2015
>>2201289462013, getting rich off of bitcoin
>>220128946I’m going back to 1942 to show American GI’s videos of 2026. They would drop their weapons and pick up arms with the Nazis. We fought the wrong enemy! Hitler was right..
2 seconds forward.
>>220128946I will go back to 1955 to fuck Marty's mom.
>>220128946late 19th century probably
>>220128946Yesterday, forgot the water heater on when I left the house
>>220129017you sound mentally insane, I hope you’re on a watchlist.
>>220129069>forgot the water heater on when I left the housemine is just always on. doesn't need to turn off. I think maybe you have a shitty water heater, but I understand if you don't have the means to replace it though
>>220129017I'd rather go back to 1932 and get that German A-bomb started
>>220128946I would go to the 1950’s in the USA, greatest time period in human history.
>>220128946if you made this movie today, they would go back to 1996
>>220129115no. jesus christ no. they didn't even have video games. they didn't even have Spider-Man or Star Wars
>>220129017I never get this take, that the nazis losing WW2 are when things "went wrong" with western culture. all the real problems started in the 60's 20 years later, had nothing to do with WW2
>>220129139in contrast the almost alien world leap back would mirror the 50's
>>220129115the problem though is a decade later youre in the 60's. you dont get to stay in the 50's forever
>>220129176the point being that if international Jewry hadn't conspired to destroy Hitler's Germany then we could abandon America today for a better life there
>>220129081>I hope you’re on a watchlist.Kill yourself glownigger.
>>220129240>if international Jewry hadn't conspired to destroy Hitler's GermanyHitler tried to conquer all of europe and kill all the jews in europe. you think nobody should have been allowed to fight back?
>>220129115First black and white tv's, and the 2 or 3 public broadcasts turned off at midnight. No cell phones.
>>220129102Here you just turn it on for half an hour if you want to take a shower, noone leaves it on all the time, the electric bill would be enormous
>>220129115>greatest time period in human history.For who? Most people were popping pills and beating each other behind closed doors. It was a shitty decade with lots of terrible things happening out of the limelight…not to mention how bad it would be if you weren’t a WASP
England, summer 1905
They’re doing it again lol
>>220129179>no gays and troons>no phones/smartphones>internet is niche>computer is semi-niche>cars and appliances doesn't break down after 2 years>the sun is brighter sounds pretty good
>>220129479there was plenty of sexual freaks but they knew better
>>220129479to go back to this world and keep it that way forever would require a dictatorship
>>220128946I'm going back to an hour ago to stop you from posting this threadLOL!
>>220129479>no phones in the 90sNigga you dumb
>>220129761not as prevalent as today, retard.
>>220128946Sometime between 1989 and 1991. Would have loved to have seen Nirvana right before they got big.
>>220129037based>>220128946far into the future, enough so we have beaten aging with a pill or something. Then I grab a bunch of pills and come back.
>>220129886all of human history you can choose from, and going to see nirvana in the early 90's is the best thing you can come up with?
>>220129176Communists infiltrated American politics and entertainment well before the 60s.
>>220129929you would watch something horrible like a bomb or something I bet. You wouldn't even use the time machine to have a proper good time
>>220129302>Hitler tried to conquer all of europe and kill all the jews in europe?Real talk? Oh man I’ve never heard that before.
>>220129988ok, then go back and prevent the russian revolution instead and then theres no communism
>>220129139They should make that today.
>>220130257cast it.>hard mode: no idris elba, zendaya, or tom holland
>>220128946One minute into the future to give myself the best blowjob I've ever had, then back to before it began to receive the best blowjob I've ever had.
>>220130517pretty gea
>>220130565Masturbation isn't gay.
>>220130675you are touching a dick. that's gaeeeee
>>220130812So you're a fag every time you take a piss?
>>220130846i don't pee, that's gae
>>220130846all dicks are gay. I don't even HAVE a dick. that shit's gay. walking around with a cock and balls slapping against your thigh all day. GAY! I have to be a real man!
Somewhere in the 100,000 BC era. Every day is worse than the last but it is hard to say when that started as there is no realistic history.
>>220129176lol things went wrong well before the 1960s.i'd go back to the 1860s and nuke Union citys so the Confederacy wins.
>>220130846you dont have to touch your dick in order to piss
>>220131140>people had nukes during the us civil warman, southerners really are dumb
>In 1985, Lea Thompson lived in Los Angeles, California
>>220131173Dicklet identified
>>220131140>if black people were still slaves somehow Id have a wife and family today instead of watching tranny porn
>>2201289462018, to warn my past self about the chronic disease he would get in 2021 and eventually cost his job in 2026 and advise him to see the best doctors possible.Also wire him a 5-figure sum to put on bitcoin
>>220131378Long covid isn't real.
>>220129929
>>220129166>>220129321perfect>>220129330go back
What happens if you bunch in the year zero since it's a year that does not exist? Also what if the conspiracy theory that the dark ages didn't actually exist are true?
I'd go back with a modern crypto mining rig and mine so much Bitcoin that no one else using equipment of that time could mine any of their own, effectively killing off Bitcoin before it even got started and completely destroying the concept of cryptocurrency entirely.
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>>220128946Far enough to curb stomp this cocksucker who's to blame for everything!!!FACT!!!
>>220133754I was thinking the same this!!!FACT!!!
I'd go one day before Doc Brown thought of inventing the Delorean and give it to him thus causing the Delorean to never have been invented
>>220135125Based CTM.
>>220128946Any time before 2012 so I can see my mom again
>>220128946I would stop the American Revolution
>>220129115yea but the 2050s will have free Robot GFsmaking the 2050s way way way better than the 1950s
>>220135375Wouldn't that just create a self-fulfilling time loop? He would always have the delorean because you always give it to him.
To kill Hitler!
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>>220129929I mean you could go watch Linkin Park
>>220128946I'm going to before the covid pandemic and swapping out all the MRNA shots with saline solution.
>>220128946I'm gonna live every day like I'm playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for the first timeYou're out of touchI'm out of time
>>220128946117 AD, i would use my knowledge and technology to convince hadrian that i am a messenger of the gods and tell him that his sole purpose is to eradicate every jew in the known world and destroy every text and scripture theyve ever created
