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Many of you point your fingers at certain things as to why cinema has declined in quality heavily the last 20 years. You are all wrong, but to tell you why we must go to the past. Thousands of years ago, man was enslaved by another intelligent species. They are called Illuminax, they have the body of a man but the head of an eagle. At some point man discovered visual storytelling aka plays. He used this to inspire a rebellion, and around this time existed a wizard named Armanni. He found that his powers were greatly increased the more he watched the plays, eventually he became so powerful that he was able to cast a spell so powerful that almost all of the Illuminax were turned into chickens. Man enslaved the lesser illuminax to be used for meat and eggs, the ultimate humiliation. However, the remaining illuminax scattered across the world eventually regrouped, and plotted revenge from the shadows. Now they control almost every institution, and they are responsible for the decline of cinema, because cinema was the logical next step for the play, and it is powerful.
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Take your meds grandpa
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a body of a mammal with the head of a dinosaur? absurd nonsense! absurd I say! begone with your posting from this board forthwith you ingrate
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The illuminax use the satellite system to bombard us with custard rays. These reduce our kino energy. You can block them by fortifying you or your house with VHS tapes or DVDs. Bourbon consumption also protects you from custard. Make sure to watch plenty of old kinos and to consume many eggs and or chickens.
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OP here. I'm nonbinary if that helps
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you are like little babby

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>>220121923
Indeed. The word that made a man out of an ape and killed the ape in the process keeps man an animal, the way we like to see him. And the Film is just another prop to hold up the word. You all know what we can do with the word. Talk about the
power in an atom. All hate all fear all pain all death all sex is in the word. The word
was a killer virus once. It could become a killer virus again. The word is too hot to
handle so we sit on our ass waiting for the pension. But somebody is going to pick up that virus and use it
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>>220122018
What, no The Mayan Caper? Green Deal with the Venusians? No Centipede Hype? Cyclotron drug processing?
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>>220122018
>no JFK Killed Himself
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>>220122097
i hit word limit
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shut up sanjay you fag, you arent allowed posting here
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