Was all the bad guys in this show fucking morons.Today we stfu and don't say nothing without representation.
>>220130052>I won't speak without my lawyerThere, I defeated Columbo
>>220130071
I say it in every thread. I love Columbo but he just barges in everyone's homes with a lit cigar. No ashtray in sight. Where you ashing, Lt?
>>220130052>Casually snoops around your private property without a warrant
>>220131964Everyone had an ashtray back then. And he usually asks if it's okay if he smokes in there to which they almost always say yes.
>>220130052>every villain is polite and welcoming gentlemen or lady who tell Columbo that he count on their helpDon't know how would he fare nowadaysHe'd be told to fuck off, shut the fuck up or beaten on his every other case.
>>220130052Only pedo chuds imagine themselves outsmarting detectives and getting away with crime.
>sneed's feed and seed?>yes>formerly chuck's>yes>so this used to be chuck's feed and seed?>no, you see the joke is, chuck's f ...>let me stop you right there>ok>it's a store>yes>where one would buy seed and feed>yes>not a brothel>no>so chuck's feed and seed>but the joke is ...>isn't this a children's cartoon?>I'm ... uh ...>how many times have you flown on Jeffrey's plane mr Groening?
>>220132252Yeah, but you rarely see one.
>>220130052The youtube videos of blacks upgrading their warnings to felonies during police interactions make me think otherwise.
>>220132457>Only pedo chuds imagine themselves outsmarting detectives and getting away with crime.
>>220132471Guilty people are too distracted trying to come up with believable lies to offer him an ashtray or stop ashing all over the damn carpet you lazy eyed hobbit.
Bump
>oh and just one more thing, it seems that you forgot to delete the cookies from your browser history
>>220131964its a power move. somebody who isnt guilty would have the confidence to tell him to fuck off.
>>220132460Kek
>>220131014What a great guy.>>220131964It was the 1970's. Smoking was more common.
Were all, sir, were all the bad guy... ya fuckin monkey
>>220132460Nice try, but it needs a bit more columboisms, and it needs to run on more. To continue on with your story...> well, that you very much sir, you've been a big help> but you know, that doesn't work either.> you know... I actually found him.... Chuck> ya, real nice guy; he's own an alpaca farmer, nice guy. Has a wife who works at the local milk factory> but here's the funny thing... and I'm sure you'll find it funny sir since you took so much time to find out the story for me...> he never called it Chucks. And it didn't even say seed and feed.> It was called Acme feed> Can you imagine that? Well, somehow the story got changed over time, wouldn't you say sir?> But again, I thank you; you've been a big help to me.
>>220130052>Today we stfu and don't say anything without representation.not according to all of the police body cam footage I've seen
>>220130052My retard, watch some police body cam footage on youtube. People are so eager to spill the beans cops have to tell them to shut up and rush read their miranda rights because they're confessing too fast.
>>220130052>Today we stfu and don't say nothing without representation.By and large no the fuck people don't. People love to brag about their crimes and deeds. Even when they know they're talking to a cop and implicating themselves that's often not enough to get them to shut up.
