Why is /tv/ obsessed with him?
>>220113523Surrogate uncle.
>find out your gf has been getting mommy-plapped by the same younger guy since he was like 12>kill yourselfwhat a loser, I'd be jerking off
>>220113523Motorcycles
>>220113523proto lolcow
>>220113523>have a Bourdain thread>have two
>>220113523He was an amazing travel writer/traveloguer and like all great travel writers he understood it was not the place that was interesting, but the people in the place
>>220113523its fun to shit on him, he was so high on his own piss it was incredible and every single episode of his shitty show was the same canned bullshit>meet brown people>"WES LOVES FOOD AN FAMALEE">eats pho outside a shitbox Bang Nanh>jabs at how America could never be this authentic or peacefulhe was a fucking goof
>>220113592>mommy-plappedCan someone explain what this means for a guy like me who cums before he puts it in?
>>220113592Based.
>>220113661plap refers to a the sound of aggressive sexual thrusting into (typically) a woman, and while a general onomatopoeia, one would most often associate with a close missionary position often referred to as a "mating press" as this position would seem to maximize breeding intense during intercourse, though of course position during the act of love-making is often irrelevant so long as the male still ejaculates inside of the female's vaginal canalthe "mommy" aspect comes Asia Argento having been a grown woman when she first met the pre-adolescent boy she would come to repeatedly cheat on Anthony Bourdain with, and given that she is Italian and known to be a freak, it is unlikely she waited until the boy had reached the age of 18 before the affair began, or even that she waited until he reached the less formal but often legally accepted age of 16
>>220113523why was he obsessed with his ex?
>>220113813he also searched such terms as:>onee-shota>straight shota>age difference>NTR>frankie foster>mac
>>220113592Most based post ITT
>>220113592the real question is HOW THE FUCK IS SHE NOT CANCELLED OR EVEN ARRESTED? not only she caused the death of Tony she's also a proven pedophile
>>220113523>got paid to travel, stay in fancy hotels, and eat delicious food>could have retired at any time and done whatever he wanted with his time, with zero worries for his future>kills himself over a womanHe's a cautionary tale.
Have an obsession. Have two.
>>220114265Im someone who thinks pedos belong in a woodchipper but women cannot be pedos. It's clearly not remotely the same.
>>220114265>the charges, officer?
>>220114305>He's a culinary tale*ftfy
>>220113523Why you breaking my balls?
>>220113641>place is disconnected from people living there
>>220114341how can a goth mommy be so mid? god damn
>>220115496the hot ones that want to bang shotas just become teachers
>>220113592Mr. Negroni was jealous asf. Every little boys dream is being sexually abused by older hot women. Plus bitch probably said young bulls dick was huge just to hurt little cuck more.
shota is a tranny-adjacent fetish
>>220115660nice try
>>220113523He's a liberal and dunked on Trump. That's literally it.
>>220113523Epstein? I'm not
>>220113645Summed it up perfectly
>>220113523It’s fun to shit on him while also envying the life he led.
>>220115750are you honestly implying trannies don't see themselves as sexy women and don't like grooming little boys into having sex with them...?
>>220115863>sexy womennumbers-wise, they primarily use pictures of teenage anime girls to identify themselves most oftenwhich I'm sure (you) know very well
>>220115851>envying life of heroin addict and cuckoldkek keep seething
>>220115863Did you just make that up right now or is that what you really think?
>>220115883>UR A TRANNY scathing. shota is a tranny fetish, though>>220115930???it is basic fact
guy fieri wonman vs. food guy wonrealistically you shouldn't trust a "food guy" who isn't fat
>>220115948>it's a basic fact that jerking off to the idea of banging your hot teacher when you were a student is a tranny fetishlmao
>>220115925He got to travel around the world and eat good food while loaded. It ended badly but he led a life most people can only dream of dream of, while also being a lolcow.
>>220113813Isn’t that the chick from High school dxd?
>>220115976>it's not a tranny fetish to fantasize about bringing little boys to sexual climax as an adultuhuh
>>220113523Like Jonah Hill he gave us material we can keep coming up with fresh memes off years after his death
>>220113523he's anti white, /tv/ is anti white
>>220116078>little boysSorry, I guess you're new to this, but when I jerk off to /ss/ hentai, I'm not self inserting as the grown woman
>>220113523he stridently espoused his way of looking at the world, his widsom, which when he followed it brought him extreme suffering and death, entirely self-inflicted. similiarly with jb peterson
>>220116104>he actually wants to be molested by a trannylol
>>220116188>women are tranniesyou're all over the place, man
>>220116006Yeah my father does practically same. Travel around world flying on business class, staying in fancy hotels and having "business" meeting with clients where you practically eat at expensive restaurant and get hammered all paid on companies money. And he seems miserable by it.
>>220115948The majority (~70–75%) of male-to-female transgenders are heterosexual, i.e. they have a preference for women. You have actually reached the direct opposite of the basic facts.
>>220113592You forgot the best part, Bourdain gave the guy llike 250k hush money out of his own pocket
>>220116233It’s the same sort of appeal as James Bond.
>>220113523No Reservations was pure kino in the 2000s but he was kind of a smug libtard who simped over some random dumb woman. So it's complicated.
>>220116360>randomIt was retarded but wasn't she argento's daughter? Maybe he was a big giallo fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s12DsKxK3Mfuck this faggot
>>220115484Many tourists have that mindset
>>220116543he would've chuckled like a smug asshole if you called him a tourist, even though he was one
>>220114265her father made snuff movies for the dark side of the USA and is a made man. she is connected to the upper echelons of america.
>>220113523Because despite being a recovering heroin/coke addict who, if suicidal, could have easily scored enough bags to OD on--but that would have been a betrayal of his commitment to recovery!So instead he hanged himself with his bathrobe.And of course, he could have left a spiteful, vindictive suicide note (as was his tendency as an edgy boomer)--but he chose not to, sparing his exgf and others the public backlash that would have elicited!Really very noble of him.
>>220116217>>220116286if trannies are not women then ftms are womenergoa ftm tranny raping a boy fits into the shota fantasyergo shota is a tranny fetish
>>220116932women can't rape men via vanilla sex, regardless of agewe literally have dozens of examples of this in real life where the "rapist" mid-twenties hot teacher becomes the middle school boy's hopeless fuckslave when he's in between playing rounds of fortnitego back to your tranny discord braintrust and try again
>>220113523He was a fake, born with a silver spoon, tried to appear like a bad boy punk rocker, then reality hit him hard with Argento dumping him, and he offed himself.
>>220116932>are you honestly implying trannies don't see themselves as sexy women...>if trannies are not women>then ftms are women>>are you honestly implying trannies don't see themselves as sexy women and don't like grooming little boys into having sex with them...?>a ftm tranny raping a boyThis is incoherent.
>>220113523I like it when he dies
>>220113523You're the one that keeps making threads, retard. I just cut you down to size when you do. Why are you obsessed with punishment, op?
>>220113813haha imagine using proxies to look up the girl you used to like in school and scrolling background check sites to see if she's married and checking where she lives on google street view haha that'd be crazy
>>220116910I just discovered that Bourdain made ANOTHER public reference to autoerotic asphyxiation:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0xLeA5TayQ>>220113523This, in addition to the infamous tweet, and likewise, unprompted, apropos of nothing.Why do most people still take for granted that he committed suicide?He was a hedonistic boomer with fried dopamine receptors from chronic drug abuse, and his penis was probably dead from age, heavy smoking for decades, and being mutilated in infancy (and thus a desensitized and keritanized nub).Is it that hard to believe he needed something "extra" to get off?Also wasn't Argento reportedly pissed when she heard he died, as if she knew it was an "oopsie?"
>>220117492why would you need to use proxies for that? do you think she'd find out somehow?
