Characters you are slowly turning into, but without the positive sides.
>>220123042>wow this cynical genius is literally me, except i'm not a geniusOP is a fag yet again
>>220123042One of these days
>>220123062Why didn't he do it tomorrow tho?>>220123089Gay ass nigga?
>>220123058>wow this cynical genius is literally me, except i'm not a geniusLiterally me
>>220123058Actually I'm a cynical genius but I'm not cynical
>>220123042
>>220123443Chungus Pikachu was peak
>>220123443Potato Pikachu had SOVL
>>220123443left is literally me rn
reminder that without house romney would have won and there would be no atheism trend circa 2008-2014
>>220123042It's funny a lot of people would fake a limp because of him.
>>220123912based
I always thought I was Mark, but I'm really just a sexless Jez.
>>220124012Are you gay too?
none'a this matters...
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>>220123042There's no redemption arc for me.
>>220123062Purposely started a fight with three niggers in front of her workplace yesterday just to show her what I could do to them easily and never done with her because I loved her. I won't kill myself and I'll date that legal hebe just to show her that I can get someone better than her.
>>220125365enjoy prison, simp
>>220123042I also have a bum leg and it sucks. I was born with a deformity on the ball of my femur and after an injury it caused arrested blood flow and my bone just died (avascular necrosis). I'm waiting on a hip replacement now. Every moment in your life you can stand and walk without pain is a gift, please don't waste it
Unfortunately true, but I can’t stop.
I'm not sure, I'll think about it.
>>220123443Why did they give him Aladdin ballsack pants legs?
>>220125982for me it's a suspensory ligament tear leading to chronic groin pain and venogenic erectile dysfunction
>>220126370jesus. did you get gored in the ass by a bull?
>>220126557sex with my first and only gfuncommon injury, but happens. presumably if the ligament has some sort of weakening from inflammation or infection (like what can happen in the ankle)
>>220126046why do you drink?
>>220126602F. I'll never complain about premature ejaculation again
>>220123067>>220125098Nice. I'm goona start Bronsonmaxxing