Wait she was only 23 in Jurassic Park??? Holy shit bros
>23 years oldShe was still a kid you sick fucks
>>220124313>looks like a 40 year old spinster when she's 20>looks like a 40 year old spinster when she's 60Dern is Leslie Nielsen/Patrick Stewartmaxxing
>>220124313Must be insulting when she brings up this age gap just to see the exact shocked facial expression from every single person listening and realizing you look like a hag.
>>220124313Didn't she play an 18 y old in BLUE VELVET filmed in 1985?
>>220124313She was like 22. This blows my mind everytime I watch JP and its all i think about. My brain cannot see her as a 22 year old
>>220124342>She was still a kid you sick fucksAll women under around 130 are still kids.
>>220124429yesshe was 25 when she acted on JP.
>>220124313hot
the whole cast is fucking monged
>>220124313she was 25 when she filmed and 26 when the movie came out
>>220124313Shes a beautiful woman and I don't care who knows it
>>220124448cuz shes an ugly old looking bitch
>>220124360It helps that shes 5'10. The whole cast was very tall in Jurassic Park. Chef Goldblum is 6'5, Sammy is 6'2, Dern is 5'10, Neill is 6', Bob Peck 6'2. You never realized that Laura Dern is a big ass woman because of this. The only real midgets are Attenborough 5'6 and Wayne Knight 5'7, the bad guys of the movie.
>>220124313>23-year-old girlie
>>220124366She's literally playing a graduate student in the movie working under Dr. Alan Grant. She is supposed to be his PHD candidate not his wifey.
>>220124313 Crazy. She looks like a man too. Or I mean I can see that she's a woman, but she has the features of a man. Really long face, long chin.The pic is for contrast.
>>220124313Laura Dern age in this pic - 17Ralph macchio age in this pic - 24
>>220124811Hitler would have loved her.
>>220124853Big ass blonde strong boned women
>>220124787Her being a grad student is in the book but I don't think she's supposed to be one in the movie, I think her and Grant are supposed to be professional equals
>>220124811 She looks like his mother.
>23That is a CHILD, you sick fucks
>>220124313>>220124360>>220124853>>220124880She's a mud shark
23 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL DO NOT SEXUALIZE HER CIS SCUM
>>220124313she's been a hag since daycare
She only looked good in Jurassic Park. This isn't rose tinted glasses on my part.
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>>220125078She was a gilf in Marriage Story
>>220124313Sam Neill was 46 at the time.
>>220125148Leveling into looking the same age from 20-50 is a good move as an actor/actress
>>220124679wrong and gay
>>220124853>cutest women in deutschland
>>220125161She looks 10 years younger than him, not 25 years.
>>220125014based as fuck
>>220124342Boomer Milly Bobby Brown
>>220124996I always thought they were married.
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>>220124679You're too much of a zoomie nigger to remember that Laura Dern was attractive outside of her role in Jurassic Park. She mostly looks like an "old hag" because of what she was wearing
>>220124342>23 years oldShe was already Jurassic.
>>220124880looks like Gobbels in drag
>>220129593Jews Hate Strong Women! Many Such Cases!
>>220124728>very tallLol midge
>>220124728damn had no idea she was so tall. i prefer small chicks
>>220129685Compared to normal hollywood, yes. Most actors are short
>>220124313she looked waaaayyy older than that. Maybe early thirties. The only thing that gave her away was her "youthful" body, but the face didn't match up.
>>220124313TIL
>>220124476Based vampire knower
>>220124313She looks german. Disgusting.
>>2201296855'10 is objectively tall for a woman
>>220124728I always thought she and Sam Neil were short for some reason, they just don't look that big. I also think the same whenever I see Liam Neeson.
>>220124313She was not attractive for the time so people just dismissed looking at her.
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>>220133777Liam Neeson looks huge what are you talking aboutCompare him to Ewan McGregor in TPM
>>220133822>two consenting adults?>must be pedophilia!
>>220133852He looked tiny in the Taken movies, it seemed like everyone was towering over him. Maybe the really wide clothes didn't help either, he's always in big coats in his action movies lately.
>Laura Dern>Born in 1967Imagine what she would look like if she didn't grow up at a time where people were exposed to shitty air pollution and smoked everywhere.
>>220133822>>220128727there's nothing shown onscreen to suggest they're in a relationship. there was a scene where they kissed, but spielberg chose to cut it. i always assumed they were just colleagues with some sexual tension
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>>220128727I always thought they were exes.
>>220124313had that feeling when I found out Zyzz was only 22. And then again that Christian Bale was 26 in American Psycho.
>>220134117they're just ugly or dated by their outfit and hairstyles. Only Stiller looks particularly aged, the others look like regular non-onions guys I know. The new actors look their aged too, except middle right who is pumped full of microplastics and onions. Switch the hairstyles and you'll basedface about how young tommy lee jones looks.People making these images are the biggest cherry picking brainlets
