Apparently on Bluesky everyone is saying this is going to be the biggest flop of the year. I am really anticipating it but dont want to be let down, what do you think its going to do in box office?
>>220124736>Apparently on BlueSkyHang yourself
>>220124736It’ll probably be decent and do fine at th box office. Seemingly it’s the biggest summer blockbuster this year
I am looking forward to it.I have a Master's in Classics from the third best University in England and I cringe at the retardss complaining about "muh accuracy".
its going to be absolute woke trash, but the remixes with AI that we're going to get from it will be great
>>220124762>>220124758BAAAAA BAAAA BAAAA, says the truth social user
anyone who seriously thinks this won't be one of the biggest box office hits of the year is retarded
>>220124816apparently Helen of Troy is a porch monkey
>>220124736It will be a financial success but it will not be a good movie
>>220124736Travis Scott is going to be in it. I highly doubt he would of volunteered if he didnt think it was going to be a hit
>>220124829>IF YOU ARENT WITH ME YOUR AGAINST MEcan we ban americans and their shitty politics from the site already
>>220124839who’s to say she wasn’t Black? no one actually knows what helen of troy looked like. last i checked, YOU werent alive when she was walking the earth. she could have been completely fictional for all we know!
>>220124736No, people will legit watch it just because it's a Chris Nolan flick.He has a very hardened fanbase. He made a billion dollars from a movie about people in different rooms talking.
>BlueskySo trannies and other mentally ill subhumans. That basically a guarantee it's going to be great.
Nolan success is guaranteed.He hasn't made a decent film in his entire career (they're just mediocre, expensive TV movies at best).He doesn't need to; that artificially serious, enigmatic, and pedantic demeanor (and reflecting the degenerate spirit of his time) is enough to illiterate crittics (the vast majority) elevate him to the status of one of the great filmmakers of this century. The king is naked once again, of course.
>>220124736>bluesky
>>220124839Apparently you are filthy liar.
>>220124942>who’s to say she wasn’t Black?kys fucking kike
>>220125192He's not, she is playing Helen of Troy. That has been known for months.
>>220124942>who’s to say she wasn’t Black?Homer: "with snowy arms" and "light hair"Given that she is the daughter of Zeus and a Spartan woman, it's clear who shoul play him in Nolan's mess.
>>220124942She was legendarily beautiful, she wasn't black.
>>220124736>Apparently on Bluesky everyoneI hate this terminally online generation of retards who think that some random idiot saying shit on 4chan or xitter or reddit or bluesky somehow makes it universal knowledge and everyone agrees with it.Who cares?? Even if it does actually flop who gives a shit? I'm looking forward to it because aside from Backrooms it's the only thing I want to watch at the cinema this year, I don't give shit if I will be the only person to purchase a ticket, it's just an experience I don't want to miss out on, it's also the thing that will get me to read the Iliad and Odyssey because I just got recently into books.
>>220124736There's another Odyssey adaptation that just got picked up by Jerry Bruckheimer (POTC producer), and it's very likely going to be alot better than this shit
>>220125427They'll try to mention that she was born from a swan egg and therefore she could be born any race though
>>220124942Please die; and in agony. Thanks.
>>220124736You could not have asked for a worst cast. Hiring random community theater actors would have been better.
Yes. Which sucks since Nolan can make a great movie and the source material is fantastic. However;>Tom Holland>Zendaya>Matt Damon>Charlize Theron What a shit casting. Tom can't act his way out of a paper bag and Zendaya is as stale as yesterday's leftover saltines.
>>220124771Faggot anglo isn’t even real latinx/hellenx. Some accuracy would be nice, or you end up with gross negro propaganda films like hidden figures.
>>220125626>it's also the thing that will get me to read the Iliad and Odyssey because I just got recently into books.Did you not go to high school? How old are you?
>>220125626I have to fucking consume slop. I can’t just read the books only!!! I need to consume jewlywood propaganda!!! This is why we keep getting shit ass movies.
>>220124736Why do you go to a pedo site for movie opinions when /tv/ is right here?
>>220126765Seriously who the fuck was in charge of casting this movie? Absolute shitshow.
>>220124736It looks awful. Worst cast I've ever seen for an historical-mythical epic.
>>220126735Hiring random people off the street would have been more book accurate
>>220124736More deconstructionist, critical theory, post modern piece of gnostic garbage
>>220126735>half ther gods are niggers
>>220125107>Nolan success is guaranteed.No so sure about this anymore. He's made one great movie (Memento), one good movie(The Prestige) and a bunch of good looking trash. Most of his trash relied on coasting on an existing IP (Batman), hype genre filmmaking (Interstellar, Dunkirk) and good cinematography (Wally Pfister), who he stopped working with in 2012. Sure Oppenheimer was a "success", but most of that was Barbenheimer hype. Who the fuck is asking for an Odyssey film in 2026 staring Matt Damon? Troy underperformed in 2004, despite having Brad Pitt at the top of his game and when the country was still White enough to pretend to care about Epic Greek poetry. The only way to make the Odyssey appealing to the modern low IQ brown masses is to Marvelize it.
>>220124910Yes please. This site is only usable during euro hours.
>>220124874This is my guess. Im not a huge nolan fan in general though.
>>220127013Why are greeks such cucks that they allow this shit to happen to their own history?
>>220126765It almost feels like Nolan doesn't give a shit. Tom Holland and Zendaya were obviously forced on him by Universal, because some SSRI fried millennial girlbosses told studio heads that Tom Holland and Zendaya are the modern day Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. I mean who can fucking take this faggots and his mullato beard seriously? And Matt Damon as Odysseus? This movie feels like a joke.
>>220127183>why is the country that was known as an economic zone for CENTURIES not vehemently opposing the notion that many of their historical figures could have been from various races/ethnicities?!?! REEEEE!!!!!just shutup and enjoy the movie dude
Nolan's bread and butter is elevated capeshit.
>>220127218>man infamous for his wit, quick thinking, and strategic brilliance>cast matt damonIt has to be a joke.
>>220127255Ancient Greece was not an economic zone. It was always a collection of ethnic Greek city states. You are thinking of imperial Rome.
>>220127255Shut the fuck up you nigger cuckold. We both know a nigger zeus is a massive spit in the face directed to white Euros.
>>220127300you clearly do not know history at all. i bet you think spainards were white
>>220127300The odyssey itself even has Odysseus encountering monsters that are suppose to represent non-greek civilizations (Cyclopes, Laestrygonians)
>>220127326We have the archaeological records. Ethnic Iberaians have always clustered with other western European groups. Please shut up because you are obviously a third world midwit talking out your ass. You simply cannot just lie like this anymore.
>>220127255There were almost no negros in ancient Rome or Greece. They were an extremely rare sight. Fucktard. Why ignore the 99.99% of the population? Oh yeah jewlywood that makes films like hidden figures and poor mexichango cheeto story.
>>220127372The Greeks were not just racist against non-Greeks, but racist against each other, kind of like modern day Anglos.
The more I learn about this movie the less I want to go see it, and I'm a pretty big nolanfag.
>>220127406What's funny is that near easterners, especially traders from the Levant would have been much more present around the Mediterranean basin during the bronze age, but you never see them represented in Hollywood. It's always just subsaharn Africans.
>>220127463Blacks were an extreme rarity north of the Sahara until the Islamic slave trade.
>>220127013List is wrong though, Zendaya is playing athena, lupita helen and burn local man menelaus
>>220127463Exactly. They just hate Europeans and want to uplift negros. Middle eastern groups are not subversive enough according to Hollywood.
>>220124736>Blueskydead site for turbofaggots
>>220127378this is literal horseshit. they were meds, AKA poc
>>220124736it looks like shit, but nolan always sells with normies so it won't flop
>>220124736>BlueskyThis is documented evidence that we have literal leftypol troons coordinating raids on this site and more specifically this board. What is the bigger picture here? These freaks have such a malicious ulterior motive and its so blatantly obvious
>>220127662Lol no. The Celt-Iberians, who formed the bulk of modern day Spain's ancestry, came from central Europe. You are just a poop skin third worlder trying to divide and conquer. Spanish people are more related to English people than they are to Greek people.
>>220124771It’s not so much the accuracy for me, it just looks uninspired. Like it took the most middle of the road attempt to adapt it, wanting to a faux-ancient aesthetic and not leaning into it, but not being brave enough to do something truly unique. Just boring. Boring look, boring cast.
>>220124942you're a fucking retard, kys.
>>220126735>Jon Bernthal as PoseidonThey can't be serious
>>220127255>>220127662Lying kike
>>220124736>apparently on the internet people said somethingkys faggot
>>220127218Like one anon said they'll marvelize it. Tom can't do drama so will he be quippy? Uncharted sucked. Spider-Man is only successful since he is the easiest character to sell. Zendaya? She has no on screen talent whatsoever. Why is Athena black? Really shitty. I'd rather watch the original Clash of the Titans then ever watch this shit.
>>220125626Even more embarrassing than the op.
>>220127407Still are, fuck athens, borders at tempi
>>220128201Modern Greeks are Slavic rape babies.
>>220127916Does he know?
>>220128057>Clash of the TitansThat's the rub. It's going to be worse than Clash of the Titans, a movie that was critically panned in 2010 despite the much more talented cast. The script could be Ben-Hur tier, but that means nothing when the actors reading the script are obvious miscasts.
>>220128282Whatever mutt
>>220126735>Zeus is a niggerNolan got the call, didn't he?
>>220126735>"Elliot" Page>El PenorLel Nolan you absolute madlad.
>>220128391>Original Clash of the Titans>2010Come the fuck on, man.
>>220128402Says the rapebaby mutt. LEL, LELMFAO even.
>>220129014Uhm actually if we go back enough in time we are all rapebabies.
>>220129056Nope. I trace my lineage back to Adam and Eve and every single person after that was married and white. Checkmate atheist. I am the whitest and least raped man alive. Greetings from Mumbai.
>>220124771The main complaint about the armor other than some autists about muh accuracy is that they simply look like plastic garbage
i watched the imax trailer preview clip thing and i legitimately fell asleep during it. my girl had to wake me up when the movie started
>>220124736wtf is bluesky?
>>220124771>Entire semesters having to learn about all the buttsex Achilles and Patroclus were havinggrim
>>220124771> I have a Master's in Classics from the third best University in England But what have YOU written?> nothing 100% nothing
>>220124736>>220124769It opens on the same day as Avengers Doomsday. Not a good plan.
>>220129262twitter from the late 2010s but even more unbearable
>>220124839Men would die for that poo color fivehead.
>>220129394Nolan's double fucked then, because an arguably superior adaptation is going to get an animated film
>>220125427Also Helen means sunshine, quite the opposite of dark.
>>220124736>on Bluesky
>>220124736>Apparently on Blueskywhat the fuck is wrong with you? go away and stay away, this board is fucked enough as it is, faggot.
>>220124736>biggest flop of the year. I am really anticipating it but dont want to be let downIn addition to your bluesky faggotry, Nolan is shit, and only 1-2 of his films have been decent. There is no way he can make a good film 1. about ancient lit 2. in 2026 3. with a shit cast. Unpossible, unironically, genuinely, and literally.
>>220124736every movie directed by nolan is doomed by default
>>220125107yep. It's going to be an expensive pile of shit that looks awkward while trying to look cinematic, sounds awkward, with awkward dialogue that's neither literary or classic, nor fitting modern film. It'll be shit, 100%.
>>220124762Calm down chud
Wait a minute...
>>220127806this is what mental illness looks like folks.
>>220124829I don't use any social media retard
>>220126735It's terrible overall, but Damon is okay, Pattinson is excellent, Leguizamo and Theron are fine as well, although Leg isn't white of course, but I wouldn't care about one hispanic actor in this cast. Otherwise, it's horrible. Hathaway's okay too.5 out of 18. loool
>>220129815Yes, and he's completely correct.
>>220127255>just hush and buy your tickets for slop #47208, chudThis garbage deserves to be shit on for years prior, during, and after. It's going to be an abortion, and you're cinematically illiterate and probably haven't seen many films if you can't tell that years ahead of its release.
>>220129262Daycare/Honeypot for libtards.
>>220125626This is how you bait
>>220126735What the FUCK was Nolan smoking?
>>220124736Casting and art design killed the movie before it had a chance... plus, you know, an actual Odysseus kino was recently made anyways.
>>220128970Lmao big OOF
>>220126735is this cast real? Surely, not even Zeus, is a moon cricket?I could've lived with helena of troy being a spade, just for the memes and jokesbut that's taking it too far.I do enjoy that they included a manlet tranny though, for the jokes, of course
>>220124839Helen of Troy is either a demigod or full god with no set appearance. She is whatever whoever is looking at her definition of beauty. Idiots who never read the shit get confused and debate her being blonde or red headed because differing accounts. She is the platonic ideal of feminine beauty daughter of Zeus. Jesus. It’s not complex.
>>220124736Why doesn’t Zendaya have a last name?
>>220126856>Did you not go to high school?yeah but as usual there's no time for the entire thinghow is this even relevant>>220126858you are on /tv/ - Television & Film getting mad at random things btw>I can’t just read the books onlyyeah I could, does that prevent me from enjoying the movie as well? I know you people are very autistic but it's just a reminder that if you don't like something personally then it doesn't mean that everyone else thinks the same waywhich segways perfectly into the following question: why the fuck did you click on a thread about something you supposedly dislike just to get mad at it, for what purpose>I need to consume jewlywood propaganda!film's not even out and terminally online retards are already screeching about propaganda and jews, perfect>>220130386except there's no bait, sorry for looking forward to watch upcoming movies on a movies board I guess, my bad, I should only follow a predetermined 4chan-approved movies list and never watch anything else to fit in
>>220124839She's not even a pretty black woman
>>220124736It's going to be good, at worse it's going to be on par with Tenent which still got good rating and reviews even though no one knew wtf was going on in that movie.It's going to smash the box office and win awards and anons will spend the next ten years seething over it because "woke" or whatever.
>>220124762>>220124736 >>220124839 >>220126735>blueskyit wasn''t blaxed enough yet???
>>220130628Because her first name is a banger of a mononym.It just sounds good.No one questions why Cher, or Prince, or Madonna, or Beyonce, or Rhianna, or Adele, or Bono only go by their first names. It's always only Zendaya for some reason and that's really strange.
>>220124839Helen doesn’t have a true appearance >>220130728she’s more or less a muse/demi god. Her true appearance would be a ball of yellow and purple energy. Zeus is pure yellow. Because her mother nemesis you add purple or something near it. Public schools can’t be this bad
>>220130889Because Beyonce, Madonna, Prince, and Rihanna are(were) talented (also note that they are musicians) while Zendaya is not. Her ego is not commensurate with her sub-mediocore ability as an actress. Also she is ugly.
>>220131231She doesn't have an egoI've never heard her brag about a single thingAlso she's not ugly you all can keep saying it but it'll never be true.
Trannies love to hype Zendaya the same way that mean girls hype up the ugliest and fattest girl in their friends group. It's self serving ego tripping. They think that they can boost their own status if they boost the status of homely women. "Well if Zendaya is considered attractive, then I must be a real looker". No, you're all ugly.
>>220131385The fact that she doesn't have a problem with her mononym is a priori proof that she has an ego.
>>220131440No one uses your full name at your job anon.You're just John.
>>220131540She looks like a little boy.
He couldn't even do anything cool with the costume design
He should have cast one of the Stranger Things kids, Nolan is old and out of touch
>>220130889It’s not a banger mononym. It just leaves me wondering why she doesn’t have a last name.
>>220131577since when do little boys have breasts
>>220131610I get its history nerds shitposting but at least it'd be something new.
>>220130676> except there's no bait, sorry for looking forward to watch upcoming movies on a movies board I guess, my bad, I should only follow a predetermined 4chan-approved movies list and never watch anything else to fit inIt’s for your own good, boy.
>>220131651Even before HRT you had tits, which is why you wore a shirt to the pool, fatty.
Sex with Zendaya's feet
>>220131207So is the ai lying to me? Nothing about a ball of energy with the little googling I did
>>220131678The armor is the least of the problems and the lore fags are ruining the discussion. The biggest problem with this shit film in the cast.
>>220124762fpbp
>Apparently on Bluesky
>>220130625So in zero cases would she look like Lupita
>>220124736i hope so, nolan is a iq test.. if you like him beyond memento you are retarded, yes prestige is shit and already showed the worst thing about nolan peak retard tier twists that make the story worse and make no real sense in the setting on top of it
>>220124736>troonskyGo back
>>220124736Bluesky is still a thing?
>>220124736>BlueskyGod I hope this is bait
>>220126735besides matt not one sympathetic face, all of them douche current hollywood face shoved down everyones throat for the hundreds time alreadynolan is a hack fraud
>>220124736Nolan is this generations most overrated actor
>>220124736>Apparently on Bluesky
>>220127588But enough about truth social
All Nolan needed to say was that he likes the Emily Wilson translation of Homer. He could have cast every single person I would cast. He could have decked them out in shinning bronze armor and Naue type II swords, and double-sided axes and bronze chariots as they should be using. He could have had a billion dollar budget, and it would still amount to shit. Because he does not know beauty and he does not understand either story. He wants to sell you more deracinated slop. Bros, if I ever get the chance I will do right by the poet. Do not give this faggot corp your money. Do not even pirate this piece of shit.
>>220124736>armour looks like shit>big star cast but bizarrely no one fits their roles>everything looks blue or gray, no mediterranean sun in sightWhat exactly made you think this would be good?
>>220131934Listen to this
>>220125427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCQgppsWgzEThis video is really funny since she has to go over every line describing her appearance in Homer (and later other sources) and it all makes it painfully obvious she's suppose to be white but since you can tell what kind of audience watches her videos, she can't directly say she can't be a negress but still pitifully tries to create some room for it
>>220131934If Odysseus ends up saying "Playtime is over" during the slaughter of the suitors...
>>220131934There's a bunch of people depicting scenes from the Odyssey using AI on youtube, and there was that one bronze age armor edit that made the rounds a few months agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM-TuFkUXEA
>>220124771>third best University in EnglandSo you didn't even go to a real university lmao
>>220124736Race swap for no reason plus holland and zendaya are just pure cringe for me. Normies will eat it up because it has Nolans name on it but I'm sitting this one out.
the only good thing about the movie will be the comedy that is nolan directed close combat scenes...
>>220132294The suitors slaughter scene is going to fucking suck then because it's just going to be fast close up shots of Odysseus firing his bow and then cutting to guys clumsily falling to the ground
>>220131702keep your faggot fantasy to your self homo
>>220131207>Her true appearance would be a ball of yellow and purple energy.You are so fucking stupid I hope you actually die.
>>220132793He's probably going off of the Percy Jackson concept of demigods, in actual mthology being the direct descendant of a god did not give you any divine powers typically
Why does anyone expect kino from Nolan? Look at this shit
has there ever been a good historic epic with jewish sockpuppets lining up 90% of the cast
>>220132122>>220132655Telemachus will start to kill them before king boomer steps in and tells him something like "it's not worth it, son" or "enough has been lost already". God I hate boomers.
>>220124736>Apparently on Blueskyyou just know this is a /pol/ack falseflag thread with this first sentence.
>>220132160That is so cool anon. We can finally fix director's shitty bluefilters and leather armor mistakes.
>>220124908Travis Scott is literally retarded.
>>220131916both suck ass, retard.
>>220124829>truth socialdid you actually get psyopped into thinking twitter isn't still the biggest one
>>220124736>BlueskyTHERE'S THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE!
>>220133403bluesky users are so fucking retarded that they are only able to compare themselves to things they perceive themselves as being superior to. even though twitter is still a piece of shit, they think saying "hey at least my dogshit platform is better than that other dogshit platform". they're both fucking breeding grounds for the most retarded thinking on the planet. i swear to god if i had a button to press that would let me permanently break the hands of every bluesky user so they wouldn't be able to spam the internet with their retardation i would press that button multiple times to make sure it worked. you never hear faggots from twitter going "OH HURR DURR AT LEAST IT'S NOT HECKIN BLUESKY". you know why? because nobody give a fucking shit. they're all fucking awful. please shut the fuck up forever.
>>220134378>they're both fucking breeding grounds for the most retarded thinking on the planet. i swear to god if i had a button to press that would let me permanently break the hands of every bluesky user so they wouldn't be able to spam the internet with their retardation i would press that button multiple times to make sure it worked.based, dare I say
>>220124736It looked like absolute dogshit from the minute they announced the cast.I don't think there's anyone in it that I would pay to see in the cinema.
>>220124736Nolan is a hack
