You miss the point by liking them
The Autobots fucking suck dude
11/10 childhood kino
>>220099121Okay, yeah, whatever.
they look like fist of the north star minor villains or vice versa
>>220099121My brother had these toys when the movie came out
>>220099816I remember walking by the toy section in Wal-Mart when this movie was released and all the soldier action figures were sold out and all the monster ones were still on the shelves kekThe boys truly did not give a fuck they were the bad guys
>>220099121I liked this movie when I watched as a child. It made me sad when the indian died. Wait a minute ahaha I may be mixing things up, the indian toy dying is another movie ahaha Crazy. But anyway, this movie is cool. I liked it.
>>220099121>Brick bazooka blow those nigger gorgonites away!
>they we le bad becauseWait, why were they le bad?
I had the playmat game, good times.The Gorgonites were very memorable like zany Tazmanian voodoo man or rockfist simpleguy or their leader thundercat. The rhino guy was fuckin sweet too. The baddies were great baddies but not as memorable when they're "human with a bad attitude #1, #2, #3" etc.
>>220099969They were trying to kill the boy
>>220099121All they did is what they were programmed to do.
>>220100037They fucked the dad up pretty good i remember.
>>220100037Was he helping the gorgonites?
>>220099121This movie was fucking garbage with some dope ass effects. Joe Dante is a fucking hack. Michael Bay did what Joe Dante couldn't do. Both rated PG-13.
>>220099121These dudes were so cool back in the day
I sort of remember someone related to this movie dying before it was released or right after, cant remember now
>>220099121they shouldn't have made them likable them, that's on the one's who made it not the audience
>>220099121Why is chip the only normal looking one of the lot?
>>220099884Yeah I forgot what the good guy monster ones were called and my mom bought him Archer, too (the good monster leader) but Chip Hazard was his dude.
>>220100419Uhh which one is he again?
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/WNSHeNj4sO8?si=wPOihZiuDAE6acuP
I vaguely remember this movie being unpleasant and bad
>>220099121I just noticed Avatar stole their plot from this.
>>220100419To look like the actors? I think the gap tooth one is Ernest Borgnine.
Gorgonzolas 4 lyfe
>>220099121The original Quaritch
>>220099121The creator's intent is irrelevant to me. I transcend the point by liking them.
>walk in>see thiswat do?
>>220099121Oh ok, write them as jokes and ruin them mr jew. Like you do with every other character/s that people enjoy. Fucking cunt prick
>>220099121Gary Sinise looking motherfucker on the right
>>220101360>Dear Diary, Jackpot
>>220099121>cool toy design that I absolutely would've played with as a kid>funny and interesting personalities>genuine camaraderie with eachother, mourn eachothers deaths, etc.>arent an eyesore like most of the gorgonitesThe Commando Elite were elite
>>220099121why did they make the black one the biggest and tallest?
Pretty gay no japanese toy studio has decided to make modern toys of these guys like they did with stuff like Robocop.
Kill gorgonites. Behead gorgonites. Roundhouse kick a gorgonite into the concrete. Slam dunk a gorgonite baby into the trashcan. Defecate in a gorgonites food. Launch gorgonites into the sun. Stir fry gorgonites in a wok. Toss gorgonites into active volcanoes. Urinate into a gorgonites gas tank. Judo throw gorgonites into a wood chipper. Twist gorgonites heads off. Report gorgonites to the IRS. Karate chop gorgonites in half. Trap gorgonites in quicksand. Crush gorgonites in the trash compactor. Liquefy grogonites in a vat of acid. Eat gorgonites. Dissect gorgonites. Exterminate gorgonites in the gas chamber. Stomp gorgonite skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gorgonites in the oven. Lobotomize gorgonites. Mandatory abortions for gorgonites. Grind gorgonite fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown gorgonites in fried chicken grease. Vaporize gorgonites with a ray gun. Kick old gorgonites down the stairs. Feed gorgonites to alligators. Slice gorgonites with a katana.
>>220099121Mohawk guy is the only interesting one.
>>220099121>>220101543Gorgonites:>slow to learn>ugly, mismatched>cowardly>reliant on others and reactive>vaguely "nice"Commando Elite>sharp>funny- but tough-looking, and unified appearance>loyal>resourceful and crafty>bold and goal-oriented
>>220101690I like the far right's jewish mug the most
>>220100478Wrong!This is the thread theme:https://youtu.be/Rusl58vZb2Y?si=5ejO9L_2JGRFAP6K
>>220101788Jerry Goldsmith always brings the kino scores
>Goron?!>It's Gorgon, Moron!
>>220100650I mean, JC's Avatar is just a western/native american movie in spaceNot that it's a bad thing or anything>>220100465the guy with white hait
>>220099121friends mom asked me which toy I wanted for christmas. I said chip hazard. she said the bad guy? I was devastated. He's not a bad guy.
>>220101788You are like little child. Watch this;https://youtu.be/GnZ8f3cyX38?si=bFhqxyKLFN0vpD6L&t=353
>>220099121There's nothing wrong with liking charismatic villains.>>220101543The Gorgonites were as cool looking, it's just that they were a bunch of faggots.
>>220100262I dont know for sure but ima say Hartman
>>220102358well...what do we have here?
