I liked their romance
>>220125981egg is icsh
>>220126071>icshYou post this in every single thread, literally what does it mean?
>hotd trailer comes out, marking the end of the 4 month long akotsk era of general and the start of the hotd era of general >general immediately dies Tells you a lot
>>220125981Jonsa wonDaenerys is dead and Nazi
I just love Emilia
Why is House of the Dragon so shit?
>>220126762
>>220125981Good thing Ygritte can't read.
>>220125981ygritte and jon were not madly in love? the show lied to me,???
>>220126762Too feminist
>Its chapter where Dany’s breast falls out like a 2004 red carpet walk
>>220126435
>>220127873Oh the Earth chapter.
>>220128060*Qarth
>>220126435>movie was a complete failureThis is what happens when you let jonsa fags make a movie.
>>220126435She loved him just just like Naerys loved the Dragon knight huh
>>220126936well in the books she basically rapes himcurrently jon has the hots for this hot blonde named val (she don't exists in the show) they'll probably have a fling before he settles with dany
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO COME UP WITH HOUSE WORDSWHY CAN'T I BE CREATIVE AND WHIMSICAL
>>220128280Just make a pun or reference to your sigil, easiest thing ever
>>220128339I'M TOO STUPID FOR EVEN THAT
>>220127968>>220128124>>220128124Jonsabros we can't stop winning
>>220128361>the fat man openly says that he plans on killing SansaKek, sometimes I love the fat man.
>>220127873>it's a chapter where 14 years old Dany masturbates thinking about her dead husband and then is caught by her female servant only for the later to start licking her queen's underage pussy until she cums
>>220128361>Gendry/Arya below HondaSubhumans
>>220129751Isn't Missandei like 10 in the books? Wtf fatman.
george made dany such a whore in the books because he wants us to see jon as the simp who will save her and make her pure again right ?
>>220130163Dany will be obsessed with Jon because he doesn’t simp for her
>>220125981>the fanfic romance from the show ftfy
>>220130163Well George also thinks that Sam should be drowning in pussy because he’s the self insert for him.
>>220130227Does she get fat in the books or is this just like a slight on the actress?
>>220130392They say she never lost the weight she gained from her pregnancy's so yeah she's kinda chunky. I guess they pushed the lesbo shit to make up for not making her fat.
>>220130392She's fat yeah, but so are Helaena and Myssaria to be fair. Funnily Alicent is the only one that isn't fat.
>>220130313>fanfic romanceto be fair, there's a 90% chance it's something george spoiled to them just like jon's true parentage and bran as king but the way they made it happen is likely very poorer to the way george plans to make them happen in the books
In all likelyhood Dany will have a harem and at least 2 husbands. Euron or Vic, maybe both, Jon, daario, and plenty of simps that aren’t allowed in the harem like Tyrion and Jorah
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>>220130920euron and daario are the same person dumbassit fits
>>220130920If there IS a harem it will be the ultimate disgrace for Jorah since he suggested the harem in the first place
>>220125981Bump
>>220126728she will always be best girl in my heart
If you had to have a mixtape for when you're raiding as an Ironborn, what songs would you stick on it?
>>220130317I hope his dad bullied him like in the show
>>220132312i’d want metal like judas priest and megadeath. i’d want my whole life to be like the scene when euron destroys yara’s fleet and takes her captive it really sucks they nerfed euron so much. the show kingsmoot fucking sucked
>>220132915Didn't an old /got/fag actually put metal music from doom over that scene?
https://x.com/shinobuissm/status/1931443649184698789their romance has potential but dany is such a whore I just think jon deserves better
>>220132312Sea-shanties/old norse poetry probably
Bittersteel was always one sword slash away from the Iron Throne, he was just unlucky that's the truth, he just needed one more rebellion.
>>220130920well 2 husbands is dany's original plan since she thinks the other two heads of the dragon must be two men she marriesbut vic will die, her feelings for daario will probably get a lot weaker since she don't need him to let out that "fire and blood" side of her anymore
how will the boatsex scene play out in the books ?
>>220133903I think dany and Aegon will marry but then they will split and have a civil war, and then dany will kill him at the battle of the bells in kings landing to fulfil the azor ahai (false) prophecy. Then she is killed by her other husband Jon to fulfill the azor ahai (real) prophesy
jon is jealous of both ygritte and val sleeping with other men before him, I doubt he's the cuck type that will accept sharing his wife with another man, he'll tell dany to go fuck herself if she proposed that to him
>>220134025This sounds like a lot of stuff with only 2 books left
you know, since grrm is a lot more libtard now I wonder if he'll ever explore dany's traumas and how it influencies her sexual life, you know, if instead of just portraying her as a dumb horny teenager showing she's actually driven by traumas from all the messed up experiencies she went thou at such young agejon will probably be the first health and normal relationship she will ever experience
>>220130227lol generous to 'nyra in hotd
>>220134200I don’t think so, A storm of swords covered an insane amount of shit. Jon and ygrittes entire arc is one book
Did any crannogmen march south with Robb?
>>220134282Yes.>“Lord Karstark is the last,” Bran said thoughtfully. “Robb will feast him tonight.”>“No doubt he will.”>“How long before … before they go?”>“He must march soon, or not at all,” Maester Luwin said. “The winter town is full to bursting, and this army of his will eat the countryside clean if it camps here much longer. Others are waiting to join him all along the kingsroad, barrow knights and crannogmen and the Lords Manderly and Flint. The fighting has begun in the riverlands, and your brother has many leagues to go.”most likely stayed in the Neck, but some came with Robb
>>220134200my guess is if winds ever comes out, fatman is definitely going to announce 'a time of wolves' as an extra book before dream of springlikely focusing on the starks but it could also cover minor but important plotlines that he won't be able to end in winds such as:>the succession crisis in winterfell after jon takes it back in winds>dany coming to westeros >second dance, faegon death>dany and jon meeting/their romance developing>the starks siblings reuniting>jon trying to get westeros ready for the othersso ados can focus mainly in the long night
>>220130920Take Victarion's name out of your damned mouth. He would only touch that floozy with his axe.
>>220134838he's the cuck that lost at fair isle to a guy who'd never fought a naval battle before, right?
>>220134860Yes.
>>220134243The potential for revisionism in his attitudes is a big problem. He laid all this groundwork for Jon/Dany but i wonder if he just decides people won’t shrug off the fact that she’s his aunt like he assumed they would thirty years ago and change it accordingly
>>220135071As you said, he already made a whole setup for jon/dany with all those foreshadows and parallels, it would be stupid to throw it all away now If incest becomes a problem, he can just never bring up R+L=J clearly in the books, he may drop some hints like jon being able to tame a dragon, maybe feeling a supernatural connection to dany etc but never actually confirm they're related
>>220134243Gurm may be a lib, but he is first and foremost a freak. The underage incest stays.
>>220134473I never liked the idea of the Red Wedding and its subversion. The North and Robb falling in battle near Kingslanding as a reversal of The Trident and as a new Redgrass Field with victory slipping through their fingers appealed way more to me. It would've made for legend and songs about the wolf and the north that almost conquered the south.Instead fatman gave that battle to fucking Stannis.
>>220134282Most of them stayed in the neck to wage guerilla warfare against the Ironborn.
>>220135378Too traditional and safe. Without the shock value subversions the series would be a generic fantasy slop
>>220135378We only see Robb through Cat's eyes, so he had to kill them both at the same time.
>IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER! LEAVE THAT BOY BE!
>>220126868> uh mah waife, it is sansa egen
>>220135442George is just a really atypical writer who makes calls no one else would, but I don't think he set out with the intention to be subversive for the sake of it. Though if George had any sense he would question some of the decisions he made after seeing how the showrunners turned his life's work into filth to get shock reactions at bars.
>>220135442Robb rampaging through the Riverlands and burning the Westerlands only to lose at the last moment against Mace fucking Tyrell on the gates of Kingslanding is still pretty subversive if you ask me and would've interstingly put Tywin on a weaker position against the Tyrells.
How can Dunk ever live it down?
>>220135992It's fine. This is Westeros so anyone can start a major war or topple a dynasty just by showing up to work late one day.
>>220135992>killed a (((targ)))he's basically a hero
Why does anyone like Stannis?Renly was the better king.
>>220135378>Write one of the most beloved and shocking plot twists in all of literature>Noooo you did it wrong I hate this fucking fanbase
>>220136502Renly gets a bad wrap because we see him through Catelyns pov. The whole theme of the first book is win or dye and Renly knows Stannis will not win with or without Renly. Taking the throne after Ned fails him is literally all Renly can do to save his own life. He even tries to make concessions to ally with Robb
>>220137071r/asoiaf is the other way, fag
>>220137071it is full of redditors
If Dorne is where I’ll find Latinas, where would I go to find ABGs?
>read asoiaf>all the female characters are overly emotional fucktards who ruin everythinguh based?
>>220137760yi ti
>>220128361>straight ships the highestThis is how you know nobody gives a shit about writing them.
>>220125981TAOOBA!
>>220128361>Tormund/Jon Snow
>GRRM's favorite Targaryen is Daemon because he's unpredictable and fun to write>According to GRRM Aegon IV is the worst king in Westerosi history - worse than the Mad King or Maegor the Cruel
>>220138442Maegor did nothing wrong and half of Aerys' reign was a time of peace and plenty.
>>220137760Lmao that doesn’t even look like a human
She deserves happiness more than any character.
>>220138442>GRRM's favorite Targaryen is Daemon because he's unpredictable and fun to writeI don’t get this part. He really didn’t do anything unpredictable in the story
>>220138500And by happiness I mean being eaten and burned alive
>>220138598I remember an interview where GRRM was glazing daemon saying ”you never know which side he’s gonna end up on”. And then you read the thing and daemon is just viserys loyal dog from the beginning to the end and then by extension Rhaenyra, giving up his life for her in the end. No “super complex heart in conflict with itself” shit, just the old “edgy guy is wild card but in the end loyal” trope. He’s even more one note in the book than the show, in the show at least daemon wants the throne for himself
>>220126071You're not funny
>>220138351THAT'S TAOOBA!
The edginess of ASoIaF feels like it's partly motivated by an atheist wrestling with a secular variant of the problem of evil, and partly just a young boy's fascination with Shadow the Hedgehog.
>>220138255If Gurm were a chud half of his characters would feel like caricatures that were way too on-the-nose. His women are insane, his homos weak and effeminate, his brown people are barely human savage pederasts.
>>220139263Correct. The reason why Winds is late is because George is busy writing the Coldsteel the Edgehog saga.
>>220138500
>>220130227Tits aren't big enough to be book-accurate.
>>220130392Book Rhaenyra becomes a thick MILF with huge breasts.https://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Entry/Good_Queen_Alysanne_and_Rhaenyra>You will probably want to paint Rhaenyra as she was at her father's death, when she laid claim to the Iron Throne. Pampered from an early age, she was a pudgy girl and a stout woman, with a thick waist and a very large bosom. She was very proud and stubborn, and there was a certain petulance to her small mouth. Rhaenyra did have the silver-gold hair of the Targaryens, which she wore long and braided in the manner of Aegon the First's warrior wife Visenya. Rhaenyra was no warrior herself. She always dressed richly, favoring purple and maroon velvets and golden Myrish lace in intricate patterns. Her bodice often glittered with pearls and diamonds, and there were always rings on her fingers. Whenever she was anxious, she would turn them compulsively, round and round. Though Rhaenyra could be charming, she was quick to anger and never forgot a slight. During the Dance of the Dragons, she wore her father's crown.
>>220135442It's generic LE SUBVERSIVE fantasy slop lol
Did they have to make Maggie the Frog so hot?
>>220126762Written during the feminist wokeslop era.
>>220126071luke is icsh
Re-reading the books has instilled me with a feeling that George likely has a very high IQ and an incredible ability to empathize with and understand people. Like so many of his characters, he comes across as a witty fellow who is unfortunately severely handicapped and disqualified from his position by his character flaws.
>>220140866It’s neat how you can pinpoint the exact time woke died by looking at the reception of season 2 compared to 1
>>220141321lol
>>220141432Why are incel chuds always so fucking retarded?
>>220141589Say the show was woke garbage in 2024 and you got an angry essay telling you how you’re wrong Say the same thing now and everyone agrees
>>220141589>Why are incel chuds always so fucking retarded?
>>2201416312022*
why are cat babies cute while human babies are ugly?
>>220138442Aegon I is the worst because he brought targshittery to Westeros.Aerys II is the best.
>>220129805It isn't Missandei, it's a character called Irri who I don't think was in the show
>>220142217Fur. Cats with no fur are fugly.
break Dornish slut fingers
>>220143025Irri and Doreah are in the show.He’s also wrong Irri didn’t go down on her (that time)
>>220128217
First Men=WHGAndals=WSHRhoynar=EEF
>>220128361>>220126435>2. Jon Snow/Sansa I thought I was alone in my crackship.
>>220140866>>220126762it was written as if kamala won. but now that antiwokies have a lot more power it looks like a complete fish out of water.
....semoc eH
Watching GoT for the first time after the Dunk show essentially convinced me to give it a shot. I knew how the plot goes in broad strokes, and that the quality drops off around when they run out of book material, but good fucking God I'm halfway through season 6 and it's just so bad. The dialogue is written like mediocre fanfic, nailing this middle ground where it somewhat mimics the intended setting feel while utterly failing to nail the voices of characters down, half the things characters do are just utterly baffling and unbelievable in the context, some casting choices just fucking suck, like Euron, who for a supposed self-hyping wannabe apocalypse is really just kind of a schlub with zero presence.How bad will the remaining two and a half seasons be?
>>220138598>>220139181GRRM barely wrote Fire & Blood. Daemon must be much cooler and does a lot more stuff in his head. He just forgot to give Elio and Linda his notes, or he just forgot to write his thoughts down entirely.
>>220145845>watching GoT for the first time in 2026zoomergoat? is that you?also just finish watching them, they get progressively worse but at least you can then watch the 1000s of "every mistake in season X" vids, they're good background noise
>>220145845>Season 6I remember when this was airing and even /tv/ had collective delusions about the writing. I started hating GOT by the end of season 4.
>>220146005the show had gone to shit by then but sunk cost fallacy was in full effect, people had already watched like 100 hours of GoT by that point and assumed itd at least end well
>>220145973>zoomergoat? is that you?Barely a zoomer. I just didn't get into GoT when it was still coming out, kind of figured I'd watch it once it's complete, and then the endless screaming about the ending made that seem like a waste, but by this point I've gotten into morbid-curiosity-watching bad things to see how bad they truly can be. You can find some gems if you give utter shit a chance sometimes, Under Paris was amazing, and the first few seasons of GoT were pretty good. Even if some things, like the spirals that go nowhere at all, were annoying to see.>>220146005Watching it back to back, I think I can see some decline in season 4, more of it in season 5, but season 6 is just absurdly worse. It's gradual decline in those two, and then a total drop.
Why are there no inland cities in Westeros?
>>220146591theres like, two cities in all of westeros
>>220146591building a settlement thats not accessible by water in pre rail times meant you were essentially living on north pole
poppa bear! where are you?
>>220146696There be plenty of rivers doe
>>220145818!on ,on ,oN
>Qotho pulled Haggo away, saying, “Kicks are too merciful for a maegi. Take her outside. We will stake her to the earth, to be the mount of every passing man. And when they are done with her, the dogs will use her as well. Weasels will tear out her entrails and carrion crows feast upon her eyes. The flies off the river shall lay their eggs in her womb and drink pus from the ruins of her breasts…” He dug iron-hard fingers into the soft, wobbly flesh under the godswife’s arm and hauled her to her feet.
>>220147688
>>220147688No mane?
>>220147711fuck it another one
>>220145845>How bad will the remaining two and a half seasons be?The same.
What is food like in Dorne?
>>220148916Chochi
I don’t know what they’re doing with Helaena.
*Drinks the Wildfire*
>>220149762corrupt evil men corrupted the innocent woman who wanted to do nothing but help the world now the evil corrupted woman is evil because men and she still tries to do good but what would oyu have her do? men's corruption runs deep she is tragic now she must die and sacrifice herself for another pointless selfish victory in a war started by men
Holy fuck the trailer for the third season was so soulless.
>>220139902You would think they would burn that dragon crap on the Dragonstone and left it there
>>220125981What romance? That shit came out of fucking nowhere.
>>220126728the fucking slag
>>220146591George is really averse to having cities in Westeros for some reason. Anything besides Lannisport, Oldtown, Kings Landing, Duskendale, Gulltown and White Harbour (and maybe Sunspear) is described as a town at best. It might be American cultural thing, now I think about it.
>>220125981"He felt alone."I don't think Martin's prose is that good.That's telling, not showing.
>>220143594>fucks with Dornish>losesEvery time
/got/sisters…. our response?Keep in mind the LotR car meme doesn’t apply since blacks exist in ASOIAF
>>220151170Not to say GRRM has great prose in general, but in this case you're being pedantic. It's an internal emotion that's not necessarily showing through externally. You could blow it out to a paragraph of him pantomiming it out, but sometimes brevity and directness is for the best.
>>220139902She will fake her death and live forever happy with Alicent scissoring each other in Yi Ti
>>220146591there is no internal trade in Westeos
>>220151637>DEY DUNTZ LIKE MEH CUZ MUH CHARCTER BE RICH 'N SHIEEEETYes that's why.
>>220151637You’re a diversity hire bro, nothing more.
>>220151978virtuously signaled, anon
>>220151841The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing.
>>220128564He can say whatever he wants. There's no way he would go through with it if the books ever released.
>>220130227
>>220150960they literally dream of each other in the book and she senses his death, they're basically soulmatesit sucks DnD cut out all of it in the show
>>220152154He knows his audience is almost exclusively belligerent leftards now and most definitely would not kill off Sansa or any of the female characters at this point.
>>220152154Well she sure is shit isn’t going to be queen in da norf. That was 100% show fanfiction.
>>220128361>sandor sansa top 5kino
>>220151841My point was that it can still be internalized without being explicit about it.
>>220128361>10,598 - 601Utter bullshit. None of the kingdoms in westeros come even close to the wealth and shipbuilding capacity of essos, and if we assume essos is modeled after the mediterranean at least when it comes to their maritime republics then the closest comparison we have is the byzantium which would have around 100-300 warships at its peak naval power. The wealthiest most powerful empire at the time.No kingdom in westeros could maintain more than 30-50 warships realistically.
>>220151637If he was a rich summer islander I wouldn't give a shit. Blame Dumb and Dumber for cutting the summer islander prince out of GoT.
>>220153016lmao redwyne alone floats 1,200 shipsYou’re way off kek
>>220126728>>220131703Same
>>220153161yeah no. unless you think rowboats are "ships".
>>220134200It’s mostly because Martin started stalling after book 3 because he didn’t know what to do after war basically ended
>>220151637>blacks exist in ASOIAFYeah they do, but those characters like nettles get cut so that they can do lazy raceswaps instead. I swear progressives are retarded.
>>220137147>>220137147shut the fuck upwhat you said was kino but the red wedding as written is far beyond that. >>220135552Grrm is not a great historian but he clearly loves a lot of classic medieval stories and actual events. He loves the spirit of stories and the times in which they take place; like black dinner, english medieval civil war which has always elevated his writing. >>220139263>>220139320this is funny but asoiaf is not nearly as atheistic and edgy as people say. It is a very hopeful series and that comes through at when things are at their worst in the riverlands with arya and so on. I never understood the take that Grrm is o sort of nihilist. He obviously is not. He is definitely over the top sometimes like darkstar is laughable
>>220151637The LotR car meme absolutely apply in this caseActually black people also exist in LotR but forced diversity is nonetheless off putting there as well
>>220151637>LotR car meme doesn’t applyit does. because valyrians are white skin, white hair, and purple eyed. not straight outta baltimore
What kind of life would you want to live in asoiaf?
>>220140353BUCKBROKEN post lmfaoyou must be like 25 years old
>>220149873>Rhae why is my tea pink?
>>220130163damn Ive hated everything GoT related ever since 2018 but that painting made me shiver and be nostalgic about that universe and stories. Makes me sad :(
>>220153849What a bizarre seethe.
>>220141056season 1 bran is icsh
If Dany had actually done they brief plan she considered and went back to Vaes Tolorro and settled it to wait for her dragons to grow it probably would have worked out better for everybody
If Dany had actually done they brief plan she considered and went back to Vaes Dothrak it probably would have worked out better for everybody
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>>220153957The main story of the novels is a sack of beautiful garbage, but the appeal of Westeros has stuck with me in spite of the fact that I don't care about its retarded targlore. There's something about the contrast of its happy medieval landscape filled with feasts and tourneys and the horrors that are constantly interrupting them that I find compelling.
>>220155767>happy medieval landscape filled with feasts and tourneysI like how that's mainly a southern thing while the Norf doesn't give a shit about that stuff since they're too busy just trying to survive.
>>220151637>the LotR car meme doesn’t apply since blacks exist in ASOIAFDamn, you’re right…
>>220153957>>220155767>>220155987does westeros have pineapples? i don't want to live in westeros if there are no pineapples.
>>220153287>Paxter Redwyne owned two hundred warships, and five times as many merchant carracks, wine cogs, trading galleys, and whalers. lmao cope and seethe
blackpilled incel legend
>>220156611just because you're a retard who doesn't understand scale doesn't mean i'm wrong
>>220156826Its hard to stay mad about the Velaryons when they went to such pains to make a character thats literally me
>>220156826hard to hate this nigga. his death will be sad rather than the killing of tyrant
>>220157876hes one of the worst character in the show. a bipolar nepo baby guard captain that gets all mopey and emo because the ruler doesn't elope with him. he acts like a teenaged girl.
>>220158386>nepo baby Started from nothing and rose to the top through combat skill
>>220158452lol no. his life would have been over the second the killed a random lord if not the fact he's a nepo baby.
>House Cole were vassals of House Dondarrion, who rule from Blackhaven in the Dornish Marches of the stormlands.[4]>The greatest member of the house was Ser Criston Cole, the son of the steward at Blackhaven;[4] according to a semi-canon source, Criston was common-born.>According to semi-canon sources, the house is currently extinct.Anon is right, Criston started from barely one step above Dunk.
What does Alicent even do?
>>220159584Mops around in green dresses and pretends to know politics because she banged old king at least three separate times
>>220159556>semi-canonkys
>>220159772seething
>>220159772>kysI can't, I ain't no Valyrian
>>220151637Velaryons being black makes zero sense because they intermarried with the Targaryens so often, they might as well be the same family, and yet the Targaryens are depicted as white. Either make both white or both black, what's incoherent is them looking totally different.
Bitch didn't want to see Asshai with Criston
>>220159556>son of the steward at BlackhavenThat's better off than the vast majority of the population, certainly better than a Flea Bottom orphan like Dunk. Still a far cry from a nepobaby.
>>220160535He was below a landed knight, he was better off than older hedge knight Dunk but not that much.>>220160254Rich girl things. Also I just realized Criston ended up the same way as Fireball when he rebelled for his students Daemon and Bittersteel, death by arrows.
>>220156611I don't think George understands how hilarious trying to board a carrack with a Viking longship would be; literal rowboats trying to fight an immense ocean-going vessel. For a culture that's all about seafaring, they are centuries behind on maritime technology.
>>220151637Valyrian features are just an exaggerated version of normal European features; there probably have been a small number of people throughout history with genuine violet eyes and silvery-gold hair. So it's just another example of the disturbing trend of portraying Negroes with European features.
>>220140184People say George has an incest fetish, but if you read the books the man just loves big fat tits. The way he describes them, it's quite clear.
>>220159556doesnt mean if you start from nothing when you have nepotism on your side
>>220126936>madly in loveWell, it's more like someone's first real relationship in high school. Gotta remember they are all still teenagers in the books and she takes his virginity.
>>220162417Dunk is walking around with the future king of Westeros, he has infinitely far more nepotism on his side than Criston and they both reached Lord Commander.
>>220162170But the Carracks are manned by soft fucking greenlandersAlso I thought the longships are used for going up rivers and the Ironb*rn have large frigates and carracks themselves?
>>220162507you're retarded
>>220162649You're stupid.
>>220160254She always wanted Daemon anyway.
>>220162728>t. retard who thinks a character that everyone hates is a good character actually
>>220125981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTF-2lh-vM4&I've rewatched Knight of the Seven Kingdoms from start to finish way too many times. Even just having it on in the background because it's comfy.
Backstory and lore are two different things; Gurm is good at the former and it deluded him into thinking he was good at the latter.
>>220162826You’re an actual npc and all your thoughts are poop
>>220163315>twitter insultno wonder you think an objectively worthless character is good, you just parrot opinions from women who watch the show with their phones out and somehow ended up with the idea that this is the general consensus due to your own mental retardation
>>220163382Your thoughts beliefs and feelings are feces
Rise Ser Duncan
>>220163392ironic coming from a retard who somehow baited himself into thinking cole is a good character, and then also somehow ended up thinking he isn't a nepobaby when he fucks her boss
>>220134772What would the succession issue be? Didn’t Robb specifically say he wanted him to be his heir? Would it be an issue with him being a bastid of Jane being preggers?
>>220162984why do these stupid foids basedface out
>>220151637>literally says the thing Jesus these people are beyond parody.
>>220159878Thanks the gods for Barba, shame about Bittersneed
>>220163412So is this guy a vampire or what
>>220162984Also the full https://vimeo.com/1187881838/4608f10ec6
>>220164265Worse, he’s a targ.
>>220162380People says martin actually wants show incest as a bad thing but tt doesn't help the main couple in the series will be nephew and aunt
>>220164341>but tt doesn't help the main couple in the series will be nephew and auntJon is Ned’s son with Ashara Dayne.
>>220164377Jon is Littlefingers son with Lysa Arryn
>>220164062>ThanksIT'S THANK THE GODS NOT THANKS THE GODS YOU STUPID ESL MONGREL
>>220156912>ESL can’t cope with what the books sayLMAO
>>220164779Only ESLs get this mad about small grammatical errors. Calm down and stop huffing cow urine.
>>220165670STUPID BROWN ESL MONGREL
>>220163923Robb thought Bran and Rickon were dead and they're not.
>>220156595they do not have tropical plants
So wildfire stores are still under King Landing? They did not liquidate it ?Daenerys will have a nice surprise when she arrives with dragons
>>220165873Jump in front of a train, jamboy.
>>220168198Would either Bran and Rickon care if Jon became head of the house? And given the shitstorm going on there is utility in not having a kid be in charge especially when there is war going on and other bullshit coming.
>>220168827Well, Bran almost certainly can't sire sons with his condition and would have to make Rickon/Jon his heir anyway, while Rickon is too young to even understand the situation. So probably not, but someone else could try to make a problem of it in their stead.
>>220168827If Bran and rickon don’t the odds are one Rickons sons or Grandsons will and thats pretty much always enough to start a war
>>220168714KYS STUPID BROWN ESL MONGREL
>>220169147>jamboy is mad he was called a jamboyStop shitting up the thread faggot.
>>220169093Maybe after but at that point no one is really in a position to do anything up north save Manderly and he seems to just want a Stark on the throne to get rid of the Boltons and Freys. >>220169106Jon may become king by the end so he could just give Winterfell to Rickon or Bran, or maybe Robb’s kid.
>>220145270Jonsa has always been the favorite ship of the fanfic community, unsurprisingly since Jon and Sansa are the favorite self-inserts of the fandom
Does Rob consult the master battle strategist Catt in the books on whether to take Casterly Rock? I can't recall.
>>220151919>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>220169558>Rudolf Hess>Sarah HessNazi bitch shouldn't have place in screenwriting community
Tywin should have just sent Tyrion to the Citadel to become an archmaester. Tyrion would probably even like that life, as long as he could make use of the brothels in Oldtown.
>>220169253KYS STUPID BROWN ESL MONGREL
>>220133974Kit was really miscast as Jon. Always looking clueless as fuck
>>220156826He is the opposite of incel. He wants to keep his vows but hoes keep jumping at his cock.
>>220162984>>220164300Fuck women, fuck reaction content and fuck you.
>>220126854Condom and Hissterical ...
>>220162380>Rhaenyra>Arianne>Barba>Bellegere>Falia>Genna>Tansy>Melisandre>Meralyn>Malazza>Myranda>Merry Meg>Lady Corbray>Miller's wife from Acorn Water>Quellon Greyjoy's Piper wife>Amarei Crakehall>Robert's cousin>The captain's daughter on the Myraham>Queen o' whores>Amerei Frey>Jhiqui
>>220169685do you also think steinberg is a german last name?
What are your honest thoughts on ser Arrion Baratheon, "The Sneaking Storm", the greatest assassin in the Stormlands history? Did he get trained by the Assassin's guild of Yi-Ti?
>>220173307i honestly think i want to fugg him please let me fugg him please
>>220165669>can't copethis comes from an uneducated retard who thinks a small regional kingdom would maintain a fleet larger than the wealthiest empire in early medieval europe at its peak
poppa bear? where are you?
More wine, your Grace?
>>220173307Storms are well known for being quiet
>>220172587Hard to believe all of these are Euron but it's true.
>>220174802idiot
>>220174229Based historically illiterate yank. There were far larger medieval navies in Europe, but an island having a fleet bigger than you thought makes you seethe. XD
What's Satin endgame in a books ?
>>220176020>There were far larger medieval navies in Europename them
>>220176106Sure.But to maximise your humiliation, what was the largest navy you *thought* existed?>inb4 you dodge
>>220176652>There were far larger medieval navies in Europecan you answer the question instead of dodging?
>>220176652>>220176790also i'll answer you dumb niggerbitch it was byzantium or venice depending on which time period you think asoiaf is set in
>>220130163It's because Grrm is a pedo
>>220176652HELLO NIGGERBITCH? YOU STILL HERE?
>>220164265He's based
>>220164007The last sentence is completely unnecessary and just makes it seem whiny for no reason undermining the actual point.
>>220179296the point is its a rebuttal to putting nigs in every work of fiction now
>>220169477>it’s the self inserts collide shipThat’s how you know it sucks.
>>220172587Forgot>Taena Merryweather
Do we ever see this nigga again?
>>220179738Doesnt show up again in the 3 dunk books Could easily be relevant though in the other 12 Gorge never wrote
>>220179296>>220179468its a chuddie loaded argument either way that wouldnt warrant a real response in a proper discussionand its not particularly good argument in the case of asoiaf since i think gurm planned the old valeryans as brownoids instead of the pvre aryans they ended up being
Jon was destined to breed Val
>>220179790he wanted them to look like drow you fucking mongoloid
>>220179821its irrelevant though, all it would take is gurm to decide old valyria was actually located in hte summer isles and now they are nigger dragonriders but also gurm is probably just shorthanding tolkien elves who in turn are fair and white because tolkien himself was ultra eurocentric and probably didnt know the world outside of through the lense of who the romans were but even then the average chud doesnt even know what carthage is and probably thinks they are niggers
>>220179790>gurm planned the old valeryans as brownoids But he didn’t.
>so thete is this race of blone violet eyed people who have special blood with allows them to do incest without drawbacks and they used to run a slave empireWhat did grrm mean by this?
>>220179790It's literally the exact same argument that SJWs and niggers use and only exists to make it obvious how fucking stupid that argument is, yes.
>>220180106ignore the retard leftypol fag just trying to stir up shit
>>220179797val will be jon's daario, they will fuck, sure but at end he'll have to end their relationship for some reason before settling with dany
>>220180155not in the context of lotr when the "argument" is used to cry about colored ppl existing
>>220180034>I mean if George just changed up the lore they could be black!!Then he’d just be more of a hack than he is now. Authors who change their story to appease some sense of social justice deserve zero respect.
>OP had to astroturf bump his thread for 24 hoursKEK nobody cares anymore
