How does he eat?
>>220116385What do you think the nipple cahin is for?
>>220116385I'd imagine that slave feeds him.
>>220116385Flute-playing goat-men leap directly into his mouth.
>>220116385People think he is wearing a fat suit but in reality his massive size came from drinking ancient persian mass gainers
>they also cut off his feet What, were they scared he's gonna run off somewhere?
>>220116420giwtwm
>>220116590>Choppin' Hill
>>220116385I knew a kid named Owen that was born with those short T-Rex arms with three fingers on each, he ate apples like a squirrel.
>>220116385Pussy.A lot of women really like a big guy and obviously bald men (otherwise how would the far right produce so many children when they all look like this). Add to this the fact that he has literally had his hands cut off and replaced with things whose only practical purpose could be female titillation, so you know the guy is drowning in tripe.
>>220116385>>220116590I know realism wasn't the point of 300, but the detail that the flesh around his amputations isn't healed means that this fucker is dying of infection within the week.
Was there really enough demand for executions that you can have a full time position like this? This guy is extremely specialized, what's he gonna do once his job gets automated by guillotines?
>>220118506sounds extremely painful you're a big guy for you
>>220118506>realism wasn't the point of 300It's also entirely possible that the guy didn't exist and Faramir was just making shit up to demonize the Persians.
>>220118612slit his wrists
>>220118612he had a side hussle as a line cook
