>>220103879W-why was she making that face bros...
>>220103879Turkish delights aren't even that good. The best flavor is rose and it's still whatever. I could see why they'd be great for a child during the Blitz but they don't have a place in the modern day.
>>220103879i wanna eat her turkish delight
>>220103879Anyone who tells you Turkish delights are tasty is a retarded tastelet.
>>220103879I want a beautiful, emotionally distant older woman to feed me a tiny cupcake and look at me like that as her fingers enter my mouth and the smell of her flesh mingles with the sweetness of the icing. Her other hand holding my head still, the tips of her fingernails pressing sharply against the skin on the back of my neck, we hold eye contact as I listen to her long, controlled breaths.
God I love predatory hags...
>>220103879>The candy is the color of female carnal effulgenceCoincidence?
>>220106470>the tips of her fingernails pressing sharply against the skin on the back of my neckJesus. This just brought me back to fifth grade (actually the same year and same teacher who showed the class Narnia)We had our DARE assembly on the same day as my birthday, my parents didn’t show up and I was all alone, but on the way back to my class, we were all walking in line. I felt two fingernails squeeze the back of my neck and got pulled out of the line. The teacher got close to my ear and whispered “I know today was your birthday, but we’ll celebrate your special day tomorrow. Okay?” I locked eyes, quietly nodded, and she placed me back in line, still with her fingernails.Fuck me I still get horny as SHIT from that
>>220103879based
>>220103879If the nips knew about Narnia they'd have a version where Edward marries the Witch, fixes her and then rules Narnia with his siblings and has a happily ever after. And Susan is supremely jealous because the most retarded of the Pervensies managed a 10/10 cutie with a fairytale romance attached while she's forced to arbitrate between Centaurs and talking horses.
>>220109323>while she's forced to arbitrate between Centaurs and talking horses.Somehow I don't think she'd mind.