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is very troubling and I want to see more mummies
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>>220107864
they had their time, now mummies are a joke thanks to that last mummy movie with tom cruise
I'd rather see a historical movie, preferably from before Cleopatra, since that also has been done to death
Also no fucking exodus or jewish propaganda, seriously, I'm pretty sure we have a lot of preserved records about other periods of time in ancient Egypt
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>>220108101
You just know Hollywood would make the entire cast black and have the movie banned in Egypt because of that, I think its better to forget about that time period in movies at this point
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I want an ancient Egyptian mummy gf, bros...
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>>220107864
They would be all black actors because we wuz kangs
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>>220107864

Jews think you've had enough of that stuff, thank you.
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>>220108101
Cleopatra movies are basically greco-roman movies anyway. But they'd probably just default to making a king tut movie despite they're not actually being anything that remarkable about his reign.
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I wanna Nut movie
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>>220108505
she's naked in most depictions, anon.
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>>220107864
Nobody wants to touch it anymore because blacks would literally riot if it was historically accurate but most filmmakers don’t want to pander
So all you’ll ever get is the shameless pandering schlock like the recent Netflix slop
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what are some other big characters in egypt lore besides this little slut
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>>220108796
If I made an egyptian film, the only character I'd make black is Sobek, and I would turn him into a big lipped alligator
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>>220109023
uh, based?
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>>220107864
who is your Egypt/Mummy waifu /tv/?
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>>220108505
is that bayonetta
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>>220109714
Princess Ahmanet
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What were they thinking here?
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>>220110089
They were trying to get it on that greek mythology fad of the early 2010's but with Egypt
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>>220107864
This is pretty good, I also like the Eloquent Peasant short
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>>220109843
actually, being reminded of this:
>>220110089
I change my answer!
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>>220108822
that's good cunny
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Imhotep: Book of Wisdom, directed by Ridley Scott
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>>220107864
Ancient Egypt movies need to concentrate more on the incest of the royal families
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>tfw no Afrique du Nord gf
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Is Mummy 2017 good?
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>>220111201
no its bad
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>>220111334
I like the theme music though, even if it is very Avengers-derivative
https://youtu.be/jovXQURJ4-o?si=rmukyEenQ8j16361
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>>220111774
>even if it is very Avengers-derivative
I think that was the exact problem with the movie, trying to be that or set it up
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>>220111201
better than blumhouse trash "mummy" they play in theatres now
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>>220112585
true. but at least we have the Dark Universe at Universal Epic Universe. The Monster's Unchained ride there is based beyond belief.
no I won't "buy an ad". I'm doing this for free
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>>220112658
the egyptian milf should still have sex with me tho
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>>220112732
>iconic monsters
>randomly-inserted girl with a crossbow
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>>220112732
seriously why did they ever think this was ever going to be a "hit"
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Still waiting...
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>>220108822
>what are some other big characters in egypt lore besides this little slut
Plenty of them, on top od my head lets see...
For kings: Ramesses II, Tuthmose III, Pepi I, Cheops and Cheffren, Djoser, Akenaten.
Queens: Hatchepaut, Nefertari and Nefertiti, Nefersobek, Tuje, Mereitnet,
Others: Senenmut, Imhotep



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