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>if you were invisible what would you d->rape.why is this the case on every person you ever ask? Just get married and have sex with your wife
>>220113333But what if you hate talking to people? What then, huh?
>>220113441fap?
>>220113441you gotta put in some effort at least, anon. no such thing as a free meal
>>220113333I'd go inside a home store and look around aimlessly. Or finally take a walk in my shitty neighboorhood knowing that I won't get mugged or stabbed.
>>220113269There’s too much shit on me.
>>220113333i'd date an ape and wear a cape
>>220113686i don't even want to be around anymore
>>220113333>wife>sex
When you cum, is it invisible or is it white?
>>220114853everything invisible
>>220113333>>if you were invisible what would you d->>rape.I would probably just start killing people I felt deserved it and get progressively more deranged
>>220113269Rape
>>220113269whisper shit into people's earsfilm politicians when they are behind closed doors and expose them with youtube essaysno not rape, consensual sex only, there are women crazy enough to believe that they are being visited by a spirit, i'm just a sex god spiritfree food for life
>>220113333I'd just shitpost here, but invisible so no one knows it was me.
I'd just target people alone and fuck with em with retarded shit>pssst, your fly's down>tie up someone's shoelaces together while they're not looking>nnnnigggggerrrrrrrrr>*catch someone picking their nose*>find any gold there, buddy?
>>220113441wear a 'I'm mute!' tshirtgo see a hookertheredo you even problem solvefor added points you can learn to make mute orgasm noises
>>220113269If his eyes are invisible, how did he see?
>>220113660The niggers can still smell you
>>220113333I got some >sneak into boardroom meetings and take a shit >stand silently in corner and try to hold in laughter while people are looking around wondering who shit their pants>walk inbetween two people and whisper to one "I just shit my pants" then step away so they think the guy next to me randomly whispered it to them>fart loudly in inappropriate places so others get blamed>sneak into choir practice and sing really badly out of tune so they have to keep repeating the same song as practice and don't know who can't sing, revel in everyone looking around at who might be causing it>sneak into library and wait until someone starts typing, click mouse to focus another window in the middle of them writing>go as the headless horseman to a halloween party>sneak onto soccer pitch and nudge the ball every so slightly just before the guy takes a penalty kick so it goes completely off target>wait for scrum in american football and whisper the wrong call outs to everyone >sit in public toilet cubicle, wait for someone to use the one next to me and more people to come in, start pleading for toilet paper so the guy next to me has to keep dealing with people handing him bog rolls>wait for someone to walk past another, then tap on their shoulder gently
>>220119130>lean on self checkout scales at the supermarket while people are weighing produce or stand on the bag area to make the scales think they've bagged an item without scanning it
>>220113269Clearly just Verhoeven adding his own kinks into the movie, same as every movie he does. I was probably like 13 or so when I first watched this and I did like the random nipple play.
>>220113529What part of "hate" do you not understand?
>>220113333That's not an option if you're below 6ft, 6 figures, and 6 inches. She'll never love you and she'll never want you like she wants someone who DOES meet those requirements. So we fantasize about the ability to take what we want from these women whether they like it or not.
>>220116814I laughed.
