How would a dad have handled this situation differently?
>*puts son in back pocket*If the asphyxiation and wet farts didn't kill him, the fat ass sitting down would.
>>220122592Put him in the foreskin.
You've got an opportunity in showbiz here, son.
>>220124024Wait, what, why? Is that what you would do?
>>220124142To big for that
>>220122592Violet and Veruca were there with their dads, and they acted like inept bitches too. Grandpa Joe even tried to get aggro with Wonka, and the Candyman told him to fuck off.
>>220125008The question isn’t what would happen before, but what would happen after
>>220124269>tfw he’ll never get sat on by his mom while watching TV tiny on the couch
>>220122592>Nice going, stupid!>No I'm not carrying you, your legs aren't painted on!
>>220125338His running speed would be like, 1/20th of an adult’s walking speed
>>220122592Not his dad, of course, but other dad's of the same era:> In the room with the experimental TV> Mike TV starts to run to the platform> Dad saw him make the break, reaches out hand to grab his collar. pulls him back in> smacks him across the back of the head and says "cut that shit out"> they finish the tour
>>220125387What if he doesn’t catch him in time?
>>220125406Dad of that era had superpowers. It was a result of all of the ones who didn't have superpowers being killed in WW2. You can still see similar powers out in todays world, if you look close enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6__QYkV_qs
>>220125509There’s survivorship bias there, you’re not gonna see the dads that don’t make it in time, plus it’s more interesting to ask what they’d do if they didn’t.
>>220125406dad shoots himhe is american
