Why is it called Deadwood when my dick is hard as fuck?
Rigor mortis
a post mortem erection is called priapism
>>220127991I wish this rich junkie whore was my wife
>>220127991>not a single fuckable whore in the showtoo realistic
conceptualize the aroma
>>220127991You have been tested, Anon. And your deepest purposes proved, there's cum in the man's balls. You might as well have shouted it from the rooftops. 'That's why I'm jumpin' through hoops to get it up. Thorough as I fucked the dick I unsheathed, I will fuck this widow, too. Using loyal implements like, my hands as my go-betweens and instruments. To explain, why I want her sexed up I'll make a pretext of my fear of blueballs. I'll throw Deadwood General a token question, why should I reward the general, with some small fractional, participation in the sex? Or let them even lay by a little security and sauce of continuing porn, for its declining page count. What's they ever done for me?' Except let me, shitpost with them every goddamned day of their lives 'til the idea of bowel regularity, is a full on fuckin' youtube poop. Not to mention orderin' a man motherfucked in one of the general threads. So every fuckin' free moment of our lives we have to spend scrubbin' the cumstains off the goddamned posts! To keep from…havin' to getting the thread deleted. Goddamned that motherfucker!
>>220129065He goons, he questions reason for rewatch, then comes back and blames the honest anon.If that's not the purest form of shitposterrrrr logic.
>>220127991this woman is extremely hot. or was, at least. i'm not looking up what she looks like today.
>>220129145And praise GOD how fast the captchas must be getting to be! Cus it aint a minute since I posted. 57 seconds. I keep track when I send you my memes, so I know when to hope for one back!
>>220127991>no boobsit makes sense you're a gay phoneposter lol
>>220127991Does anyone else find the Lack of Rape in Deadwood weird? No seriously. It historically Rape should be a common crime in the frontier.
>>220127991Alma balls
>>220130165People don’t like to rape as much as Japanese and feminists imagine. Consent was more dubious but hardcore violent rape is generally a boner killer for all but deviants.
>>220129065Read this in Swearingen’s voice
>>220130243yeah i've never wanted to rape anyone, it's never even been like a >if i could get away with it i wouldit is indeed a boner killer
I WANNA KNOW WHO CUT THE CHEESE.
>>220131452I can get off to it in porn, but I’m 100% sure if I was to try it irl I’d feel bad that she was crying and immediately stop and probably hang myself.
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>>220131814>>220128942
>>220128942Lila was super hot man, idk what you're on
>>220131445Why were you reading an EB monologue in Al's voice?
>>220127991I get instantly hard after I lick my gf soaking wet armpits after work.
Gimp sex
https://youtu.be/iv_9Ou4QkewWho was in the wrong?
I never understood the relationship with Bullock and his (brother’s) wife. It seemed like he was just with her to be a good guy (tm). But were they fucking before she got to deadwood?
>>220133886He married her out of familial obligation, yes, and initially loved and cared about her as much as close in-laws do. Over time, it matured into a genuine love that was built gradually and through shared experience, which was contrasted with the passionate, immediate love that he had with Alma.
>>220134042What a decent feller
For me it's Florda
>>220131468dead men tell no tales, but they fart.
>>220133699I would be fucking her constantly. Just rodgering her wild behind the jakes. I have no idea why Swergen didn't have her working as a prostitute.
>>220135484Vagina opens and closes at random like a door in Star Trek malfunctioning
>hairy pits
>>220136424>faggot
>>220136424Sol Star ass post
>>220136149Challenge accepted.
>>220136509You're either in business or you're not, and if you are you get body hair in bulk to save on costs.
>>220131814She peaked here
>>220137416Peaked surprisingly old, given that she was 24 here
>>220133763>it’s okay, you meant to kill somebody elseThere was a black kid on Homocide that thought that the law actually worked like that
>>220133763Slippery Dan of course. He was a cunt and he then tricked his brother to do something that he reasonably suspected would get him killed. If anything it's a Columbo plot. Bummer is innocent, and Harry was tricked into murdering someone justly and legally under false pretences. >How can shooting some guy be legal and just?There was no law against murder in that place at that time, any issues you have with that you take it up with your god. Slippery Dan's punishment is to live with the guilt for the rest of his life, which will likely be short.>>220138284If I am standing my ground in my home against an armed burglar, and then another identical burglar uncloaks in front of me like in that Deep Space 9 episode, and I end up shooting this peaceful burglar; then I shouldn't be held liable for that. I will protest to the end of my days that it was a plot by the Klingon High Council to tarnish my reputation.
>>220138627Peeing on someone shouldn’t result in execution
>>220136424gay
