What do you think of the 2000 comedy movie Bedazzled?
I think she actually is the devil for still being a stunner in 2026
>>220107969i think the ending is kind of grim. basing all of your happiness on finding a girl that looks identical to the ex that doesn't love you isn't healthy, but its every mans dream
>>220107969>"I wish I had a big penis">turns him blackI never got this joke.
>>220107969better than the original, kino for sure
>>220107969It fills me with intertia
>>220107969Worth watching for Liz Hurley, and not much else
Pure Christcuckery. You want to know one of the most retarded things christians do? Say grace before meals. "Thank you god for creating me with the weakness of needing food to survive and Im giving you credit for the food I am able to aquire". Fucking lowest common denominator slave morality stockholm syndrome bullshit.
>>220107969Never seen it. Is there juice weezing?
>>220107969preJUST fraser was my celeb crush
>>220108071I'm more atheist than you but seething about christian things like praying before a meal is the most retarded thing only a troon would do
>>220108071food's pretty good yeah
>>220108139You're missing the point. If god created man he could have created man without weaknesses you didn't need him to overcome. It stockholm syndrome bullshit.
>>220108174are you saying you don't like food
Que ridiculo
>>220108192I don't. Eating is a chore. I have to do it or I'll die but the textures and effort of chewing is so fucking tedious. I can't stand this bullshit.
Very good movie. Kino in fact. Showcases Berndan's acting chops to play all those other versions and Liz is forever a babe.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxcKmOUGY2w
VHHHHH AUNT LIZZIE OH GOD YES YES YES FUCK HAAA HAAAA
>>220108296sounds like you oughtta get that checked out
british sex devil sex
>>220108071>Stupid Christians and their gratitudeDo we still say weird flex, but okay?
Is this even on any streaming service currently? Been meaning to rewatch it
It's a fundamental movie that plays decently with some Christian beliefs, but it really doesn't understand Chrsitianity, our relationship with the devil, or the devil's relationship with God. What it does with the concept isn't disrespectful though, so I think it's fine.
>>220108912*fun little movie*Phonepostin
>>220108042He has a little one it's a joke because blacks really have little dicks look up what women say about shaq
>>220107969I never understood what was so bad about the athlete one, other than being dumb. A small penis couldn't be that bad, then I saw what a microdick looks like, you can't even fap.
>>220108838it's on disney plus i watched it earlier today
>>220108071Yeah it's horrible to show gratitude... I mean scientific research disproves that, but who cares about science when it doesn't line up with my deep-seated hypocrisy
>>220107969I thought it was great up until it turned OP into a flaming homosexual
>>220108296Based. This thread full o' feedfags
>>220109117Shaq probably has an average size penis (8 inches) but it looks small on his massive frame, a dwarf with the same size would look enormous
>>220107969I think the original is funnierhttps://youtu.be/LmN1dTCRclU
>>220107969during its runtime, she is the most attractive woman you have ever seen. it's kino.
>>220110928>8 inchesThis is concerning.
>>220107969Brendan Fraser was miscasted. He's too handsome to play an asocial geek and not good enough of an actor to make us forget about his looks
>>220111983should have been bill murray