>be ricecel Glenn>only chance at getting white pussy or any pussy is if the apocalypse happens>it happens>immediately you get laid with a tomboy farm girl>you're about to get laid again until you discover her barn is full of walkers>you can choose to tell your group about it and risk to never have sex again or stfu and keep getting wrestled by her mighty thighs>snitches anywayuntil to this day I don't know if he was an absolute chad for telling or incredibly retarded
so did he kill her or not? was he really just burning random barns?was the cat even real?
>>220120659she bangs neegan lol
>>220120931my head canon is he eventually did have sex with her because she was horny but said to him to never mention or tell anyone
>>220121021>>220120931Take your weird smut head canons somewhere else
>>220120659>I'll have sex with youIs ... It it's like irl?
>>220121509>damn, it's really important we get the supplies for the pharmacy, you know, the place filled with enough condoms to last a lifetime>I'll send my ovulating daughter over there>Rick notices Glenn is still bitchless>send her with him, trust me bro, he's a city expertRick was such a cool dude from the early seasons
>>220121465>Take your weird smut head canons somewhere else
>>22012065999% of all the deaths in this franchise would have been preventable if everyone minded their business
>>220121962Everything in this show is literally the opposite of a good idea in their zombie apocalypse.
>>220121882Blast dat foo!
>>220120659>zombie apocalypseyeah sure... suspend disbelief activated>tiny dick gook gets white girlIMMERSION BROKEN
bruh
>>220122881>born and raise into a strict Christian family>only good chance to get your pussy deflowered is with your brother>see the only fuckable guy for the first time praying>ask him if he's religious>he says it's his first time and your pussy starts to get dripping from lust>tasked to go with him in a pharmacy the next day>once in a lifetime chance to go alone with the opposite sex and get railedhow's this unrealistic?
>>220123221>deflowerIf I remember right it was at least implied that she fucked dudes at college, she was a hooah
>>220123331i think it's implied she is virgin.why a college whore would say she's lonely too unless she was actually virgin?besides she could've fucked anyone else that was waybetter than him
