The teacher is bringing this into the classroom. What are we watching?
Gattaca
>>220139526Bill Nye
>>220139526Romeo + Juliet
>>220139526finding nemo
>>220139526Big Lebowski
>>220139526atoms humming at bass frequencies
>>220139526Fish
I had a class watch birds one time. You may think I went to school in the 80s or something but no we watched birds in 2008
>>220139538i maintain that gattaca is nothing but fearmongering stalling inevitable progress.*inevitable--something that will eventually happen, no matter how much you stall, whether you like it or notThe arrow of time|arrow of progress is uni-directional. It always points FORWARD
>>220139526bill nye the science guy
Hoboken Chicken Emergency. Again.
>>22013952610 Things I Hate About You
Jumanji.
>>220139621The Birds by hitchcock? For some reason middle school teachers think it's essential to film theory
>>220139621>he was in school in 2008Bruh you old asf
>>220139721>I was in college in 2008
>>220139526The Odyssey ('97 version starring Armand Assante)
>>220139526Live coverage of 9/11…
I still remember a teacher asking if any of us owned Pearl Harbour on VHS and saying yes, I brought it in the next day.
Gianna Michael's Greatest Works
FernGully, unfortunately.
>>220139796This is not funny. My brother died that way. I was in high school English, and another English teacher stormed in and muttered something about planes and skyscrapers. I was like "wut". Seconds later we were all being sent home.
Amadeus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0kPl_p5LM8
The Challenger explode
>>220139921Amadeus is so good I would bring in a television trolley into my own house and watch it all day, every day.
>>220139921>DO YOU WANT TO BE A TRAINED MONKEY
>>220139863The idea of a class of children watching that woman sexually dominate men was funny for like a split second before I remembered that it’s incredibly fucked up
>>220139526>What are we watching?Amadeus. I was the only one who could appreciate it in my class.
>>220139992My favorite scene is the end where Mozart finally talks about writing music and the fact that Tom Hulce is a musician finally comes through in a huge way. The difference in musicality between him and F. Murray Abraham is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfTboLP2Fu0on no less than 5 occasions throught elementary/middle school music classes
>>220139526some holocaust propaganda
for me, it's Ivanhoe (1997)
>>220139921It teaches about envy. I experienced the very feeling during my own training. It is a most visceral feeling, which you cannot shake. It can lead to the loss of long-standing friendships/relationships/families.
>>220139526Joker (2019)
>>220139720Yep. And it was middle nice one
>no 12 angry men post
>>220140208It teaches how to think about art too. The way Salieri describes structure and metaphor, the king's march scene, even the characterization of Salieri as one who sees art missed by most people. It's provocative and challenging, but without losing its big heart and beneficial purpose. Amazing movie.
>>220139721Ha imagine being born after 2002. What a terrible time to be born
Cadfael
>>220139526WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE!!!
>When you got to watch the film adaptation of the book you read in classKino Day was so good.
one time the class had this substitute teacher so she just had the TV set up for movie day, and the substitute teacher is like 70 years old. She had like Biden brain. And this kid had a porno VHS in his bag and he swapped it out and the old lady didn't see. and she put it on play and then sat down in the desk and took a long moment to realize something was wrong because she was just too old. she got up looking all flustered and embarassed and tried to cover the TV with her hands instead of just turning it off
>>220139560>>220139538>>220139546these and osmosis jones
backdoor sluts 4
>>220140478>osmosis joneshe's one cell of a guy
The BBC Narnia movies
>>220139526They rolled this in to watch 9/11 is my only real memory of this
>>220140283>DUUUUDE THIS IS THE VERY FIRST CREATURE FEATURE SLASHER EVER MADEeven if true, big deal
>>220139967kino
>>220139526Schindler's List
dr strangelove. I was too much of a dipshit teenager to appreciate that level of kino
>>220139526Hook or history documentaries
>>220139526Saturday Night Beaver and Deep Inside Christy Canyon
Kevin Costner grimdark robin hood where he fights satan worshippers
>>220140191Duncan?
>>220139569BASED
>>220140686no but he sounds based
Glory
>>220139526That fairy movie with the rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0vRuZkxdw
>>220139526>"Hi, I'm Anderson 'Cooper'. My mother was Gloria Vanderbilt, the robber-baron heiress. My brother and I used to sleep in her bed beneath a picture of Moloch performing human sacrifice. He killed himself by walking out of a 14th-floor window in Manhattan. Anyway, I'm with Channel One TV and an unnamed organization has funded millions of dollars (which is a lot of money back now) to distribute free televisions to tens of thousands of classrooms acros America, an unprecedented scope, to seed propaganda into your classroom, such as important things happening in Africa right now. But first let me tell you how bad smoking is. Smoking stinks!"
>>220140024Well how else are they supposed to learn about the birds and the bees, dum-dum!
>>220139526>what are we watching?me shoving that fire extinguisher up the teacher asshole.
>>220140975Wow! You are X-treme!
>>220139526The Patriot
I remember seeing Amadeus and Excalibur in school, shit was so cash
>>220140753Based, good pick.Also pic related if you had a male teacher and went to school in the south in the late 90s or 00s.
>Wait a sec, this kid kinda sucks
9/11
>>220139526Geordi was a slave????
>>220141129>Computer, run program "Buck Breaking">Disable safety protocols
>>220139526It was Bill Nye and The Magic School Bus for me.
>>220139526Zach and Miri.I'm not joking.My science teacher was a chill fucking dude.
>>220141129kek
reddit 9gag thread
>>220141093My math teacher always played this for some reason. Probably so he didn't have to teach that day.
>>220139648stalling western progress you mean, if the chinks ever hear about ethics they'll try to eat it
>>220141129>DON'T RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA! WARP SPEED!
>>220141674luckyall we got was this
>>220141877>Professor, another troublemaker has hit Garfield High
>>220141877kino
>>220139526
>>220139796>>220139967>>220140543>>220141122>>220142028Getting old, uncs.
>>220141926kek
mr smith goes to washingtonhoop dreamsstand and deliveroriginal 12 angry menall in my high school civics class
>>220139526Lion King
>>220139526Schindler's ListThe PianistThe Diary of Anne FrankJuliaSophie's ChoiceLa vita è bella
>>220139526Ice Age
>>220139546I used to tape Bill Nye eps onto vhs tapes and bring them in for my teacher to show in class on Fridays
>>220140856This
>>220139526something something about group dynamics, movie is cool and Leelee Sobieski and Jessica Alba make the dick happy
>>220139526We watched Mr Bean for some reason.I hated it immensely and it just made me angry.I dunno why, i was only like 8 years old or something.
>>220144661I also hated that dumb son of a bitch when I was a little kid too.
I remember bill nye and ferngully and an episode or two of frontier house. By the time I was in high school they just used projectors connected to a desktop to pull up "educational" youtube videos, but my bio teacher would bring in DVDs of kino like Gattaca when she was hungover so it wasn't a total wash.By senior year I was in an alternative high school (read: forcibly segregated to not drag down the district's test scores and funding) and almost every single teacher had kids filling out sheets of toddler-level questions while they played music or youtube videos of epic fail compilations. By the time I graduated public school felt like state-run daycare without any real pretense of education, even from itself, and that was in 2015. I can only imagine how bad it is now
>>220144762now watch Black Adder
BraveheartSchindler's List
>>220139526I went to Catholic school so veggie tales and magic school bus
>>2201395269/11.
October Sky or Remember the Titans
>>220139526>Conjunction Junction, what's your function? >Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
Debbie Does Dallas
>>220142068The funniest thing about zoomers is that they don't think it will happen to them.
>>220139526where the red fern grows
Must have been forced to watch super size me at least 5 times, nows he's dead and gone like so many mcdoubles in the rain..
>>220139648There's no such thing as endless progress. Everything hits a wall eventually.
>>220139538What a mediocre overrated movie
>>220139722he walked through blood and bones...
>>220141877If I was on /v/ I'd make a Mount & Blade reference
>>220142068
>>2201395269/11
>>220139526Space JamThe PatriotRootsSchindler's ListMulanThe Prince of Egyptreally old cautionary sex ed video about a guy sexually abusing his daughter (they were actors but it still spooked me as a kid)
>>220146935Did they at least give you guys a few shots of Popov?
>>220139526Bill Nye and we're being propagandized by a faggot pretending to be a doctor
>>220139967Are there are actually retards out there who believe in this shit
>>220139526Its history (holocaust) class, so Schindlers list
>>220139621>"Hey i'm young right guys I am only pushing 30"yikes
>Band of Brothers>Catch Me If You Can>It (the Tim Curry one)>The Great Gatsby (1974)>Multiple Twilight Zone eps>The Last of the Mohicans>JawsJust notable ones I remember. Surprisingly never had anything I remember as too pozzed until I got to college. Also never got shown Schindlers List or Remember the Titans which seem to be mainstays of everyone else when these threads get posted
>>220139526A french bootlegged copy of my myself and irene and the french teacher has a huge smirk at the bbq scene that only I got the reference cause I also saw the bootlegged version of that film a week earlier
>>220139526Super size me
>>220139526We will be watching Dante's Peak once again and my instructor will be sleeping the whole time.
>>220139526The only movie I can remember from those times teachers brought in a TV was some 'documentary' about faking the moon landing and our econ teacher bringing in a TV for 9/11 so we could watch reporting on it live.
>>220139526At my school it was always Remember the Titans. We had maybe 4 black kids in my entire school so it was weird. We also had a mandatory semester of holocaust propaganda in 8th grade despite having no jewish kids and had to watch Schindler's List. I grew up in a mormon area.
>>220139526ang lee hulk
>>220142028I watched this before school because I was on west coast time.
>>220139796I thank Christ I got sick that day and stayed home watching the towers fall with my mom
>>220139526our literature teacher wanted us to watch The Count of Monte Cristo, over 2 hours long movie in the span of 40 min long class. she kept fastforwarding the whole thing while taking long pauses to verbally explain what happened in the scenes that she skipped, and then explain how this was nothing like in the book, in what can be only be described as torturous experienceeveryone hated her retarded ass
>>220139526PORN!!!!
>>220139796This is not funny. I was searching through the blood and bones for my brother. He was in northern canada.
>>220152476you know what... I never got that jokeit makes no sense, what was norm even trying to say
>>220139526Romeo and Juliet (both the Zefferelli and Lurhmann versions)GattacaJohn QEscape from Sobibor (they didn't force Schindler's List on us for some reason)Dante's PeakHamlet (Branagh version)
>>220139526I shit you not we watched Kids, pretty sure they started it 10mins in to avoid a sex scene but that was decades ago so I could be wrong. I think one of the teachers had PTSD from the aids stuff that happend in the 80's, or maybe just scare tactics, because I cannot fathom why you'd show that to a pack of feral teenagers from an area mainly known for its gang violence and teenagers getting pregnant.
>>220139648>Something will eventually happenYou retard, what an absurdly wide net you've cast. Something is happening right now, you psychic. What specific thing would you like to actually predict. I'm assuming it's 'widespread adoption of aggressive gene screening', maybe even 'state mandated'. We screen out some extreme defects currently, so you're obviously not talking about that.
>>220150647you got that wrong im happy to be in my 30s young people are lost and lack the memories of the better times
>>220139526ONLY REAL NIGGAS REMEMBERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UskQs90Y2TE
>>220152586i remember having to get forms signed for movies way less PG
>>220139569Winrar
>>220153121No one watched this in school. You could've posted the Romeo and Juliet example instead.
Highschool High
>>220139648is it "take your retard to 4chan day" today? what is with these posts?
>>220142068You're 35.
Dick Van Dyke movie
>>220152822This was the late 90s early 00s, my secondary school was a pretty bleak place, I doubt the parents would care enough to complain.
World Cup
>>220142068I'm old enough to have watched Willy Wonka and old Don Knotts Disney movies on a reel to reel projector in elementary school.
>>220139890Sorry if true
depends. if it was unplanned, as was usually the case with these emergency roll-outs, then some Nat-Geo documentaries or some safety PSA-type shit (road safety, safety playing near building sites, etc etc)was rare they ever rolled it out in a planned manner and don't even recall what they'd usually play; probably some local/national sporting event like getting gold at the olympics etc
