ITT: We Write a South Park episode that could get the show cancelled I'll start>Love in Israel>Kyle needs to go back to the Holy Land to participate in some coming of age ceremony. Mr Garrison is intrigued, so he decides to invite the entire class along as a cultural heritage>Stan's whole deal this episode is facing how Judaism influences his friendship with Kyle meanwhile Kyle Is seething Cartman is coming along and swears him to be on his best behaviour but he's surprisingly chill about the whole ordeal>Meanwhile, Kenny falls in love with a Palestinian girl who has snuck across the border in order to get medicine for her family. The pair bound about being poor, and eventually fall in love. Cue a cute montage of them doing shit together. >Kyle undergoes the ceremony, it's some really psychedelic experience where he eventually understands the universe, walls of text of the koran and other religious scripture fly across the screen. Best I can compare it too is similar to Shinji's breakdown from ThE End of Evangelion but the ceremony is interrupted by rocket strikes from Palestine>Everyone is panicking and scrambling from the oncoming rockets seeking shelter, this is part one of two, Cartman continues to be on his best behaviour but once he's alone in the shelter from the group he pulls out a phone and tells a mysterious person " I got what you need, now it's time to live up to your end of the bargain." The b plot is Jeffrey Epstein arriving at the gates of Saint Peter and he must commit one good deal to be allowed into heaven.
>>220127937Don't worry OP, maybe someday AI will be good enough to throw your input into itself and shit out an episode.
>>220127937its trapped in the closet but instead of scientologist its the same stuff tyler olivera did where he uncovered how jews have a gorillion children and dont work into their late thirties while collecting welfare and taking over the school system so that all taxpayer funds go to private jewish schools.
>>220127937>We Write a South Park episode that could get the show cancellednothing can cancel south park dumbass
>>220127937was drunk as fuck last night watched some old south park as i was falling asleep, shit used to be really funny, the lotr episode is better than the lotr kek
>>220127937>ITT: We Write a South Park episode that could get the show cancelled Parody of Zack and Miri Make a Porno except it's Stan and Wendy.Wala
OP is a brownoid who's been mindraped by Israel and can't stop thinking about it 24/7
