting with the occult. That includes psychics/mediums.
>>220108365The2010s Chud is nonsensical, because hating something doesn't exist is nonsensical. It would make more sense to hate the followers of the non-existent deity in question. The 2020s Chud makes perfect sense though, Trannies really aren't women, and hating them is hilariously easy to justify.Shitty image, overall, doesn't really have the punch whoever made it intended it to have.
>>220108396To this day, the first thing the average person thinks of when they hear the word “atheism” is a fat smelly neckbeard incel, and that will most likely never change
>>220108414Which god? Zeus? Odin? There are so many gods!
>>220108414Got an argument for that insane claim, chuddie?
>>220108370Stupid meme images don't make your imaginary friend real, retard.
Atheism fumbled the bag when it decided to join itself at the hip to trannies and homosexuals. Literally what were they thinking?
>>220108436>To this day, the first thing the average person thinks of when they hear the word “atheism” is a fat smelly neckbeard incelThat's nice, still not believing in your stupid fairy tales, no matter how much you try to insult me for not believing in your stupid fairy tales.
>>220108443Only the Jewish God is realisn't that right, chuddies?
>>220108463People like you are keeping alive the stereotype of the angry virgin atheist. I thank you for your service.
>>220108443no other God is defined as omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent other than the Abrahamic God.
>>220108193believing in nothing is just really lame as a cultural movement. There's no thrust to it. It's flaccid. Plus, it only took off in a big way like it did as backlash against Bush, and all of that shit is ancient history now.
>>220108529>AbrahamicSo... Jewish
>>220108480I don’t care if you believe or not. I’m satisfied knowing you’re going to be a miserable friendless faggot the rest of your life
>>220108443Probably the one with historical and archaeological evidence, accompanied by eyewitness testimony>>220108458Do you believe absolute truth exists?
>>220108509Whatever you say, bud. Jebus still never rose from the dead and your religion is still a gigantic waste of time, fag.
>>220108555I have lots of friends, because I don't insult people for not believing in your stupid fairy tales.You should try it sometime!
>>220108549Chuds think they're the real jews
>>220108193You say it's a meme but most atheistfags were exactly like that, just overweight faggots posing as intellectual superiors
>>220108549...yes? what are you implying here? the Abrahamic God is the God of the Jews, Christians and Muslims. It's just that we as Christians disagree with Jews and Muslims on their conception of who God is.
>>220104336>get called a cuck>walks off his own show
>>220108581Jews are bastards the villains of the world NWO propaganda fuckers
>>220108558If God can be proven by empirical evidence as well as logic, then why do religious people keep going on about muh faith?
>>220108558>Probably the one with historical and archaeological evidence, accompanied by eyewitness testimonyAh, of course, Amaterasu, the Japanese goddess of the sun. Excellent choice!
Idk why but every atheist post just gives off the vibe that they’re seethe-crying and LITERALLY SHAKING at their computer, like talking about religion in any capacity makes them relive all of their childhood trauma at once and it just breaks their brain. I’m not even religious but I would never admit to being an atheist because associating with you people is a social death sentence.
>>220097585how the fuck do you not just memorize some Bible verses you retarded grifter? I'm not especially religious and I can still quote at least a handful of EPIC INSPIRING Bible quotes to show off my piety if I need to.
>>220108592So you're saying that only the Jewish god is real and that the other ones are just made-up nonsenseYou are SO CLOSE to getting it...
You know, I really like the idea of being religious. I just wish religion wasn't incomprehensible schizo nonsense, and literally any of it made sense.
>>220108603except their religious teachings, those can't be propaganda otherwise you wouldn't claim to worship them, right chud?
>>220108607Because “faith” isn’t referring to having faith in Jesus existing. That’s a proven fact. Read a fucking book.
>>220097711Not all of it.
>>220108592>the Abrahamic God is the God of the Jews, Christians and MuslimsWhich of those came first again?
>>220108607>empirically prove God.You can't empirically prove logic, you just assume it exists, and ground it in nothing.
>>220106916Nobody liked him on his american show and got cancelled.Got onto a britbong morning tv show, nobody liked him and got sacked.Now he just does his youtube show.
>>220103237A good majority of evangelical Protestants call out prosperity gospel heresy but you can't tell the difference between the two so here you are looking like a true dipshit.
>>220101252And thats the bottom line
>>220108654Why would I need a book to have muh faith??
>>220108576>>220108577I accept your concessions
>>220108686I never said that I can empirically prove logic, incel, why are you strawmanning like that? very desperate
>>220108686logical axioms are brute facts
>>220097711Because Muslims, while retarded, do actually believe their dumbass religion. all the recent Christian nationalist bullshit is a giant grift job
>>220108705????You’ve become so emotional you’re just spamming incoherent nonsense now. Did you get raped as a kid or something? Why is this all so triggering for you?
>>220108772>Did you get raped as a kid or somethingNo I wasn't raised catholic
>>220108763do they actually understand what they profess to believe though?
>>220099868The christcuck truly is the most gullible retard when the most obvious frauds who don't know shit about the religion still fool them. >>220099359>jumping on the Christian trainNatural evolution of the tradlarping, but also zero barrier to entry. Like with Trump not knowing jack shit about the Bible, or screwing up the basics of how you refer to a verse when he was given one to reference, it doesn't matter. The christcucks haven't read the fucking book either. >>220097585Meanwhile previously "skeptical" retards like this can try to wash away having two dozen rape allegations with some handwaving about "Jesus forgives, specifically me, I dindu nuffin and now you must forgive me too". Three legs on the evolution of kikery, judaism, christcuckery and mudslimes. Coincidentally the biggest boils on the ass of the universe.
>>220103371Pretty smart, honestly. If Hitler couldn’t do it, Hadrian couldn’t do it, with god damn armies, then what the hell are we gonna do with le heckin epic memes and podcasts?
>>220108798Shalom
>>220099868>All the peoples of the earth are regarded as nothing. He does as he pleases with the powers of heaven and the peoples of the earth. No one can hold back his hand or say to him: “What have you done?"
>>220108759So you believe in logic despite an inability to prove it? That's interesting>>220108759Sure, I just have a lot fewer brute facts than you.
>>220108864The traditional greeting of the people who came up with the religion you pretend to believe in
>it’s another “atheists desperately insist they’re still relevant” threadyawnreddit is over there
>its another "chuds desperately insist they're christian" threadyawnpol is over there
You will never be a Christian. You have no faith, no knowledge of the bible or real interest in religious practice. You are a deranged incel larping as a religious person. All the 'validation' you get is from other tradlarpers. Real christians look at you with disgust and consider you a spiteful degenerate freak. You will never be catholic. You wrench out a fake prayer every morning and hope that it somehow triggers and owns the libtards. Eventually the lack of sex will be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment, knowing that you would have never given them grandchildren anyway. They will bury you without giving you a christian burial since everyone knew you were larping anyway.
>>220108879Only Israel can save us from Yahweh. Killing Jesus was like firing a warning shot at God. Stay away, fucker.
>>220108887>Sure, I just have a lot fewer brute facts than you.I have no idea what you could possibly mean by this
>>220108887>God creates the whole universe, creates the earth creates all of the people in it, creates wonders, and incredible animals like whales and mastadons>decides his favourite thing ever, is a specific tribe of middle easterners, who literally do nothing but disobey him, and behave like fucking assholesBros, I think the writers of this material may have had a personal bias...
I remember like 10 years ago when admitting to being religious got you a bunch of weird looks from your friends but now it’s almost the exact opposite. Nobody likes atheists, not even other atheists. Just a thoroughly miserable people.
>>220109034too long, didnt read. still dont care about jesus
>>220109042>favorite Read the book, it gets real good around Matthew>>220109039You have to assume all of these axioms arbitrarily and independently exist, and frankly, you can't even necessarily assume them absolutely true. I ground them in the mind of God.
>>220109043If you actually believe something, whether its god or not believing in god why would you care what others think?
>>220109038you kikels will order up another 6 million I'm sure
>>220108597He's picking up free wins from these people.
>>220099868Luke 23: 43>And what's YOUR favourite Bible movie?Jagten.
>>220107942Charlie Kirk is literally burning in a pile of shit in hell while being fucked by satan
>>220099295He doesn't know
>>220109107The vast majority of atheists only adopted it because they want to impress people, and I find it very humorous it only ever has the opposite effect
>>220109315James 4:11-12: "There is only one lawgiver and judge, he who is able to save and to destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?"
>>220109043keep repeating it chud, maybe it'll come true
>>220109315Die mad tranny, you lost
>>220109416Tranny projection
>>220109400>>220109426>Absolutely seething lol
>>220109551Praying for you
>>220109593Thanks!Thats what I like about you cuckholds. You always turn the other cheek.
>>220104810Based Ye. Shame the jews got their hooks back into him again
>>220099737it's a pretty morally inconsistent text in my experienceyou can make a case for a lot of stuff using it as a weapon
>>220108436>To this day, the first thing the average person thinks of when they hear the word “atheism” is a fat smelly neckbeard incelThe "average person" IS an atheist you retardhttps://www.npr.org/2024/01/24/1226371734/religious-nones-are-now-the-largest-single-group-in-the-u-s
>>220109400Kind of ironic, given that Charlie Kirk's job was judging his neighbor for things like skin color and sexuality
