>You can have anything you want.
she nailed the crack whore look
>>220113243Dumbledore must really not have approved of miscegenation
she's like a 4/10. you guys have no standards
Excellent, I'll tell you exactly what I want: What I WANT is a complete and final end to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least the books were good though"No!"The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>220113341>shes a x/10who cares. you either want to fuck her or not. this idiotic crap of comparing to others is virgin behaviour
>>220113410a sophisticated man has a range of >definitely not>maybe if im more drunk>sure if shes down>rape
>>220113307he can't risk more Dark wizards being born...
>>220113243>man in a diner late at night>cute waitress approaches>"You can have anything you want.">smash cut to both of them fuckingDoes this happen in real life?
>>220113631no, maybe one day youll learn that television is not real life, not even close
>>220113243I think it's mostly younger guys that go for chicks that look like this cause it's all they've ever known or been around, which is a depressing thought (for them)
>>220113631This hasn't happened to you? I'm afraid that means it's already over, anon.
cute black milf JOI
>>220113396holy based
>>220113243>We'll take the lot!I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of sex. What I said was: Give me all the sex you have. Do you understand? All the holes, including nostrils and ears. Urethra is a given. Hands, feet, armpits.
>>220116628>I know what I'm about, Ron.
Elarica Johnson
>>220113243Can I have an ethnically white Britain then?
>>220113396THANK you for actually spacing the "No!" correctly
>>220113341>4/10sure whatever you say anon
>>220118579Jesus I forgot how much he sucked>Waitress decides to flirt with...>a 5'4" child-accountant who jerks his head and arms every time he pronounces a syllableI was tricked into rewatching one of the later Harry Potters a year ago and I was STUNNED with how fucking bad of an actor he was. I had to look him up to find an explanation, and lo and behold he literally has a disorder where he can't control his body or face. He's medically diagnosed as shit at acting.
>>220119314>don't you know, after plastic lip surgery, applying 2 hour make-up and running 20 Instagram filters, this woman appears significantly more attractiveWow, what a gotcha.
>>220113243>Oi, can I have mushy peas with that, love?
>>220113557Is he playing Tonks?
>>220119976>and a side of curreh soss
>>220113341she's black so 0/10. this 4chan dot org (formerly 4channel), we dont have to pretend to be nice here
>>220113243Harry gets aids
>>220119890this woman has had no surgery or filters applied to her photos moron
I just finished rewatching this series and I kind of hate that. It's always bittersweet at the end and I wish I could just spend more time there. Weirdly I was never that into harry potter, but I seem to enjoy it more and more on rewatches, not even the movies which range from okay to middling, just being immersed.
>>220113243Chocolate cake, a Gameboy, and me.
>>220119430>He's medically diagnosed as shit at acting.Like you can do better, anon.
>>220113243Someone with hair like that shouldn't be working in the food industry.
>>220119314That looks like a completely different person
>>220113396Based.
>>220120195agreed. I would go as far as to say someone with hair like that shouldn't be in england or anywhere else in the west but I digress
>>220113243>“What I want is to save my boy Harry from being ensnared and cooked in your voodoo stew you nappy haired juggaboo bitch!” screamed Dumbledore calmly, before stretching his legs with suprising vigor for a man his age.>His jump spinning hook kick connected clean with the dusky waitresses temple, crumpling her instantly.>Harry darted forward to check if she was still conscious. But Dumbledore grabbed him by the shoulders, dragged him to his feet and shook him roughly.>“She’s dead Harry. No muggle slattern has ever survived one of my mighty spells. And not a moment too soon it seems! Why, seems she was leading you on with her darkie malarkey!”>“What the hell professor! I was going to go on a date with her…”>SLAP>Harry’s entire world was rocked, his ears ringing, his face on fire.>“That was a warning Harry. I can’t promise you’ll survive the next one. No more talk of mud sharking. I can’t stand Lucius, but he is right about one thing. Burn the coal pay the toll. And I never pay anyone! Why else do you think I insist on slave labour? Bah! We’ve wasted enough time already!” >Dumbledore kicked over a table, then grabbed Harry by the scruff of the neck, and manhandled Harry onto the platform with his new man paws.>Harry got a sickening sense of deja vu. >“This has all happened before. You’re going to kill me. You’re going to push me under a train because of that girl!”>Dumbledore leaned in closer to Harry than he ever had before. His eyes weren’t just twinkling behind his half moon glasses. They were blazing. Filled with a hundred thousand exploding stars of madness.
>>220120273>“Push you under a train? Nonsense Harry. This is why you shouldn’t be consorting with moon crickets. She’s got to you. Made you jumpy. Distrusting of authority - and I am the only authority. No. No one is going to be pushed under a train tonight. Tonight, Harry, we are going to step out into the night and pursue the only woman you should ever be interested in. Adventure. The next great adventure. I am not scared Harry. I am with you.”>With a final whimsical stretch of his legs, Dumbledore stepped straight in front of the oncoming train, and exploded. Harry was showered in him. >The sheer horror of the moment broke his mind. It was hours later, after long police interviews he had sat through numb (like they were happening to someone else), after the longest shower of his life, that he finally got Dumbledore out of his hair. >But decades later he would still run his hands through what little hair he had left, swearing he could feel his old headmaster, lingering. And he was a good friend.
>>220120215It's from her instainstagram.com/p/CFlGhuqAM3M/
look at this absolute 4 our of ten anons
>>220119976sum vinegar luv on me chips
>>220113243>off cause I can, am arry pooftah, bettah recognize
>>220120361Alright but where are the other six?
>>220113243This chick was in some tacky Starz show about a strip club 3 or 4 years ago.She has an amazing rack.
>>220120268>t. bald incel
>>220113631Not in real life, but in the Potter universe they actually could instantly teleport to fucking.
what's it like dating a girl with an afro
>>220121150the same as dating a girl with straight hairor are you just fishing for some stupid chud answer where I claim that it smells and talks about how she'd flip out if I touched it
>>220113243black could be anywhere
>>220113243>Implying that Harry wasn't there every night to rape her with dirty magic and potions and wasn't just sitting there savoring the moment before.Dumbledore knew too.>I fear I may have stolen a wondrous night from you, Harry.
>>220113341standards are a cope 99% of the time if the woman in question is young, healthy, fertile and lustful over you
>>220121278i don't know man
>>220121150it's fun to touch and just sift your hand through as you sit together, if she likes to be touched, some women do some don't this has nothing to do with race. it smells worse and worse as the days go by because it's very painful for them to wash and mantain their natural hair so they generally just don't, this isn't a 'chud' answer. this is why most black men have short, tightly formed hair styles like corn rows which don't require any maintenance and can easily be rinsed. women like to have lovely hair though, which is sad for black women as their natural hair causes pain to wash and maintain as said, so they compromise by wearing weaves as they don't smell and nor does the minimal real hair beneath smell. busy black women tend to just shave it off and not give a fuck to be practical, hence the classic image of a black office lady who is bald or practically bald. and some black women will grow their natural hair out which does look lovely, like the OP image, and either go through the pain every day and night of maintaining it, or let it stink without shane or consideration. black women with afros in the sixties are such an icon of that era because hippies stank and didn't care. as lovely as a big afro looks, as bed time approaches, that thing is being squashed down in a tight hair net and is not coming out until tomorrow. that's what you'll be seeing during sex almost all of the time.
>>220120852So how do you do that? Use Floo Powder and say "Blonde slut with the huge fucking tits" as your destination?
>>220113243>Harry broke his gaze from the waitress' hot arse and gazed out of the diner window. From the platform across the tracks, an old man with a long beard and flowing robes gazed back through half-moon spectacles. Harry rubbed his eyes in disbelief, but the figure remained.>"You've been reckless this summer, Harry," Dumbledore said as Harry approached. "Why, if I hadn't arrived when I did, I suspect that Negro waitress would have ensnared you in a voodoo trap and cooked you into a stew.">"Actually professor, I was sort of hoping to get her number. She's pretty cute, and I think she was flirting with me. And, you know, I haven't had a date since Cho Chang and I broke up." Harry raised his voice to be heard over the oncoming train. "Isn't it mad how people still object to dating outside your race in this day and age? It's absurd. Speaking of which, Professor, we don't really say things like 'negro' any more, it's considered problemati-">Harry felt a firm shove as the aged wizard stretched his arm, calmly. He stumbled forth onto the tracks, heard the deafening blare of the train's horn, felt the crushing pressure of the impact. And then he felt nothing at all.
>>220121912This is a nonsense answer, it's like you all think black people are mythical creatures or something. I've never encountered any black woman that has a scent other than shampoo to her hair and sometimes hair spray. They don't braid or cornrow their hair because it makes it "easy to rinse" it's just a combination of preferred style and having it out of the way depending on whatever activity they are doing, ie vacation or sports. The exact same reason white women plait their hair. They also often times just put their hair up in pony tails with simple hair ties like all the other women on this planet. Black women do wear their hair shorter more often than other groups of women but it has nothing to do with hygiene, again it's a personal style choice and them just not wanting to do their hair up everyday or go to the saloon constantly, the same reason other women (and men) shave their heads.
>>220113631yes, for Chad.the reason you find it unbelievable is it is for 80% of the male population.the top 20% live in a different world sexually. and since actors are frequently members of the top 20% this life seems normal to them
>>220122263But Harry is 5 foot 5 hobbit, there's no way this is realistic for him.
>>220122263Not because women can act like whores around men means you have to fuck them, that sort of fixes the whole attractive guy fucks everything issue
>>220122193it's not a nonsense answer at all, it wad explained to me by my wife when I kept trying to suggest and eventually outright say that I want her to grow her natural hair out and stop wearing the fucking fake weaves which I hated at the time. she explained how much afro hair hurts to brush and wash, then explained why all the different hair styles exist, why so many black women wear weaves or wigs. everything I explained is completely practical and is just the reality of decision making with hair that is physically painful to work with. it's all completely true.
>>220113243>Dumbledore: “You’ve got Granger right there, and you’re going for the fake chink, the aggressively mid ginger with no personality, and the black Spaceball? Get it together, Potter.”
>>220113243It's about time this post happened
>>220122369Your wife over explained her laziness and poor hygiene anon and you lazily applied it to the other 500 million black women on the planet. Her explanation is wrong and only really applies to her own decisions and her own stinky head.
>>220122433The stupidity surrounding black people never ceases to amaze me. The habits of white women are always their own, but anything asian, black, latina, and mena women do just get unilaterally applied to all other women of those groups.
>>220120368malt vinegar is so fucking good on chips and im saddened that they have like, forgotten this in america
She also played the succubus villain of the Netflix Rondo of Blood anime
>>220120664incel? sure but bald? nope. going bald is impossible for me i'm afraid. doctor says I have nothing to worry about which is why I'm always going crazy with my hair and trying out all kinds of styles with no fear. so, yeah, cope and seethe, nigger.
>>220113396BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASWD BASED
>>220123447not really forgotten we usually put vinegar on what many call boardwalk friessome restaurants will have vinegar sat out to put on your food was well but that's admittedly rarealso hot sauce, which is just vinegar and peppers, is far more common for us to use.You're 1000 times more likely to find Americans putting vinegar on their fries rather than mayonnaise like they do in other countries.
>>220124195which is a shame because if you use non-garbage mayonnaise, that shits great. its just thousand island without as many ingredients.
>>220113341the people who say this are the actual virgins.
>>220113243>Jus the kofi, fanks.
>>220120361number 4 is actually hot, damn
>>220113243>Can I have all of you sent back?
>>220120097One to four are just fun movies, then it takes a turn and tries to be serious, which obviously doesnt work, cause the premise is so silly
>>220113307>cucks Harry out of hooking up >performs his first side-along apparation without warning him>uses him as a honeypot to lure a clout-obsessed teacher out of retirement>drops him off in the swamp outside the Burrow, not even at the Weasley's front door>packs up his shit without his permission or privacy and teleports that shit to the Weasley's without leaving a notedid he really have to be this much of an asshole just from disapproving of black/muggle miscegenation? >>220120580pics?
>>220122035They can apparate and disapparate or whatever, while grabbing someone else. Technically you could just do whatever you want with that power and the whole story would make no sense. Voldemort could instantly teleport next to every US government employee in a few hours and do the imperio curse on them and get the world into nuclear hijinks. Or imperio some wizards first so he can make them do the same and spread faster.The concept of time and space wouldn't be the same in the Wizarding world if they actually used their powers.
>>220122035u can teleport instantly to some blonde pornstar's location and feed her a love potion, yea. it would be legal too. rowling's worldbuilding is completely fucked up so its better to switch off your brain
>>220125826>it would be legal tooNo it would not.
>>220126068Don't the Weasley brothers sell love potions to students, and they brew them in Potions class? I guess they're still illegal to use, but what's the point of selling and making them then? I guess with consent it could be ok.
>>220126068there is absolutely nothing stopping you from dosing a muggle. this is a major plot point if you actually read the books...
>>220113557WE WUZ PRINCES N SHEIIIT
>>220125708He could, but the ministry of magic and the american wizard institutions, among others, would fight back. >>220126192If it was discovered and proven that you did it, it is in fact criminal activity. This is what Arthur Weasley's department fights against. There is nothing stopping you from doping a wizard however.>>220126147Love potions are legal but only on wizards. Yes I know this is stupid.
>>220125341I don't agree but I understand where you're coming from
>>220113262More like the cracker's whore look
