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>Oh, you like to CHEW GUM?
>DIE!!!!

I don't think they were ironic punishments, just horrible life changing accidents because the kids were stupid

>>220138222
For Mike it wasn’t really horrible though. He loves watching TV, and now he still can.

>>220138256
And assuming he didn't get major circulatory issues causing him to stroke out by age 12, they fix him by making him much taller than he was before in the taffy puller, an advantage to the rest of his life

>>220138406
Well we don’t actually see him get fixed in the original, though it’s not like being small would’ve been all that bad, it just would’ve meant the couch is so much bigger to him and so is the TV

>>220138441
He’s basically enjoying a massive screen while watching television, which can only enhance kino

>>220138568
Indeed, so long as his mom or dad remembers he’s on the couch it’s a great life for him

>>220138583
He only requires one single piece of popcorn for a movie. He won

>>220138776
And he can be snuck into a theater for free