He cannot be this broke, bros. Key and Peele was a huge hit, did he really blow through all that money?
>>220121508>Key and Peele was a huge hitLiterally just Early 2010s Collegehumor tier jokes with nignogs and a bigger budget.
>>220121533His wife is allegedly a huge bitch who controls his career and everyone in Hollywood hates working with him because of it, allegedly
>Haha... Keegan. Keegmeister! Yeah man. Hey. So yeah, the show was fun, definitely. Good memories good memories>Look, I'd love to catch up more but honestly my schedule is just... it's a lot right now, like A LOT a lot. You probably wouldn't even understand the kind of projects i'm juggling, it's just a different stratosphere these days now, you know? No shade.>The East/West bowl stuff is cool and all but i've kind of moved past that chapter of my life if that makes sense? Like that was great FOR WHAT IT WAS but i'm in a very different creative space now. Very different.>Oh, you're a big time commercial TV actor now huh? That's yeah no that's great man, that's really great. Good for you, no seriously.>Listen, i got a meeting in like>*checks watch*>I actually already should have left like 10 minutes ago>You're looking for roles? Yeah, i mean my casting people handle all of that, so you'll need to go through the proper channels like everyone else. I don't really do the whole "hit me up" thing anymore just because of boundaries and professionalism and whatnot, you get it.>But yo it was SO good hearing from you man, seriously. Take care of yourself, ok?
>>220121508A lot of celebrities do ads now. Because decent paying acting work is increasingly scarce
even george clooney does shameless ads, it's easy money for little work
>>220121834Did this nigga get a jaw implant
>>220121834Wheres the Black solidarity? huh, looks like uncle tom here got paid and forgot all about his ROOTS
>>220121921both key and peele are half white mutts
>>220121834The guy who said this must have some kind of twisted mind, or something.
>do something retarded for 30 second ad>make 2 million
>>220121941man you gotta be pushing 70 using terminology like that
>>220122554this. take the money for 7 hours work or less.
>>220122659he also did that Halo 5 podcast thing which paid him something like 10 million for just recording 10 hours of audio into his cell phone
>>220122619butthurt mutt
Ads for hotels aren't that bad. Now, if he were doing ads for something like reverse mortgages like Tom Selleck then you know things have gotten bad for him.
>>220122554Seriously? Maybe he's the one who won over "twisted" Peele.
Peele has to deal with a 24 hour work day to get $10 million out of a $200 million budget and then has to hope his production company makes a return.Key gets $10 million to do a week of 8 hour shoots every few years.If you think Peele won, you're wrong.
>>220122808Key is clearly a happier person. You don't hear him going on whiny twitter rants about white people
>>220121508turns out millions of views on youtube doesn't mean jack shit
>>220121834this could be a key and peele sketch
>>220121834>POV you just said hi to the normie dickhead faggot piece of shit homo who you used to work with long time ago
>>220122991Comedy Central gets those earnings.
Broke is doing foreign ads in central America and Africa
>>220122956>>220122823>>220122808t. Key's bitch wife who keeps ruining his TV show attempts
>>220121834>replaced by Ryan Coogler
>>220121508Key was always the funny guy of the duo tho
>>220121834lol
>>220121508>Choice HotelsI can't believe he'd do advertising for a hotel chain run by a well-known antisemite.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshio_Motoya#Views_on_Jews
>>220121508Apparently' Peele's wife warned this woman about Key's wife.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6m5Pr51z4U
Key and Pee
>>220123376>t. weird jew guy who funds monkey pawZack passed, btw.
>>220123248so is that keye, or peele
>>220121533Nah. Although I’m not retarded enough to have watched Collegehumor to know if you’re being accurate but nah. Key and Peele had some great bits. People here just try to pretend it’s shit because it stars the twisted mind meme negro and stans Ofama.
Do you think they tried to get Peele first so they could do the continental breakfast but had to settle for Key noodle dancing?
I liked this
>>220121915Probably just a beard.
>>220121508Big difference between Keegan marrying a white woman and Peele marrying a jewish woman.
keegan is keeno. watchable and likeable
>>220121508These shitty app ads are free money. He probably made the same amount of money from 3 hours of work as he would have from an entire season of a show.
>>220121508>huge hitWas it? From what I gathered it's barely known outside of Burgerland, and from what I've seen it's mostly garbage.
>>220121560Which ones wife?
>>220125046Key's. Again, rumor is that she constantly interjects on every project he is on because she sees herself as a comedic genius.
>>220122956I always wondered which one of them kept forcing the fuck whitey skits as the show went on.
>>220127311I dunno anon, which one of them has made like 4 horror movies about how evil whitey is?
>>220127311Mixed-race kids come out fucking demented. 99% have this identity crisis where they act extremely racist towards one of their sides, and it's usually the one that didn't abandon them as kids and helped make their whole career.These dorks were Shakespeare theatre kids but act like they grew up slinging rocks on da streetz.
Yeah well motherfucker, I just bought some Oreida tots, all because of MAN UPPut some respect on Key's name, OP
I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT!
>>220121898He literally has a vested interest in the coffee machine.
>>220122554Untrue
>>220121508Keegan has consistent roles in big movie productions. He may not be the main star but his roles are memorable. That nigga knows how to grind and people like that don’t usually hurt for money
>>220121898George sold some wine company for 100mil or some shit
>>220121834Kek. He always was the funnier one, Key is a zesty negro
>>220124271colby makes my peepee tingle
>>220121834GET OUTTA MY HOUSE STEEEVE
>>220121508>He cannot be this brokeor maybe he just has a big ego and wants to work and it has nothing to do with money?
