STEVE-O'S BUTT WIPES FOR YOUR BUTTHOLE!
>>220116254CRISPMINT
>>220116254They don't flush down the toilet, they block it. It's a scam. Probably a money laundering operation.
>>220116254He looks insane. Sobriety is hell of a drug.
>>220117208They don’t give a fuck. At that point just get a goddamn bidet
Dude sobriety is SO FUCKIN AWESOME I have this syringe full of Liquid Death 5th Anniversary Edition and I’m about to inject it into my veins.
>>220116254I've never seen such a sober man!
>>220117386You going to give yourself anemia?
>>220117386>Sobriety is the new punk rock man! I’m gonna go to a straight edge show after this ‘pod and get loaded on celery sticks and mango juice(yep, it’s one OF THOSE NIGHTS) HELL YEAH DUDE
>>220117407Dude that’s a great fucking idea, I’ve done Liquid Death many different ways, vaping, injecting, shotgunning, but I’ve never tried anal I should do a Liquid Death anemia next.
>>220117341Bidets just make any shit on your ass wet
>>220116254I haven't watched him since the jackass days. Is he sober sober or "taking a cocktail of drugs the doctor prescribes" sober?
>>220116254DUDE I CAN STICK ABOUT 8 STALKS OF CELERY UP MY ASS HAHAHAHAplz dad gimmie that pepsi money already
>>220117431I got some blues in, new b12 vitamins that’ll get you buzzin. $40 for the teenth.
>>220116254Steve-o has showed me that sobriety isn't for everyone
>Google AI overview: As of early 2026, Steve-O (Stephen Gilchrist Glover) has an estimated net worth of $4 million. That can't be right. I was expecting him to be closer to a billionaire. A lot of people are actually buying that Liquid Death stuff.
>>220117501He played some local town hall in my city and the next day on the way to work I saw him and his crew leaving a budget motel
Yeah dude
>>220116254My ex would listen to full episodes of Steve-o's podcast and me finding that out is the start of when I stopped loving her
>>220117858How does a women find something interesting in Steve-O's podcast?
>>220117431>gets a tattoo >allows his gf to force him to wear condoms for 6 months
>>220117446>"taking a cocktail of drugs the doctor prescribes" sober?He explicitly said he takes Zoloft otherwise he feels miserable. I don't doubt he takes many other mind crippling medications. Some people were meant to stay on drugs. Steve O looks like he lost his very soul. Its sad.
>>220116254>in 2 years Steve-O is gonna be 20 years soberJesus, you feeling old yet fellow zoomers?
>>220117858This is the most based thing I read on 4chan in months.
>>220117501He probably spent a ton on rehab and therapy
>>220117445the fuck are you talking about, retard, do you think shit is impervious to water?
I despise how everyone would rather see a crackhead Steve O instead of a sober oneI know he talks too much about it but it seems everyone would rather watch him destroy himself and perish That’s what they really want, to see another person fail horribly
Steve-O's dad was the ceo of Pepsi or someshit
>>220118941I 100% agree but he should fuck off from the public eye for a total soul cleanse
>>220117501Classic Gilchrist
>>220116254Now you hear this in his annoying rusted gear voice
>>220118448It's like certain fat people, like Jonah, SOVL is stored in the mass, so when they get skinny it's game over
Watching him get fucking owned for like an hour and a half by Nick and Adam on TAFS was truly a great example of how Millennials are just naturally so far head in terms of shock comedy than Gen X'ers who still think they are punk rock by pushing the boundaries of 1990s/Bush Era puritan TV standards.Even Matt and Trey are far behind what most Millennials and Zoomers just joke about in standard conversation these days, you could see that in the limp wristed critique of Israel episode of South Park last season that made Diaspora Jews out to be the biggest victims and whitewashed their overwhelming support of Israel's crimes.Compare again Nick or Adam joking about Israel and that South Park episode.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4gX7VF5b3U
>>220117445This nigga eating hydrophobic material
Bam won. Earthrockers we're eating good this year.
>>220116254There’s a clip of him on Joe Rogan where he’s plugging all his stupid merchandise and he says “butt-wipes…. for your butthole” like it’s the funniest thing ever, and Rogan just gives him this withering glance that says “You’re in your 50’s pal. Grow up”.
>>220117431what does it feel like having these fake porcelain teeth? must be weird
>>220119435Bam is worth like 40 million and doesn't have to do all the humiliation rituals that Steve O does now. The final blackpill I think is that Bam has shit genetics so was always going to look bad at his age though.
Remember nick and Adam just shitting on him for that entire sdam friedland show episode
>>220116254He looks so unbelievably vaxxed. Like 5 boosters minimum. What a stupid asshole.
>>220119692A few of his veneers or implants or whatever they are fell out because he didn’t look after them, so now he’s got a denture in for a couple of his top teeth. He’s mentioned that they’ll all fall out eventually and he’ll have to wear full dentures by the time he’s about 60.
>>220118941lmao calm down, it's just a tv personality. No need to go on a crusade like somebody insulted your uncle, buddy
>>220117445Imagine having a weak asd bidet. My bidet feels like your colon is getting licked when i turn it on
>>220119364You posted cringe
>>220119186Agreed. If your lifelong peak is when you were fat you should stay fat. If it was when you were a druggie you should stay on drugs.You can by all means get healthy but then ou should bow out and completely retire from the public sphere then. Nobody wants to see your soulless ass anymore.
DUDESOBRIETY RULES
>>220119722Didn’t Nick ask him if he’d inject the Covid vaccine into his dick?
>>220116254You think vodka and weed is awesome try a carrot. Check out my sobriety bracelet, we're doing a vegan yoga session this weekend.
>>220120916I know from experience, after losing weight and stopping drugs I'm half the man I used to be
>>220119700Bam will die earlier tho
