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This is even worse than I thought. The worse movie I have seen in a very long time.
Its nothing like the first one.
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There are two great reasons to watch this movie
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>>220124060
Eva Green was really hot though.
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>>220124207
those are some very nice reasons
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>>220124222
i doubt she was acting in this movie, especially during the aggressive sex part
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I fapped a lot to the scene where she is fucked from behind.
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>>220124801
wasn't her character a rape victim in the film? Really fucked up scene...
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It has Eva Green booba though
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>>220124663
>okay Eva, we're ready to shoot
>no your dressed in this scene
>no you don't need to undress halfway though
>we filmed the sex scene last week, no we don't need to reshoot
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I thought it a fun enough sequel to an already dumb but fun film. It's infinitely better than pic related that I watched recently, possibly the worst film I've ever seen.
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Erm. Isn't this movie like nonstop sword fighting between a bunch of little boats in the middle of the night? And then the super hot chick with big tits actually just whips the tits out and has an aggressive sex scene? Perhaps youre a gay retard because i would NOT be complaining about this one, bud
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>>220124207
Two great big juicy delicious reasons.
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Rise of an Empire was pure fucking kino you faggot. So was Sin City A Dame to Kill For. Eva Green is like Anthony Hopkins. She only stars in excellent films.
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>>220125385
>>220125426
It wasnt like that at all. The first one was a dumb fun action kino, the sequel was non stop talking. It was like they listened to reddit midwits who wanted character development.
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>>220125385
>Harmony Korine
No wonder. That guy's films suck dog semen.
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>>220125385
Beach Bum is 4/5 wtf man
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>>220126545
It's gay as fuck.
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if she's in it, i like it. simple as.
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>>220126793
Yep, she's one of the few actresses I simp like a madman for
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I watch for she.
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>>220124060
I like it. Biggest fuckup was letting Lena Headey join the army at the end. That looked utterly retarded.
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The music was great
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>>220124207
>>220124222
>>220125060
>>220126793

Always my favorite reason to watch such a movie.
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This is now an Eva Green thread.
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The action scene at the start where Temistocles kills Darius was the only good part of the movie, the rest is nothing like 300. Just non stop talking and some backstory no one asked for.
And the dialogues felt like I was watching the avengers. I know 300 had cheesy dialogue too, but there is a fine line betwen good cheesy dialogue and mcu.
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>>220129121
A good example of this is that scene where Artemisia and Temistocles are having sex and the guards outside look at eachother, that scene is completely out of tone dor the original 300.
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>>220129140

We know anon. It's an Eva Green Limerence movie.

It's made too edgy.
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It's better. Has more story and it has Athenians.
Athens > Sparta
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>>220125385
get a sense of humour
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>>220129314

Poorly executed. It required a different movie all together. Plus I have a limerence toward Eva Green and was depressed the whole time because it set her as mostly eye candy, when she has patrician depth.
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>>220124207
idk man they look fake
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>>220124060
The first one is also shit thoughever.
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>>220124060
>Sparta had red capes so Athens must have BLUE capes
this movie is so bad it's good.
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>>220129876
they arent
>t. her husband
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>>220130017

What? when?
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>>220129314
>Has more story
Thats a bad thing, midwit
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>>220129365
It's not a funny film even for stoner comedy
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>>220129876
you say it like it's a bad thing. if they look good they look good
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I recently rewatched this movie and I had forgotten how retarded the queen character looks when she's killing Immortals, who are supposed to be elite warriors, with nothing but a sword. All Eva Green scenes are kino as fuck though.
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>>220129314
Sparta is backwater hick country and athens still lost the war to them LMAO. Even rekt their fleet even though athenians were the englurnd of the ancient world with their boat autism.
Btw are the city reconstructions in those games accurate? I played kingdom come and just visited the chuches larping as a pilgrim. I know they were praised for the edgypt game so I might get this just to walk around athens.
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>>220130017

Prove it. What does she smell like?



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