/tv/ - ITT: We pretend we're in a movie theater. - Television & Film

Anonymous

04/27/26(Mon)21:24:49 No.220108079

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Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:24:49 No.220108079 Archived

ITT: We pretend we're in a movie theater.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:26:08 No.220108115

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:26:08 No.220108115

*farts loudly* *munches on popcorn loudly* *takes out cell phone*
HEY PAULIE YEAH IM NOT DOIN ANYTHIN WHATS UP

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:26:16 No.220108116

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:26:16 No.220108116

>>220108079
American here. I don't go to the movie theater, because I try not to get shot.
Not a joke btw. I have a hard and fast rule not to go in dense public crowds.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:26:23 No.220108121

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:26:23 No.220108121

>>220108079
> SHHHHHH!

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:26:32 No.220108122

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:26:32 No.220108122

Is that Fantastic 4? Why is she talking about monkeys?

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:30:20 No.220108208

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:30:20 No.220108208

>>220108116

I thought I was the only one. I usually try to figure out an exit strategy if that happens, but each iteration of my planned escape ends up with me dying.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:31:22 No.220108237

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:31:22 No.220108237

*Takes out phone to take a picture of the title of movie and post it on Instagram for likes*

This shit happened to me the other day... So many people doing that shit it was annoying!

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:34:08 No.220108318

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:34:08 No.220108318

>>220108208
Yeah I know people that went through a shooting and see it constantly in the news. I get the picture.
You think it wouldn't happen to you until you're the dumbass sitting in the back of a movie theatre of 100 people and chud9000 comes striding in with his duster jacket on and an AR held high. Oh
Not doing it until guns are banned. Simple as

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:37:21 No.220108397

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:37:21 No.220108397

>>220108121

Dundundun dun dun dun dun dun da dunnnnn

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:40:06 No.220108468

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:40:06 No.220108468

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>>220108208
>each iteration of my planned escape ends up with me dying
kek

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:56:31 No.220108942

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:56:31 No.220108942

>Spills my beans

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)21:56:59 No.220108955

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)21:56:59 No.220108955

Ugh.. Fuck. Who spilled beans?

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:00:40 No.220109085

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:00:40 No.220109085

>that one guy who opens a can of soda and gets chuckles

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:02:04 No.220109131

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:02:04 No.220109131

Sorry for the delay, lads. I was giving Robert a hard time over him applying the singles tax to my crab legs, so he told the penis inspectors to take their time.
Is the whole squad here, or did someone get sent to the popcorn mines for smuggling in falcon chow?

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:11:18 No.220109410

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:11:18 No.220109410

Excuse me but some of us are trying to ENJOY this blacked JAV...

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:13:06 No.220109464

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:13:06 No.220109464

Oh gee these peeling theatre seats rustle my prolapse like sandpaper it hurts!

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:17:15 No.220109584

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:17:15 No.220109584

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Uh...guys? This dude sitting at the end of our row is creeping me out.
Is the designated shooter policy still in effect in this kinoplex?

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:18:10 No.220109608

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:18:10 No.220109608

MCCLOUD

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:18:54 No.220109632

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:18:54 No.220109632

EY DOWN IN FRONT PINT SIZE

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:19:53 No.220109661

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:19:53 No.220109661

>>220108079
3rd world movie theatre like america or india?
or 1st world like japan and portugal?
the experience is very different

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:21:41 No.220109704

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:21:41 No.220109704

>>220108318
Tfw you die while watching some capeshit

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:24:58 No.220109808

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:24:58 No.220109808

>moonwalk into the theater an hour into the movie
>runs up and down the steps cropdusting those with an aisle seat
>pulls the fire alarm on the way out

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:28:16 No.220109907

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:28:16 No.220109907

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Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:30:44 No.220109980

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:30:44 No.220109980

>>220108079
TALKS LOUD CLAPS ANNOYS EVEYONE

t. nigger

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:31:22 No.220109997

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:31:22 No.220109997

>>220108079
You dumb fucks call cinemas theaters and art theaters when referring to the art.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:42:46 No.220110328

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:42:46 No.220110328

>>220109907

kek

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:44:02 No.220110364

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:44:02 No.220110364

*beats off furiously*

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:45:24 No.220110406

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:45:24 No.220110406

>>220109997

whoa.. just take it easy, man.

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:46:12 No.220110425

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:46:12 No.220110425

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>>220110364

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:50:08 No.220110538

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:50:08 No.220110538

If a good looking woman appears on screen, I'm gonna masturbate

Anonymous
04/27/26(Mon)22:50:14 No.220110540

Anonymous 04/27/26(Mon)22:50:14 No.220110540

>>220110364
Settle down peewee

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:16:03 No.220112784

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:16:03 No.220112784

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*CRUNCH* *CRUNCH* *CRUNCH* *CRUNCH*

*MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH* *MUNCH*

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:17:17 No.220112817

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:17:17 No.220112817

*rattles buncha crunch box*
*burps*
*points at the nigga eating beans*
>"AYO, THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS!"

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:17:24 No.220112819

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:17:24 No.220112819

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anyone want to netflix and chill?

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:18:51 No.220112851

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:18:51 No.220112851

THAT'S GOTTA HURT

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:23:09 No.220112940

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:23:09 No.220112940

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*checks phone on max brightness*
*incel cinemabros seethe around me*

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:27:07 No.220113033

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:27:07 No.220113033

>>220108116
>he doesn't go to the movies with homemade armor, an m16 and a sawed-off shotgun in case some shit goes down

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:30:44 No.220113109

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:30:44 No.220113109

>>220108079
>Don't live in America
>Don't have to worry about being shot when going to the plex (Or anywhere else for that matter)
Feels good.

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:32:44 No.220113145

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:32:44 No.220113145

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Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)00:33:45 No.220113167

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)00:33:45 No.220113167

>>220113109
>Not worrying about brownoids
where do you live? The Moon?

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)01:34:11 No.220114511

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)01:34:11 No.220114511

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me, in the way back

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)01:42:01 No.220114695

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)01:42:01 No.220114695

>>220108121
>hey fuck you!

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)02:20:35 No.220115333

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)02:20:35 No.220115333

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>>220108079
>ITT: We pretend we're in a movie theater.

"AYO, THAT NIGGA FINNA SHOOT YO ASS!"

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)04:58:48 No.220117621

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)04:58:48 No.220117621

>>220108397
>>220108121
based James L Brooks posters

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)05:01:59 No.220117671

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)05:01:59 No.220117671

>>220113167
he won't say cuz he's an obsessed faggot

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)08:06:02 No.220119936

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)08:06:02 No.220119936

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>hi can i have one ticket please
>sir, please choose a seat
>*points at the seat that is furthest away from everyone else*

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)08:21:46 No.220120123

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)08:21:46 No.220120123

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HEY FELLOW AMERICANS I'M A SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED LOSER THAT'S NEVER TRIED TO APPLY MYSELF OR EVEN PUT A BASIC AMOUNT OF EFFORT INTO ANYTHING YET I EXPECT THE WORLD TO CATER TO ME WITH NO EFFORT ON MY PART AND BECAUSE IT DOESN'T NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU A BUNCH OF POWERLESS PEOPLE WHO NEVER DID WRONG BY ME AND ARE IN NO POSITION TO CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT SOCIETY AND ARE JUST TRYING TO DEAL WITH THEIR OWN PROBLEMS AND STRUGGLES THAT FOOLISHLY DECIDED TO TRY AND GO OUT AND ESCAPE FROM THEIR WORRIES FOR JUST TWO HOURS BY WATCHING A FUN MOVIE DON'T WORRY I EXPLAINED WHY I'M DOING THIS IN MY 40 PAGE MANIFESTO THAT'S MOSTLY JUST A TIRADE AGAINST MINORITIES AND WOMEN INTERSPERSED WITH PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL PSYCHOLOGY RAMBLINGS AND OUTRIGHT INCORRECT HISTORICAL FACTS I READ ON TWITTER AND 4CHAN'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT BOARD!
>*pew pew pew*

Anonymous
04/28/26(Tue)08:22:30 No.220120139

Anonymous 04/28/26(Tue)08:22:30 No.220120139

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>>220108079