>bubbling sounds as camera moves through underwater>cut to man getting pulled water violently and screaming>fade to black>hi im cyril chauquet and today i will be hunting the elusive dracula man-eating fish of satan>it can only be found in the toxic piranha cartel invested tribal homeland backwaters in the most remote tributaries of the amazon rainforest>shows him cutting through rainforest with machete>starts fishing, sped up shot of sun moving across sky>spends hours reeling toiling in pain>line breaks>"this is 12 thousand pound line">tribal cheif paddles up to him inviting him to ceremony>so you seen any monster fish?>indegenous man stretches his arms out as far as possible, not speaking>shown eating dinner with tribal elders, speaks fluently in 5 different languages throughout episode>indengenous locals dancing and singing in circle around fire>he joins them, sun sets, fade to black>next morning extremely hungover>shown up river by tribal cheif>this is it, if im gonna catch a monster fish it would be here>starts fishing>hours later>"oop fish on">intense thundering music plays>screams of pain as he reels in fish for hours>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH>tribal cheif looks over his shoulder worryingly>finally lands 900 lb demon like behemoth made of pure muscle>triumphant music plays>"this a beautifull fish, but its not the monster im looking for">kisses behemoth of a fish before letting it go>hugs tribal guy>cut to inspirational monologue>fade to blackbest fishing kino
that river monsters guy is more based because the show literally ended because he caught all the river monsters and he survived a plane crash into the jungle on camera and didnt bitch out or flip his shit
why are /tv/ fisherman so badass literally my role models
